History Funny / DespicableMe

-->'''Gru:''' I said ''dart'' gun! Not-- (''Nefario fires it and he fans the stench away'') Okay...\\

** In a BlackComedy way, the fact that this mistake still [[SureLetsGoWithThat doesn't change Hattie's mind]] about letting him adopt the girls, even though she doesn't believe his cover story anymore, assuming she '''did''' in the first place.

-->'''Gru:''' ''(to Dr. Nefario at the Boogie Robots' presentation)'' 'Cookie robots.' I said 'cookie robots.' W...Why are you so...so ''old''?\\

** Four words.
-->'''Vector:''' (sprayed by a shrunken toilet) '''''AAAAAAAGGHHH!''''' '''''CURSE YOU, TINY TOILET!!'''''

-->'''Vector:''' ''AAAAAAAGGHHH! '''''CURSE YOU, TINY TOILET!!'''''"

-->'''Vector:''' ''AAAAAAAHHH! '''''CURSE YOU, TINY TOILET!!'''''

* Also what happens when Dr. Nefario mishears "cookie robots" and makes boogie robots instead. Gru's reaction just sells it.

* After Gru reads the Sleepy Kittens book to the girls:
-->'''Agnes:''' I like him, he's nice. \\
'''Edith:''' But scary...\\
'''Agnes:''' Like Santa!

* The BrickJoke in which Ms. Hattie mentions the offscreen box of shame, then when the three girls leave the room, they say hi to the girl imprisoned in the now-visible box. Later, when the girls are returned to the orphanage, they are each put in one of these boxes for their sizes. This time, [[{{Tearjerker}} it's not funny]].

* Also, what happens when Dr. Nefario [[Mondegreen mishears "cookie robots" and makes boogie robots instead]]. Gru's reaction just sells it.

** Vector gets sprayed by his shrunken toilet.
-->'''Vector''': CURSE YOU, TINY TOILET!
* Also, what happens when Dr. Nefario mishears "cookie robots." and makes boogie robots instead. Gru's reaction just sells it.

** In a BlackComedy way, the fact that this mistake ''still'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat doesn't change Hattie's mind]] about letting him adopt the girls, even though she doesn't believe his cover story anymore, assuming she ''did'' in the first place.

* Gru's two {{imagine spot}}s.
* The whole midway game sequence.
* "''Cotton candy!''"
* "He's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!"
** [[MemeticMutation "It's so]] '''''[[MemeticMutation FLUFFY!!]]'''''"

-->'''Gru:''' I said ''dart'' gun! Not-- (''stops and starts fans the stench away'') Okay...\\

** Becomes a bit of a brick joke in the second movie when Nefario uses it on El Macho.

* The fact that Vector camouflaged the Pyramid of Giza right next to his house by [[HiddenInPlainSight spray painting it blue and painting clouds on it]].

* The little shadow puppets during the end credits can make one giggle.

-->'''Gru:''' Rule number one: Do not. Touch. ''Anything.''\\
'''Margo:''' Uh-huh. What about the floor?\\
'''Gru:''' Yes, you may touch the floor.\\
'''Margo:''' What about the air?\\
'''Gru:''' Yes, you may touch the air.\\

* There's just something about Vector screwing around with the shrink ray, and the idiotic one-liners he shouts while shrinking his ''bathroom''.

** Vector gets a phone call and says "I've got the shrink ray." You can faintly hear the guy on the other line ask something along the lines of "Are you playing with it, you idiot?"

** Just before the toilet sprays him, Vector gets a phone call and says "I've got the shrink ray." You can faintly hear the guy on the other line ask something along the lines of "Are you playing with it, you idiot?"

** (After being sprayed by his shrunken toilet) CURSE YOU, TINY TOILET!

--> '''Minion (talking through shadow puppet of Gru):''' "Hello! I am Gru. Back to work. Back to work!"

* Nefario showing Gru the fart gun:
-->'''Gru:''' I said ''dart'' gun! Not-- (''stops and fans the stench away'') Okay...\\

* This fart gun:

-->'''Gru:''' I said ''dart'' gun! Not-- (''stops and fans the stench away'') Okay...

* This:
-->'''Gru:''' I said ''dart'' gun! Not ''fart'' gun!\\
'''Nefario:''' Oooooh... yes, well, I was wondering... under what circumstances... we would ever use something like this.

[[Funny/DespicableMe2 Despicable Me 2]] have their own pages.

