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-->'''Channing:''' The professor certainly knows how to make an entrance! Not to mention an exit. ''(To aide)'' Get that man back here immediately!
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** [[SelfDeprecation Even funnier if you consider that Disney themselves have done this on multiple occasions.]][[labelnote:Examples]]''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' (in both [[Ride/EllensEnergyAdventure Epcot]] ''and'' in [[Ride/TheTwilightZoneTowerOfTerror California]] [[Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout Adventure]]) and ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' itself (replacing California Screamin')

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** [[SelfDeprecation Even funnier if you consider that Disney themselves have done this on multiple occasions.]][[labelnote:Examples]]''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' ]][[labelnote:Examples]]''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014'' (in both [[Ride/EllensEnergyAdventure Epcot]] ''and'' in [[Ride/TheTwilightZoneTowerOfTerror California]] [[Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout Adventure]]) and ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' itself (replacing California Screamin')

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* At the Royal Theatre, a comedic duo known as Mr. Smythe and Mr. Jones performs plays of ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' with help from Rapunzel, Flynn, and Belle. HilarityEnsues. For starters, Rapunzel refuses to let down her hair because it takes forever to braid, and Mr. Smythe assures Belle that Mr. Jones doesn't need any stage magic to act as dumb as Gaston.

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* At the Royal Theatre, a comedic duo known as Mr. Smythe and Mr. Jones performs plays of ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' with help from Rapunzel, Flynn, and Belle. HilarityEnsues.Hilarity ensues. For starters, Rapunzel refuses to let down her hair because it takes forever to braid, and Mr. Smythe assures Belle that Mr. Jones doesn't need any stage magic to act as dumb as Gaston.



* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. Whilst discussing the attraction ideas, they noticed that Emile's white suit was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, because of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, and because the fleas were really unbearable, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the wardrobe department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...
--> '''Walt:''' You didn't get through the crowd, did you guys?
--> '''Ken & Emile:''' [[BlatantLies Oh, no, Walt]].
--> '''Walt:''' Then how the hell did you get here?
--> '''Ken & Emile:''' [[SarcasmMode One big leap, Walt, what do you think]]!?
** This crosses over in to Heartwarming though, as despite the recommendations to call in an exterminator, Walt arranged for the bathing and grooming of the “castle cats", and then found families for them, too!
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Just because Disney theme parks are capable of making sweet lifelong memories, doesn't mean they don't have the knack for tickling their guests' funny bone.

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Just because Sweet memories, thrilling rides, amazing shows, memorable meetings; you name it, the Disney theme parks are capable of making sweet lifelong memories, doesn't mean got it. Of course, they don't also have the their knack for tickling their guests' funny bone.gathering some laughs, too.
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* ''Ride/MuppetVision3D'', being based on a classic franchise with no shortage of such moments, is naturally full of them:
** First off is Statler and Waldorf's heckling, as expected. Made even better since they're live animatronics in this show!
--> '''Statler:''' Hey, hey look! [[TakeThatAudience Look at the guy in the Goofy mask!]]
--> '''Waldorf:''' That's not a mask.
--> '''Statler:''' Oh...sorry lady!

--> '''Waldorf:''' (To Fozzie) Hey bear, you're not even funny in 3D!
--> '''Fozzie:''' Oh, not you guys. How did you get here?
--> '''Waldorf:''' We entered a contest.
--> '''Statler:''' Yeah, we lost!

