Line #3 Funny/DeuceBigalow


1	!!The first film:
2	* Detective Fowler in general. [[LargeHam He overacts so much]], and he keeps pulling out his penis and asking Deuce questions about it. Questions he should really be asking a doctor instead.
3	* When Deuce first has Antoine's house to himself, he runs into the bedroom and flops on the giant bed... and notices a used condom right next to his face. Cue Deuce raking the sheets off the bed and boiling them in a pot.
4	* Deuce tries out all three remotes; one of the activates the TV, which is playing porn (loudly). The doorbell rings, and a Girl Scout is at the door.
5	--> '''Girl Scout''': Eew, what are you watching?! You're gross! You're a sick man and I'm gonna tell!
6	* This dialogue:
7	--> '''T.J.''': See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?\
8	'''Deuce''': Where?\
9	'''T.J.''': Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?\
10	'''Deuce''': Man-whoring?\
11	'''T.J.'''': [[SubvertedTrope Stock market.]] But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.
12	* Deuce's first client is a woman with a vicious guard dog. Right as they're about to get started, the dog bangs against the door, very quickly ''breaking through'' and barking at Deuce. It's about the nastiest-looking dog ever.
13	--> "Maybe you better go..."
14	* Norm [=MacDonald=] as [[OneSceneWonder the bartender]]:
15	--> '''Bartender''': ''(after handing Deuce a martini and two olives)'' $8.50.\
16	'''Deuce''': Eight dollars?\
17	'''Bartender''': And fifty cents.\
18	'''Deuce''': Well, how much just for a plain cranberry juice?\
19	'''Bartender''': Uh, three dollars.\
20	'''Deuce''': I'll go for that.\
21	'''Bartender''': ''(hands it to him)'' There you go. That's $11.50.\
22	'''Deuce''': Uh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives and go for just the plain cranberry Juice by itself for the three dollars. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.\
23	'''Bartender''': Uh, perhaps ''you'' don't understand. If you don't pay me now, I'm gonna take this swizzle stick... and, uh, I'll be shovin' that right up your pee-hole.
24	* Over-referenced when it comes to this movie, but still funny:
25	--> '''Deuce''': I think there's been a mistake.\
26	'''Fluisa''': Did you say "steak"?\
27	'''Deuce''': No, mistake.\
28	'''Fluisa''': Oh see, now you got me all excited.
29	* While taking the tall woman on a date, an off-screen guy shouts, "That's a huge bitch!"
30	* Deuce takes Ruth (who has HollywoodTourettes) to a baseball game, where her random obscenities [[TheHeckler fit right in]]. After shouting "WHORES!", nearby fans think she's talking about the players and show their support.
31	* When Deuce celebrates his dad's birthday:
32	--> '''Vic''': Bob, we have an overflowing toilet in the ladies' bathroom. There is shit ''everywhere''. It's a real mess. You think you could get in there and take care of that for me?\
33	'''Bob Bigalow''': No worries, Vic. Right on it. I'd like you to meet my son's girlfriend, Kate.\
34	'''Vic''': Kate, nice to meet you. Hi Deuce. So could you get in there, Bob? I mean, I got a party of ten coming in, and I am up to my ankles in human crap. It's a real stinkfest back there.
35	* In the climax, Deuce has to run to the pet store to buy a new rare fish before Antoine gets home. After buying the fish in question, the clerk asks if he needs anything else. After hesitating a second, he says "On second thought, you'd better give me some of those [[RunningGag sea snails."]]
36	* How Fluisa survives an arrow to the chest? A full cooked chicken was in her shirt.
37	* The ending is funny in how incredibly abrupt it is. After a brief battle between Deuce and Antoine, Detective Fowler comes in and says Antoine is under arrest, then T.J. and Bergita bust out of the closet they were hiding in, [[DidYouJustHaveSex looking disheveled.]] Bergita (who was blind) announces: "I can see!... And you're black!... [[BlackIsBiggerInBed I knew it.]]" IrisOut on Deuce's head.
38	* The WhereAreTheyNow epilogue: When the bartender appears, the subtitles read: "Norm [=MacDonald=] only worked one day on the movie."
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40	!!The second film:
41	* The male gigolos [[INeedToGoIronMyDog make excuses]] for not taking clients such as "The dog ate my...penis" for fear of being murdered by the man-whore killer.
42	* Every time T.J. is MistakenForGay. It pisses him off [[SkewedPriorities far more]] than being the prime suspect for the man-whore murders.
43	* When Deuce throws a midget into a canal, he makes a little "plop" sound effect.

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