History Funny / DGenerationX

* Their continual mockery of both MichaelCole and Sgt. Slaughter is well-known, but [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nck6_dx-raw-1997-before-montreal-screwjo_fun this promo]], where they break out ''riot-gear face guards'' against Slaughter's spit and give Cole the wedgie from hell is incredible. Also contains the moment that Shawn Michaels [[HoYay decided to kiss Triple H]] on national television.

'''Cena''': Okay, so now it's, [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels you]] beat me; ''[[TripleH you]]'' beat me -- well, guess what? I beat [[TripleH you]]; I've beat [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels you]]. We all beat each other. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything WE]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms BEAT EACH OTHER]] [[HoYay ALL THE TIME]]. (''cut to [[TwinThreesomeFantasy the Bella Twins]] looking creeped-out and leaving'') Um, [[ThatCameOutWrong that didn't come out right!]]\\

'''Shawn''': Are you kidding me?! [[MontrealScrewjob I'm the one that put Bret Hart in the sharpshooter, you know]]! And [[TripleH you]]! You! You know controversy, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall you married, uh...]][[StephanieMcMahon What's-Her-Name]]!\\

* In what may be an honest slip of the tongue on TripleH's part, when he and Shawn where listing ways various people have left their mark: "And when the Germans, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!"

** As Shawn is dragging him away TripleH engages in some GettingCrapPastTheRadar by telling the Divas [[CatchPhrase "I got two words for ya"]].

* D-X's reaction to the news StephanieMcMahon was pregnant was hilarious, swinging back and forth from [[TakeThatMe deriding]] [[TripleH the guy who got her pregnant]] for [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough being an idiot for being involved with her]] and theorising the guy has a GagPenis.

-->'''TripleH''': [[CatchPhrase For the thousands in attendance... for the millions watching around the world]]... and well, for me, because apparently I'm the only one left [[VitriolicBestBuds with a full head of hair]].
* Their induction of MikeTyson into the WWE Hall of Fame, especially Hunter's recounting of Shawn missing one of Tyson's World Title fights. Then Tyson saying that his kids came to this induction ceremony, but passed on the boxing HOF.

(''he and ShawnMichaels look down to see Hornswoggle has taken refuge hiding behind Triple H'')\\

'''Cena''': Okay, so now it's, [[ShawnMichaels you]] beat me; ''[[TripleH you]]'' beat me -- well, guess what? I beat [[TripleH you]]; I've beat [[ShawnMichaels you]]. We all beat each other. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything WE]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms BEAT EACH OTHER]] [[HoYay ALL THE TIME]]. (''cut to [[TwinThreesomeFantasy the Bella Twins]] looking creeped-out and leaving'') Um, [[ThatCameOutWrong that didn't come out right!]]\\

* ShawnMichaels trying to prove DX is still controversial, by attacking random employees:
-->'''TripleH''': Besides that... [[Wrestling/EricBischoff he]] thinks he's controversial. And...I didn't wanna bring this up...but, he said that we don't even know the meaning of the word "controversial".\\

* Several years later, Shawn and Trips [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1q38d_dx-parody-of-the-mcmahons_shortfilms made a nice little mockery]] of Vince and ShaneMcMahon. Penis jokes aside, seeing ShawnMichaels do the Shane-o Shuffle ''never'' gets old.
** Not to mention TripleH and his spot-on recreation of the [[OldShame "Stand Back" dance]].

** Later, when the Spirit Squad and the [=McMahon=]s tried to storm the ring, DX made it rain ''crap'' on them. To make it even funnier, when RandyOrton later came out for his match, he had to hold his nose.

-->'''Wrestling/JohnCena''': Shawnie, you NEVER hang a leprechaun on a hook! My uncle [[NoodleIncident hung a leprechaun on a hook once]]. [[JohnnyDangerously ONCE!]]\\

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AxogCo4dV4 This Christmas promo]] for [=WWEshop=].com and the Elimination Chamber playset. DX was [[ShamelessSelfPromotion shamelessly promoting WWE and/or DX]] [[MerchandiseDriven merch]] as usual. After talking about all the toy's features, Shawn has a nervous breakdown talking about it, how much stress it is to put ''that'' toy together while his kids forget all the ''other'' crap they got for Christmas, and after it's finished, [[KidsPreferBoxes "AND THEN THEY ONLY WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BOX!]] [[NoIndoorVoice AAAAAAHHHH!"]]

* And, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkj6qFwc6Xs later on]], of The Corporation. Both times, [[DwayneJohnson The Rock]] was a member of both stables, and both times, the part of "The Crock" was played by Triple H, who, after everything else, had a big, black piece of cardboard taped to his face to replicate The Rock's raised eyebrow.

** Earlier, Triple H started talking about all the great men he/Vince respects, like Vice President Dick Cheney, Dick Clark, and NBC executive Dick Ebersol, before looking seriously into the camera and telling the world that he, Vince McMahon, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadedDoubleEntendre?from=Main.IfYouKnowWhatIMean loves Dicks.]] Then Trips-as-Vince lists off all the "dicks" he loves, big, small, white, black, fat, skinny, and even an Asian! At this point, JR and the King aren't even bothering to stifle their laughter.