--> '''Statler:''' He's trying to drown us! What kind of act is that?
--> '''Waldorf:''' An act of mercy!
** As Kermit introduces the labs, he describes it as a [[BlatantLies "modern, high tech facility"]] only for ironing board to spring down from the wall at that exact moment.
** Kermit also claims that they will not "resort to using cheap 3D tricks". An all-too-excited Fozzie ''immediately'' walks into frame to show off all the cheap 3D tricks to the audience, which includes a noisemaker, a can of spring loaded worms, and squirting flower which even the audience suffers the effects of.
** Beaker suffering AmusingInjuries as they work the machine to produce their new 3D effects. He gets absolutely ravaged by the machine's gears, all the while [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Dr. Honeydew doesn't really seem to notice.]]
** After a fallout with Miss Piggy and Sam, Bean decides he's going to run away. He tells that to Gonzo, who ends up a little slow on the uptake:
--> '''Gonzo:''' Hey Bean, what's up?
--> '''Bean:''' I'm going away. Forever!
--> '''Gonzo:''' Oh great! Could you get me a sandwich? ''(to audience)'' Would any of you people like anything? I mean since he's going out, he could- '''''[[DelayedReaction FOREVER!?]]'''''
** Then during the small...err, massive and show stopping musical number, the 3D effect that Honeydew and Beaker produced earlier known as Waldo comes in and terrorizes the show, causing everyone to have a panic attack and scream to stop the show. We then cut to the Swedish Chef trying desperately to shoot Waldo away ''from the back of the theater'', [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy to little success.]] Just as Waldo taunts him by shapeshifting into a giant target, the Chef proceeds to pull out ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill a giant cannon]]'' and absolutely ravages the entire theater, not only causing damage to all the walls around it but even creating a hole in the screen big enough for Kermit to drive a firetruck through!
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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. Whilst discussing the attraction ideas, they noticed that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, cause of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, and because the fleas were really unbearable, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. Whilst discussing the attraction ideas, they noticed that the Emile's white suit, which Emile was wearing, suit was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, cause because of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, and because the fleas were really unbearable, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, wardrobe department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...
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** When the ceremony begins, an illuminated sign reading "Inventor of the Year Award" drops from the ceiling. Wayne crashes into the sign with his Hoverpod and [[SignsOfDisrepair knocks out most of the letters in such a way that only "Nerd" can be lit]].

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** When the ceremony begins, an illuminated sign reading "Inventor of the Year Award" "INVENTOR OF THE YEAR AWARD" drops from the ceiling. Wayne crashes into the sign with his Hoverpod and [[SignsOfDisrepair knocks out most of the letters in such a way that only "Nerd" "NERD" can be lit]].
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Ride/WaltDisneyWorld specific examples of funny moments can be found on [[Funny/WaltDisneyWorld its own page]].



!!Parks/Rides with their own sub-pages:
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*''Funny/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout''
*''Funny/TheHauntedMansion''
*''Funny/StarWarsGalaxysEdge''
*''Funny/WaltDisneyWorld''
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* Franchise/TheHauntedMansion warrants [[Funny/TheHauntedMansion its own page]].
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** Nick's aside to the audience: "I should be used to this by now..."

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** Alternatively, Tokyo Disneyland had a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6apVlHnXI&t=138s straight-up preshow film]] in which Dr. Nigel Channing is interviewed by a reporter who questions if the Imagination Institute is TemptingFate by honoring Wayne, given that his inventions previously miniaturized several children and turned a baby into a giant who "almost destroyed Las Vegas!"

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** Alternatively, Tokyo Disneyland had a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6apVlHnXI&t=138s straight-up preshow film]] in which the attendants do indeed seem to be quite inept, while Dr. Nigel Channing is interviewed by a reporter who questions if the Imagination Institute is TemptingFate by honoring Wayne, given that his inventions previously miniaturized several children and turned a baby into a giant who "almost destroyed Las Vegas!"



** After Nick (miniaturized along with the audience) calls up to Diane that his pet python is now slithering loose, she passes out with a thud. Dr. Nigel Channing bends down into view to ask: "She didn't land on anyone, did she?"
** The whole business with Adam picking up the auditorium to "show the little people to my mom!" And the ''very'' delicate process of putting it back exactly where it was before ("Otherwise the exits won't line up!"). Also a Great Moment for Disney Imagineering thanks to the wonderful swaying effect throughout, the work of a specially-rigged floor.
** The punchline: Wayne gets the audience back to size, but in the process... "Honey, I did-- I blew up the dog!" The curtain closes on the chaos, but then Quark pokes through it and sneezes on the audience!

