History Funny / ConnectingTheDots

--> '''Gai:''' ''Ah-ha! And who are you, my youthful friend?''
--> '''The Creeper:''' ''They call me the yellow-skinned wacky man! But I prefer the Creeper.''
--> '''Gai:''' ''You are well met, friend Creeper!''

-->''"Bruce, it's still just an arm. And according to you, a pretty normal arm. Why are you stressing out about..."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"Why do you want ''me'' to stress out about it?"''

--->'''The Question:''' ''What is NASA doing with those shoelaces? And why are the Girl Scouts suddenly adding 'new organic ingredients' to their cookies?''

-->''"Duuuude! ...is that... I mean, you're not... the REAL Batman?"''
-->''The Real Batman frowned at the strange green boy crouched against the opposite wall.''

* ''"Bats, you're paranoid," replied Flash, shooting the crimefighter a smirk. "You never think ANYONE is dead." A shrug. "They never are."''
** ''Superman continued, "I suppose an 'I'm sorry' doesn't quite cover my beating you to an inch of your life, but if you..." "It's okay." Naruto interrupted, hoping to get past the issue already. "You'd be surprised how often that sort of thing happens."''

** ''Superman looked around, at the long trench in the pavement, the burst fire hydrant at the end of it, the decapitated car (leaking oil), the bent lamp post, the crook with the concussion, the OTHER one with several cracked ribs and some internal bleeding, and the terrified people standing around watching it all. He sighed and rubbed his eyes. "Naruto." He said. "Let's talk about control."''
*** ''[[EveryCarIsAPinto The car exploded]].''

--> '''Batman:''' ''No, no. I mean, isn't that Question's city? Why didn't you call him in on it?''
--> '''Hawkgirl:''' ''He must be off on one of his conspiracy trails. Wouldn't want us 'tracing' him, I suppose. I hate to think of what he's doing right now.''
--> [[GilliganCut Cut to Kiba, stripped of his pants and tied to a chair.]]
--> '''Kiba:''' ''Dude, you're some kind of crazy!''
--> '''The Question:''' ''Tell me what you know!''

-->'''The Question:''' ''What is NASA doing with those shoelaces? And why are the Girl Scouts suddenly adding 'new organic ingredients' to their cookies?''

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-->"'''Your duplicity is so unbounded, mortal, that I cannot discern whether you seek to manipulate me into removing my avatar, or, by reverse psychology, into removing my pawns.'''"
-->"So much for unbounded wisdom," yawned Shikamaru

** ''Superman looked around, at the long trench in the pavement, the burst fire hydrant at the end of it, the decapitated car (leaking oil), the bent lamp post, the crook with the concussion, the OTHER one with several cracked ribs and some internal bleeding, and the terrified people standing around watching it all. He sighed and rubbed his eyes. "Naruto." He said. "[[WorldOfCardboardSpeech Let's talk about control]]."''

* When Naruto manages to get into a fight with [[spoiler:DOOMSDAY]].

-->"So much for unbounded wisdom," yawned [[spoiler:Shikamaru]]

* Sai thinking everything is a genjutsu killed this troper.

--> 'Strengths. THink Strengths, Naruto, not Aptitudes. Aptitude is an element classification. Superman told you about Strengths and weaknesses. That's all any battle is, the correct match-up of those two.\\

Maybe it'd be better to start with his strengths.'

* Naruto wants to talk to Hinata after a certain incident, only to have her avoid him with great success for over a week. He has to activate Sage mode to corner her, and comments it's almost like she's been practising how to hide from him her whole life...

->"So much for unbounded wisdom," yawned [[spoiler:Shikamaru]]

** The two then go on to explain to Lee how the weights impair his kicks, as he's grown so used to them that when he fights without, muscle memory means he acts as though they're still there, subtly throwing him off. Lee understands what they mean, and declares he will train three times as hard....only to realize that ''training is the problem.'' The poor boy is almost [[HeroicBSOD reduced to tears]] before Batman reframes the issue so Lee can wrap his brain around it.

->"'''Your duplicity is so unbounded, mortal, that I cannot discern whether you seek to manipulate me into removing my avatar, or, by reverse psychology, into removing my pawns.'''"