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*** What slaughtered this Troper was the female equivalent of roistering being described by Colon as 'minge drinking'
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** The entire [[spoiler: drunk]] scene in Unseen Academials. The fact that his character is just ''ever so slightly'' off-key leads up to a reveal which truly deserves a CMOF.
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** The entire [[spoiler: drunk]] scene in Unseen Academials. The fact that his character is just ''ever so slightly'' off-key leads up to a reveal which truly deserves a CMOF.[=CMOF=].
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* Also from Ineresting Times: the wizards kill Hong by ''teleporting a lit cannon'' right next to him.
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*In MonstrousRegiment, when the soldiers dress as washerwomen in order to sneak into the hold, the only one who convinces the guards that he's a female is Blouse, while the others are declared to be "obviously male". The hilarious part is that Blouse is the only actual male in the group.
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* In Feet of Clay, when Vimes heard Cheery Littlebottom's name for the first time, [[spoiler: and after everyone left the room.]]
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** The Anhk-Morpork [[BadassBoast anthem]]:
-->When dragons belch, and hippos flee,
-->My thoughts, Anhk-Morpork, are of thee,
-->Let others boast of martial dash,
-->For we have boldly fought with cash,
-->We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes,
-->We own all your generals-touch us and you'll lose.
-->Morporkia! Morporkia! Morporkia owns the day,
-->We can rule you wholesale. Touch us and you'll pay."
***The second verse is only one line, because the writers knew that was all the people'd remember:
-->We can rule you wholesale, credit where it's due.
-->When dragons belch, and hippos flee,
-->My thoughts, Anhk-Morpork, are of thee,
-->Let others boast of martial dash,
-->For we have boldly fought with cash,
-->We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes,
-->We own all your generals-touch us and you'll lose.
-->Morporkia! Morporkia! Morporkia owns the day,
-->We can rule you wholesale. Touch us and you'll pay."
***The second verse is only one line, because the writers knew that was all the people'd remember:
-->We can rule you wholesale, credit where it's due.
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* Nobby's [[WholesomeCrossdresser crossdressing act]] in ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', especially when he turns into an exaggerated caricature off a StrawFeminist and has to be constantly reminded that he is not, in fact, a woman.
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* Nobby's [[WholesomeCrossdresser crossdressing act]] act in ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', especially when he the narrative point out the complete and utter aversion of the AttractiveBentGender trope, because this is ''[[{{Gonk}} Nobby Nobbs]]'' we're talking about, and it gets even better when Nobby turns into an exaggerated caricature off a StrawFeminist and has to be constantly reminded that he is not, in fact, a woman.
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* Nobby's [[WholesomeCrossdresser crossdressing act]] in ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', especially when he turns into an exaggerated caricature off a StrawFeminist and has to be constantly reminded that he is not, in fact, a woman.
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"Size isn't important, Polly."
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"Size isn't important, Polly."\\
"Nobody believes that."
"Nobody believes that."
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---> '''Rincewind''': Permission to go and find my mother?
* The Bengo Macarona football chant, adjusted (at Macarona's insistence) to include ''all'' his academic appointments and titles. An OverlyLongGag as well, since after a couple repetitions the list has gone on for two pages. Worth slogging through if you like puns.
* The Bengo Macarona football chant, adjusted (at Macarona's insistence) to include ''all'' his academic appointments and titles. An OverlyLongGag as well, since after a couple repetitions the list has gone on for two pages. Worth slogging through if you like puns.
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** Glenda's reaction to Mr. Nutt's [[ComplimentBackfire botched attempt at flattery]] is to excuse herself, then march off to the library and demand "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I need to see a dictionary of embarrassing words beginning with F!]]"
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* "I need to see a dictionary of embarrassing words beginning with F!"
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* Also from ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'', Angua's story about Mrs. Gammage at Biers is both a [=CMoF=] and CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
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* Also from ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'', Angua's story about Mrs. Gammage at Biers is both a [=CMoF=] and CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. Mrs. Gammage is an old lady who has been drinking at the undead bar since before it was the undead bar, and never noticed the change. She was robbed once. The stolen goods were returned the next day and the thieves discovered to be mysteriously empty of blood.
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** And ''Nobby'' asks him for a present, acting just like any little kid intimidated by being in Santa's lap.
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** And ''Nobby'' asks him for a present, acting just like any little kid intimidated by being in Santa's lap.
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** And ''Nobby'' asks him for a present.
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** And ''Nobby'' asks him for a present.present, acting just like any little kid intimidated by being in Santa's lap.
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*** Followed by Nobby's unadalterated glee at the AutomaticCrossbow he got.
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*** And in the short story, "[[http://www.lspace.org/books/toc/toc-english.html Theatre of Cruelty]]," where Carrot is investigating a death to which there were no apparent witnesses. So in search of a lead, he goes and [[GenreSavvy waits with an elderly woman]] until [[TheGrimReaper You Know Who]] shows up, goes, "Now I ''know'' you saw something, sir. You were there," and then [[YouJustToldMe tricks him into]] helping the police with their enquiries.
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*** And in the short story, "[[http://www.lspace.org/books/toc/toc-english.html Theatre of Cruelty]]," where Carrot is investigating a death to which there were no apparent witnesses. So in search of a lead, he goes and [[GenreSavvy waits with an elderly woman]] man]] until [[TheGrimReaper You Know Who]] shows up, goes, "Now I ''know'' you saw something, sir. You were there," and then [[YouJustToldMe tricks him into]] helping the police with their enquiries.
