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6th Oct '17 7:25:06 AM Dravencour
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-->'''Necromancer:''' Are you sure you haven't already succeeded?

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-->'''Necromancer:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Are you sure you haven't already succeeded?succeeded?]]
6th Oct '17 7:24:15 AM Dravencour
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-->'''Myriam:''' I must say, I'm quite fond of this new family I find myself in. But you could be a bit more open about your love for us, you know.

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-->'''Myriam:''' '''Myriam:''' I must say, I'm quite fond of this new family I find myself in. But you could be a bit more open about your love for us, you know.
6th Oct '17 7:23:41 AM Dravencour
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* The Necromancer doesn't have much of a sense of humor, which makes several of his conversations quite hilarious:
-->'''Necromancer:''' What sort of jewel is this?
-->'''Covetous Shen:''' Oh, it's nothing special. It merely changes form to evade pursuers, and drives its owners mad!
-->'''Necromancer:''' Are you sure you haven't already succeeded?
-->'''Covetous Shen:''' [distracted laughter]\\
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-->'''Myriam:''' I must say, I'm quite fond of this new family I find myself in. But you could be a bit more open about your love for us, you know.
-->'''Necromancer:''' [in a tone that clearly says, "are you frigging serious?"] Love?
6th Sep '17 2:11:17 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* In the Desolate Sands, one of the areas you can access through the Ancient Devices is the Fowl Lair. Yeah that's right, Fo''[[{{Pun}} w]]''l. It contains a flock of chickens, [[spoiler:a [[ZeroEffortBoss comically easy and harmless]] pig for a boss]], and nothing else.

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* In the Desolate Sands, one of the areas you can access through the Ancient Devices is the Fowl Lair. Yeah that's right, Fo''[[{{Pun}} w]]''l. It contains a flock of chickens, [[spoiler:a [[ZeroEffortBoss comically easy and harmless]] harmless pig for a boss]], [[FairyBattle as an Elite monster]]]], and nothing else.
6th Sep '17 2:09:30 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* In the Desolate Sands, one of the areas you can access through the Ancient Devices is the Fowl Lair. Yeah that's right, Fo''[[{{Pun}} w]]''l. It contains a flock of chickens, [[spoiler:a [[ZeroEffortBoss comically easy and harmless]] pig for a boss]], and nothing else.
6th Sep '17 1:59:23 PM LucaEarlgrey
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-->'''Lyndon:''' Want to find more gold out there? Bring a thief with you next time! \\

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-->'''Lyndon:''' Want to find more gold out there? Bring a thief with you next time! time![[note]]Even more hilariously, [[TheComputerIsALyingBastard hiring him doesn't increase your Gold Find at all]].[[/note]] \\
28th Aug '17 12:14:50 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* His in-town banter when he's not your current Follower is pretty amusin:

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* His in-town banter when he's not your current Follower is pretty amusin:amusing:
28th Aug '17 12:14:44 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* His in-town banter when he's not your current Follower is pretty amusin:
-->'''Lyndon:''' Want to find more gold out there? Bring a thief with you next time! \\
'''Lyndon:''' I'm not as bad as I look. Really! S-stop walking away! \\
'''Lyndon:''' ''Please'' take me with you. These villagers are so terribly ''dull!'' \\
'''Lyndon:''' Don't take that Templar with you! He'll put you to sleep with all of his blathering!
13th Aug '17 12:46:22 AM LucaEarlgrey
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** [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not The Cow Level]] is most definitely not a cow level.

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** [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not The Cow Level]] is most definitely not a cow level. The FlavorText for its portal reads:
---> ''"Leads to a place that does not exist. The Burning Hells are not responsible for events that transpire there. If you claim to have been to this place, you will be called a liar. Void where prohibited."''
22nd Jul '17 1:54:58 AM LucaEarlgrey
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** Similarly, the female Demon Hunter says "Fine!" like a spoiled child who's just been denied dessert.
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