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* During the final battle with the gorillas, Karen brings in a laser powered by the crystals:
-->'''Munro Kelly:''' What the hell is that?\\
'''Karen Ross:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext The latest thing in communication!]]
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* It's somewhat assuming the way the {{Killer Gorilla}}s fall into the lava.
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** The pair of Mizumu were already hiding in the background during the whole thing.
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'''Peter:''' Yes, yes. Very ugly woman.

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'''Peter:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Yes, yes. Very ugly woman.]]



-->'''Peter:''' You upset her.\\

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-->'''Peter:''' You ''You'' upset her.\\

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-->'''Captain Wanta:''' ''Have some coffee and cake.'' (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) '' '''Have some!''' ''\\

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-->'''Captain Wanta:''' ''Have some coffee and cake.'' (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) offer, he adopts a more cross tone) '' '''Have some!''' ''\\


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'''Homolka:''' (Gingerly puts the cake down, all the while he spits out the bit of cake he was already chewing on)\\
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** It's too [[{{Irony}} ironic]] that Kafka wrote a story about this very scenario: our hero being detained for the crime of committing no crime.
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'''Eddie Ventro:''' Hyia, fellas! \\

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'''Eddie Ventro:''' Hyia, Hiya, fellas! \\
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-->'''Richard:''' So, what's your name again?
-->'''Claude:''' Claude.
-->'''Richard:''' Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?
-->'''Claude:''' Mombasa.
-->'''Richard:''' Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa.
-->'''Claude:''' Have you ever been to Mombasa?
-->'''Richard:''' Um, no.
-->'''Claude:''' Then what do you know about it?
-->''(Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.)''
-->'''Richard:''' I wanna go home!

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-->'''Richard:''' So, what's your name again?
-->'''Claude:''' Claude.
-->'''Richard:'''
again?\\
'''Claude:''' Claude.\\
'''Richard:'''
Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?
-->'''Claude:''' Mombasa.
-->'''Richard:'''
again?\\
'''Claude:''' Mombasa.\\
'''Richard:'''
Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa.
-->'''Claude:'''
Mombasa.\\
'''Claude:'''
Have you ever been to Mombasa?
-->'''Richard:'''
Mombasa?\\
'''Richard:'''
Um, no.
-->'''Claude:'''
no.\\
'''Claude:'''
Then what do you know about it?
-->''(Claude
it?\\
''(Claude
puts out his cigarette and walks away.)''
-->'''Richard:'''
)''\\
'''Richard:'''
I wanna go home!



(two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - ''twenty grand'' - are placed before him. {{Beat}}.)\\

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(two bundles [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currency_strap mustard-strapped]] stacks of hundred-dollar bills - US currency -- ''twenty grand'' - -- are placed before him. {{Beat}}.)\\



(Three ''more'' bundles)\\

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(Three ''more'' bundles)\\stacks)\\



--> ''A group of armed and apparently agitated soldiers runs past their cart on the airport tarmac''
--> '''Eddie Ventro:''' Hyia, fellas!
--> '''Karen Ross:''' Who are they?
--> '''Eddie Ventro:''' Fucked if I know, and it don't pay to ask. We're on our third government in two years.
--> ''And later...''
--> ''Eddie steps out of a DC-3 with a bandage on his forehead''
--> '''Munro Kelly:''' Eddie! What happened to your head?
--> '''Eddie Ventro:''' Customs agent hit me in the head with a can of peanut oil for stamping visas! I'm telling you, I'm never going back to that country; they have ''permanently'' wigged out.

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--> ''A group of armed and apparently agitated soldiers runs past their cart on the airport tarmac''
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tarmac''\\
'''Eddie Ventro:''' Hyia, fellas!
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fellas! \\
'''Karen Ross:''' Who are they?
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they? \\
'''Eddie Ventro:''' Fucked if I know, and it don't pay to ask. We're on our third government in two years.
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years.\\
''And later...''
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''\\
''Eddie steps out of a DC-3 with a bandage on his forehead''
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forehead''\\
'''Munro Kelly:''' Eddie! What happened to your head?
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head?\\
'''Eddie Ventro:''' Customs agent hit me in the head with a can of peanut oil for stamping visas! I'm telling you, I'm never going back to that country; they have ''permanently'' wigged out.
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''And later...''

