Many of the item descriptions are hilarious, such as:
Worn Leather Bag
This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some adult literature... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...
Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by Charlie Sheen