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** After Nick (miniaturized along with the audience) calls up to Diane that his pet python is now slithering loose, she passes out with a thud. Dr. Nigel Channing bends down into view to ask: [[BlackComedy "She didn't land on anyone, did she?"
she?"]]
** The whole business with Adam picking Nick's aside to the audience: "I should be used to this by now..."
** Pretty much all of Adam's hijinks, culminating in him ''picking
up the auditorium auditorium'' to "show the little people to my mom!" mom!" And since like any toddler he's rather possessive, the grown-ups have to talk him into and through the ''very'' delicate process of putting it back exactly where it was before ("Otherwise the exits won't line up!"). Also a Great Moment for Disney Imagineering thanks to the wonderful swaying effect throughout, the work of a specially-rigged floor.
up!").
** The punchline: Wayne gets the audience back to size, but in the process... "Honey, I did-- I blew up the dog!" The curtain closes on the chaos, but then Quark pokes through it and sneezes on the audience!audience! (And as they leave the theater, there's audible commotion going on behind the curtain as everybody else tries to get him in hand.)
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** Alternatively, Tokyo Disneyland had a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6apVlHnXI&t=138s straight-up preshow film]] in which Dr. Nigel Channing is interviewed by a reporter who questions if the Imagination Institute is TemptingFate by honoring Wayne, given that his inventions previously miniaturized several children and turned a baby into a giant who "almost destroyed Las Vegas!"
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** When he finds himself in ''Film/Titanic1997'', he tries to find the imprisoned [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Jack]]. As he opens the hallways doors in turn, he instead encounters [[Film/AFishCalledWanda Archie Leach]], [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Sulley]], [[Film/ThePinkPanther Inspector Jacques Clouseau]] in full martial arts mode, [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]], and [[Film/TheExorcist Regan MacNeil]]! He can't quite avoid the last one's vomit thanks to the keyhole in the door he quickly shuts. (A revision swapped in [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl Captain Jack Sparrow]] and [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles the Parr family]] for the first two.)

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** When he finds himself in ''Film/Titanic1997'', he tries to find the imprisoned [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Jack]]. As he opens the hallways hallway's doors in turn, he instead encounters [[Film/AFishCalledWanda Archie Leach]], [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Sulley]], [[Film/ThePinkPanther Inspector Jacques Clouseau]] in full martial arts mode, [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]], and [[Film/TheExorcist Regan MacNeil]]! He can't quite avoid the last one's vomit thanks to the keyhole in the door he quickly shuts. (A revision swapped in [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl Captain Jack Sparrow]] and [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles the Parr family]] for the first two.)
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** When he finds himself in ''Film/Titanic1997'', he tries to find the imprisoned [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Jack]]. As he opens the hallways doors in turn, he instead encounters [[Film/AFishCalledWanda Archie Leach]], [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Sulley]], [[Film/ThePinkPanther Inspector Jacques Clouseau]], [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]], and [[Film/TheExorcist Regan MacNeil]]! He can't quite avoid the last one's vomit thanks to the keyhole in the door he quickly shuts. (A revision swapped in [[Film/PiratesOfTheCarribeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl Captain Jack Sparrow]] and [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles the Parr family]] for the first two.)

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** When he finds himself in ''Film/Titanic1997'', he tries to find the imprisoned [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Jack]]. As he opens the hallways doors in turn, he instead encounters [[Film/AFishCalledWanda Archie Leach]], [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Sulley]], [[Film/ThePinkPanther Inspector Jacques Clouseau]], Clouseau]] in full martial arts mode, [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]], and [[Film/TheExorcist Regan MacNeil]]! He can't quite avoid the last one's vomit thanks to the keyhole in the door he quickly shuts. (A revision swapped in [[Film/PiratesOfTheCarribeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl Captain Jack Sparrow]] and [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles the Parr family]] for the first two.)
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* The now-retired ''CineMagique'' was basically Disney's answer to ''Film/DeadMenDontWearPlaid'', as an American tourist played by Creator/MartinShort found himself [[TrappedInTVLand trapped in a salute to world cinema]], using real movie clips -- some from ''very'' un-Disney fare! Among the highlights:
** When he finds himself in ''Film/Titanic1997'', he tries to find the imprisoned [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Jack]]. As he opens the hallways doors in turn, he instead encounters [[Film/AFishCalledWanda Archie Leach]], [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Sulley]], [[Film/ThePinkPanther Inspector Jacques Clouseau]], [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]], and [[Film/TheExorcist Regan MacNeil]]! (He can't quite avoid the last one's vomit thanks to the keyhole in the door he quickly shuts.)

