History Funny / Critikal

--> "Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the s[[spoiler:h]]itter."

--> "Oh, oh, oh, AH! I can't feel my WIENER when I'm with you! But I love WIENER! But I love WIENER!"

--> "[[KickTheDog Fuck you, frogfish.]]"

--> '''Hiei, after cutting a Mook into pieces:''' ''BOOMSHAKALAKA!''

--> '''Vitamin C monster:''' ''I don't think you guys understand how much this hurts. I was in fucking LAVA. That shit's, like, a thousand fucking degrees.''

** The ending. Yusuke is unsure of what to do next, with Kuwabara suggesting he come to his bar mitzvah. Suddenly, all characters in the shot are shown wearing yarmulkes. [[spoiler: Then the camera pans out to show ''the Earth itself'' wearing one.]]

** When the match dwindles down to just Narcissistic Fraser vs. Deformed Fraser, the latter, despite the number of pin-falls and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beatings]] he's received, ''absolutely refuses to get pin-falled'', [[{{Determinator}} trying his best to finish Narcissistic Fraser]]. [[spoiler:[[ShaggyDogStory He ultimately fails to do so]], but ''damn'', did he never stop until the bitter end.]]

-->'''Player''': [[UnfortunateImplications hi want to be my son brother]]
-->'''[=Cr1TiKaL=]''': ''(speechless with laughter)''

--> "And my passenger seat is filled to the bitch with scrotum tickling accessories."

--> "Show them what you're workin' with, Mr. Frog, yeeeeaah... ''(dies)'' ...[[DespairEventHorizon you anus]]..."
--> "[[BadassBoast Frog fury]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]], here it is, that's a wall..."

-->"Oh, by God, ''Cow Man again is cheating! '''Jesus motherfucking Christ'''''!"

-->'''[=Cr1TiKaL=]''': [[ShaggyDogStory See? (tosses game into trash) It's that easy. Fuck LEGO Star Wars.]]

** [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "And this man is so fucking dumb, he can't even write a sentence without showing how fucking dumb he is. The title of the video is ''Youtubers Calls Me Out''. (...) You're like the Floyd Mayweather of Youtube, absolutely illiterate, but instead of being good at fighting like Mayweather, you're good at nothing. You have no discernible skills. The title should read ''Youtubers Call Me Out'' for being a big piece of shit."]]

-->''My dick's not big''
-->''My girlfriend fucks my friend''
-->''You say I'm down on my luck''
-->''I say it's a win-win,''
-->'''cause I'm a cuck!''
-->''And I hope he fucks her good''
-->''In a way I wish I could''
-->''I just want to [[SkywardScream WATCH!]]''
* In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDfV74pfpy0 video mocking the Titans trailer]], cr1tikal puts on dark clothes and make-up to mock Robin saying "Fuck Batman." only to admit he doesn't know how to get the lipgloss or nail polish off and doing the rest of the video with it on.

-->'''Announcer''': Now we're ready to make unicorn slime!
-->'''Charlie''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''''' [[LargeHam YEAAAAH, BABYYYYYY]], that's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about, ''(one of his dogs goes up to him)'' WOO-HOOOOOO! [[ARareSentence WE'RE MAKING A UNICORN TAKE A SHIT!]] ''([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the dog immediately leaves]])'' WOO-HOO-HOOOOO!

-->'''Charlie''': The honey has done ''nothing! Absolutely nothing!'' Where did you read that, [[TakeThat on Reddit or something?!]] [[FlatEarthAtheist Like the fucking flat Earther subreddit?!]] ''Oh, my God!''

-->'''Woman in the video''': Let Smalt be the conversation piece of your dinner party.\\
'''Charlie''': If I ever host a dinner party that's ''so goddamn boring'' that people start talking about my salt shakers, just fucking shoot me.

[[AC: Fanworks]]

** The absolute crowning moment is when the main character answers the door while [[ADateWithRosiePalms jacking off]] and critikals commentary just makes it even better.

*** ""Is has measles." I can't tell if that's a statement or if it's telling me my party member already has measles. "One of the oxen is injured." [[BeastialityIsDepraved What the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[{{Squick}} happened last night?!]]"

-->'''Charlie:''' I'd rather watch [[Series/CowboyBebop live action]] Anime/CowboyBebop, than security camera footage of my car being stolen... So, that's saying something.

*** ""Is has measles." I can't tell if that's a statement or if it's telling me my party member already has measles. "One of the oxen is injured." [[UnfortunateImplications What the]] ''[[{{PrecisionFStrike}} fuck]]'' [[{{Squick}} happened last night?!]]"