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*** And in the short story, "[[http://www.lspace.org/books/toc/toc-english.html Theatre of Cruelty]]," where Carrot is investigating a death to which there were no apparent witnesses. So in search of a lead, he goes and [[GenreSavvy waits with an elderly woman]] until [[TheGrimReaper You Know Who]] shows up, goes, "Now I ''know'' you saw something, sir. You were there," and then [[YouJustToldMe tricks him into]] helping the police with their enquiries.
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--> "...you'd be able to have him executed if you wished!"\\
"I couldn't do that!"\\
"Why not?"\\
"He'd go spare!"
--> "...you'd be able to have him executed if you wished!"\\
"I couldn't do that!"\\
"Why not?"\\
"He'd go spare!"
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** This troper suggests this scene: The wizards' ship has fallen apart, and they've barely made it to the next island. Before, when they were out in the sea, they saw the [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Bursar]] swimming away from them slightly, before remarking that they shouldn't worry, he always comes back. He does come back. On a wave. Standing up. Surfing. Ridcully and Ponder watch as he avoids death several times, and when he glides up on the beach, shoving the plank into the sand, what does he say...?
-->'''Bursar:''' Hooray. My feet are wet. This is a nice forest. It's time for supper.
-->'''Bursar:''' Hooray. My feet are wet. This is a nice forest. It's time for supper.
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** Also the destruction of Big Mary (a large siege weapon) with a couple of wooden wedges and some lumps of raw ginger. This troper cries laughing every time that bit is reached.
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Unfortunately you DIDN'T recall right and the way it happened wasn't nearly as funny.
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** Another one, after [[MoodWhiplash Reg Shoe has been shot dead]] (IIRC):
-->'''Vimes:''' Men! Dig this man a good grave!
-->'''Officer:''' Yes, sarge!
-->'''Vimes:''' Not too dead, he'll be wanting out again in a couple of hours!
-->'''Vimes:''' Men! Dig this man a good grave!
-->'''Officer:''' Yes, sarge!
-->'''Vimes:''' Not too dead, he'll be wanting out again in a couple of hours!
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** There are ''not'' 2,300,009 invisible bloodsucking vampire ghosts... Doubles as a CMOA for Rincewind.
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** Another one, after [[MoodWhiplash Reg Shoe has been shot dead]] (IIRC):
-->'''Vimes:''' Men! Dig this man a good grave!
-->'''Officer:''' Yes, sarge!
-->'''Vimes:''' Not too dead, he'll be wanting out again in a couple of hours!
-->'''Vimes:''' Men! Dig this man a good grave!
-->'''Officer:''' Yes, sarge!
-->'''Vimes:''' Not too dead, he'll be wanting out again in a couple of hours!
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** For this troper, after the initial snorting, fridge hilarity set in when she realised that it was My-God-He's-Heavy the ''the First'', implying that there have been at least two King My-God-He's-Heavy.
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I can't make words rhyme prop'ly
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** The entire [[spoiler: drunk]] scene in Unseen Academials. The fact that his character is just -ever so slightly- off key leads up to a reveal which truly deserves a CMOF
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** The entire [[spoiler: drunk]] scene in Unseen Academials. The fact that his character is just -ever ''ever so slightly- off key slightly'' off-key leads up to a reveal which truly deserves a CMOFCMOF.
*** ''Especially'' when someone [[GoodOmens completely and utterly pissed out of his mind]] tries to pat him on the back. Vetinari catches his hand in midair and reveals an encyclopedic knowledge of the man's football team's standing. After which the guy passes out.
--->'''Vetinari:''' I would just like a couple of people to take him back to his home. I would like them to put him to bed and see that no trouble comes to him. Perhaps they ought to stay with him until morning too, because he just might try to commit suicide when he wakes up.
*** ''Especially'' when someone [[GoodOmens completely and utterly pissed out of his mind]] tries to pat him on the back. Vetinari catches his hand in midair and reveals an encyclopedic knowledge of the man's football team's standing. After which the guy passes out.
--->'''Vetinari:''' I would just like a couple of people to take him back to his home. I would like them to put him to bed and see that no trouble comes to him. Perhaps they ought to stay with him until morning too, because he just might try to commit suicide when he wakes up.
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* "I need to see a dictionary of embarrassing words beginning with F!"
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* The short film "Run Rincewind Run!" is a CrowningMomentOfFunny addressed from Discworld's fans ''to'' Terry Pratchett.
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** According to ''Where's My Cow'', he looks reminiscent of Clint Eastwood. Plus, at the time, he's ''completely naked.''
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** According to ''Where's My Cow'', he looks reminiscent of Clint Eastwood. Plus, at the time, he's ''completely naked.''[[strike:''completely naked'']] wearing only half-frozen underpants.
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* Rincewind gets one in Discworld/UnseenAcademicals when trying to get out of football practice
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* Rincewind gets one in Discworld/UnseenAcademicals when trying to get out of football practicepractice:
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*** You know something's badly spelled when even ''Carrot'' notices.
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** Also, from Vimes in the same scene:
---> '''Priests:''' This [hiring Dorfl] is gross profanity and the worship of idols!
---> '''Vimes:''' I don't worship him, I'm just employing him. And he's far from idle. {deep breath} And if it's ''gross profanity'' you're looking for-
*** Possibly a Missed Moment Of Funny too, as Dorfl interrupted him before he could speak any further.
---> '''Priests:''' This [hiring Dorfl] is gross profanity and the worship of idols!
---> '''Vimes:''' I don't worship him, I'm just employing him. And he's far from idle. {deep breath} And if it's ''gross profanity'' you're looking for-
*** Possibly a Missed Moment Of Funny too, as Dorfl interrupted him before he could speak any further.
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** Rob Anybody reading "Where's My Cow?" to his children. Also a CMOH.
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**According to ''Where's My Cow'', he looks reminiscent of Clint Eastwood. Plus, at the time, he's ''completely naked.''