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* The now-retired ''CineMagique'' ''[=CineMagique=]'' was basically Disney's answer to ''Film/DeadMenDontWearPlaid'', as an American tourist played by Creator/MartinShort found himself [[TrappedInTVLand trapped in a salute to world cinema]], using real movie clips -- some from ''very'' un-Disney fare! Among the highlights:
** When he finds himself in ''Film/Titanic1997'', he tries to find the imprisoned [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Jack]]. As he opens the hallways doors in turn, he instead encounters [[Film/AFishCalledWanda Archie Leach]], [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Sulley]], [[Film/ThePinkPanther Inspector Jacques Clouseau]], [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]], and [[Film/TheExorcist Regan MacNeil]]! (He He can't quite avoid the last one's vomit thanks to the keyhole in the door he quickly shuts.shuts. (A revision swapped in [[Film/PiratesOfTheCarribeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl Captain Jack Sparrow]] and [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles the Parr family]] for the first two.)
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!!Walt Disney Studios Park (Paris)
* The now-retired ''CineMagique'' was basically Disney's answer to ''Film/DeadMenDontWearPlaid'', as an American tourist played by Creator/MartinShort found himself [[TrappedInTVLand trapped in a salute to world cinema]], using real movie clips -- some from ''very'' un-Disney fare! Among the highlights:
** When he finds himself in ''Film/Titanic1997'', he tries to find the imprisoned [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Jack]]. As he opens the hallways doors in turn, he instead encounters [[Film/AFishCalledWanda Archie Leach]], [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Sulley]], [[Film/ThePinkPanther Inspector Jacques Clouseau]], [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter]], and [[Film/TheExorcist Regan MacNeil]]! (He can't quite avoid the last one's vomit thanks to the keyhole in the door he quickly shuts.)
** In the "epic battle" climax, the combatants include [[Film/{{Braveheart}} William Wallace]], [[Film/{{Highlander}} Connor MacLeod]], [[Film/{{Ran}} Ichimonji Hidetora]], and even [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail the Rabbit of Caerbannog]]!
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* In the ride Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars you can see a bear scratching his back(which bears are known to do) against a lever which, depending on your personal and mental POV, is placed too low (down near his rear end) and looks like he's having a bit ''too'' much fun; there's also a father bear and his bear cub trying to cook salmon they caught -- ''[[EpicFail with dynamite]]''.

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* In the ride Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars you can see a bear scratching his back(which back (which bears are known to do) against a lever which, depending on your personal and mental POV, is placed too low (down near his rear end) and looks like he's having a bit ''too'' much fun; there's also a father bear and his bear cub trying to cook salmon they caught -- ''[[EpicFail with dynamite]]''.

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** [[SelfDeprecation Even funnier if you consider that Disney themselves have done this on multiple occasions.]][[labelnote:Examples]]''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' (in both [[Ride/EllensEnergyAdventure Epcot]] ''and'' in [[Ride/TheTwilightZoneTowerOfTerror California]] [[Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout Adventure]]) and ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' itself (replacing California Screamin')[[/labelnote]]

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** [[SelfDeprecation Even funnier if you consider that Disney themselves have done this on multiple occasions.]][[labelnote:Examples]]''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' (in both [[Ride/EllensEnergyAdventure Epcot]] ''and'' in [[Ride/TheTwilightZoneTowerOfTerror California]] [[Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout Adventure]]) and ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' itself (replacing California Screamin')[[/labelnote]]
Screamin')
* Sometimes in Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout, during the moment when the doors open to show the outside, Rocket will comment "Disneyland? [[TakeThatUs That's thematically inconsistent.]]"
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* At the Royal Theatre, a comedic duo known as Mr. Smythe and Mr. Jones performs plays of ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' with help from Rapunzel, Flynn, Belle, and Lumiere. HilarityEnsues. For starters, Rapunzel refuses to let down her hair because it takes forever to braid, and Mr. Smythe assures Belle that Mr. Jones doesn't need any stage magic to act as dumb as Gaston.

