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! Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2016
* "Music/{{Drake}} didn't have the smelliest crap, but he was the one that taught the world how to poop."
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! Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2007
* His wheel for "Awful 2007 Rap Songs by Random Nobodies", which consists of the following: "This is Why I'm Hot" by Mims[[note]]a dishonorable mention[[/note]], "We Fly High" by Jim Jones[[note]]#6[[/note]], "Walk It Out" and "2 Step" by Unk, "Pop, Lock & Drop It" by Huey, "Get It Shawty" by Lloyd, "A Bay Bay" by Hurricane Chris... and [[spoiler:"Rappin' for Jesus" by Pastor Jim & Mary Sue Colerick]].
* Mocking J.R. Rotem's sampling method by doing some "sampling" of his own, in his case, of WebVideo/{{TheDoubleAgent}}'s "Worst Hit Songs of 2009" in the dishonorable mentions segment on Music/{{Daughtry}}'s "It's Not Over", complete with Sean lipsynching Ethan.
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* The Transition music: "Mask" by LetsPlay/{{Dream}}

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* The Transition music: "Mask" by LetsPlay/{{Dream}}WebVideo/{{Dream}}
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* The [[https://yt3.ggpht.com/wZwdoUFEa9BE7xjDfUEZtewHHmRzP9pp4jEaHdhuBY0Ov2lIdH5Cc1wb7-LHDTOS4gp93ec8rCVfFMo=s800-nd-v1 thumbnail]], where Sean tries (and fails) to carry Music/LilNasX as Jesus on the cross, while Music/ArianaGrande and Tate [=McRae=] mockingly laugh at his inability to do so.

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* The [[https://yt3.ggpht.com/wZwdoUFEa9BE7xjDfUEZtewHHmRzP9pp4jEaHdhuBY0Ov2lIdH5Cc1wb7-LHDTOS4gp93ec8rCVfFMo=s800-nd-v1 thumbnail]], where Sean tries (and fails) struggles to carry Music/LilNasX as Jesus on the cross, while Music/ArianaGrande and Tate [=McRae=] mockingly laugh at his inability to do so.him.
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* The [[https://yt3.ggpht.com/wZwdoUFEa9BE7xjDfUEZtewHHmRzP9pp4jEaHdhuBY0Ov2lIdH5Cc1wb7-LHDTOS4gp93ec8rCVfFMo=s800-nd-v1 thumbnail]], where Sean tries (and fails) to carry Music/LilNasX as Jesus on the cross, while Music/ArianaGrande and Tate [=McRae=] mockingly laugh at his inability to do so.
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* The transition music was originally going to be "Speed Me Up" from the Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 soundtrack but was changed due to copyright reasons. The replacement? [[VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} "Baka Mitai"]].

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* The transition music was originally going to be "Speed Me Up" from the Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 soundtrack but was changed due to copyright reasons. The replacement? [[VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} [[VideoGame/LikeADragon "Baka Mitai"]].
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--> '''Sean''': "Say Something" is one of the most boring, bland, tired, insipid, musically barren songs I've ever had the displeasure of having blasted at me over the radio several times a week, often multiple times a day for the past five years straight. It takes a song that wants to be a deeply emotional gut punch, but actually reeks as nothing more than a bunch of sappy clichés, reworded just barely enough to seem fresh and new, while really they're just recycling the same overdone phrases that have been omnipresent in sad songs since the dawn of time. The bland vocals from the guys from A Great Big World, which is a ''stupid'' fucking name by the way, still fail to strike any emotional resonance as he spouts off these clichés, backed up by a series of uber-simple piano chords that make "[[Music/JohnLegend All of Me]]" sound like "[[Music/DragonForce Through the Fire and the Flames]]" by comparison, and even when it finally starts to build in the final stanza, it's thrown off by Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera'ing all over it. It all comes together to create one of the most hollow listening experiences of endurance since the turn of the decade, and I completely fail to understand the appeal of this stunningly ineffective piece of musical white noise that was only launched into the public conscience by [[Series/TheXFactorUS a reality show]] which is nothing but the Pepsi to ''Series/AmericanIdol'''s Coke!

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--> '''Sean''': "Say Something" is one of the most boring, bland, tired, insipid, musically barren songs I've ever had the displeasure of having blasted at me over the radio several times a week, often multiple times a day for the past five years straight. It takes a song that wants to be a deeply emotional gut punch, but actually reeks as nothing more than a bunch of sappy clichés, reworded just barely enough to seem fresh and new, while really they're just recycling the same overdone phrases that have been omnipresent in sad songs since the dawn of time. The bland vocals from the guys from A Great Big World, which is a ''stupid'' fucking name by the way, still fail to strike any emotional resonance as he spouts off these clichés, backed up by a series of uber-simple piano chords that make "[[Music/JohnLegend All of Me]]" sound like "[[Music/DragonForce Through the Fire and the Flames]]" by comparison, and even when it finally starts to build in the final stanza, it's thrown off by Christina Aguilera [[PersonAsVerb Christina Aguilera'ing all over it.it]]. It all comes together to create one of the most hollow listening experiences of endurance since the turn of the decade, and I completely fail to understand the appeal of this stunningly ineffective piece of musical white noise that was only launched into the public conscience by [[Series/TheXFactorUS a reality show]] which is nothing but the Pepsi to ''Series/AmericanIdol'''s Coke!
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-->'''Sean''': See? Look at that. Someone let Music/TravisScott in here cause I get goosebumps every damn time!

