History Funny / ColdCase

* The deadpan look on Vera's face in "Metamorphosis" when he has to adjust the camera from its normal angle to take mugshots of a BigGuyLittleGuy duo.

* "Andy in C Minor" gives us DisabledSnarker Andy, who can be a sassy comedian in the flashbacks at his school for the Deaf.

* In "Devil Music", Jeffries has a heart-to-heart talk with Scotty, who's frustrated over being tipped off to Internal Affairs and is taking it out on the other detectives, the two fake an argument to hide the nature of their conversation.

* "Andy in C Minor" gives us Andy, who can be a sassy comedian in the flashbacks.

* An old man in "World's End" calling Creator/OrsonWelles a son of a bitch.

* In "Blood on the Track", Lt. Stillman calls Kat into his office as if he's ready to reprimand her, as it turns out he simply asks her to open his grandson's juice box.
* When Hillary gets shocked when she sees her boyfriend Huck with another girl in "The Good-Bye Room", her friend Karen asks if her water broke.
** Hillary and two other girls singing "Where Did Our Love Go?" by the Supremes right beforehand.

** The detectives bet on who's the murderer: Lilly on the play director, Jefferies on music director and Scotty and Vera on two separate cast members. Jefferies is correct.

* In "Devil Music", Jefferies has a heart-to-heart talk with Scotty, who's frustrated over being tipped off to Internal Affairs and is taking it out on the other detectives, the two fake an argument to hide the nature of their conversation.

* "No Drugs Today" from the episode "Glued": Scotty, Will and Nick sitting on a street corner in lawn chairs, munching on burgers and flashing their badges at every car that drives by looking for their regular drug dealers. At the end of the night, they're standing around a burn barrel and Nick's wishing for marshmallows.
** One of the prostitutes who usually hangs around that corner goes into a hissy fit, and the [[BatmanGambit detectives reflect on how her belly-aching will eventually smoke out the guy they're looking for]].

--> '''Latrell:''' Where'd all your hair go?
--> '''Stillman:''' Same place as your teeth.
* In "Boy in the Box," we learn that Stillman doesn't know how to use the computer very well. After clicking a couple of times he asked Lily if it is on.

* The one bright spot in the otherwise very dark episode "The Letter" is how they bluff the killer, an elderly recluse, into confessing by claiming they have a ridiculous-sounding DNA analysis device that can produce fantastic results in seconds. The guy, having probably not left his house in fifty years, believes them and gives himself up. Although, given that he also created ''{{Series/CSI}}'', [[HollywoodScience this may actually be how Jerry Bruckheimer believes DNA evidence works]].

* Most of the HamToHamCombat in the flashback scenes in "Creature of the Night".

* Usually, when we switch between a suspect present-self and younger-self, it's often [[PlayedForDrama sobering or dramatic]]. But in "Family", it's PlayedForLaughs at least once. The way it's delivered, it sounds more like a teenage girl's typical cellphone conversation.

* The detectives bet on who's the murderer in "Wilkommen": Lily on the play director, Jefferies on music director and Scotty and Vera on two separate cast members. Jefferies is correct.

** Later in said episode Nick interrogates Andy's roommate [[spoiler: who is later confirmed to be Andy's killer]], the perp types on his phone "Your sign language sucks."

* The discovery that the VictimOfTheWeek turns out to be transgender causes quite a reaction for the team.

--> '''Tiffany''': [[KnewItAllAlong I knew it!]] ''(lights a cigarette)'' God, what a ''bitch!''