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Funny: Congo

  • Peter wakes up to find a leech attached to his penis.
    Munro: It's your leech. You take it off.
  • Richard's conversation with an African porter.
    Richard: So, what's your name again?
    Claude: Claude.
    Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?
    Claude: Mombasa.
    Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa.
    Claude: Have you ever been to Mombasa?
    Richard: Um, no.
    Claude: Then what do you know about it?
    (Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.)
    Richard: I wanna go home!
  • The detention scene.
    Richard: This is pure Kafka...
  • Delroy Lindo's One Scene. ALL OF IT.
    Captain Wanta: Have some coffee and cake. (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) HAVE SOME!
    Captain Wanta: (two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - twenty grand - are placed before him. Beat ) More. (Three more bundles)
    Captain Wanta: Mister Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. ( Beat ) STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
    Captain Wanta: (puts money in paper bag) So, I'll put this away. (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking!
  • Peter and Amy talking about Dr. Karen Ross who's sitting across from them.
    Amy: Ugly. Woman.
    Peter: Yes, yes. Very ugly woman.
    • Peter gave Amy an egg to eat, only for her to throw it at Karen.
    Peter: You upset her.
    Karen: What did I do?!
  • Eddie Ventro asks whether or not Amy is for sale. Homolka asks how much she'd go for, to Peter's indignation. "I'm just curious!"

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