History Funny / DiabloIII

16th Jul '17 7:57:17 PM humrh360
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**Even better, you'll have a very rare chance of getting a ''cow-themed'' Rift! Which apparently means at some point in history, the nephalem people faced or had some nasty nightmares of murderous bovines.
1st Jul '17 10:27:56 AM appealus
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* In the Caldeum Bazaar in Act 2, there are two kids (a boy and a girl) running around with their pet rabbit. They eventually make their way to an Iron Wolf in the center of the map, where the man kills the rabbit with his sword, splattering blood all over the ground. The boy and the girl then run in opposite directions, crying.

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* In the Caldeum Bazaar in Act 2, there are two kids (a boy and a girl) running around with their pet rabbit. [[BlackComedy They eventually make their way to an Iron Wolf in the center of the map, where the man kills the rabbit with his sword, splattering blood all over the ground. The boy and the girl then run in opposite directions, crying.]]
28th Jun '17 4:44:25 PM Kafkesque
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** Lyndon's banter generally. For instance, while Kormac and Eirena will genuinely praise you upon leveling up, Lyndon's compliments are of the... more backhanded sort.
-->'''Lyndon:''' You're not as bad as you look!
-->'''Lyndon:''' Someday you'll be as good as me.
11th Jun '17 8:39:24 PM LucaEarlgrey
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'''Kulle:''' You have access to a wondrous artifact of old, and ''that'' is what you do with it? Very well... \\

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'''Kulle:''' You have access to a wondrous artifact of old, and ''that'' is ''that's'' what you want to do with it? Very well... \\
11th Jun '17 3:59:44 AM LucaEarlgrey
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--> '''Tyrael:''' Lorath, have you spoken with Orek? \\

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--> '''Tyrael:''' Lorath, have Have you spoken with to Orek? \\
8th Jun '17 2:10:52 AM LucaEarlgrey
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'''Kulle:''' You have access to a wondrous artifact of old, and ''that'' is what you do with it? Very well...

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'''Kulle:''' You have access to a wondrous artifact of old, and ''that'' is what you do with it? Very well... \\
'''Kulle:''' Not what I would do, but when has that stopped you?
8th Jun '17 2:10:02 AM LucaEarlgrey
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** Another gem from the duo:
--> '''Tyrael:''' Lorath, have you spoken with Orek? \\
'''Lorath Nahr:''' Not yet. What does one say to an ancient nephalem ghost? \\
'''Tyrael:''' I suppose you start with, "Hello."
7th Jun '17 12:49:59 AM LucaEarlgrey
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---> '''Kulle:''' Small minds, small goals. I won't judge. Hahahaha. \\
'''Kulle:''' [[SarcasmMode You're imaginative, aren't you?]] \\
'''Kulle:''' You have access to a wondrous artifact of old, and ''that'' is what you do with it? Very well...
7th Jun '17 12:42:25 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* An NPC in Act I laments, "I promised Marko I'd protect him, and now he's dead." Within the same act, one of the unique bosses you can encounter is an undead named Marko, whose [[BossSubtitles subtitle]] is "AND NOW HE'S DEAD".
2nd Jun '17 6:42:41 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* Getting to Whimsyshire is a surreal, hilarious experience on its own. What's more, its environment can pop up as a randomly-chosen Rift floor environment, and its unique enemies are possible choices for enemies on a given floor. Apparently, the ancient nephalem's training grounds include rainbow children's fantasy worlds and killer teddy bears!

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* Getting to Whimsyshire is a surreal, hilarious experience on its own. What's more, its environment can pop up as a randomly-chosen Rift floor environment, and its unique enemies are possible choices for enemies on a given floor, and the two need not be on the same floor. Apparently, the ancient nephalem's training grounds include rainbow children's fantasy worlds and killer teddy bears!
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