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* At the Royal Theatre, a comedic duo known as Mr. Smythe and Mr. Jones performs plays of ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'' with help from Rapunzel, Flynn, Belle, and Lumiere.Belle. HilarityEnsues. For starters, Rapunzel refuses to let down her hair because it takes forever to braid, and Mr. Smythe assures Belle that Mr. Jones doesn't need any stage magic to act as dumb as Gaston.



* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. Whilst discussing the attraction ideas, they noticed that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, cause of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. Whilst discussing the attraction ideas, they noticed that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, cause of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, and because the fleas were really unbearable, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...

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* Splash Mountain has its fair share of funny moments, such as the "How Do Ya' Do?" sequence with the geese trying to fish, but catching hats and boots instead.
* The Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at both Disneyland and Walt Disney World features some pirates who are, quite frankly, drunk off their asses. You can even hear them butchering the theme song in places.

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* Splash Mountain Ride/SplashMountain has its fair share of funny moments, such as the "How Do Ya' Do?" sequence with the geese trying to fish, but catching hats and boots instead.
* The Pirates of the Caribbean attraction Ride/PiratesOfTheCaribbean at both Disneyland Ride/{{Disneyland}} and Walt Disney World Ride/WaltDisneyWorld features some pirates who are, quite frankly, drunk off their asses. You can even hear them butchering the theme song in places.



!!Magic Kingdom (Walt Disney World)
* A good part of the humor of [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor]], comes from whoever they pick as "That Guy".
** Footage of Roz saying, "The less you laugh, well, [[WhamLine we might not have enough power to]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall open the exit door]]." ''(forced laughter ensues)''
** The screens showing people who are seated with captions like "WILL TREAT EVERYONE TO CHURROS" and "HAS NO IDEA WHERE HE IS".
** One show had a kid who was playing a game on his phone instead of actually participating in the show. The performers had a field day with this.
-->''"Wow, that's great. That's a great use of your ticket."''
** There was a show where a parent in the audience FELL ASLEEP. Needless to say, it was open season...
** One of the jokes picked during one show was one of the Yoda Jokes from the ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' episode of the same name.
-->'''Marty:''' What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A To-Yoda!
** During one show, the person chosen for one demonstration ''could not speak English.'' Needless to say, the ''entire segment'' went OffTheRails.
** The attraction that it replaced, ''The Timekeeper'', had such gems as:
-->'''Timekeeper:''' ''(singing in an Ethel Merman imitation)'' There's nowhere to go...BUT UP!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_5iQH6c44 This girl]] challenges [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] to an arm-wrestling contest, and ''[[CurbStompBattle wins]]''.
* In October 2015, the ''Film/HocusPocus Villain Spelltacular'' show brought the Sanderson Sisters back to "the living world" for the first time in 22 years, and allowed them to meet several of the other Disney villains. Highlights include:
** Winnie asks Sarah and Mary to hand her a spell to brew a "Hocus Pocus Party Potion". They struggle to find it, until Winnie finds it wrapped around Mary's dark chocolate candy bar (which Mary refers to as the only type of candy she likes). Later, some chocolate smudged on the spell causes Mary to misread an ingredient as "farous mares", until she licks it clean to reveal the phrase, "nefarious nightmares".
** Sarah fawns over [[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Dr. Facilier]], when he arrives to deliver the first ingredient, "sinister shadows". When he starts singing "Friends on the Other Side", the sisters wonder if their mother became one of those "friends".
** Winnie eventually worries that she can't finish the potion, because the spell calls for "Frightful Friends" to lend their powers, and she has no friends. Sarah and Mary call themselves her friends, but she reminds them, "We're sisters. I ''have'' to like you."
** As the sisters sadly prepare to leave with their potion unfinished, [[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]] suddenly appears, furious that someone ''else'' would throw a party without inviting her. They immediately bow and apologize to her, until she finally agrees to [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome help them gather more ingredients]]. Cue a cavalcade of villains, each delivering a prop from his or her movie, parading onto the stage.
** For the finale, Winnie leads all of her new "Frightful Friends" in a performance of "I Put a Spell on You". After she sings, "Now the witch is back/And there's ''heck'' to pay", she slyly winks to viewers who still remember the less-kid-friendly version from the movie.
* [[http://deadlydisney.tumblr.com/post/132056488901/so-my-friend-went-to-the-parks-dressed-as-anna This story]] showing the reaction a ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}'' cosplayer received from Princess Anna.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1S9coe3TrA pre-show]] for ''Ride/StitchsGreatEscape''.
* A more historical moment occurred in the 1980s where Universal basically declared war against Disney for their plans to build Hollywood Studios (back then known as Disney-[=MGM=] Studios) at the same time they were building their own park. Universal addressed the media and boldly announced that they would [[http://jimhillmedia.com/editor_in_chief1/b/jim_hill/archive/2015/02/15/when-woody-met-mickey-the-day-universal-s-walk-around-characters-almost-stormed-wdw-s-magic-kingdom.aspx deliver two Universal-branded directors' chairs to Mickey and Minnie Mouse]], even if it meant marching into the Magic Kingdom to do it. Disney did everything in their power to prevent such a meeting, but Universal were committed to the publicity stunt, driving into Walt Disney World in a van loaded with costumed characters led by [[WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker Woody Woodpecker]], Film/{{Dracula}}, and Film/{{Frankenstein}}. Disney could not let the Universal cast members into the Magic Kingdom due to licensing, so sent Mickey and Minnie to meet them at the monorail hub to accept the chairs.
* During the pre-show of "Enchanted Tales with Belle", if you [[DevelopersForesight bring up the mirror early]], the cast member will [[MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere just comment nonchalantly on how nice it looks]]. It's only until their cue starts, and ''then'' they address the elephant in the room.

