History Funny / DiamandaHagan

** Props to [[TheRapCritic Rap Critic]]!Three, [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]!Four, WebVideo/{{Phelous}}!Eight, and {{Welshy}}!Eleven.

* Being forced to review ''Film/ThomasAndTheMagicRailroad'', while trying to review a movie about [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]].

** The James Bond posters.

* In one of her reviews, she tells the minions to play "The Song of Victory" before making a triumphant pose...and they play the theme song to ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''. Her reaction is priceless.

* "Why haven't the police got involved?" "They have got involved, mistress! They just took the hotdog stand!" "I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING MOVIE! [[DisproportionateRetribution *bang*]] Don't interrupt me."

* The 'extended edition' of the atrocious crash scene from ''ChildrenOfTheLivingDead''.
* "Oh great. Now I want to see Disney's 'Salo." *cut to a photoshop of just that*

* Being forced to review a ''ThomasTheTankEngine'' movie, while trying to review a movie about [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]].

-->'''Hagan:''' [[SilenceOfTheLambs It puts the lotion on its skin]] or it gets the jizz again!

** Dr. Moreau's rather ostentatious entrance is dubbed over with "The Pope Song" by TimMinchin.

* ''Memory Run'': The [[TheEighties Eighties]] styling means that [[EvilInc the evil corporation]] have "hidden their headquarters inside a Music/FrankieGoesToHollywood video".

* In the Siege review, she is forced to admit that Paul Donavon (the director) he did a bad job in the movie. She then says something that approximates to, "Wait, no! Insulting him is like insulting Jesus! [[CallBack Wait, I've done that a couple of times."]] Then decides that approximates to insulting Brian-Trenchard Smith (director of Turkey Shoot), [[RelaxOVision a picture of the title card pops back up while she sobs and begs for the directors forgiveness in the background.]]
* Just about everything from the ''Film/MyraBreckinridge'' crossover with Webvideo/TheCinemaSnob is golden, from their escalating contest of reviewed movies (including bonding over both reviewing ''Child Bride'') to cutting in scenes from ''TheCinemaSnobMovie'' to emulate the film's use of old movie scenes.

* In ''The End of Time Part 2'', the Tenth Doctor has a tempter tantrum about his impending regeneration. Cut to the first nine Doctors mocking the scene and the Tenth himself (even Handy and Creator/DavidTennant himself appear), then coming to the realization that this is going to happen to them. Eleven shows up to apologize for his behavior while mentioning getting attacked by hockey sticks. The first nine plan to attack Ten with hockey sticks by pretending to be River Song, ignoring Eleven's warnings that he's the one getting attacked. Then the previous Masters show up to mock the Creator/JohnSimm Master. THEN Rassilon as portrayed in "[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]" shows up to mock Creator/TimothyDalton's version.

* Her review of a Doctor Who parody porno called ''Doctor Loo and the Phaleks''. She doesn't seem to realize that it isn't an actual episode of ''Doctor Who'' and plays the ''whole'' review straight.

** "The first person to introduce oral sex to Doctor Who... [[spoiler:[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures was Russell T Davies]]]]"

* In one of her reviews, she tells the minions to play "The Song of Victory" before making a triumphant pose. They play the theme song to ''Series/BarneyTheDinosaur''. Her reaction is priceless.

** The behind the scenes video's hilarious too, from the usual flubs, to 'LOBSTERCEPTION!' to Hagan and Brad discussing ''Caligula'' and ''Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom''.

* Aleister's dramatic reading of ''Stalking is Love'', in particular the deliberately terrible impressions of {{Marzgurl}}, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick and Diamanda Hagan.

* From the ''Biggles, Adventures in Time'' review:

[Clip of Creator/EwanMcGregor and Creator/NicoleKidman singing "Something Stupid" in ''MoulinRouge''] \\

* From the Nina Galas review ''Dominion''

** When Diamanda demands that Oan make a rape scene funny, the best he can come up with is playing the JemAndTheHolograms theme song over it. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Diamanda is horrified.]]

* From "Condorman" after the main character plummets into a river.

* The "BULLSHIT" montage near the end of her [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned ''Voyage of the Damned'']] review. Including shots from the special along with other bullshit moments in Series/DoctorWho.

