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* Gimli's life hinges on whether an orc succeeded or failed on its attack roll, but unfortunately the die fell behind the computer, making it impossible to tell what it landed on, and equally impossible to move the computer without shifting the die.
-->'''Gimli:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So let me see if I follow this:]] I am either alive or dead, based on the state of a die which we cannot observe without altering.
-->'''Gimli:''' Do I now exist in both states at once? Am I both living ''and'' dead?
-->'''Gimli:''' (''[[RedEyesTakeWarning eyes glowing red]] and skin turning pallid'') Have I become some sort of UNCERTAINTY LICH?
-->'''Gimli:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So let me see if I follow this:]] I am either alive or dead, based on the state of a die which we cannot observe without altering.
-->'''Gimli:''' Do I now exist in both states at once? Am I both living ''and'' dead?
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* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1014 Gimli's life hinges on whether an orc succeeded or failed on its attack roll, roll]], but unfortunately the die fell behind the computer, making it impossible to tell what it landed on, and equally impossible to move the computer without shifting the die.
-->'''Gimli:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So let me see if I follow this:]] [[UsefulNotes/SchrodingersCat I am either alive or dead, based on the state of a die which we cannot observe withoutaltering.
-->'''Gimli:'''altering.]] Do I now exist in both states at once? Am I both living ''and'' dead?
-->'''Gimli:''' (''[[RedEyesTakeWarningdead? ''([[RedEyesTakeWarning eyes glowing red]] and skin turning pallid'') pallid)'' Have I become some sort of UNCERTAINTY LICH?
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-->'''Gimli:''' Do I now exist in both states at once? Am I both living ''and'' dead?
-->'''Gimli:''' (''[[RedEyesTakeWarning eyes glowing red]] and skin turning pallid'') Have I become some sort of UNCERTAINTY LICH?
-->'''Gimli:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So let me see if I follow this:]] I am either alive or dead, based on the state of a die which we cannot observe without altering.
-->'''Gimli:''' Do I now exist in both states at once? Am I both living ''and'' dead?
-->'''Gimli:''' (''[[RedEyesTakeWarning eyes glowing red]] and skin turning pallid'') Have I become some sort of UNCERTAINTY LICH?
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* [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1282 Aragorn's brilliant military leadership.]] ]]
-->'''Soldier:''' You totallysuck suck, Aragorn.
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* [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1282 Aragorn's brilliant military leadership.]] It even provides the trope image for HollywoodTactics.
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* Taking [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1165 'I hate this campaign' to a whole new level]]
* Taking [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1165 'I hate this campaign' to a whole new level]]
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* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=680 The party reaches the Doors of Durin, the West-gate of Moria]] and Gandalf reads the inscription ("Speak Friend, and Enter"). Instead of attempting to solve the riddle, [[CuttingTheKnot the party tries all manner of ways to get past the door]], such as forcing it open, burning it, and building a battering ram. Eventually the DM gets fed up:
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* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=680 The party reaches the Doors of Durin, the West-gate of Moria]] and Gandalf reads the inscription ("Speak Friend, and Enter").("SpeakFriendAndEnter"). Instead of attempting to solve the riddle, [[CuttingTheKnot the party tries all manner of ways to get past the door]], such as forcing it open, burning it, and building a battering ram. Eventually the DM gets fed up:
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* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=922 When the party arrives at Edolas]] Edoras]] and are asked to disarm before meeting King Theoden, the players [[OffTheRails throw the scene in disarray]] by telling Gandalf to go first. Of course, he pulls the "walking stick" excuse, leading to this:
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* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=680 The party reaches the Doors of Durin, the West-gate of Moria]] and Gandalf reads the inscription ("Speak Friend, and Enter"). Instead of trying attempting to solve the riddle, [[CuttingTheKnot the party attempts tries all manner of ways to get past the door]], such as forcing it open, burning it, and building a battering ram. Eventually the DM gets fed up:
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* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=680 The party reaches the Doors of Durin, the West-gate of Moria]] and Gandalf reads the inscription ("Speak Friend, and Enter"). Instead of trying to solve the riddle, [[DungeonBypass [[CuttingTheKnot the party attempts all manner of ways to get past the door]], such as forcing it open, burning it, and building a battering ram. Eventually the DM gets fed up:
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-->'''Gandalf:''' Oh for crying out loud! The passwords is '''mellon''', you lunatics!
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* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=680 The party reaches the Gate Doors of Moria Durin, the West-gate of Moria]] and Gandalf reads the inscription ("Speak Friend, and Enter"). Instead of trying to solve the riddle, [[DungeonBypass the party attempts all other manner of ways to get past the door]], such as forcing it open, burning it, and building a battering ram. Eventually the DM gets fed up:
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-->'''Gandalf:''' Oh for crying out loud! The passwords is '''mellon''', you lunatics!
