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27th Dec '13 7:40:48 PM nombretomado
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-->Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by CharlieSheen
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-->Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by CharlieSheenCreator/CharlieSheen
17th May '13 7:36:22 PM MikuruFan
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* [[RefugeInAudacity The Giant BRD.]] [[GagPenis Its entire existance is one.]]
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* [[RefugeInAudacity The Giant BRD.]] BRD. [[GagPenis Its entire existance is one.]]
2nd Apr '13 4:59:27 PM PotatoPatato
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2nd Apr '13 4:58:22 PM PotatoPatato
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-->Why did nobody tell me that cat's piss vaporises zombies...
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-->Why did nobody tell me that cat's piss vaporises zombies...
2nd Apr '13 4:56:19 PM PotatoPatato
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-->Seven minutes. Thats how long it takes a zombie to munch you and leave nothing but some bits that are too crunchy. In cases of extreme wriggling it can be as much as 9..
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-->Seven minutes. Thats how long it takes a zombie to munch you and leave nothing but some bits that are too crunchy. In cases of extreme wriggling it can be as much as 9..9...
2nd Apr '13 4:54:02 PM PotatoPatato
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-->[[TestosteronePoisoning Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]]
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-->[[TestosteronePoisoning Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear...nuclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]]

* [[RefugeInAudacity The Giant BRD.]] [[GagPenis Its entire existance is one.]]
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* [[RefugeInAudacity The Giant BRD.]] [[GagPenis Its entire existance is one.]]]] * Several of the blurbs that appear in the lower corner of the screen are [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]]: -->Be positive! You're going to die. Every time. -->Chaos mode is the cherry on the cake. But the candles are your neighbor's fingers... and the cherry is a snagged testicle. Enjoy! -->One night, a long time ago, old Chuck saw the horde and lived to tell the tale. When that happened he clenched his buttcheeks. They have not been unclenched since. -->Seven minutes. Thats how long it takes a zombie to munch you and leave nothing but some bits that are too crunchy. In cases of extreme wriggling it can be as much as 9.. -->Since Carla died I haven't slept a wink in three days. What? Yeah, I know that was last week, but she's still banging around in the cellar. -->Sometimes behind a great hero you find an ass. -->Why did nobody tell me that cat's piss vaporises zombies...
31st May '12 10:29:09 AM PotatoPatato
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** Guard Dog -->Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or [[EatTheDog ends up as tasty burgers...]]
11th May '12 2:45:16 PM PotatoPatato
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-->[[TestosteronePoisoning Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]]
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-->[[TestosteronePoisoning Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]] * [[RefugeInAudacity The Giant BRD.]] [[GagPenis Its entire existance is one.]]
6th May '12 5:21:06 AM PotatoPatato
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-->Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by CharlieSheen
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-->Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by CharlieSheenCharlieSheen ** Manbag -->[[TestosteronePoisoning Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]]
6th May '12 5:14:05 AM PotatoPatato
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-->This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some [[PornStash adult literature]]... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...
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-->This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some [[PornStash adult literature]]... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...forcast... ** Winness -->Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by CharlieSheen
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