!!Epcot (Walt Disney World)
* On the final ceremonial ride of Epcot's ''World of Motion'' (the predecessor to ''Test Track''), the ride ''broke down''. The GM executives on the ride had to walk to the exit.
** In a rather strange coincidence, ''[[HistoryRepeats the exact same thing]]'' happened on [[https://attractionsmagazine.com/last-ever-universe-of-energy-ride-ended-with-an-evacuation-and-the-fans-loved-it/ the final public ride]] of ''Universe of Energy''!
* The ''O Canada!'' film has Martin Short taking exception to the narrator's talk of Canada as a frozen wasteland.
-->'''Short''': You should hear from someone from Canada, someone who grew up there and loves it.
-->'''Narrator''': Is Celine Dion here?
-->'''Short''': NO, Celine Dion isn't here!!!
* On the ''Frozen Ever After'' attraction, when everyone is singing "For The First Time In Forever"- [[FunnyBackgroundEvent if you listen to Olaf, he's singing "(He Doesn't) really know this song!" and makes up his own lyrics]]... [[FridgeBrilliance because he hadn't been created when they sang the song in the film.]]
* [[http://disneyworldsisters.tumblr.com/post/78013081246/bdphillips-at-les-chefs-de-france-a-great The story behind this image taken inside]] the Les Chef de France restaurant in the France Pavilion in Epcot years ago, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent which features Marie]] from ''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats'' against a glass window.
* In the World Showcase, guests can play an interactive game on their phones, featuring characters from ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''. Considering it's centered around the Perry the Platypus and Doofenshmirtz, there's bound to be a few laughs here and there. The first of many is quoted below
--> Major Monogram: On your dangerous assingnment, we'll give you pointers over our Field Operative Notification Equipment. Or F.O.N.E.
--> Carl the Intern: Or, we could pronounce it "phone" sir.
--> Major Monogram: Good point Carl.
* [[https://youtu.be/xpEP-N-9Vec Alec Tronic]] was a very impressive animatronic for his time, and it certainly didn't stop him from telling some good jokes.
-->Have we got a show for you today! ...Guys, [[TwoFacedAside have we got a show for them today]]? Guys?
-->It's really great to be here! Actually, I ''have'' to be here, 'cause [[MediumAwareness I'm bolted to the floor]]!

