History Funny / CounterMonkey

* [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/11/06/counter-monkey-vampire-spoonys-jyhad/#disqus_thread Vampire - Spoony's Jyhad.]] His ultimate revenge is mainly a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but also hilarious.

** The recounting of "The Greatest Swordsman in the World". A single boast by Tandem the Spoony pisses off the wrong guy, a dedicated sword specialist, who felt his honour was sullied. He challenges Tandem to a duel to first blood - he botches, losing his sword, as Tandem gets a crit. He concedes, but follows Tandem around, asserting his boast around powerful fighters in hopes to get him killed. However, he wins every battle, even managing through luck and guile to defeat a gigantic, tree-wielding gladiator by crippling his primary arm and finishing him off with DeathByAThousandCuts. The gobsmacked specialist never bothered him again. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

** "Yeah, I compared TabletopGame/DarkSun to Film/MadMax. Still can't get [[RunningGag beyond Thunderdome]]".

** Related to the above, apparently the book ''does'' discuss bestiality and necrophilia. At least, if [[EveryoneHasStandards it amounts to]] [[NoJustNoReaction rolling one's eyes and going]] [[{{Squick}} "Ugh!"]]

* In "Shadowrun: The Code", he is pissed with the players derailing his game so badly after the hard work he put into giving them a cool adventure, not to mention their slaughter of nine security guards and janitors, that when they enter the sewers he tells them that [[spoiler:the [[CyberneticsEatYourSoul Cyber]] [[AxCrazy Psycho]] [[GodzillaThreshold Squad]] is waiting for them. "Their assholes [[YouKeepUsingThatWord dilate]] so tight they could crush coal into diamonds...not all of them are gonna die. [[FalseReassurance Just most of them]]. And that's the point. That's [[TitleDrop The Code]]."

* In "Shadowrun: The Code", he is pissed with the players derailing his game so badly after the hard work he put into giving them a cool adventure, not to mention their slaughter of nine security guards and janitors, that when they enter the sewers he tells them that [[spoiler:the [[PsychoForHire Cyber Psycho Squad]]]] is waiting for them. "Their assholes [[YouKeepUsingThatWord dilate]] so tight they could crush coal into diamonds...not all of them are gonna die. [[FalseReassurance Just most of them]]. And that's the point. That's [[TitleDrop The Code]]."

** If you're watching it for the first time, it's also hilarious when you realize partway through that [[spoiler]]he's narrating the plot from Army of Darkness[[/spoiler]]

** If you're watching it for the first time, it's also hilarious when you realize partway through that [spoiler]he's narrating the plot from Army of Darkness[/spoiler]

* At the beginning, they get their mission from the mayor and are cued to leave, there is a silence until [[MarzGurl Maleuseu]] says "I am no longer in that building" and asks if anyone will leave with her.

** The entire bit about Colossal Gay Al, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext who for some reason is a humongous Allosaurus]] with CampGay traits through the roof, and Spoony's increasing disbelief as he reads the description.

*** And then, on the next rll, Linkara actually does rll a One! Spoony does question on how Mta the Game is?

** In the intermission, Big Mike recounts how another DM was angry at him; Spoony, Roo, Dodd, and Linkara all chose distinct character classes and Big Mike assinged them unique skills. Meanwhile, in a different game the other DM was around for; the party was [[CripplingOverspecialization comprised only of fighters]], decided to fight [[LeeroyJenkins two Gorgons when underleveled and without splitting them up]], with the last action in that game before the [=ConBravo=] campaign started was one Gorgon [[GrievousHarmWithABody using one of the players as a club to whack the others]].

** The moment when Big Mike's campain started coming completely undone: In the middle of the [[BigBad black dragon]]'s speech to its minions...

** Talking about how his current campaign has a sentient wand who used to a wizard named William, or Willy for short. And the FreudianSlipperySlope at the end where Spoony tries and fails to talk about Willy without it sounding dirty.

** At the start of the vid he's reading the flavor text on the back of the book which narrates the famous Undertaker vs Yokozuka casket match. When he reads "Yokozuka attacked without warning", he pauses to question how someone like Yokozuka is supposed to "sneak up" on someone. "He's a five-hundred-and-seven-thousand-pound..."

** When the party releases the missing alchemists, Big Mike says that one of them comes up to the group, with a mane of wild white hair looking bug-eyed. Spoony calls out "[[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Marty! You've gotta come back with me! Its your kids!]]", and Big Mike admits that this is exactly the joke he was making, and Spoony's impression is better.

--> '''Spoony:''' So Bards, usually, can out-bench a ''Paladin''. ... Just remember that. You know, hey, "Stern Brightblade"? Don't go [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] with me. I can squat more than you, alright?

* In "Shadowrun: The Code", he is pissed with the players derailing his game so badly after the hard work he put into giving them a cool adventure, not to mention their slaughter of nine security guards and janitors, that when they enter the sewers he tells them that [[spoiler:the [[PsychoForHire Cyber Psycho Squad]]]] is waiting for them. "Their assholes dilate so tight they could crush coal into diamonds...not all of them are gonna die. [[FalseReassurance Just most of them]]. And that's the point. That's [[TitleDrop The Code]]."

*** "This dog... [[{{Ripper}} Is un-fucking-believable]]!

** Getting killed by their Barbarian who had gone berserk, at which point the party immediately starts rolling to see who gets the elephant.

* From [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/08/26/conbravo-2012-d20-live/ ConBravo 2012 - D20 Live]]:

* [[http://blip.tv/the-spoony-experiment/conbravo-2012-d20-live-part-2-6322544 [=ConBravo=] Part 2]]:

* He compares Bards in AD&D to the [[{{Dune}} Kwisatz Haderach]], which is not all that inaccurate, given the high stats required for entry into the class.

** Speculating that [[CallBack Hintsy David]], creator of the Manure Golem, was a Blue Mage.