-->'''Gandalf:''' Oh for crying out loud! The passwords is '''mellon''', you lunatics!
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* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=922 When the party arrives at Edolas]] and are asked to disarm before meeting King Theoden, the players [[OffTheRails throw the scene in disarray]] by telling Gandalf to go first. Of course, he pulls the "walking stick" excuse, leading to this:
--> '''Gimli:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability This be no axe lad.]] It's a dwarven walking stick with a really big headpiece. We like 'em heavy. Uh, and sharp.\\
'''Aragorn:''' [[BlatantLies Metal walking stick.]] I've got a bad back.\\
'''Legolas:''' Walking stick. [[RefugeInAudacity And a quiver of little walking sticks.]]
** Bonus points for the looks on [[OhCrap Gandalf's]] and [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Hama's]] faces.
--> '''Gimli:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability This be no axe lad.]] It's a dwarven walking stick with a really big headpiece. We like 'em heavy. Uh, and sharp.\\
'''Aragorn:''' [[BlatantLies Metal walking stick.]] I've got a bad back.\\
'''Legolas:''' Walking stick. [[RefugeInAudacity And a quiver of little walking sticks.]]
** Bonus points for the looks on [[OhCrap Gandalf's]] and [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Hama's]] faces.
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* [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1282 Aragorn's brilliant military leadership.]]]] It even provided the trope image for HollywoodTactics!
-->'''Soldier:''' You totally suck Aragorn.
-->'''Soldier:''' You totally suck Aragorn.
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* Boromir, completely fed up with the railroading, decides to die and leave the game and gives this gem:
--> '''Boromir:''' This is the first time in the whole campaign I've felt really free to make my own choices. I kinda like it.
--> '''DM:''' But you're dead!
--> '''Boromir:''' And you can't force me to do anything!
--> '''DM:''' And decomposing!
--> '''Boromir:''' Of my own free will!
* Gimli vs. diplomacy:
-->'''Gimli''': Ahem...TELL ME YOUR NAME, HORSE-F--\\
'''Aragorn''': [[NarrativeProfanityFilter GIMLI]]!\\
'''Gimli''': And I'll tell ye mine.\\
'''Aragorn''': What are you doing, man?!\\
'''Gimli''': [--Heh. Whoops. [[CriticalFailure I rolled a 1 on my diplomacy check]].--]
** This wonderful bit of snark:
--> '''DM:''' Near the smoking pile of orc bodies, you find a small set of tracks...
--> '''Legolas:''' Tracks?
--> '''Aragorn:''' [[{{Railroading}} Railroad]] tracks, I'm sure.
* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=962 "Remember the]] [[ObviouslyEvil nasty old guy who dressed in black? Named Wormtongue?]] [[SarcasmMode Brace yourself for a shock, laddie:]] [[CaptainObvious he was a spy."]]
-->'''Aragorn''': [[DeadpanSnarker What a total surprise. We never saw that one coming.]]
* [[http://shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1125 The players guessing what Ents look like]]:
--> '''Aragorn''': [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion Oblivion]] had Dryads in it. \\
'''Gimli''': They were called Spriggans, actually.\\
'''Aragorn''': Whatever you call them. They're like sexy tree ladies.\\
'''Legolas''': Sexy? I thought they had leaves for hair. And bark skin.\\
'''Aragorn''': Yeah, but they're ALL chicks. NAKED Chicks. Leafy, naked tree chicks.\\
'''Gimli''': Ye need help lad. Ye really do. Keep this up and you'll end up with Dutch Elm Disease.\\
'''DM''': You enter through the ruined gate and find yourselves face-to-face with Treebeard the Ent.\\
'''Treebeard''': ''[[FanDisservice (in all his elderly, gnarly, booming glory)]]'' '''hoom hoom welcome to isengard'''\\
'''Gimli''': [[JawDrop Words fail me]].\\
'''Aragorn''': Okay I admit... that is somewhat less sexy than I'd hoped.
* [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1148 A Minor Omission]]:
--> '''Aragorn:''' That never happened, man. Sounds like you forgot.
--> '''DM:''' You mean I didn't?... '''''OH CRAP!'''''
--> '''DM:''' Okay, suddenly Lord Elrond shows up at your camp.
--> '''Elrond:''' ''[[MoodDissonance (with a completely serious face)]]'' Hi.
--> '''DM:''' He gives you the sword.