!!Disney's Hollywood Studios (Walt Disney World)
* The original Soundstage Tour had a segment demonstrating bluescreen techniques in which kids were picked from the crowd to ride the ''Film/HoneyIShrunkTheKids'' bee. After the finished scene is played back, the video reveals it's being critiqued by Series/SiskelAndEbert (their show was produced by Disney, or more accurately their syndication arm, Buena Vista TV), who give it a rave review -- ''especially'' for the acting!
* The original Magic of Disney Animation Tour's opening film, ''Back to Neverland'', featured Creator/RobinWilliams getting turned into a Disney animated character three years before ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' and put into the world of ''WesternAnimation/PeterPan'' two years before ''Film/{{Hook}}''. When Tinkerbell sprinkles him and host Walter Cronkite with pixie dust, Robin comments "Ooooh, she's so bright...It's like being in the presence of Barbra Streisand!".
** Also, the two would be shown at various stations of the studio with video monitors showing short bits of the animated Williams in situations such as set on fire. "Nice, Walter. You didn't do this to the animals on your nature specials."
* The Star Wars Weekends, at the Studio Parks, is known to have a Cast Panel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i3D5DcYPFA which often starts with a scene of four Stormtroopers]], who show images of when they look about the park, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP9NKReoIpo listen to their playlists]], before one of the Stormtroopers has something happen to him. This would either be...
** Attacked by Darth Maul.
** Attacked by Ewoks.
** Graffitied by Rebels, before being given a thermal detonator.
** And frozen in carbonite, by Darth Vader.
*** They also bring up justification for the Main/ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy trope. Their example is when Luke & Leia are at the bridge in ''A New Hope''. They justify not hitting them by saying that they were told to let the Rebels escape the Death Star so they could trick them back to the Rebel base. They were missing on purpose... though, one of the Stormtroopers claims [[LockedOutOfTheLoop he didn't know that was the plan]].
* Star Wars Weekends also used to have [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMFgKtcT3zE Dance-Offs with the characters]].
* ''Superstar Television'', which put audience volunteers in ChromaKey scenes of television then and now, had all sorts of funny moments, but the two best were probably:
** The opening credits of ''Gunsmoke'' reveal a new cowboy hero: A baby on a rocking horse!
** Neil Armstrong taking his one small step on the moon is marred by the accidental appearance of...''[[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories the cue card holder]]'', who flees for their life when they realize their mistake!
* At the kickoff show for nighttime celebration Villains Unleashed, [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Hades]] delivers a TakeThat at the WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}} Summer Fun campaign.
-->Well, sorry that my Hades Hangout seems to have thawed the ''Frozen'' stage! Oops! My bad! I guess all you ''Frozen'' fans will have to ''let it go''! For the first time in forever, you won't have to hear that song tonight!
* The part in the Muppet-Vision 3D preshow where Sam the Eagle introduces the audience to Mickey Mouse, but he turns out to be Rizzo the Rat.
** Okay, pretty much every joke in the ride works at least once. The more you see it however, you'll start noticing the Funny events in the background.
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' had a little meet and greet session in the park, up until the Streets of America area started to get demolished for Star Wars Land and Toy Story Land. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9OgBXmVJHo This was just one funny encounter of them with a fan]].
** Another funny occurrence happened on the loudspeakers that played songs from the show as if Danville's radio DJ was playing them. At one point, he's doing an interview with the boys' mom, as she was one hit wonder Lindana. Then Candace tries to bust the duo for doing their meet and greet, but eventually realizes she's in the studio, and the following occurs.
--> '''Candace:''' I'd really like you to play a song dedicated to the love of my life Jeremy.
--> '''DJ:''' Okay, here's ''My Nemesis''.
--> (cue said Doofenshmirtz and Perry related song)
--> '''Candace:''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!]]
* The ''Frozen'' sing-along show features a lot of ad-libbing and hammy performances. But the best part is whenever someone says "puddle" instead of "happy snowman" during "In Summer". The hosts ''always'' react negatively, mainly the male host, whose reactions range from TranquilFury to SuddenlyShouting; one instance was utterly hilarious:
--> '''Host:''' ''[[Main/BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]] [[Main/WhatTheHellHero What is wrong with you?!]] Get him out of here!!!!! Go watch [[Ride/MuppetVision3D The Muppets!!!!!]]''
** Later, when discussing how evil Hans is, the hosts will say that the only people worse than him are people who say puddle, which is quickly followed by a glare at the guest who did so. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFrI7pbxeX8 Overall, it's a big win for immersion and comedy that seriously must be seen to be believed]].

