History Funny / DeuceBigalow

6th Mar '17 1:48:41 PM speedyboris
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* When Deuce first has Antoine's house to himself, he runs into the bedroom and flops on the giant bed... and notices a used condom right next to his face. Cue Deuce raking the sheets off the bed and steaming them in a pot.

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* When Deuce first has Antoine's house to himself, he runs into the bedroom and flops on the giant bed... and notices a used condom right next to his face. Cue Deuce raking the sheets off the bed and steaming boiling them in a pot.
6th Mar '17 1:47:59 PM speedyboris
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* Deuce tries out all three remotes; one of the activates the TV, which is playing porn (loudly). The doorbell rings, and a Girl Scout is at the door.
--> '''Girl Scout''': Eew, what are you watching?! You're gross! You're a sick man and I'm gonna tell!
6th Mar '17 1:44:52 PM speedyboris
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* In the climax, Deuce has to run to the pet store to buy a new rare fish before Antoine gets home. After buying the fish in question, the clerk asks if he needs anything else. After hesitating a second, he says "On second thought, you'd better give me some of those [[RunningGag sea snails."]]
6th Mar '17 12:47:36 PM speedyboris
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* Norm [=MacDonald=] as [[OneSceneWonder the bartender]]:
--> '''Bartender''': ''(after handing Deuce a martini and two olives)'' $8.50.\\
'''Deuce''': Eight dollars?\\
'''Bartender''': And fifty cents.\\
'''Deuce''': Well, how much just for a plain cranberry juice?\\
'''Bartender''': Uh, three dollars.\\
'''Deuce''': I'll go for that.\\
'''Bartender''': ''(hands it to him)'' There you go. That's $11.50.\\
'''Deuce''': Uh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives and go for just the plain cranberry Juice by itself for the three dollars. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.\\
'''Bartender''': Uh, perhaps ''you'' don't understand. If you don't pay me now, I'm gonna take this swizzle stick... and, uh, I'll be shovin' that right up your pee-hole.
6th Mar '17 10:28:10 AM speedyboris
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* The ending is funny in how incredibly abrupt it is. After a brief battle between Deuce and Antoine, Detective Fowler comes in and says Antoine is under arrest, then T.J. and Bergita bust out of the closet they were hiding in, [[DidYouJustHaveSex looking disheveled.]] Bergita announces: "I can see!... And you're black!... [[BlackIsBiggerInBed I knew it.]]" IrisOut on Deuce's head.

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* The ending is funny in how incredibly abrupt it is. After a brief battle between Deuce and Antoine, Detective Fowler comes in and says Antoine is under arrest, then T.J. and Bergita bust out of the closet they were hiding in, [[DidYouJustHaveSex looking disheveled.]] Bergita (who was blind) announces: "I can see!... And you're black!... [[BlackIsBiggerInBed I knew it.]]" IrisOut on Deuce's head.
6th Mar '17 10:27:46 AM speedyboris
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* The ending is funny in how incredibly abrupt it is. After a brief battle between Deuce and Antoine, Detective Fowler comes in and says Antoine is under arrest, then T.J. and Bergita bust out of the closet they were hiding in, [[DidYouJustHaveSex looking disheveled.]] Bergita announces: "I can see!... And you're black!... [[BlackIsBiggerInBed I knew it.]]" IrisOut on Deuce's head.
6th Mar '17 9:59:50 AM speedyboris
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* When Deuce first has Antoine's house to himself, he runs into the bedroom and flops on the giant bed... and notices a used condom right next to his face. Cue Deuce raking the sheets off the bed and steaming them in a pot.
6th Mar '17 8:06:49 AM speedyboris
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* Detective Fowler in general. [[LargeHam He overacts so much]], and he keeps pulling out his penis and asking Deuce questions about it. Questions he should really be asking a doctor instead.
6th Mar '17 7:46:57 AM speedyboris
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* How Fluisa survives an arrow to the chest? A full cooked chicken was in her shirt.
6th Mar '17 7:43:30 AM speedyboris
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* When Deuce celebrates his dad's birthday:
--> '''Vic''': Bob, we have an overflowing toilet in the ladies' bathroom. There is shit ''everywhere''. It's a real mess. You think you could get in there and take care of that for me?\\
'''Bob Bigalow''': No worries, Vic. Right on it. I'd like you to meet my son's girlfriend, Kate.\\
'''Vic''': Kate, nice to meet you. Hi Deuce. So could you get in there, Bob? I mean, I got a party of ten coming in, and I am up to my ankles in human crap. It's a real stinkfest back there.
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