--> '''Elrond:''' [[ParrotExposition Here is the sword.]] And keep your hands off my daughter.
--> '''DM:''' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Then he leaves.]] Okay, so ''now'' you wield Anduril.
--> '''Aragorn:''' '''''SWEET SMOKING CONAN!''''' Will you look at the stats on this sword! I was supposed to have this all along?
* The trap in the Paths of the Dead:
--> '''DM:''' ''[[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1203 The walls crack open,]] and [[NothingButSkulls thousands of skulls]] are unleashed!''\\
'''Gimli:''' I'll bet this was a [[DeadpanSnarker robust culture]]. Imagine their funerals. "Oops. Granny's dead, let's lop off her head and chuck it into the big bin to be dropped on adventurers."\\
'''DM:''' ''The skulls continue to pour in, filling the room and threatening to crush your nitpicking, over-analyzing characters.''
* [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1282 Aragorn's brilliant military leadership.]]
--> '''Boromir:''' This is the first time in the whole campaign I've felt really free to make my own choices. I kinda like it.
--> '''DM:''' But you're dead!
--> '''Boromir:''' And you can't force me to do anything!
--> '''DM:''' And decomposing!
--> '''Boromir:''' Of my own free will!
* Gimli vs. diplomacy:
-->'''Gimli''': Ahem...TELL ME YOUR NAME, HORSE-F--\\
'''Aragorn''': [[NarrativeProfanityFilter GIMLI]]!\\
'''Gimli''': And I'll tell ye mine.\\
'''Aragorn''': What are you doing, man?!\\
'''Gimli''': [--Heh. Whoops. [[CriticalFailure I rolled a 1 on my diplomacy check]].--]
** This wonderful bit of snark:
--> '''DM:''' Near the smoking pile of orc bodies, you find a small set of tracks...
--> '''Legolas:''' Tracks?
--> '''Aragorn:''' [[{{Railroading}} Railroad]] tracks, I'm sure.
* [[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=962 "Remember the]] [[ObviouslyEvil nasty old guy who dressed in black? Named Wormtongue?]] [[SarcasmMode Brace yourself for a shock, laddie:]] [[CaptainObvious he was a spy."]]
-->'''Aragorn''': [[DeadpanSnarker What a total surprise. We never saw that one coming.]]
* [[http://shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1125 The players guessing what Ents look like]]:
--> '''Aragorn''': [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion Oblivion]] had Dryads in it. \\
'''Gimli''': They were called Spriggans, actually.\\
'''Aragorn''': Whatever you call them. They're like sexy tree ladies.\\
'''Legolas''': Sexy? I thought they had leaves for hair. And bark skin.\\
'''Aragorn''': Yeah, but they're ALL chicks. NAKED Chicks. Leafy, naked tree chicks.\\
'''Gimli''': Ye need help lad. Ye really do. Keep this up and you'll end up with Dutch Elm Disease.\\
'''DM''': You enter through the ruined gate and find yourselves face-to-face with Treebeard the Ent.\\
'''Treebeard''': ''[[FanDisservice (in all his elderly, gnarly, booming glory)]]'' '''hoom hoom welcome to isengard'''\\
'''Gimli''': [[JawDrop Words fail me]].\\
'''Aragorn''': Okay I admit... that is somewhat less sexy than I'd hoped.
* [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1148 A Minor Omission]]:
--> '''Aragorn:''' That never happened, man. Sounds like you forgot.
--> '''DM:''' You mean I didn't?... '''''OH CRAP!'''''
--> '''DM:''' Okay, suddenly Lord Elrond shows up at your camp.
--> '''Elrond:''' ''[[MoodDissonance (with a completely serious face)]]'' Hi.
--> '''DM:''' He gives you the sword.
--> '''Elrond:''' [[ParrotExposition Here is the sword.]] And keep your hands off my daughter.
--> '''DM:''' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Then he leaves.]] Okay, so ''now'' you wield Anduril.
--> '''Aragorn:''' '''''SWEET SMOKING CONAN!''''' Will you look at the stats on this sword! I was supposed to have this all along?
* The trap in the Paths of the Dead:
--> '''DM:''' ''[[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1203 The walls crack open,]] and [[NothingButSkulls thousands of skulls]] are unleashed!''\\
'''Gimli:''' I'll bet this was a [[DeadpanSnarker robust culture]]. Imagine their funerals. "Oops. Granny's dead, let's lop off her head and chuck it into the big bin to be dropped on adventurers."\\
'''DM:''' ''The skulls continue to pour in, filling the room and threatening to crush your nitpicking, over-analyzing characters.''
* [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1282 Aragorn's brilliant military leadership.]]