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16th Jan '17 7:35:37 PM Wint
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** NakedPeopleAreFunny: Krelm's Buff Bulwark set. They even erected a statue of him!
--> “Twas hitherto eons past from whence Krelm the Immodest didst thitherward dash forth upon the Blazing Wastes clad only in his bogodile skin belt and bracers to face the loathsome Oglak beast and slew him thence mightily with nigh but his bare hands thereupon. Whereupon having vanquished the Oglak beast that had devoured a ten-stone weight worth of villagers, didst they hitherto beseech Krelm the Immodest to remain henceforth as the village champion and erected a statue to honor his name hereinafter.”
26th Jun '16 10:58:10 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Kormac:''' [[SurvivalMantra My faith is my shield]]. [[CelibateHero My faith is my shield]]. [[RuleOfThree My faith is my shield]].

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-->'''Kormac:''' [[SurvivalMantra My faith is my shield]]. [[CelibateHero [[VowOfCelibacy My faith is my shield]]. [[RuleOfThree My faith is my shield]].
26th Jun '16 10:57:06 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Kormac:''' [[SurvivalMantra My faith is my shield]]. [[ChasteHero My faith is my shield]]. [[RuleOfThree My faith is my shield]].

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-->'''Kormac:''' [[SurvivalMantra My faith is my shield]]. [[ChasteHero [[CelibateHero My faith is my shield]]. [[RuleOfThree My faith is my shield]].
26th Jun '16 10:16:30 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Kormac:''' [[SurvivalMantra My faith is my shield. My faith is my shield. My faith is my shield]].

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-->'''Kormac:''' [[SurvivalMantra My faith is my shield. shield]]. [[ChasteHero My faith is my shield. shield]]. [[RuleOfThree My faith is my shield]].
23rd Jun '16 12:42:53 PM ironballs16
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-->'''Crusader:''' Hmmm...maybe. You best go talk to him right away.

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-->'''Crusader:''' Hmmm... maybe. [[ShipperOnDeck You best go talk to him right away.away]].



-->'''Lyndon:''' Hey, no one picks on Kormac but me!

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-->'''Lyndon:''' [[HypocriticalHeartwarming Hey, no one picks on Kormac but me!me]]!
23rd Jun '16 12:33:02 PM ironballs16
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* In ''Reaper of Souls'' the player encourages Kormac to tell Eirena how he feels about her. Kormac does by asking her if she'd like to continue adventuring by his side after the current quest is over. Eirena excitedly tells him yes. And then she tells Kormac that she feels [[LikeABrotherToMe as close to him as she did to her sisters]]. Kormac is... less than thrilled when she says that.

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* In ''Reaper of Souls'' the player encourages Kormac to tell Eirena how he feels about her. Kormac does by asking her if she'd like to continue adventuring by his side after the current quest is over. Eirena excitedly tells him yes. And then she tells Kormac that she feels [[LikeABrotherToMe [[LikeBrotherAndSister as close to him as she did to her sisters]]. Kormac is... less than thrilled when she says that.
23rd Jun '16 12:32:03 PM ironballs16
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* In ''Reaper of Souls'' the player encourages Kormac to tell Eirena how he feels about her. Kormac does by asking her if she'd like to continue adventuring by his side after the current quest is over. Eirena excitedly tells him yes. And then she tells Kormac that she feels as close to him as she did to her sisters. Kormac is... less than thrilled when she says that.

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* In ''Reaper of Souls'' the player encourages Kormac to tell Eirena how he feels about her. Kormac does by asking her if she'd like to continue adventuring by his side after the current quest is over. Eirena excitedly tells him yes. And then she tells Kormac that she feels [[LikeABrotherToMe as close to him as she did to her sisters.sisters]]. Kormac is... less than thrilled when she says that.
23rd Jun '16 12:24:44 PM ironballs16
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* Kormac's hopeless attraction to Eirena and Eirena's obliviousness makes for many funny moments:

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* Kormac's hopeless attraction to Eirena and [[ObliviousToLove Eirena's obliviousness obliviousness]] makes for many funny moments:


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** Their first meeting has Kormac [[LoveAtFirstSight absolutely smitten by Eirena's beauty]], commenting on her appearance to the PC. When she asks what they're whispering about, Kormac is more than a little flustered..
17th Jun '16 12:29:46 AM mlsmithca
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--->'''Shen''': Do you think there is something to eat here? I am feeling hungry...
--->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Wizard]]''': Well, there are some decaying dead bodies everywhere.
--->'''Shen''': [[SarcasmBlind How do you think they taste? I have tasted food all around the world]]... Oh, wait. You weren't serious.

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--->'''Shen''': -->'''Shen''': Do you think there is something to eat here? I am feeling hungry...
--->'''[[DeadpanSnarker -->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Wizard]]''': Well, there are some decaying dead bodies everywhere.
--->'''Shen''': -->'''Shen''': [[SarcasmBlind How do you think they taste? I have tasted food all around the world]]... Oh, wait. You weren't serious.



---> '''Lieutenant Clyfton:''' I'm sorry, catapult, I'm not strong enough to lift you on my own. Would you mind convincing my friend over there ''[[SuddenlyShouting to lend a bloody hand?!]]''

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---> --> '''Lieutenant Clyfton:''' I'm sorry, catapult, I'm not strong enough to lift you on my own. Would you mind convincing my friend over there ''[[SuddenlyShouting to lend a bloody hand?!]]''



-->Haedrig Eamon: I need something more than making spades to occupy my mind. I want my life to mean something.
-->The Crusader: Then join my crusade. The work is hard, the rewards are few, and you'll likely die.
-->Haedrig Eamon: That does sound meaningful... and awful.

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-->Haedrig Eamon: -->'''Haedrig Eamon:''' I need something more than making spades to occupy my mind. I want my life to mean something.
-->The Crusader: -->'''The Crusader:''' Then join my crusade. The work is hard, the rewards are few, and you'll likely die.
-->Haedrig Eamon: -->'''Haedrig Eamon:''' That does sound meaningful... and awful.
17th Dec '15 7:52:35 AM SomeNewGuy
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* When Lorath reminds the Crusader that [[spoiler:they need Adria alive long enough to learn Malthael's location]], their response is so exasperated in tone that they might as well have said, "Alright, MOM!"
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