History Funny / DannyPhantom

-->'''Vlad''': Mark my words Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters...[[ThisIsSparta AND. I. WILL. NOT. GET. A. CAT!!]]

--> '''Kitty(in Paulina)''': Maybe...''*in Paulina's voice*'' or maybe Paulina can let it slip that Danny Fenton is really the ghost boy? ''*smirk*''

--> Dash: Why should we listen to you, Fen-turd?
--> Danny: Hands up, everyone who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to use all their equipment. <beat> That's what I thought.

-->'''Danny''': Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40's...might I try suggesting internet dating...''or a cat!''

* The episode "Doctor's Disorders". After Danny (or rather, his dad's snot rag) causes Spetra's new body to turn into an overweight, fudge craving mucus monster, Danny offers this line.

-->'''Sam:''' If you mean, do I think I could stand in a puddle full of you and not my feet wet, then, yeah.

--> '''Danny''': [[OhCrap Uh...]]That's Inviso-Bill.

* This line from Danny gets this troper every time!
--> '''Tucker''': ''*after Danny phases the flying car through the building*'' You just ''had'' to be the hero, didn't you?
--> '''Danny''': ''Uh yeah''...because a car crashing into the 15th floor of ''anything'', '''would be bad!!'''

-->'''Fright Knight:''' Flaming bedsheets of '''''DEATH!'''''

--> '''Danny''': ''Uh yeah''...because a car crashing into the 15th floor of ''anything'', '''would be bad!!''

-->'''Danny''': ''It's a lie, I'm not a ghost!'' I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.

-->'''Mr. Lancer:''' '''''[[LordOfTheFlies LORD OF THE FLIES]]!''''' They're slipping right through my hands!

* Danny and Sam flying into a giant cutout of Ember whilst distracted by one another in "Fanning The Flames" ("Flying's... nice. *''SPLAT!''* Falling sucks."), and then Lancer's [[LargeHam over-the-top excalmation]]:

** And the fact that it was used again in "Memory Blank"

* Also, this little ditty:

-->'''Bert Rand:''' "Because I'm with the government and I can audit your taxes."
-->'''Jack:''' "... We completely trust you."
* In Reign Storm, when the Ecto-Skeleton is draining Jack:

---> '''Vlad:''' "A Fruit loop would not have been able to make his first million on a series of invisible burglaries. A Fruit loop would never have thought to overshadow enough millionaires to become the richest man on the planet. [[{{This is sparta}} I. AM. NOT. A. FRUIT. LOOP!]]"

* This little bit, courtesy of Vlad Plasmius and Danny Phantom, from ''Torrent Of Terror''-
-->'''Vlad''': Uh, no. I was just going to introduce you to a friend of mine. Danny, this is Vortex. Vortex, Danny. Well...Ta! (Flies off).

-->'''Maddie:''' Nobody likes a sore loser, Jack!

-->'''Jazz''': Taste my fire, dragonbreath! ''[shoots Fenton Bazooka]''

* This bit from maternal instincts....
-->'''Danny''': Nice try Vlad, and for a lonely single man in his 40's...might I try suggesting internet dating...''or a cat!''

* "Invis-o-Bill"

--->'''Tucker:''' You just ''had'' to save the day, didn't you?
--->'''Danny:''' Um, yeah, because a car smashing into the 28th floor of ''anything'' is '''''BAD!!!'''''

--->'''Walker:''' [holding an orange] Orange?
--->'''Ghostwriter:''' Get that thing away from me!

--->'''Paulina''': She surrendered her individuality for a boy, I'm so proud of her!

--->'''Vlad''': Uh, no. I was just going to introduce you to a friend of mine. Danny, this is Vortex. Vortex, Danny. Well...Ta! (Flies off).
--->'''Danny''': (Deadpan) My hero...

--->'''Maddie:''' Nobody likes a sore loser, Jack!

--->'''Jazz''': Taste my fire, dragonbreath! ''[shoots Fenton Bazooka]''
--->'''Maddie''': Ten heads, meet nine tails! ''[whips out the Jack o' Nine Tails]''
--->'''Jack''': ''I DON'T HAVE A CLEVER QUIP! [shoots gun]''

--->'''Danny''': Nice try Vlad, and for a lonely single man in his 40's...might I try suggesting internet dating...''or a cat!''
--->'''Vlad''': Mark my words Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters...[[ThisIsSparta AND. I. WILL. NOT. GET. A. CAT!!]]

--->'''Danny:''' There's a "You blew it" pun in there somewhere, but I'd rather not.

--->'''Danny:''' See? That's the kind of pun I was avoiding with the whole "blew it" comment.

-->'''Sam:''' If you mean, do I think I could stand in a puddle full of you and not my feet wet, then, yeah.

--->'''Paulina''': She surrendered her individuality for a boy, I’m so proud of her!

* More or less everything Poindexter said in "Splitting Images" was a CMoF. One of my favorites was when he responded to Sam's question (While in Danny's body) about where Poindexter went with, "Oh, that square? He flew the coop, perrr-manent like." What makes this even funnier are his hand gestures and the looks on Tucker and Sam's faces.

** Another one from that episode is Maddie running through the house trying to find a phone while Danny fights Vlad, opening doors to find ''cars, ATVs, and a helicopter'' and not noticing them because she's so busy. After she comes back in to where Danny and Vlad are, she's in the middle of talking to him when she finally realizes it.

-->"'Paulina'": Are you calling me shallow?
-->"'Sam'": If by 'shallow' you mean I could stand in a puddle of you without getting my feet wet, then, yes.
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* "You're ''toast''!" "Oh yeah? You and what toaster!"

**Bonus points for him [[CrowningMomentOfFunny ACTUALLY]] getting a cat in season three!