History Funny / DiabloIII

* Another legendary item is a mace belonging to a Crusader named Johanna, who mysteriously disappeared one day and never was seen since. Apparently, [[LeaaningOnTheFourthWall Blizzard kidnapped her]] right out of Diablo for VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm, which makes a little sense when you consider Johanna looks considerably different than the PC female Crusader, unlike the other champions from D3 that made it into HotS (i.e.: Kharazim, Nazeebo, Valla, Sonya, who all look exactly like the player characters).

-->'''Kormac:''' We are ''[[BloodBrothers brothers]]''. It is a stronger bond than mere friendship.

-->'''Lyndon:''' People say ''I'm'' bad, but no one's ever had to imprison me and dismantle ''my'' body parts. A little context would be nice.

* Another legendary item is a mace belonging to a Crusader named Johanna, who mysteriously disappeared one day and never was seen since. Apparently, Blizzard kidnapped her right out of Diablo for VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm, which makes a little sense when you consider Johanna looks considerably different than the PC female Crusader, unlike the other champions from D3 that made it into HotS (i.e.: Kharazim, Nazeebo, Valla, Sonya, who all look exactly like the player characters).

* Killing Adria was awesome, yes, finally Leah has been avenged. However, if you look at the journal afterwards, you notice that the player felt refreshed in doing so after having to deal with unhelpful and homicidal Angels. Which means, killing Adria has been merely [[CatharsisFactor a stress-relief]] all along in the face of facing Malthael.

* Also from Act III, when raising the last catapult from its moorings, your sole NPC aid comes from a grizzled lieutenant whose vinegar-laced "encouragement" straddles the line between hilarious and CrazyAwesome:

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* When the old soldier and his wife at Bastion's Keep in Act III aren't being heartwarming, they're usually being funny instead. In particular, after one event they reminisce together about the time she was kidnapped by barbarians: the soldier describes how he was beside himself until they [[PityTheKidnapper returned her with an apology]], and his wife comments that their leader still sends her a bundle of hides every year and is the nicest kidnapper she's met.
** Later:
--->'''Soldier:''' Well, Marta. That Demon Lord is dead. Time to move on.\\

** Lyndon's banter generally. For instance, while Kormac and Eirena will genuinely praise you upon leveling up, Lyndon's compliments are of the... more backhanded sort.

--> '''Tyrael:''' Have you spoken to Orek? \\

'''Nikola:''' ''(*seductive*)'' You could use some sleep...\\

--> '''Azmodan:''' Arrogant nephalem! My servants will feast on your pride as they devour your fle--ENOUGH! The dark power of Hell--Arrogant nephalem! My servants will feast--ENOUGH! The dark power of--[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Arrogant nephalem!--ENOUGH!]] The dark--Arrogant nephalem! My servants--ENOUGH! ''(dies)''

--> '''Azmodan:''' Arrogant nephalem! My servants will feast on your pride as they devour your fle--ENOUGH! The dark power of Hell--Arrogant nephalem! My servants will feast--ENOUGH! The dark power of--Arrogant nephalem!--ENOUGH! The dark--Arrogant nephalem! My servants--ENOUGH! ''(dies)''

* There is no cow level... [[spoiler:But there ''is'' a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BgOeK72jSs pony level!]]]]

** When you reach Kulle's sanctuary.

* Kormac the Templar's truly [[LargeHam over-the-top reactions]] upon encountering [[EliteMook Elite Mooks]]. Made funnier when made against elites in [[spoiler:Whimsyshire, the land of unicorns, cuddly bears, flowers and happy clouds]].

** NakedPeopleAreFunny: Krelm's Buff Bulwark set. They even erected a statue of him!

* When Imperius begrudgingly agrees to [[spoiler:[[EnemyMine help you defeat Malthael]]]] in ''Reaper of Souls'', he coldly informs you he won't thank you, even if you succeed. Most PC answer with an equally cold answer. The Wizard, on the other hand?

* In Bastion Keep, a young couple can be heard talking in between quests. Eventually, Nikola tells Drian that, when everything is over, they should start a family, with children and everything. Drian doesn't know how fast he should go back to the battlefield. One would rather face TheLegionsOfHell than talk about children, after all.

* In a moment that is both funny and heartwarming, when Kormac must take on [[spoiler:the order that has lied to him and used him]], if Lyndon is with you, he'll show his support in his own way.

* Killing [[spoiler:Adria]] was awesome, yes, [[spoiler:finally Leah has been avenged]]. However, if you look at the journal afterwards, you notice that the player felt refreshed in doing so after having to deal with unhelpful and homicidal Angels. [[spoiler:Which means, killing Adria has been merely [[CatharsisFactor a stress-relief]] all along in the face of facing Malthael.]]
* When Lorath reminds the Crusader that [[spoiler:they need Adria alive long enough to learn Malthael's location]], their response is so exasperated in tone that they might as well have said, "Alright, MOM!"
** Similarly, the female Demon Hunter says "Fine!" like a spoiled child who's just been denied dessert.
* Getting to Whimsyshire is a surreal, hilarious experience on its own. What's more, its environment can pop up as a randomly-chosen Rift floor environment, and its unique enemies are possible choices for enemies on a given floor, and the two need not be on the same floor. Apparently, the ancient nephalem's training grounds include rainbow children's fantasy worlds and killer teddy bears!
** Even better, you'll have a very rare chance of getting a ''cow-themed'' Rift! Which apparently means at some point in history, the nephalem people faced or had some nasty nightmares of murderous bovines.
* In the Desolate Sands, one of the areas you can access through the Ancient Devices is the Fowl Lair. Yeah that's right, Fo''[[{{Pun}} w]]''l. It contains a flock of chickens, [[spoiler:a harmless pig [[FairyBattle as an Elite monster]]]], and nothing else.

--> '''Azmodan:''' Arrogant nephalem! My servants will feast on your pride as they devour your fle--ENOUGH! The dark power of Hell--Arrogant nephalem! My servants will feast--ENOUGH! The dark power of--Arrogant nephalem!--ENOUGH! The dark--Arrogant nephalem! My servants--''(dies)''

--> '''Azmodan:''' Arrogant nephalem! My servants will feast on your pride as they devour your fle--ENOUGH! The dark power of Hell--Arrogant nephalem! My servants will feast--ENOUGH! The dark power of--Arrogant nephalem!--ENOUGH! The dark--Arrognat nephalem! My servants--''(dies)''

* Most bosses have BossBanter as you fight them, and most of it comes off as natural-sounding. Except for Azmodan's, who has a tendency to interrupt himself every five or so seconds, resulting in a fight that sounds like:

** Adding some angelic souls to the Black Soul Gem might help stabilize it... but Tyrael would probably object.

-->'''Necromancer:''' Are you sure you haven't already succeeded?

-->'''Myriam:''' I must say, I'm quite fond of this new family I find myself in. But you could be a bit more open about your love for us, you know.