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** Even funnier since it implies that [[spoiler:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootPurpleRiptosRampage'' is canon]].
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** Even funnier since it implies that [[spoiler:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootPurpleRiptosRampage'' is and ''VideoGame/SpyroOrangeTheCortexConspiracy'' are canon]].
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** Before clearing out the garden anyway.
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--> '''N. Tropy''': The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go. ''(Crash is a mute as always)'' Silence!
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--> '''N. Tropy''': The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go. ''(Crash is a mute as always)'' Silence!Silence?
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[[caption-width-right:350:Personally, I don't care. But I think he might want his gems back.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Personally, I don't care. But I think he might want his gems back.]]
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--> '''Cortex:''' ''(screams and shoots him with his ray gun)''
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--> '''Cortex:''' ''(screams and shoots him with his ray gun)''gun)''
* The back of the game's case even gets a funny moment. Along the right side of it is a list of all the game's moves (well, "Spank" being the only exception)...and the last one is called "Censored". And it's covered up by the ESRB rating. The fact that it's an E-rating tops the whole thing off.
* The back of the game's case even gets a funny moment. Along the right side of it is a list of all the game's moves (well, "Spank" being the only exception)...and the last one is called "Censored". And it's covered up by the ESRB rating. The fact that it's an E-rating tops the whole thing off.
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-->''"The greatest evil scientist in the world! ...stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse?''
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-->''"The greatest evil scientist in the world! ...stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse?''worse?"''
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* The scene when Doctor Cortex's whole body (including his head) is stuck in a pipe. Normally, fart jokes are considered the lowest form of humor, but the comedic timing and his squeal make for Grade-A humor. ''"The greatest evil scientist in the world... stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse? {farts} {anguished squeal}''
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* The scene when Doctor Cortex's whole body (including his head) is stuck in a pipe. Normally, fart jokes are considered the lowest form of humor, but the comedic timing and his squeal make for Grade-A humor. ''"The
-->''"The greatest evil scientist in theworld... world! ...stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse? {farts} {anguished squeal}''worse?''
-->*farts*
-->''*anguished squeal*''
-->''"The greatest evil scientist in the
-->*farts*
-->''*anguished squeal*''
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* Most of the [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9D33F6B9DDDBF83C deleted scenes]] are hilarious.
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* Most of the The [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9D33F6B9DDDBF83C deleted scenes]] are hilarious.
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--> '''N. Gin:''' ''(wolf whistles)'' Now that's my kind of woman!
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--> '''N. Gin:''' ''(wolf whistles)'' Now that's my kind of woman!woman!
** Cortex meets his GoodCounterpart in the Tenth Dimension.
--> '''Good Cortex:''' ''(cheerful)'' Welcome to the Tenth...
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(screams and shoots him with his ray gun)''
** Cortex meets his GoodCounterpart in the Tenth Dimension.
--> '''Good Cortex:''' ''(cheerful)'' Welcome to the Tenth...
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(screams and shoots him with his ray gun)''
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* The soundtrack is equal parts awesome and funny... particularly the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8BrU1yyDcs Worm Chase theme]], which is particularly hilarious rendition of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4 The Blue Danube Waltz]]''.
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* The soundtrack is equal parts awesome and funny... particularly the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8BrU1yyDcs Worm Chase theme]], which is particularly hilarious rendition of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4 The Blue Danube Waltz]]''.Waltz]]''.
* Most of the [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9D33F6B9DDDBF83C deleted scenes]] are hilarious.
** After shooting and stunning Coco, Cortex decides to [[FaceDoodling draw a moustache and thick eyebrows on her face]].
** Cortex was originally going to dress in drag as a disguise for the Hi-Seas Hi-Jinks level, so as to "[[TemptingFate not attract the wrong kind of attention]]". Cut to N. Gin viewing disguised!Cortex through a telescope.
--> '''N. Gin:''' ''(wolf whistles)'' Now that's my kind of woman!
* Most of the [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9D33F6B9DDDBF83C deleted scenes]] are hilarious.
** After shooting and stunning Coco, Cortex decides to [[FaceDoodling draw a moustache and thick eyebrows on her face]].
** Cortex was originally going to dress in drag as a disguise for the Hi-Seas Hi-Jinks level, so as to "[[TemptingFate not attract the wrong kind of attention]]". Cut to N. Gin viewing disguised!Cortex through a telescope.
--> '''N. Gin:''' ''(wolf whistles)'' Now that's my kind of woman!
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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxExwI7TkPU I'm in a safe place...]] I'm in a safe place... Ohhh-AAAH!"
