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6th Sep '17 2:11:17 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* In the Desolate Sands, one of the areas you can access through the Ancient Devices is the Fowl Lair. Yeah that's right, Fo''[[{{Pun}} w]]''l. It contains a flock of chickens, [[spoiler:a [[ZeroEffortBoss comically easy and harmless]] pig for a boss]], and nothing else.

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* In the Desolate Sands, one of the areas you can access through the Ancient Devices is the Fowl Lair. Yeah that's right, Fo''[[{{Pun}} w]]''l. It contains a flock of chickens, [[spoiler:a [[ZeroEffortBoss comically easy and harmless]] harmless pig for a boss]], [[FairyBattle as an Elite monster]]]], and nothing else.
6th Sep '17 2:09:30 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* In the Desolate Sands, one of the areas you can access through the Ancient Devices is the Fowl Lair. Yeah that's right, Fo''[[{{Pun}} w]]''l. It contains a flock of chickens, [[spoiler:a [[ZeroEffortBoss comically easy and harmless]] pig for a boss]], and nothing else.
6th Sep '17 1:59:23 PM LucaEarlgrey
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-->'''Lyndon:''' Want to find more gold out there? Bring a thief with you next time! \\

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-->'''Lyndon:''' Want to find more gold out there? Bring a thief with you next time! time![[note]]Even more hilariously, [[TheComputerIsALyingBastard hiring him doesn't increase your Gold Find at all]].[[/note]] \\
28th Aug '17 12:14:50 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* His in-town banter when he's not your current Follower is pretty amusin:

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* His in-town banter when he's not your current Follower is pretty amusin:amusing:
28th Aug '17 12:14:44 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* His in-town banter when he's not your current Follower is pretty amusin:
-->'''Lyndon:''' Want to find more gold out there? Bring a thief with you next time! \\
'''Lyndon:''' I'm not as bad as I look. Really! S-stop walking away! \\
'''Lyndon:''' ''Please'' take me with you. These villagers are so terribly ''dull!'' \\
'''Lyndon:''' Don't take that Templar with you! He'll put you to sleep with all of his blathering!
13th Aug '17 12:46:22 AM LucaEarlgrey
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** [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not The Cow Level]] is most definitely not a cow level.

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** [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not The Cow Level]] is most definitely not a cow level. The FlavorText for its portal reads:
---> ''"Leads to a place that does not exist. The Burning Hells are not responsible for events that transpire there. If you claim to have been to this place, you will be called a liar. Void where prohibited."''
22nd Jul '17 1:54:58 AM LucaEarlgrey
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** Similarly, the female Demon Hunter says "Fine!" like a spoiled child who's just been denied dessert.
16th Jul '17 7:57:17 PM humrh360
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**Even better, you'll have a very rare chance of getting a ''cow-themed'' Rift! Which apparently means at some point in history, the nephalem people faced or had some nasty nightmares of murderous bovines.
1st Jul '17 10:27:56 AM appealus
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* In the Caldeum Bazaar in Act 2, there are two kids (a boy and a girl) running around with their pet rabbit. They eventually make their way to an Iron Wolf in the center of the map, where the man kills the rabbit with his sword, splattering blood all over the ground. The boy and the girl then run in opposite directions, crying.

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* In the Caldeum Bazaar in Act 2, there are two kids (a boy and a girl) running around with their pet rabbit. [[BlackComedy They eventually make their way to an Iron Wolf in the center of the map, where the man kills the rabbit with his sword, splattering blood all over the ground. The boy and the girl then run in opposite directions, crying.]]
28th Jun '17 4:44:25 PM Kafkesque
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** Lyndon's banter generally. For instance, while Kormac and Eirena will genuinely praise you upon leveling up, Lyndon's compliments are of the... more backhanded sort.
-->'''Lyndon:''' You're not as bad as you look!
-->'''Lyndon:''' Someday you'll be as good as me.
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