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[[folder:First Film]]

'''Gru:''' You have a face... como un burro.[[labelnote: translation]] "...like a donkey/jackass."[[/labelnote]]

-->'''Gru:''' Now, where were we?\\
'''Mr. Perkins:''' You were ''sitting on the toilet.''

** In a BlackComedy way, the fact that this mistake ''still'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat doesn't change Hattie's mind]] about letting him adopt the girls, even though she obviously doesn't believe his cover story anymore (and that's assuming she ever ''did'').

--> Minion (talking through shadow puppet of Gru): "Hello! I am Gru. Back to work. Back to work!"

--> ''Gru:''' All right, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed-bugs bite. Because there are literally ''thousands'' of them. ''(turns off lights, starts to leave, but pauses)'' Oh, and there's probably something in your closet.

-->"Ooooooh, ''stuffed crust''."\\
'''Gru:''' I'll stuff you ALL in the crust!\\

'''Nefario:''' ''(equally cheery voice)'' Do you want to ''explode?''\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
''(Edith kicks him instead, while he shouts out '''Gru!!!''')''

'''Fred:''' Morning, Gru! How you doing?\\

* The Minion's EstablishingCharacterMoment: a pair of minions are busy at work hammering in rivets, when right as the minion with hammer is about to pound in the next rivet, Gru interrupts them telling them it's time for the minions to assemble. The first minion runs off, leaving his friend seemingly depressed... and then runs back and smashes him in the top of the head with his hammer [[ForTheEvulz for literally no reason]].
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[[folder:Minion Madness Shorts]]

** "''BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!''"
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Surprisingly, there were too many funny moments in this series.

** "You have a face... como un burro."[[note]] "...like a jackass."[[/note]]

* Most of Margo's [[DeadpanSnarker constant snarking, and if not actual insincerity, indifference]], especially when she mimics Gru when he wanted her, Edith and Agnes to "skip the dance class today" during their ballet practice. And the shrink ray. The whole theater was laughing so hard when she didn't care about Vector asking her, Edith and Agnes who ordered more cookies than him.

-->'''Margo:''' Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, uh, two caramel clumpies, aaaaand fifteen boxes of coco-nutties.
-->'''Vector:''' Exactly! I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies! Not likely! Name one person who ordered more cookies than me!
-->'''Margo:''' ''(unimpressed)'' [[DarthWiki/CrowningMomentOfIndifference That'll be $52.]]
-->'''Vector:''' Right. (''starts counting money'')...7...8...9...
-->'''Agnes:''' Why are you wearing pajamas?
-->'''Vector:''' Ptuh! These aren't pajamas! It's a warmup suit!
-->'''Edith:''' What're you warming up for?
-->'''Vector:''' Stuff.
-->'''Margo:''' What sort of stuff?
-->'''Vector:''' Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand!
-->'''Agnes:''' Like sleeping?
-->'''Vector:''' THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!

-->'''Margo:''' ...and please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep.
-->'''Edith:''' And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl in our ears and lay eggs in our brains.
-->'''Margo:''' Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.

-->'''Gru:''' Rule number one: Do not. Touch. ''Anything.''
-->'''Margo:''' Uh-huh. What about the floor?
-->'''Gru:''' Yes, you may touch the floor.
-->'''Margo:''' What about the air?
-->'''Gru:''' Yes, you may touch the air.

* There's just something about Vector screwing around with the shrink ray, and the idiotic one-liners he shouts while shrinking his BATHROOM.

** Just before the toilet sprays him, Vector gets a phone call and says "I've got the shrink ray." Then you can faintly hear the guy on the other line ask something along the lines of "Are you playing with it, you idiot?"

* Also, what happens when Dr. Nefario mishears "cookie robots." and makes boogie robots instead. Gru's expression just sells it.
** Vector eats a cookie robot.
** Made even funnier by the end of the movie.
*** The "Boogie Robots" scene:
--->'''Gru:''' ''(to Dr. Nefario at the Boogie Robots' presentation)'' 'Cookie robots.' I said 'cookie robots.' W...Why are you so...so ''old''?\\
'''Nefario:''' ([[{{Beat}} beat]]) Ok. I'm on it.

-->'''Gru:''' Now, where were we?
-->'''Mr. Perkins:''' You were ''sitting on the toilet.''