** VinceMcMahon came out to address DX's take over, but has trouble [[https://youtu.be/dx93UhbNjks due to them messing with him]] (cutting the mic off, changing the pitch to hilarious levels, etc.). At the end of this, Vince asks that they at least have enough respect to play his music so he could walk out. ''No Chance in Hell'' comes on and Vince calmly gets out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp when the music switches to one Vince sang for a video, with the video itself showing on the [=TitanTron=]. Vince starts seething and looks ready to blow his top, but settles for stomping to backstage because [[ExactWords it]] ''[[ExactWords was]]'' [[ExactWords Vince's song playing.]]

* Riffing off the well-known ''{{Airplane}}'' joke, [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4h2ui_wwe-dx-with-crymetyme_sport Shawn speaks jive.]] Particularly hilarious is Hunter playing the straight-arrow for once, jumping ''five feet in the air'' when he thinks JTG's got a gun and doing a painful "FO SHIZZLE!" at the end of the bit.

** That came right after {{Edge}} and Orton's own moment doing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeiUUs61Lwc their own parody of DX]], complete with a fake nose on Edge and a blonde wig and chaps on Orton. [[VitriolicBestBuds Hunter and Shawn]] couldn't let the moment pass without commentary:

** Actually, Hunter was quoting ''AnimalHouse''. Still funny, but in a different way.

* Their continual mockery of both MichaelCole and Sgt. Slaughter is well-known, but [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nck6_dx-raw-1997-before-montreal-screwjo_fun this promo]], where they break out ''riot-gear face guards'' against Slaughter's spit and give Cole the wedgie from hell is probably this troper's favorite. Also contains the moment that Shawn Michaels [[HoYay decided to kiss Triple H]] on national television.

* ''Unforgiven 2006''. DX literally shoving VinceMcMahon's head up TheBigShow's ass. The crowd going gaga over DX pulling Big Show's pants down was awesome, too.

'''Shawn''': SEE?! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ydgrE5stYM I JUST KICKED STAN!]]\\

'''Hunter''': I don't know if that's controversial, but it sure as hell is funny.

-->'''TripleH''': [[CatchPhrase For the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching around the world]], and for me, because apparently I'm the only one left [[VitriolicBestBuds with a full head of hair]].

-->'''JohnCena''': Shawnie, you NEVER hang a leprechaun on a hook! My uncle [[NoodleIncident hung a leprechaun on a hook once]]. [[JohnnyDangerously ONCE!]]\\

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0B5csEiqRU&index=11&list=LLoDhh2Ftn7dOISAt5SCiNmQ "invasion" of WCW]] is perhaps the most memorable skit they have ever done and WWE's ultimate TakeThat to WCW during the height of the ProfessionalWrestling/MondayNightWars.

** VinceMcMahon came out to address DX's take over, but has trouble due to them messing with him (cutting the mic off, changing the pitch to hilarious levels, etc.). At the end of this, Vince asks that they at least have enough respect to play his music so he could walk out. ''No Chance in Hell'' comes on and Vince calmly gets out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp when the music switches to one Vince sang for a video, with the video itself showing on the [=TitanTron=]. Vince starts seething and looks ready to blow his top, but settles for stomping to backstage because [[ExactWords it]] ''[[ExactWords was]]'' [[ExactWords Vince's song playing.]]

'''Shawn''': SEE?! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFR076olduk I JUST KICKED STAN!]]\\

** Speaking of Spirit Squad, the time they tried to get the bounty ended in ''epic failure''. Why? Well, Triple H and Shawn didn't even ''notice'' that they were trying to get the money while they were talking about how folks would do a lot of stupid stuff for that money. Said stupid stuff the Spirit Squad did? They tried to ram at DX with a trash can lid (landing in the storage compartment of the bus), the trash can lid was used unknowingly to hit another member of the Squad in the face, and then DX moved slightly just as the third member jumped from above and ''landed on his face''.

DGenerationX is ''always'' good for a FunnyMoment.

-->'''Hunter''': From 10 PM to 11 PM, we will only use the words ass, damn, hell, and bitch. We will never, however, use the words [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking shit, fuck, goddamn, Jesus Christ]], faggot or any other racial or sexual slurs. Now then, as it pertains to video, we promise there will be less ''dick'' references.\\

* The Cryme Tyme skit came off the same night Coachman put a bounty on DX's head. Triple H's reaction was priceless: "You put a $10,000 bounty on our heads? (''{{Beat}}'') You cheap bastard!" Obviously, the hijinks as people came to collect [[HilarityEnsues ensued]].

* Their wonderful [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq6HkY5JnBc parody]] of the Nation Of Domination.

--->'''Triple H''': [[SureWhyNot Okay...]]\\

-->'''Hunter''': From 10 PM to 11 PM, we will only use the words ass, damn, hell, and bitch. We will never, however, use the words shit, fuck, goddamn, Jesus Christ, faggot or any other racial or sexual slurs. Now then, as it pertains to video, we promise there will be less ''dick'' references.\\