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--> '''Cortex:''' (head turned on his right) N. Gin, you [[SuddenlyShouting FOOL]]!!! SHE'S TELLING HIM EVERYTHING! ([[OhCrap turns back to Crash]]) [[IsThisThingStillOn Ah yes. We're... we're, we're back now.]] Pardon the... interruption. Crash, bring me CRYSTA-

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--> '''Cortex:''' (head turned on his right) right, angrily) N. Gin, you [[SuddenlyShouting FOOL]]!!! SHE'S TELLING HIM EVERYTHING! ([[OhCrap turns back to Crash]]) Crash]], nervously) [[IsThisThingStillOn Ah yes. We're... we're, we're back now.]] Pardon the... interruption. (severe tone) Crash, bring me CRYSTA-
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--> '''Cortex:''' (head turned on his right) N. Gin, you [[SuddenlyShouting FOOL]]!!! SHE'S TELLING HIM EVERYTHING! ([[OhCrap turns back to Crash]]) [[IsThisThingStillOn Ah yes.]] We're..., we're, we're back now. Pardon the... interruption. Crash, bring me CRYSTA-

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--> '''Cortex:''' (head turned on his right) N. Gin, you [[SuddenlyShouting FOOL]]!!! SHE'S TELLING HIM EVERYTHING! ([[OhCrap turns back to Crash]]) [[IsThisThingStillOn Ah yes.]] We're..., We're... we're, we're back now. now.]] Pardon the... interruption. Crash, bring me CRYSTA-
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--> '''Cortex:''' (head turned on his right) N. Gin, you [[SuddenlyShouting FOOL]]!!! SHE'S TELLING HIM EVERYTHING! (turns back to Crash) [[IsThisThingStillOn Ah yes.]] We're..., we're, we're back now. Pardon the... interruption. Crash, bring me CRYSTA-

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--> '''Cortex:''' (head turned on his right) N. Gin, you [[SuddenlyShouting FOOL]]!!! SHE'S TELLING HIM EVERYTHING! (turns ([[OhCrap turns back to Crash) Crash]]) [[IsThisThingStillOn Ah yes.]] We're..., we're, we're back now. Pardon the... interruption. Crash, bring me CRYSTA-

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-->'''Cortex''': (''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfT0ZvftM8 lights a match stick fire]]'') Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons D'OH!]]''' (''light goes out'')

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-->'''Cortex''': --> '''Cortex''': (''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfT0ZvftM8 lights a match stick fire]]'') Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons D'OH!]]''' (''light goes out'')


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* The final Cortex dialogue, after Coco reveals his EvilPlan. His situation is so embarrassing N. Gin cut the transmission before he even finished.
--> '''Cortex:''' (head turned on his right) N. Gin, you [[SuddenlyShouting FOOL]]!!! SHE'S TELLING HIM EVERYTHING! (turns back to Crash) [[IsThisThingStillOn Ah yes.]] We're..., we're, we're back now. Pardon the... interruption. Crash, bring me CRYSTA-
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-->'''Cortex''': (''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfT0ZvftM8 lights a match stick fire]]'') Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons '''D'OH!''']] (''light goes out'')

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-->'''Cortex''': (''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfT0ZvftM8 lights a match stick fire]]'') Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons '''D'OH!''']] '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons D'OH!]]''' (''light goes out'')
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-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons '''D'OH!''']] (''light goes out'')

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-->'''Cortex''': (''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfT0ZvftM8 lights a match stick fire]]'') Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons '''D'OH!''']] (''light goes out'')
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-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') '''D'OH!''' (''light goes out'')

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-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') '''D'OH!''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons '''D'OH!''']] (''light goes out'')
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** This becomes even more hilarious when you ''do'' get a Crystal. Cortex [[OpinionFlipFlop quickly changes his tune]] and claims that he knew he could rely on you all along.