!!Disney's Animal Kingdom (Walt Disney World)
* In [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Finding Nemo: The Musical]], the scene where we see many sea creatures talking about Marlin's journey culminates in this scene with a pair of flying penguins...
--> '''Penguin 1:''' And then this whale comes along and takes him right to Sydney Harbor and shoots him outta his spout! Isn't that amazing?
--> '''Penguin 2:''' That IS amazing! Wait a minute, we're penguins. We can't fly.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Penguins:''' ''(promptly falling out of the sky)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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** In a rather strange coincidence, ''[[HostoryRepeats the exact same thing]]'' happened on [[https://attractionsmagazine.com/last-ever-universe-of-energy-ride-ended-with-an-evacuation-and-the-fans-loved-it/ the final public ride]] of ''Universe of Energy''!

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** In an interesting case of [[HistoryRepeats history repeating itself]], a rather strange coincidence, ''[[HostoryRepeats the ''exact exact same thing'' thing]]'' happened on [[https://attractionsmagazine.com/last-ever-universe-of-energy-ride-ended-with-an-evacuation-and-the-fans-loved-it/ the final public ride]] of ''Universe of Energy''!
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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While discussin the attraction, they noticed that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, cause of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While discussin Whilst discussing the attraction, attraction ideas, they noticed that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, cause of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...
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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they noticed that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, cause of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed discussin the attraction, they noticed that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey. That's when the three realized that they were covered in fleas, cause of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...
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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they realized that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey, and that's when they realized that they were covered in fleas! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they realized noticed that the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey, and that's grey. That's when they the three realized that they were covered in fleas! fleas, cause of all the cats! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...
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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they realized that a white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey, and that's when they realized that they were covered in fleas! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they realized that a the white suit, which Emile was wearing, was beginning to turn grey, and that's when they realized that they were covered in fleas! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile: "''Don't get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Department, where they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked...

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they realized that a white suit, which Emile was wearing, was begining to turn grey, and that's when they realised that they were covered in fleas!
Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile not to "''Get into the crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Departmnt, wjere they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked.

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they realized that a white suit, which Emile was wearing, was begining beginning to turn grey, and that's when they realised realized that they were covered in fleas!
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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they realised that a white suit, which Emile was wearing, was begining to turn grey, and that's when they realised that they were covered in fleas! Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile Not to get into the crowd! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Departmnt, wjere they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked.

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* In 1956, Walt Disney, Ken Anderson and set designer Emile Kuri slipped into Sleeping Beauty Castle to figure out the plans for a proposed Sleeping Beauty walk-through. When they got inside the Castle, they found that almost a hundred feral cats had made the space inside the Castle their home. While Walt & Ken discussed the attraction, they realised realized that a white suit, which Emile was wearing, was begining to turn grey, and that's when they realised that they were covered in fleas! fleas!
Walt called transportation, to take the three of them to wardrobe, and told Ken & Emile Not not to get "''Get into the crowd! crowd''"! Being unable to wait for their transportation, Ken & Emile ran down Main Street to the Wardrobe Departmnt, wjere they got their clothes washed and changed, the three wearing spacemen suits for a week. Walt had a laugh about this, and asked.

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