History Funny / DeadliestCatch

15th Apr '16 9:40:06 PM Lanthorn
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** While the Hilstrand crew celebrates the impending 2014 king crab season with an entire truckload of fireworks with Wild Bill in tow, the crew of the ''Northwestern'' steal Bill's boat and move it across the harbor. Bill was Not Amused.
*** Extras reveal that Bill's son Zach helped the ''Northwestern'' crew by showing them how to start it. Bill retaliated by making his son think the Coast Guard was after him.

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** While the Hilstrand crew celebrates the impending 2014 king crab season with an entire truckload of fireworks with Wild Bill in tow, the crew of the ''Northwestern'' steal stole Bill's boat the ''Cape Caution'' and move moved it across the harbor. Bill was Not Amused.
''not amused''.
*** Extras reveal that Bill's son Zach helped the ''Northwestern'' crew by showing them how to start it. Bill retaliated by making his son think calling Zach and telling him that the Coast Guard was after him.him ("Make him sweat for a few minutes").
15th Apr '16 9:36:27 PM Lanthorn
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** While the Hilstrand crew celebrates the impending 2014 king crab season with an entire truckload of fireworks with Wild Bill in tow, The crew of the Northwestern steal Bill's boat and move it across the harbor. Bill was Not Amused.

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** While the Hilstrand crew celebrates the impending 2014 king crab season with an entire truckload of fireworks with Wild Bill in tow, The the crew of the Northwestern ''Northwestern'' steal Bill's boat and move it across the harbor. Bill was Not Amused. Amused.
*** Extras reveal that Bill's son Zach helped the ''Northwestern'' crew by showing them how to start it. Bill retaliated by making his son think the Coast Guard was after him.



* Monte calling Keith about a near-catastrophic situation where Wizard almost was beached. And referring to the conversation where Keith chewed him out with ClusterFBombs as pleasant.

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* Monte calling Keith about a near-catastrophic situation where Wizard almost was beached. And referring to the conversation where Keith chewed him out with ClusterFBombs ClusterFBomb[=s=] as pleasant.pleasant.
* Being a skipper-in-training like Josh Harris is scary. Getting chewed out by Wild Bill is scary. Getting chewed out by Wild Bill (after admitting fault and apologizing!) over the radio with the "senior" captains listening is ''hilarious''.
1st Apr '16 8:54:43 AM TomWalpertac2
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** While the Hilstrand crew celebrates the impending 2014 king crab season with an entire truckload of fireworks with Wild Bill in tow, The crew of the Northwestern steal Bill's boat and move it across the harbor. Bill was Not Amused.
10th Dec '15 11:57:59 AM Beavizz81
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* Monte calling Keith about a near-catastrophic situation where Wizard almost was beached. And referring to the conversation where Keith chewed him out with ClusterFBombs as pleasant.
30th Aug '15 1:20:33 AM bombadil211
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* Nick Mavar going nuts and graffiting the ''Northwestern'''s deck in support of the Seattle Seahawks for the 2014 Super Bowl. He's such a bundle of nerves that he spends most of the game on deck while everyone else is listening on the radio in the wheelhouse.
20th Aug '15 8:53:31 PM bombadil211
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* Hearing the harshest captain in the fleet Keith being chewed up by his 11 year old daughter is very funny to hear and also very heart-warming.

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* Hearing the harshest captain in the fleet Keith being chewed up by his 11 year old daughter for using snuff (despite promising to quit) is very funny to hear and also very heart-warming.
14th Jul '15 1:28:03 PM Beavizz81
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* Hearing the harshest captain in the fleet Keith being chewed up by his 11 year old daughter is very funny to hear and also very heart-warming.
11th Apr '15 8:17:39 PM mockingjay
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*** One of the deckhands gets a chuckle out of Phil when he remarks that now they know that the block can hau
** Deckhand Dave Millman makes the comment, "Now I know we can pull a truck with the block," which makes Phil burst out laughing.

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*** One of the deckhands gets a chuckle out of Phil when he remarks that now they know that the block can hau
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Deckhand Dave Millman makes the comment, "Now I know we can pull a truck with the block," which makes Phil burst out laughing.
11th Apr '15 8:17:11 PM mockingjay
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** A few times, one boat will weld one of another boat's pots shut.

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*** One of the deckhands gets a chuckle out of Phil when he remarks that now they know that the block can hau
** A few times, one boat will weld one of another boat's pots shut.Deckhand Dave Millman makes the comment, "Now I know we can pull a truck with the block," which makes Phil burst out laughing.
16th Feb '15 2:39:45 AM RealSlimShadowen
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* Phil's method for hunting opilio? Sniffing out crab farts. [[color:white: He's just messing with his sons.]]

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* Phil's method for hunting opilio? Sniffing out crab farts. [[color:white: He's (He's probably just messing with his sons.]]sons, as crabs don't actually fart, but there's a hypothesis among some fans that opilio do put out a gaseous mixture that, in large concentrations, someone with experience might be able to sniff out, or that opilio prefer waters that for whatever reason are putting out such gases themselves.)



---> [-Edgar's hidden, second sign: probably something like ''"Now get your ass back to work or you're fired."''-]

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---> [-Edgar's --> '''Edgar's hidden, second sign: sign:''' probably something like ''"Now get your ass back to work or you're fired."''-]"''



* During some downtime aboard the ''Northwestern'' the deckhands are standing around talking, asking the "If you were any piece of equipment aboard the ship, what would you be" question. Matt cheerfully declares that he would be a shovel - then comes out with two shovels tied to his arms and another tied to his back, flapping his arms like wings. Jake Anderson declares that he has ''literally'' pissed himself laughing.

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* During some downtime aboard the ''Northwestern'' the deckhands are standing around talking, asking the "If you were any piece of equipment aboard the ship, what would you be" question. question (because you run out of things to talk about, shut up aboard a fairly small and not-particularly-well-appointed ship at sea for weeks at a time) Matt cheerfully declares that he would be a shovel - then comes out with two shovels tied to his arms and another tied to his back, flapping his arms like wings. Jake Anderson declares that he has ''literally'' pissed himself laughing.



* Edgar asks the crew if they want Sig to throw the traditional flaming hook at the end of opies - and they say yes. Sig..Well.. To quote Jake Anderson, "You missed!You scream at us when we miss and look at you!".
** Sig's response is hella funny on it's own - "I didn't miss!"

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* Edgar asks the crew if they want Sig to throw the traditional flaming hook at the end of opies - and they say yes. Sig..Well.. Sig...well.. To quote Jake Anderson, "You missed!You missed! You scream at us when we miss and look at you!".
** Sig's response is hella funny on it's own - "I its own--"[[BlatantLies I didn't miss!"miss]]!"



* Once Sig Hansen gave his crew one hell of act of compassion that should put this page on the heartwarming section...he allowed his crew to sleep a full 45 more than was necessary. That's right the old sea dog let his crew sleep for 45 more minutes when they could be working. Instead of working he let them recharge their batteries. The moment the crew is out the door and onto the deck Sig starts snickering and sets the clock back forty five minutes. It's an old captain's trick.

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* Once Sig Hansen gave his crew one hell of act of compassion that should put this page on the heartwarming section...he allowed his crew to sleep a full 45 more than was necessary. That's right right, the old sea dog let his crew sleep for 45 more minutes when they could be working. Instead of working he let working, letting them recharge their batteries. batteries just that little bit more. The moment the crew is out the door and onto the deck Sig starts snickering snickering...and sets the clock back forty forty- five minutes. It's an old captain's trick.
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