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** This becomes even more hilarious when you ''do'' get a Crystal. Cortex [[OpinionFlipFlop quickly changes his tune]] and [[BlatantLies claims that he knew he could rely on you all along.along]].
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-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') ''D'OH''! (''light goes out'')

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-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') ''D'OH''! '''D'OH!''' (''light goes out'')
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* The first boss revealing that the comedic epilogues from the 100% ending of the first game can be taken as canon, since we do in fact find that Ripper Roo has converted the space around his waterfall into a library and is much more lucid now (abrupt TNT detonations not withstanding).
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* The death animations, esp. with Polar in view. In one of them, Crash gets blown up and after a beat, his boxers fall and drape over Polar's head.

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* The death animations, esp. with Polar in view. In one of them, Crash gets blown up and after a beat, his boxers [[GoofyPrintUnderwear heart-printed boxers]] fall and drape over Polar's head.



* Speaking of Cortex, if you begin a new game, you can repeatedly leave a level without obtaining its Crytal, and it will get on his nerves. The first time, he simply chews you out and tells you to go back in. The second time, he's noticeably more frustrated and has to resort to showing you the Master Crystal again. Do it a third time, and he'll be so enraged that he [[TranquilFury cannot even yell at you anymore]], and decides to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leave you on your own]] until you finally get a Crystal.

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* Speaking of Cortex, if you begin a new game, you can repeatedly leave a level without obtaining its Crytal, Crystal, and it will get on his nerves. The first time, he simply chews you out and tells you to go back in. The second time, he's noticeably more frustrated and has to resort to showing you the Master Crystal again. Do it a third time, and he'll be so enraged that he [[TranquilFury cannot even yell at you anymore]], and decides to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leave you on your own]] until you finally get a Crystal.
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** This becomes even more hilarious when you ''do'' get a Crystal. Cortex [[OpinionFlipFlop quickly changes his tune]] and claims that he knew he could rely on you all along.
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* Speaking of Cortex, if you begin a new game, you can repeatedly leave a level without obtaining its Crytal, and it will get on his nerves. The first time, he simply chews you out and tells you to go back in. The second time, he's noticeably more frustrated and has to resort to showing you the Master Crystal again. Do it a third time, and he'll be so enraged that he [[TranquilFury cannot even yell at you anymore]], and decides to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leave you on your own]] until you finally get a Crystal.

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* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]] [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]

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* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]] [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a the second warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]


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** He also appears to be hanging by his pants from a rather large stalagmite.
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-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! (''match begins to die out'') ''D'OH''! (''light goes out'')

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-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! Crystals... of course! (''match begins to die out'') ''D'OH''! (''light goes out'')
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* The Japanese version has a secret bonus video that plays when holding Left + Circle + L1 + R1 at the Playstation logo: An extremely weird yet hilarious ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6xehD-z7Dg live-action music video]]'' set to the Japanese theme song. It has to be seen to be believed.

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* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]] [[VideogameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]

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* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]] [[VideogameCrueltyPotential [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]



-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! (''match begins to die out'') ''D'OH''! (''light goes out'')

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-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! (''match begins to die out'') ''D'OH''! (''light goes out'')out'')
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* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]] [[VideogameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]

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* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]] [[VideogameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]]]
* In the opening cutscene, Cortex falls screaming from his battle with Crash. He discovers a cavern full of crystals, and maniacally laughs... only for his match to go out, leaving him in the dark. He really just can't win.
-->'''Cortex''': Muwahahahaa! (''match begins to die out'') ''D'OH''! (''light goes out'')
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* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]][[VideogameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]

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* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]][[VideogameCrueltyPotential head]] [[VideogameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]
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* Speaking of Polar, the humorous AsideGlance Crash gives right before he pounces on Polar and goes for a ride.

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* Speaking of Polar, the humorous AsideGlance Crash gives right before he pounces on Polar and goes for a ride.ride.
* In a moment of BlackComedy, [[KickTheDog jumping on Polar's head]][[VideogameCrueltyPotential multiple times in a warp room]] will give you ten lives. [[HilariousInHindsight And perhaps that's why Polar is in the group of enemies in the "birthday party" scene of Twinsanity.]]
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* The death animations, esp. with Polar in view. In one of them, Crash gets blown up and after a beat, his boxers fall and drape over Polar's head.
* Speaking of Polar, the humorous AsideGlance Crash gives right before he pounces on Polar and goes for a ride.

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