* "''Cotton candy!''" [[note]] For Dr. Nefario [[/note]]

* "I said DART gun!" [[note]] NOT fart gun! [[/note]]
** "Oooooh... yes, well, I was wondering... under what circumstances... we would ever use something like this."
*** Becomes a bit of a brick joke in the second movie when Nefario uses it on El Macho.
* From a sign: "Bank of Evil (formerly [[TheBigShort Lehman Brothers]])"

--> "...who's Debbie?"
--> "Your ''wife''."
** In a BlackComedy way, also amusing because this mistake ''still'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat doesn't change Hattie's mind]] about letting him adopt the girls, even though she obviously doesn't believe his cover story anymore (and that's assuming she ever ''did'').

** Gru thought it was ActuallyPrettyFunny too!

* In one scene, Gru makes pancakes for the girls, and [[NightmareFetishist Edith]] is delighted "Mine's shaped like a dead guy!"
* One of the side effects of stealing the moon... ''a werewolf turns back to normal.''

-->'''Agnes:''' Does this count as annoying? ''(Puckers mouth and smacks puffed-out cheeks, making a popping sound)''
-->'''Gru:''' VERY.

-->'''Edith:''' Umm ... ''(Points to the minions)'' It was your cousins' idea!
-->'''Jerry:''' [[BigWhat WHAAAAT?!]]

--->'''Gru:''' Okay, bedtime.
--->'''Girls:''' Awwww.
--->'''Jerry and Stuart:''' Awwww.
--->'''Gru:''' ''(Points to the minions)'' Not you two!
--->'''Jerry and Stuart:''' YAAAAY!

-->'''Agnes:''' Aw! My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly!
-->'''Edith:''' That's a Cheeto.
-->'''Agnes:''' Oh. ''*eats cheeto*''
** And Margo's and Edith's reaction just sells it.

-->"All right, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed-bugs bite. Because there are literally '''thousands''' of them." ''*turns off lights, starts to leave, but pauses*'' "Oh, and there's probably something in your closet."
* That part with the balloon.

* "When we got adopted by a bald guy...I thought this would be more like ''Annie''."
* The BrickJoke in which Ms. Hattie mentions the offscreen box of shame, then when the three girls leave the room, they say hi to the girl imprisoned in the now-visible box. [[spoiler:Later when the girls are returned to the orphanage, they are each put in one of these boxes for their sizes. Except this time, it's not funny.]]

* While Margo tries to reassure the girls (and herself) that they're going to be happy living with Gru, Agnes (who'd mentioned earlier she hoped the house would be made out of Gummy Bears) beelines to the candy Gru left them in a dog bowl and chows down; well, Margo, you can't blame the gal for trying!

--> '''Gru:''' Kyle, these are not treats, they're guests. Girls, this is Kyle, my...dog.
-->(''Kyle snarls'')
-->'''Agnes:''' Ooh, fluffy doggie! (''runs toward Kyle, who whines and runs away; griefs in disappointment'')
-->'''Margo:''' What kind of a dog is ''that?''
-->'''Gru:''' He's a...I don't know.

-->"Ooooooh, ''stuffed crust''."
-->"I'll stuff you ALL in the crust!"
--> Agnes: ''(laughing)'' "You're funny."
* After the pyramid is stolen in the opening, various governments around the world protect their landmarks... such as one guy with a shotgun defending "The Big Beer (16000 fluid oz)" and a platoon of tanks in China guarding the Great Wall and [[NoKillLikeOverKill all swiveling their turrets to shoot a passing bird!]]

-->'''Edith:''' Can I drink this?
-->'''Nefario:''' ''(equally cheery voice)'' Do you want to ''explode?''
-->([[{{Beat}} beat]])
--> ''(Edith kicks him instead, while he shouts out '''Gru!!!''')''

-->'''Fred:''' Morning, Gru! How you doing?
-->'''Gru:''' Hello, Fred. FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard and I don't appreciate it.
-->'''Fred:''' Sorry. You know dogs. They go wherever they wanna go.
-->'''Gru:''' Unless they're dead. ''(Laughs)'' I'm joking! Although it is true. Anyway, have a good one.
-->'''Fred:''' ''(Not sure how to react)'' Oh, okay. Uh, yeah!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70o8wFOopgw Home Makeover]]
** Margo imitating Gru's voice when speaking to the social worker. TOTALLY Priceless.

* Orientation Day

* "Yes, mine's shaped like a dead guy!" [[note]] Her pancake, and it was Edith who said that [[/note]]

-->'''Vector:''' THEY ARE ''NOT'' PAJAMAS!!!'

** And the next time Ms. Hattie appears, it turns out that she bought a Spanish-English dictionary to look up what that meant - and slaps Gru across the face with it.