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* "[[http://www.The bonus video, unlocked after getting [[OneHundredPercentCompletion 100%]] in the NTSC version of the game, featuring... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxExwI7TkPU com/watch?v=VxExwI7TkPU Crash and Cortex in therapy doing a trust exercise]].
--> "I'm in a safe place... I'm in a safe place...]] I'm in a safe place... Ohhh-AAAH!"
--> "I'm in a safe place... I'm in a safe place...
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--> ''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''\\
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
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--> ''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''\\
anyway)''
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].
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''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''\\
'''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
'''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
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--> ''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''\\
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
--> '''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
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''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''
'''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].
'''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].
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''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''
anyway)''\\
'''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
'''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].\\
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'''Crash''': ''goes in to kiss Uka Uka''
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'''Crash''': ''goes ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint goes in to kiss Uka Uka''Uka]]''
* The scene where a farmer asks Crash and Cortex to help clear out the worms infesting his land.
--> '''Farmer:''' If you rid my land of these pests, I'll give you this Power Crystal.
''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''
'''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].
--> '''Farmer:''' If you rid my land of these pests, I'll give you this Power Crystal.
''([[KickTheDog Cortex]], [[BlackComedy without hesitation]], [[JustShootHim shoots the farmer with his ray gun]] and takes the Crystal anyway)''
'''Cortex:''' ''(shrugging)'' I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't a game]].
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** After their defeat, the Evil Twins flee to a nearby building. [[spoiler:Said building happens to be Evil Crash's house. Cue Meat-o-Vision as Moritz comments on his love of roast chicken and Victor starts realizing what's going to happen to them]].
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** After their defeat, the Evil Twins flee to a nearby building. [[spoiler:Said building happens to be Evil Crash's house. Cue Meat-o-Vision as Moritz comments on his love of roast chicken and Victor [[OhCrap starts realizing realizing]] what's going to happen to them]].
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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxExwI7TkPU I'm in a safe place...]] I'm in a safe place... Ohhh-AAAH!"
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* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxExwI7TkPU I'm in a safe place...]] I'm in a safe place... Ohhh-AAAH!"Ohhh-AAAH!"
* The soundtrack is equal parts awesome and funny... particularly the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8BrU1yyDcs Worm Chase theme]], which is particularly hilarious rendition of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4 The Blue Danube Waltz]]''.
* The soundtrack is equal parts awesome and funny... particularly the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8BrU1yyDcs Worm Chase theme]], which is particularly hilarious rendition of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTYymbbEL4 The Blue Danube Waltz]]''.
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*** That's not all. [[spoiler:Every single Crash is doing the dance.... you know the one.]]
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*** That's not all. [[spoiler:Every single Crash is doing the dance.... you know the one.]]]]
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxExwI7TkPU I'm in a safe place...]] I'm in a safe place... Ohhh-AAAH!"
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxExwI7TkPU I'm in a safe place...]] I'm in a safe place... Ohhh-AAAH!"
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** Back at the Iceberg Lab, Cortex [[spoiler:attempts to kill Crash now that the Evil Twins are gone. The end result is Cortex trapped in Crash's mind with hundreds of Crashes]].
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** Back at the Iceberg Lab, Cortex [[spoiler:attempts to kill Crash now that the Evil Twins are gone. The end result is Cortex trapped in Crash's mind with hundreds of Crashes]].Crashes]].
*** That's not all. [[spoiler:Every single Crash is doing the dance.... you know the one.]]
*** That's not all. [[spoiler:Every single Crash is doing the dance.... you know the one.]]
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''The scene continues to switch between the penguin and Cortex holding a fish... until the fish is replaced with a gun, which Cortex shoots to stun the penguin. The other ones start flying upwards with jetpacks.''
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''The scene continues to switch between the penguin and Cortex holding a fish... until the fish is replaced with a gun, which Cortex shoots to stun the penguin. The other ones start flying upwards with jetpacks.''''
* Both parts of the ending.
** After their defeat, the Evil Twins flee to a nearby building. [[spoiler:Said building happens to be Evil Crash's house. Cue Meat-o-Vision as Moritz comments on his love of roast chicken and Victor starts realizing what's going to happen to them]].
** Back at the Iceberg Lab, Cortex [[spoiler:attempts to kill Crash now that the Evil Twins are gone. The end result is Cortex trapped in Crash's mind with hundreds of Crashes]].
* Both parts of the ending.
** After their defeat, the Evil Twins flee to a nearby building. [[spoiler:Said building happens to be Evil Crash's house. Cue Meat-o-Vision as Moritz comments on his love of roast chicken and Victor starts realizing what's going to happen to them]].