** Pretty much the majority of the 8-man tag team match, especially the [[IncrediblyLamePun climax]]: after Cow Man thwarts Optimus' pin on Beef, an enraged Prime tosses Cow Man into the corner of the ring, before throwing Beef in the ''same'' corner, and then the unthinkable occurs. Due to a brutal GameBreakingGlitch, Optimus finds ''himself'' in the corner as well, engaging in a position that can only be described as a '''''turnbuckle threeway'''''. When the creation of the "peanut butter and fuck sandwich" has ended, the scene seems to have affected the rest of the fighters, with them continuously entering and exiting the ring and their tag positions, and some even just wandering aimlessly...and Cow Man? ''He remains in the corner of the ring for the rest of the match, completely unmoving and presumably DiedStandingUp.'' Or, in Charlie's words: "Cow Man's spine has literally been severed". Even the referee is also affected, perpetually staring off into space or right at Cow Man directly unless a pin is being performed. In the end, the new characters manage to best the OG squad, Trix doing the pin on Beef.

--> ''Star Wars used to be one of the most beloved franchises of all of entertainment, but that all changed when the twisted mind of George Lucas was left unsupervised and unchecked by a medical professional. He was able to army crawl himself away from Arkham Asylum and onto a chair in front of a pen and paper and write the prequels.''

* In his playthrough of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R52b92j9VGM The Theater]], what was his reaction to meeting [[spoiler:the Swirly Faced Man in all his screechy wonder]]?

* In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DwsMNKZ2WY Zoo Tycoon video]], he made this [[FunWithAcronyms acronym]] as a helicopter took one of his gazelles away: "[[spoiler:November. India. Papa. Papa. Lima. Echo. Sierra.]]"

-->'''Text box''': [[spoiler:Titties turned suddenly and bit Frontier! You had to kill Titties.]]
-->'''[=Cr1TiKaL=]''': ({{Beat}}) [[DarkestHour What has this world come to?]] [[spoiler:I'm pretty sure Frontier was bit previously, [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder so the zombies are turning on each other.]]]]

** How he attempts to seduce Miss Prudence with a burger. At first, he puts all of the right ingredients on her burger, and you think it'll be the first one he's done right in the whole video. But before he puts the bun on, [[spoiler: he piles on an absolute mountain of "his semen" (mayo).]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSRGg8ee4r4 The Wrestling Match of the Century]]. [=Cr1TiKaL=] plays [[VideoGame/WWEVideoGames WWE 2K15]] and sets up a 6-man elimination chamber match...with five of the wrestlers all being different versions of Creator/BrendanFraser, who all ''share the exact same entrance animation and music.'' And the sixth wrestler? [[spoiler:[[FailureHero Cow Man]], making his [[HesBack return]] from earlier WWE videos.]]
** What [[spoiler:Cow Man]] (and by extension, some of the Frasers) does for most of the match is basically [[BodyHorror glitch all across the elimination chamber,]] for unexplained reasons. Plus, [[spoiler:Cow Man]] is also the second person to get pin falled, ''moments'' after Classic Fraser. [[spoiler:Which is hardly surprising, considering [[ButtMonkey who he is]].]]

* ''Every goddamn frame'' of his ''VideoGame/EnviroBear2000'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLbFz8jqe6c gameplay]]...or rather his gameplay of a ''bear driving sim.'' To elaborate, the former half has him accidentally throw his clock away, but is still able to hibernate before winter - and later on, a large rock presses down on the bear's gas pedal, perpetually ramming him into a larger rock. Plus, the entirety of the latter half has the bear's car [[spoiler:progressively become ''filled to the absolute brim'' with random objects like pine cones, leaves, rocks, fish, berries, bees ''and at one point a badger''.]] [=Cr1T=] also focuses on ramming into the [[ArtificialIntelligence A.I.]] opponents, and in the end is still able to complete the level ''[[spoiler:with only just a few seconds left!]]''

* His attempted [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeeekUbvzJs playthrough]] of VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}, which is basically just him trying to complete [[ThatOneLevel Turbo Tunnel]] for 8 minutes while also mistaking his character as a frog, [[spoiler:only realizing that he's a toad ''almost 7 minutes into the video.'']]