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--> ''And later...''
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** In fact, pretty much everything Eddie Ventro has to say, but these two gems in particular:
--> ''A group of armed and apparently agitated soldiers runs past their cart on the airport tarmac''
--> '''Eddie Ventro:''' Hyia, fellas!
--> '''Karen Ross:''' Who are they?
--> '''Eddie Ventro:''' Fucked if I know, and it don't pay to ask. We're on our third government in two years.
''And later...''
--> ''Eddie steps out of a DC-3 with a bandage on his forehead''
--> '''Munro Kelly:''' Eddie! What happened to your head?
--> '''Eddie Ventro:''' Customs agent hit me in the head with a can of peanut oil for stamping visas! I'm telling you, I'm never going back to that country; they have ''permanently'' wigged out.
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** Karen's incredulous reaction to Peter mixing Amy a martini to calm her nerves while on the plane.
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** After Munro gives Peter his cigar to burn it off, he hands it back to Munro. Who immediately throws it to the ground.
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(two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - ''twenty grand'' - are placed before him. {{Beat}})\\

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(two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - ''twenty grand'' - are placed before him. {{Beat}})\\{{Beat}}.)\\
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'''Captain Wanta:''' More.\\

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'''Captain Wanta:''' More.\\''More.''\\

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* Delroy Lindo's [[OneSceneWonder One Scene]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWGouymBxk#t=00m23s ALL OF IT.]]
-->'''Captain Wanta:''' Have some coffee and cake. (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) HAVE SOME!
-->'''Captain Wanta:''' (two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - ''twenty grand'' - are placed before him. {{Beat}} ) ''More.'' (Three '''more''' bundles)
-->'''Captain Wanta:''' Mister Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. ( {{Beat}} ) STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
-->'''Captain Wanta:''' (puts money in paper bag) So, I'll put this away. (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking!

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* Delroy Lindo's [[OneSceneWonder One Scene]]. [[http://www.'''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWGouymBxk#t=00m23s ALL OF IT.]]
]]'''''
-->'''Captain Wanta:''' Have ''Have some coffee and cake. cake.'' (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) HAVE SOME!
-->'''Captain Wanta:'''
'' '''Have some!''' ''\\
(two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - ''twenty grand'' - are placed before him. {{Beat}} ) ''More.'' (Three '''more''' bundles)
-->'''Captain
{{Beat}})\\
'''Captain
Wanta:''' Mister More.\\
(Three ''more'' bundles)\\
'''Captain Wanta:''' ''Mister
Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. ( {{Beat}} ) STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
-->'''Captain
cake.'' ({{Beat}}) '' '''Stop! Eating my sesame cake!''' ''\\
'''Captain
Wanta:''' (puts money in paper bag) So, ''So, I'll put this away. away.'' (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking!''Don't-want-no-body-peeking!''
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-->'''Munro:''' It's your leech. ''You'' take it off.
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* Eddie Ventro asks whether or not Amy is for sale. Homolka asks how much she'd go for, to Peter's indignation. "I'm just curious!"
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-->'''Richard:''' ''This is pure [[FranzKafka Kafka]]...''

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-->'''Richard:''' ''This is pure [[FranzKafka [[Creator/FranzKafka Kafka]]...''

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--->''Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.''

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--->''Claude -->''(Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.'')''


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-->'''Peter:''' You upset her.\\
'''Karen:''' What did ''I'' do?!
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* Peter and Amy talking about Dr. Karen Ross who's [[ImStandingRightHere sitting across from them]].
-->'''Amy:''' Ugly. Woman.\\
'''Peter:''' Yes, yes. Very ugly woman.
** Peter gave Amy an egg to eat, only for her to throw it at Karen.

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