** Back at the Iceberg Lab, Cortex [[spoiler:attempts to kill Crash now that the Evil Twins are gone. The end result is Cortex trapped in Crash's mind with hundreds of Crashes]].
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* Right before the fight with Uka Uka:
--> '''Uka Uka''': My my, can it be? Crash and Cortex? I don't know whether to kiss you...or ''kill'' you!\\
'''Crash''': ''goes in to kiss Uka Uka''
--> '''Uka Uka''': My my, can it be? Crash and Cortex? I don't know whether to kiss you...or ''kill'' you!\\
'''Crash''': ''goes in to kiss Uka Uka''
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* One of the trailers for the game proudly announced the game has "spanking". ''(cue footage of Cortex spanking Crash)''
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* One of the trailers for the game proudly announced the game has "spanking". ''(cue footage of Cortex spanking Crash)''Crash)''
* The entire "Fish" cutscene.
--> '''Penguin''': ''(angry penguin noises)''\\
'''Cortex''': The check ''bounced?'' Are you so sure? Well, the last few years have kind of been slow... [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex Wrath of Cortex]] [[SelfDeprecation didn't do as well as we hoped]], and-\\
'''Penguin''': Grrrr...\\
'''Cortex''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Fish?]]\\
''The scene continues to switch between the penguin and Cortex holding a fish... until the fish is replaced with a gun, which Cortex shoots to stun the penguin. The other ones start flying upwards with jetpacks.''
* The entire "Fish" cutscene.
--> '''Penguin''': ''(angry penguin noises)''\\
'''Cortex''': The check ''bounced?'' Are you so sure? Well, the last few years have kind of been slow... [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex Wrath of Cortex]] [[SelfDeprecation didn't do as well as we hoped]], and-\\
'''Penguin''': Grrrr...\\
'''Cortex''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Fish?]]\\
''The scene continues to switch between the penguin and Cortex holding a fish... until the fish is replaced with a gun, which Cortex shoots to stun the penguin. The other ones start flying upwards with jetpacks.''
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* [[spoiler:[[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]]]] randomly appearing and torching the villains because they apparently took some of his gems, according to Cortex. How'd he even ''get'' there?
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* [[spoiler:[[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]]]] [[spoiler:Franchise/SpyroTheDragon]] randomly appearing and torching the villains because they apparently took some of his gems, according to Cortex. How'd he even ''get'' there?there?
** Even funnier since it implies that [[spoiler:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootPurpleRiptosRampage'' is canon]].
** Even funnier since it implies that [[spoiler:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootPurpleRiptosRampage'' is canon]].
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* The "birthday party... except the exact opposite". What sells it are Crunch standing there among all the past villains with a cake in his hands, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint looking completely bewildered]], and [[PowerUpMount Polar]] with a baseball bat in his hands and the most sinister look on his face.
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* The "birthday party... except the exact opposite". What sells it are Crunch standing there among all the past villains with a cake in his hands, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint looking completely bewildered]], and [[PowerUpMount Polar]] with a baseball bat in his hands and the most sinister look on his face.face.
* One of the trailers for the game proudly announced the game has "spanking". ''(cue footage of Cortex spanking Crash)''
* One of the trailers for the game proudly announced the game has "spanking". ''(cue footage of Cortex spanking Crash)''
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* Just the severe {{Beat}} before any of the snowboarding levels as music plays before Crash [[spoiler: kicks Cortex over the ledge.]]
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* Just the severe {{Beat}} before any of the snowboarding levels as music plays before Crash [[spoiler: kicks Cortex over the ledge.]]]]
* The "birthday party... except the exact opposite". What sells it are Crunch standing there among all the past villains with a cake in his hands, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint looking completely bewildered]], and [[PowerUpMount Polar]] with a baseball bat in his hands and the most sinister look on his face.
* The "birthday party... except the exact opposite". What sells it are Crunch standing there among all the past villains with a cake in his hands, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint looking completely bewildered]], and [[PowerUpMount Polar]] with a baseball bat in his hands and the most sinister look on his face.
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* Cortex: "How I envy the simple life of the tribal folk." ''(Papu Papu rolls his belly, impressing the on-lookers)''
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* Cortex: "How I envy the simple life of the tribal folk." ''(Papu Papu rolls his belly, impressing the on-lookers)''on-lookers)''
* Just the severe {{Beat}} before any of the snowboarding levels as music plays before Crash [[spoiler: kicks Cortex over the ledge.]]
* Just the severe {{Beat}} before any of the snowboarding levels as music plays before Crash [[spoiler: kicks Cortex over the ledge.]]