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-->'''Sean''': See? Look at that. Someone clearly let Music/TravisScott in here cause I get goosebumps every damn time!

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* Sean's only contribution to the "Bongos" segment is him twerking.

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* In the "[[Music/CardiB Bon]][[Music/MeganTheeStallion gos]]" segment:
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Sean's only contribution to the "Bongos" segment it is [[CallBack him twerking.twerking]].
** Ben Shapiro being described as "Anti-Ethan".
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! FALL 2023
* Sean's only contribution to the "Bongos" segment is him twerking.
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! Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2014 (with [=Cicabeot1=])
* Sean's MotorMouth rant about "Say Something" by A Great Big World featuring Music/ChristinaAguilera
--> '''Sean''': "Say Something" is one of the most boring, bland, tired, insipid, musically barren songs I've ever had the displeasure of having blasted at me over the radio several times a week, often multiple times a day for the past five years straight. It takes a song that wants to be a deeply emotional gut punch, but actually reeks as nothing more than a bunch of sappy clichés, reworded just barely enough to seem fresh and new, while really they're just recycling the same overdone phrases that have been omnipresent in sad songs since the dawn of time. The bland vocals from the guys from A Great Big World, which is a ''stupid'' fucking name by the way, still fail to strike any emotional resonance as he spouts off these clichés, backed up by a series of uber-simple piano chords that make "[[Music/JohnLegend All of Me]]" sound like "[[Music/DragonForce Through the Fire and the Flames]]" by comparison, and even when it finally starts to build in the final stanza, it's thrown off by Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera'ing all over it. It all comes together to create one of the most hollow listening experiences of endurance since the turn of the decade, and I completely fail to understand the appeal of this stunningly ineffective piece of musical white noise that was only launched into the public conscience by [[Series/TheXFactorUS a reality show]] which is nothing but the Pepsi to ''Series/AmericanIdol'''s Coke!
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--> '''Consequence''': Dua Lipa is now dating "Dua Lipa" rapper Jack Harlow
''[Beat as Sean goes from dumbfounded confusion to deep in thought.]

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--> '''Consequence''': Dua Lipa is now dating "Dua Lipa" rapper Jack Harlow
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''[Beat as Sean goes from dumbfounded confusion to deep in thought.]]''\\
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* On "Dua Lipa" by Music/JackHarlow, Sean says he was planning on retiring his running gag about simping after Dua Lipa after seeing her uncomfortable reaction to the song. And then one day, he went on Twitter and found this:
--> '''Consequence''': Dua Lipa is now dating "Dua Lipa" rapper Jack Harlow
''[Beat as Sean goes from dumbfounded confusion to deep in thought.]
'''[[Film/DumbAndDumber Lloyd Christmas]]''': (dubbed over Sean) So you're telling me there's a chance?
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-->'''Sean''': You can practically hear him in the recording booth, biting his lip and going "Mmmm, yeah, I am a ''artist'' I am making fucking ''art here'', man!".

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-->'''Sean''': You can practically hear him in the recording booth, biting his lip and going "Mmmm, yeah, I am a ''artist'' an ''artist''! I am making fucking ''art here'', man!".
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* On "Truth About You" by Mitchell Tenpenny, the reason why it's only on #3 despite its subject matter is that Tenpenny is such a laughably bad singer that Sean can't take him seriously
-->'''Sean''': You can practically hear him in the recording booth, biting his lip and going "Mmmm, yeah, I am a ''artist'' I am making fucking ''art here'', man!".
** After bringing up how Tenpenny has a tendency to make covers using the same overwrought tone of voice as "Truth About You", Sean remarks that he can't think of a song that could fit it except for [[Music/LewisCapaldi "Someone You Loved"]]. Turns out that Tenpenny actually did do a cover of it, complete with 808s and autotune. Sean is utterly horrified.
** Sean comes to the conclusion that Tenpenny's success [[SarcasmMode totally has nothing to do with]] [[{{Nepotism}} the fact that he's the grandson of one of]] [[https://variety.com/2022/music/news/mitchell-tenpenny-country-hits-family-legacy-music-row-1235378560/ the most powerful executives in Nashville history]].
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* Additionally, after hearing Russ rap "She said "I love your songs", I told her to list five" in "Handsomer", Sean then goes on to do exactly that, with the next five dishonorable mentions all being Russ songs.

