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** The TV edit makes it funnier: After Randolph asks "What are you, blind?!", the scene cuts to him being roughly shoved out of the door.

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'''Sheldon''': ...well, how do you like that!

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'''Sheldon''': ...well, Well, how do you like that!



* When Randolph leads Sheldon to what he thinks is a gig for children, the look on Sheldon's face [[spoiler:when he finds out it is a Nazi rally]] is priceless, it just shouts OhCrap. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-X63ZoDzI A link can be seen here.]]

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* When Randolph leads Sheldon to what he thinks is a gig for children, the look on Sheldon's face [[spoiler:when he finds out it is it's a Nazi neo-Nazi rally]] is priceless, it just shouts OhCrap. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-X63ZoDzI A link can be seen here.]]



-->“Smoochy is so wholesome even Nazis love him.”
* "Hey, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a Nazi!"

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-->“Smoochy is so wholesome even Nazis [[spoiler:Nazis]] love him.”
** [[spoiler:"Heil Smoochy!" "Heil Smoochy! Heil Smoochy! Heil Smoochy!"]]
* "Hey, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a Nazi!"
[[spoiler:Nazi]]!"
** Shortly afterwards, Randolph's victory lap ends with him slamming into a brick wall.
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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! It's a dick! Chorizo and the Huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willy! A weenie! Mr. Jiggledaddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel, don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!

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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! It's a dick! Chorizo and the Huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willy! A weenie! Mr. Jiggledaddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel, don't you see that? that?! It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!
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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!

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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! A It's a dick! Chorizo and the huevos! Huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willie! willy! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! Jiggledaddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel! Don't Weasel, don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!
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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!

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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! Maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!
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** Randolph's enraged rant in which [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms he tosses around euphemism after euphemism for "penis" like grenades]]. In front of children who just laugh.

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** Randolph's enraged rant in which [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms he tosses around penis euphemism after penis euphemism for "penis" like grenades]]. In front of children who just laugh.
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-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh! Oh... my! It's a... uh... it's a... it's a... it's a... IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!

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-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh! Oh... my! It's a... uh... it's a... it's a... it's a... IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!SHIP!
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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dil-dough!

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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dil-dough!dildough!
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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wang! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins! Rumple Foreskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dil-dough!

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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wang! The one-eyed wonder weasel! One-Eyed Wonder Weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins! Rumple Foreskin! Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dil-dough!
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-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh! Oh...my! It's a... Uh... It's a... It's a... It's a... IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!

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-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh! Oh... my! It's a... Uh... It's uh... it's a... It's it's a... It's it's a... IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!



--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wayne! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made it. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind? blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. Look! It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wayne! wang! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. twins! Rumple Foreskin. Foreskin! He made it. it! He made this. It's this thing, it's made from dil-dough.dil-dough!
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** A comment in the thread of said link is both funny and [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments shockingly heartwarming]].
-->“Smoochy is so wholesome even Nazis love him.”
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-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh! Oh...my! It's a... Uh... It's a... It's a... It's a...IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!

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-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh! Oh...my! It's a... Uh... It's a... It's a... It's a... IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!
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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wayne! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.

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--->'''Rainbow Randolph''': What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a PENIS! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wayne! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made it. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.
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-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh... Oh...my... It's a... Uh... It's a... It's a... It's a...IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!

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-->'''Smoochy:''' (''gears in his head spinning rapidly as he sees just what the cookies are shaped like'') Oh... Oh... Oh! Oh...my... my! It's a... Uh... It's a... It's a... It's a...IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!
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** (at Spinner's funeral) Tommy: "All right, boys. Let's go pray and get shit-faced."

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