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--> '''Amberly''': I see you found work as a barber.\\
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--> '''Amberly''': I see you found work employment as a barber.\\
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'''Cortex''': ''(whiny)'' I'm an evil scientist!
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'''Cortex''': ''(whiny)'' I'm an evil scientist!scientist!
* Cortex: "How I envy the simple life of the tribal folk." ''(Papu Papu rolls his belly, impressing the on-lookers)''
* Cortex: "How I envy the simple life of the tribal folk." ''(Papu Papu rolls his belly, impressing the on-lookers)''
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* When Madame Amberly comments on Dr. Cortex's wardrobe:
--> '''Amberly''': I see you found work as a barber.\\
'''Cortex''': ''(whiny)'' I'm an evil scientist!
--> '''Amberly''': I see you found work as a barber.\\
'''Cortex''': ''(whiny)'' I'm an evil scientist!
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--> It's true! Blondes ''do'' have more fun!
--> (Coco voice) I'm okay! (Normal) The spikes broke my fall. (Despite that, he still manages to beat you to the end...)
--> (Coco voice) I'm okay! (Normal) The spikes broke my fall. (Despite that, he still manages to beat you to the end...)
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--> '''Dingodile:''' Cozy, ain't it? Rumour is you two chumps have got your mitts in some treasure, and I want a piece of that pie.
--> '''Cortex:''' ...I have no idea what you just said.
--> '''Cortex:''' ...I have no idea what you just said.
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--->'''Cortex, sliding through the building:''' Coming through! Ladies... Excuse me madam! [[GagBoobs Are those]] ''[[GagBoobs real]]''? ...'''Mother?!'''
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* The scene when Doctor Cortex's whole body (including his head) is stuck in a pipe. Normally, fart jokes are considered the lowest form of humor, but the comedic timing and his squeal make for Grade-A humor. ''"The greatest evil scientist in the world... stuck in a pipe. How can things get any worse? {farts} {anguished squeal}''
* The skunk enemy on the first level [[BreakingTheFourthWall that is sick of going back and forth for, as he puts it, "ten stinkin' years"]], and stands up sulking with his arms folded.
** Even better, he's standing in front of a small field of Nitro crates that you have to knock him into to proceed. The irony.
* "[[GroinAttack My crystals]]!"
* [[spoiler:[[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]]]] randomly appearing and torching the villains because they apparently took some of his gems, according to Cortex. How'd he even ''get'' there?
* Cortex dressed as Coco.
--> It's true! Blondes ''do'' have more fun!
--> (Coco voice) I'm okay! (Normal) The spikes broke my fall. (Despite that, he still manages to beat you to the end...)
* The introduction to the Dingodile boss fight:
--> '''Dingodile:''' Cozy, ain't it? Rumour is you two chumps have got your mitts in some treasure, and I want a piece of that pie.
--> '''Cortex:''' ...I have no idea what you just said.
* The [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Moulin Cortex]].
--->'''Cortex, sliding through the building:''' Coming through! Ladies... Excuse me madam! [[GagBoobs Are those]] ''[[GagBoobs real]]''? ...'''Mother?!'''
* Before the N. Brio boss fight:
--> '''N. Tropy''': The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go. ''(Crash is a mute as always)'' Silence!
* The skunk enemy on the first level [[BreakingTheFourthWall that is sick of going back and forth for, as he puts it, "ten stinkin' years"]], and stands up sulking with his arms folded.
** Even better, he's standing in front of a small field of Nitro crates that you have to knock him into to proceed. The irony.
* "[[GroinAttack My crystals]]!"
* [[spoiler:[[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]]]] randomly appearing and torching the villains because they apparently took some of his gems, according to Cortex. How'd he even ''get'' there?
* Cortex dressed as Coco.
--> It's true! Blondes ''do'' have more fun!
--> (Coco voice) I'm okay! (Normal) The spikes broke my fall. (Despite that, he still manages to beat you to the end...)
* The introduction to the Dingodile boss fight:
--> '''Dingodile:''' Cozy, ain't it? Rumour is you two chumps have got your mitts in some treasure, and I want a piece of that pie.
--> '''Cortex:''' ...I have no idea what you just said.
* The [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Moulin Cortex]].
--->'''Cortex, sliding through the building:''' Coming through! Ladies... Excuse me madam! [[GagBoobs Are those]] ''[[GagBoobs real]]''? ...'''Mother?!'''
* Before the N. Brio boss fight:
--> '''N. Tropy''': The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go. ''(Crash is a mute as always)'' Silence!