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* Additionally, after After hearing Russ rap "She said "I love your songs", I told her to list five" in "Handsomer", Sean then goes on to do exactly that, with the next five dishonorable mentions all being Russ songs.
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** One point features him comparing Russ to a Muppet.

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** One point of these ("Last Night") features him Sean comparing Russ to a Muppet.

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* He also calls Broadway Girls by Morgan Wallen and Lil Durk, "Broadway Durks by Lil Girl and Billy Ray-cism."

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* He also calls Broadway Girls "Broadway Girls" by Morgan Wallen Music/MorganWallen and Lil Durk, Music/LilDurk, "Broadway Durks by Lil Girl and Billy Ray-cism.Music/{{Billy Ray|Cyrus}}-[[NeverLiveItDown cism]]."



* Sean comparing Russ to a Muppet in the dishonorable mentions

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* Additionally, after hearing Russ rap "She said "I love your songs", I told her to list five" in "Handsomer", Sean then goes on to do exactly that, with the next five dishonorable mentions all being Russ songs.
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* He also calls Broadway Girls by Morgan Wallen and Lil Durk, "Broadway Durks by Lil Girl and Billy Ray-cism."



* Sean comparing Russ to a Muppet in the dishonorable mentions



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* On "She Likes It" by Russell Dickerson featuring Jake Scott: "This song sounds like it wants to lick me."
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* Claiming that [[Music/{{Sia}} "Unstoppable"]] sounds like a nun trying to ve hip with the kids, leading to a skit of Sean ''in a full nun costume'' on a typewriter.

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* Claiming that [[Music/{{Sia}} "Unstoppable"]] sounds like a nun trying to ve be hip with the kids, leading to a skit of Sean ''in a full nun costume'' on a typewriter.
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* Like the previous years, Sean gathered a bunch of cameos from other reviewers, this time discussing how much the world changed since [[Music/GlassAnimals "Heat Waves"]] first charted.
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* On "U Got It Bad" by Music/{{Usher}}:
--> '''Sean''': You know, it makes a little too much sense that one of the absolute biggest hits of the 2000s was based on a true story from a recording session where Usher was literally [[DistractedByTheSexy too horny to work]].

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* In the joint entry of [[Music/OneRepublic "I Ain't Worried"]] and [[Music/CharliePuth "Light Switch"]], Sean discusses the fact that Charlie Puth has, for some baffling reason, been sharing snippets of his sex life to the public. This includes going up to Creator/AdamLevine and telling him that [[Music/Maroon5 "This Love"]] is the first song he ever jerked off to. Sean would then point out that this somehow [[https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/adam-levines-cringey-sexts-memes-1234597447/ wasn't the biggest L Adam's sex life would take]].
** Sean would then follow this with concluding that "I Ain't Worried" sounds like a song Puth would masturbate to before immediately cutting to Puth going "COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!"
* Claiming that [[Music/{{Sia}} "Unstoppable"]] sounds like a nun trying to ve hip with the kids, leading to a skit of Sean ''in a full nun costume'' on a typewriter.
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** Also, the other tabs he has on during the segment on Google Search are "not gay porn", "no, really. not gay porn", "seriously, this is JUST for the bit", "I'm not gonna enjoy this, I swear", "you don't belive me, do you..", "straight porn", and "aw sweet, boobs..".
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* Sean pleasantly finding out the next song he's covering to be a track from two well-respected artists, Music/MeganTheeStallion and [=DaBaby=], after speaking out his thoughts on the much more polarizing KID LAROI, only to have such a [[StunnedSilence frightening reaction]] to "Crybaby" that he spends the next segment calling Ethan [[BileFascination to show its awfulness.]] He later refuses to play the song again or refer to it by name.

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* Sean pleasantly finding out the next song he's covering to be a track from two well-respected artists, Music/MeganTheeStallion and [=DaBaby=], after speaking out his thoughts on the much more polarizing [[Music/TheKidLAROI KID LAROI, LAROI]], only to have such a [[StunnedSilence frightening reaction]] to "Crybaby" that he spends the next segment calling Ethan [[BileFascination to show its awfulness.]] He later refuses to play the song again or refer to it by name.
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! 100 Biggest Hit Songs of 2017
* Pronouncing Gucci Mane's name as "Gucky Manny".
* "Creator/{{Hailee Steinfeld}} vored a furry convention. Moving on."
* Discovering that Zay Hilfigurrr has an [=OnlyFans=] page.
--> '''Sean''': "You your daddy's son" indeed.
* During the segment for "Fake Love" by Music/{{Drake}}, the music video shown is that of another [[Music/{{BTS}} "Fake Love"]].

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