[Clip of Ewan [=McGregor=] and Nicole Kidman singing "Something Stupid" in ''MoulinRouge''] \\

* In her "Worst Witch" review, a scene gives her an idea for a [[RuleSixtyThree gender-bending]] [[CrackPairing female!Snape/Hermione]] [[SlashFic slash fanfiction]]. She proceeds to give herself a lobotomy with a drill to get it out of her head, but later gets better. [[ShoutOut If only she had a pensieve.]]

* In her Apocaylpse 3 Review has Host Hagan interact with Voiceover Hagan, and blame the writer. Writer Hagan then says "Sure, blame the writer." and Host Hagan has Writer Hagan kidnapped and tortured. Voiceover Hagan and Host Hagan instantly become unfunny and awkward because Writer Hagan writes their lines. Host Hagan does a little dance in order to distract the audience whilst Voiceover Hagan comes up with lines. It fails. They reinstitute Writer Hagan. This.. This really makes more sense when you watch it.

* During her review of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E14TheNextDoctor "The Next Doctor"]], the conversation between Creator/StevenMoffat and Creator/RussellTDavies on Moffat's HandWave for why people don't remember things like a Kaiju Cyberman. Ending with RTD taking revenge by not having the Tenth Doctor go out happy but crying and whining so that everyone hates Creator/MattSmith.
** Made better in that Moffat is voiced by [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] and RTD is voiced by {{Welshy}}.

* In ''The End of Time Part 2'', the Tenth Doctor has a tempter tantrum about his impending regeneration. Cut to the first nine Doctors mocking the scene and the Tenth himself (even Handy and Creator/DavidTennant himself appear), then coming to the realization that this is going to happen to them. Eleven shows up to apologize for his behavior while mentioning getting attacked by hockey sticks. The first nine plan to attack Ten with hockey sticks by pretending to be River Song, ignoring Eleven's warnings that he's the one getting attacked. Then the previous Masters show up to mock the Creator/JohnSimm Master. THEN Rassilon as portrayed in "[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]]" shows up to mock Timothy Dalton's version.
** Also, the return of Linkara-Moffat and Welshy-Davies.
** Props to [[TheRapCritic Rap Critic]]!Three, [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]]!Four, WebVideo/{{Phelous}}!Eight, and {{Welshy}}!Eleven.
** Then she plays "Celebration" over the footage of the regeneration itself.
** Using "Start Me Up" by Salt-n-Pepa (the theme she uses for ''Bonekickers'') instead of "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet for the theme. It's that bad.

* In her "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E3VictoryOfTheDaleks Victory of the Daleks]]" review, speculating on if Churchill fell into the crack in time.
--> Well, we won the war! We don't know how. Or why.

* From the ''Biggles, Adventures in Time" review:

* Her review of a Doctor Who parody porno called Doctor Loo and the Phaleks. She doesn't seem to realize that it isn't an actual episode of Doctor Who and plays the ''whole'' review straight.
--->"That design is fucking terrible! The rubber dildo is way too far down! It's an attachment that replaces the sink plunger!"
** "The first person to introduce oral sex to Doctor Who... [[spoiler:[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures was Russell T Davies]]]]"

** Splicing footage from Ralph's hallucinatory FreakOut into the SignatureScene of [[TheSimpsons Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]].

** "The WesternAnimation/ReBoot remake is really, really ''weird.''"

* During her review of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E14TheNextDoctor "The Next Doctor"]], the conversation between Moffat and RTD on Moffat's HandWave for why people don't remember things like a Kaiju Cyberman. Ending with RTD taking revenge by not having the Tenth Doctor go out happy but crying and whining so that everyone hates Creator/MattSmith.

** Overall, the song choises were hilarious. Like Green Goblin's Villain song from SpidermanTHeMusical, which many have joked to sound like a gay club anthem.