** Pretty much the majority of the 8-man tag team match, especially the [[IncrediblyLamePun climax]]: after Cow Man thwarts Optimus' pin on Beef, an enraged Prime tosses Cow Man into the corner of the ring, before throwing Beef in the ''same'' corner, and then the unthinkable occurs. [[spoiler:Due to a brutal GameBreakingGlitch, Optimus finds ''himself'' in the corner as well, engaging in a position that can only be described as a '''''turnbuckle threeway'''''. When the creation of the "peanut butter and fuck sandwich" has ended, the scene seems to have affected the rest of the fighters, with them continuously entering and exiting the ring and their tag positions, and some even just wandering aimlessly...and Cow Man? ''He remains in the corner of the ring for the rest of the match, completely unmoving and presumably DiedStandingUp.'' Or, in Charlie's words: "Cow Man's spine has literally been severed". Even the referee is also affected, perpetually staring off into space or right at Cow Man directly unless a pin is being performed. In the end, the new characters manage to best the OG squad, Trix doing the pin on Beef.]]
** The last match of the stream ends with [[spoiler:the game finally giving up the ghost and crashing. Charlie assumes that it was because the game couldn't handle any more of Cow Man's relentlessness, which technically means that Cow Man has earned a long sought for victory after ''everyone else''[[note]][[AndZoidberg sans Super Snorkler]][[/note]] won before him.]]

-->'''[=Cr1TiKaL=]''': [[spoiler:[[ShaggyDogStory See? (tosses game into trash) It's that easy. Fuck LEGO Star Wars.]]]]

** When the video shows an "undesirable" plain baked potato with a single pat of butter: "That looks pretty damn good to me, but then again, what do I know? The baked potatoes I make can't afford healthcare, so they can't go to the Potato Doctor."

-->'''Charlie''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''''' [[LargeHam YEAAAAH, BABYYYYYY]], that's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about, ''(one of his dogs goes up to him)'' WOO-HOOOOOO! [[ARareSentence WE'RE MAKING A UNICORN TAKE A SHIT!]] ''([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the dog immediately leaves]])''' WOO-HOO-HOOOOO!

-->'''Charlie''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''''' [[LargeHam YEAAAAH, BABYYYYYY]], that's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about, ''[one of his dogs goes up to him]'' WOO-HOOOOOO! [[ARareSentence WE'RE MAKING AN UNICORN TAKE A SHIT!]] ''[[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere The dog immediately leaves]]]''' WOO-HOO-HOOOOO!
** Additionally, the fact that many people who first saw this clip from the resulting memes thought that it was from a stream where he won a match in a game, yet he was actually sarcastically reacting to a toy where you make a unicorn defecate.

** When the video shows an "undesirable" plain baked potato with a single pat of butter, Charlie says, "That looks pretty damn good to me, but then again, what do I know? The baked potatoes I make can't afford healthcare, so they can't go to the Potato Doctor."

-->As all of us know, there's three big medical fields. There's cardiology, there's neurology, and there's potatology.

* When he reviews an Indiegogo campaign for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBBst7eJwc an interactive salt shaker called Smalt]]:

'''Charlie''': If I ever host a dinner party that's so goddamn boring that people start talking about my salt shakers, just fucking shoot me.

* While playing ''VideoGame/BabysitterBloodbath '',at 5:55, [=Cr1tikal=] ''[[OutOfCharacterMoment actually laughs]]'' when a guy tells him he's been drinking liquor and tipping cows. The comments section exploded, with everyone freaking out about [=Cr1tikal's=] laughter.

* His [[SoBadItsGood frigging terrible]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfgeyA6UTDk gameplay]] of ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}: Mountain of Faith'' is absolutely hilarious. Taken into the fact he's never played Touhou yet decided to pick the ''Lunatic difficulty'' for his first time.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVN5XccBM_8 God Hates Gamers]], all of it.

* Charlie's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOCJ4MQd7_k playthrough]] of VideoGame/PoppyPlaytime. During the first encounter with Huggy, Charlie is facing the wrong way and gets flung towards the vent. Even though Huggy helped him get to where he needs to go, Charlie believes it to be a boss fight and comes back to fight him, attempting to slap him with the hands. It fails.

** Charlie's laugh at the failed doppelganger jumpscare.
--->'''Charlie:''' I have nothing to say about that, I really fuckin' liked that a lot.

** His little jab at Jaystation.

** To make things even better, after he's done, someone in his chat tells him "Thanks for the spoiler." Which he reads out and responds by saying he did the person a favor, as the show sucks.

** Charlie's [[DullSurprise reaction]] to being flung by Huggy is a monotone: "Oh, I see."

* This comparison, along with the facial expressions he makes in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK-PiKwV2E4 Netflix Cowboy Bebop is Bad]].
-->'''Charlie:''' I'd rather watch live action Anime/CowboyBebop, than security camera footage of my car being stolen... So, that's saying something.

* In his playthrough of ''VideoGame/12Minutes'', he decides to go for one of the [[EarnYourBadEnding bad endings]]. After fulfilling the KickTheDog requirements, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he then proceeds]] to have the protagonist eat his wife's dessert on the other side of the room while his spouse has an emotional breakdown.