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1	* Many of the item descriptions are hilarious, such as:
2	** Worn Leather Bag
3	-->This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some [[PornStash adult literature]]... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...
4	** Winness
5	-->Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire {{poetry}}, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by Creator/CharlieSheen
6	** Manbag
7	-->[[TestosteronePoisoning Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, nuclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]]
8	** Guard Dog
9	-->Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or [[EmergencyFoodSupplyAnimal ends up as tasty burgers...]]
10	* The Giant BRD. [[GagPenis Its entire existence is one.]]
11	* Several of the blurbs that appear in the lower corner of the screen are [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]]:
12	-->Be positive! You're going to die. Every time.
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14	-->Chaos mode is the cherry on the cake. But the candles are your neighbor's fingers... and the cherry is a snagged testicle. Enjoy!
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16	-->One night, a long time ago, old Chuck saw the horde and lived to tell the tale. When that happened he clenched his buttcheeks. They have not been unclenched since.
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18	-->Seven minutes. Thats how long it takes a zombie to munch you and leave nothing but some bits that are too crunchy. In cases of extreme wriggling it can be as much as 9...
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20	-->Since Carla died I haven't slept a wink in three days. What? Yeah, I know that was last week, but she's still banging around in the cellar.
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22	-->Sometimes behind a great hero you find an ass.
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