* In ''The End of Time Part 2'', the Tenth Doctor has a tempter tantrum about his impending regeneration. Cut to the first nine Doctors mocking the scene and the Tenth himself (even Handy and Tennant himself appear), then coming to the realization that this is going to happen to them. Eleven shows up to apologize for his behavior while mentioning getting attacked by hockey sticks. The first nine plan to attack Ten with hockey sticks by pretending to be River Song, ignoring Eleven's warnings that he's the one getting attacked. Then the previous Masters show up to mock the John Simm Master. THEN Rassilon as portrayed in ''The Five Doctors'' shows up to mock Timothy Dalton's version.

* Her "statement" on To Boldly Flee. It's short, but hilarious.

* In her ''Victory of the Daleks'' review, speculating on if Churchill fell into the crack in time.

-->'''Hagan:''' Minion, kill Peter Cushing!

* At the start of the ''Django Unchained'' Vlog, Cy asks if the main villain was fucking his sister, Hagan mentions that incest automatically makes a villain worse, Cy brings up the 'Southerners like to fuck their cousins' stereotype, and Hagan rounds it up by suggesting that he aimed for his cousin and missed.

* The second episode of ''Demons'' has a training sequence... which Hagan sums up with [[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Chop Chop Master Onion]].

* Left Behind:

** Also, her proposed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA closing music]] for Earthshock.
* The entire special review of Koyaanisqatsi. Singing, cameos, and lampshade-hanging. Perfect combination.

* Her commentary about the sex/murder/transformation into blobwoman scene from ''Faust: Love Of The Damned''

--> '''Diamanda''': He’s landed in the river Seine, making him literally [[IncrediblyLamePun In-Seine!]] *cackles crazily* '''LAUGH DAMN YOU!!!'''

** Hits an ever funnier variation when the crucifixion scene occurs, where she plays The Tiger Lilies's "Banging In the Nails" with '''MelGibson's face singing along to it'''. Makes it ten times funnier when the audience (As she did the review in Ireland at a Con) just looks so horrified.

** While Sophie's dad gives one of the more bluntly disturbing lines in ''The Masks That The Monsters Wear,'' Diamanda can be heard screaming in the background.

** '''WHY IS EVERYTHING C'TULHU???'''

** On Nicolae Carpathia being TheAntichrist: "That's the most obvious villain name since [[CareBears Darkheart]] Rapes Babies. And I made that up, so that's the most obvious villain name ever."

** The one she's proudest of: Alternating two different Batman theme songs between the fight/fucking with Stonewall and the French Tickler, and the just plain fucking his sidekick, the henchmen, and the hostage are up to, thereby awkwardizing both. Ending with a Santorum reference. I'm sorry it took so long to get this up, Mistress!

** Playing AliceCooper's "Poison" over his musical number, which somehow syncs perfectly with the action on-screen.

* ''Memory Run'': The [[TheEighties Eighties]] styling means that [[EvilInc the evil corporation]] have "hidden their headquarters inside a FrankieGoesToHollywood video".

** The videos where Hagan inflicts ''Chirpy'' on an audience are a spectacle to behold, especially [[http://diamandahagan.wordpress.com/2014/01/08/a-magfest-audience-reacts-to-chirpy/ the second one]], which features [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash]] anbd JewWario (shortly before he passed away) amongst many others.

* The entire ''Zombeak'' review with [[YouCanPlayThis JewWario]]

--> '''Diamanda''': Because having dwarves at the level of her breasts is one of the many things that turns on Slutula, Princess Of The Night, she fucks him. Albino gangster watches because this turns ''him'' on, she then cuts his throat because that turns ''someone'' on, but killing men before they can report on what the fuck happened doesn't turn ''anyone'' on, so... she gets turned into French softcore porn legend Lola Ferrari. And then slowly into something from ''Film/{{Eraserhead}}: The Porno'' if there should ever be one. Internet, please make one!

* Playing "[[Film/{{Highlander}} Princes of the Universe]]" during the infamous decapitation scene from ''{{Bonekickers}}''.

* While reviewing ''Preaching to the Perverted'', Hagan finds the woman playing Mistress Tanya's chauffeur attractive. She looks up the cast list (at Aleister's insistence) and learns to her horror that she's played by Julie "[[{{Bonekickers}} Magwilde]]" Graham.

** It turns into an amusing TemptingFate moment after ''Film/WhereTheDeadGoToDie''.

* From her review of ''Film/WhereTheDeadGoToDie:''