Surprisingly, there were too many funny moments in this series.
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Gru, trying to flatter Ms. Hattie by speaking Spanish. She has no idea what he's saying, but she thinks it's a compliment. However...
"You have a face... como un burro."note "You have a face that looks like a donkey."
And when Ms. Hattie buys a Spanish dictionary to notice what it means - and slapping Gru across the face with it.
Most of Margo's constant sarcasm, especially when she mimics Gru when he wanted her, Edith and Agnes to "skip the dance class" during their ballet practice. And the shrink ray. The whole theater was laughing so hard when she didn't care about Vector asking her, Edith and Agnes who ordered more cookies than him.
Margo: Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes, uh, two caramel clumpies, aaaaand fifteen boxes of coco-nutties.
Vector:: Exactly! I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies! Not likely! Name one person who ordered more cookies than me!
Gru's facial expression and pointing over his back at hearing Vector was the one who stole the pyramids gets a giggle.
Early on in the movie, there's a game at an amusement park where you have to knock over a tiny spaceship prop. The reward is a stuffed unicorn (Agnes' was destroyed earlier). After around 1 or 2 tries, Agnes hits the spaceship... but the vendor decides to be a dick and invoke Exact Words, saying that she didn't "knock over" the spaceship. Gru proceeds to bring out his More Dakka gun, and blast the stand. The entire stand is obliterated... except the planet and spaceship. The vendor stares at the wreckage, and the ship disintegrates.
Agnes holding her breath.
Gru: ...that's freaking me out, what is she doing?
The little shadow puppets during the end credits can make one giggle.
Minion (talking through shadow puppet of Gru): "Hello! I am Gru. Back to work. Back to work!"
Agnes singing at the orphanage while they were about to sleep.
Two of the Minions altering Gru's credentials while Ms. Hattie is reading them. Then getting into a slap fight over what to add, and then one Minion starts forcing the other to slam his head against the keyboard repeatedly, causing the credentials to turn to gibberish and confusing the hell out of Ms. Hattie.
"Yes, mine's shaped like a dead guy!"
One of the side effects of stealing the moon... a werewolf turns back to normal.
"Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or burp or fart."
Agnes: Does this count as annoying? (Puckers mouth and smacks puffed-out cheeks, making a popping sound)
And just before, the look in that squid's eyes. It clearly has no idea what's going on...
And then the second one rolls his eyes at Vector's boasting.
Agnes: Aw! My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly!
Edith: That's a Cheeto.
Agnes: Oh. *eats cheeto*
And Margo's and Edith's reaction just sells it.
The gag with Nefario's mobility scooter.
Nefario: We have to get to him... AND FAST!
Gru's odd "good night" to the girls during their first night there.
"All right, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed-bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them." *turns off lights, starts to leave, but pauses* "Oh, and there's probably something in your closet."
That part with the balloon.
The minions go shopping for a new unicorn toy for Agnes.
"When we got adopted by a bald guy...I thought this would be more like Annie."
The Brick Joke in which Ms. Hattie mentions the offscreen box of shame, then when the three girls leave the room, they say hi to the girl imprisoned in the now-visible box. Later when the girls are returned to the orphanage, they are each put in one of these boxes for their sizes. Except this time, it's not funny.
Edith's face when she sees Gru for the first time.
Agnes eating candy from a dog bowl.
The reference to The Godfather with Gru finding the makeover doll head in his bed and freaking out.
Gru speaking to Dr. Nefario over the video intercom, and acting as if everything is normal... despite having Kyle hanging off his arm, and eating his muffin, having sunk his teeth into it.
When Gru brings the girls home; Agnes spots Kyle, shrieks "Ooh, fluffy doggie!" and runs up to give him a hug — whereupon he yelps in fright and runs away. Priceless.
Gru: "Kyle, these are not treats, they're guests. Girls, this is Kyle, my...dog."
"Oh, can we get stuffed crust?!"
"Ooooooh, stuffed crust."
"I'll stuff you ALL in the crust!"
After the pyramid is stolen in the opening, various governments around the world protect their landmarks... such as one guy with a shotgun defending "The Big Beer (16000 fluid oz)" and a platoon of tanks in China guarding the Great Wall and all swiveling their turrets to shoot a passing bird!
Kevin (the minion who gets shrunk later on) reacting to Gru shaking his hand like he just met Elvis and fainting.
"Da da da, papoy. Pfft!"
When the girls first find the secret lair, Edith finds a strange-looking solution:
Edith: Can we drink this?
Nefario:*equally cheery voice* Do you want to explode?"
Gru's face when he walks Kyle and passes Dave walking his UFO.
When everyone is watching a movie and the UFO gets so scared by the UFOs being attacked that it blasts a gigantic hole on the TV screen and wall. Gru and the kids stare in shock, and the minions cheer. Cue Gilligan Cut to Gru kicking the UFO and Dave out.
When Agnes blows a kiss at the Minions and they fight to receive that kiss.