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-->'''Steve Ploznik:''' And what's it like [[BlackComedyRape getting raped]] [[NoodleIncident by a white tiger]]?\\
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-->'''Larrity:''' Listen up, people. This is lady doctor DO-reen Masterson. She's here so we can show her that we're alright in the head.\\
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-->'''Dave:''' "Two turds hugging, no, fighting, no, just arguing, wait, no, they're definitely having sex, but it's ''angry'' sex."\\
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--> '''Dave:''' [[OhCrap Yeah, we got to stop that truck before it drops all those games off]].
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-->'''Benny:''' ''[Farts in a programmer's face.]'' "That's what I think of your stupid game."\\
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** Then there is Dave's explanation for why he did ''not'' see the movie before they developed the game and trying to legitimize having done the right thing with what he really did. All his excuses get him is a [[RedEyesTakeWarning red-eyed]] DeathGlare from Mary, Todd, Dean, and Jerry, and Dave quickly plays his KnowWhenToFoldEm card, gives up, and decides to use Larrity's car to catch up to the delivery truck.
--> '''Dave:''' [[OhCrap Yeah, we got to stop that truck before it drops all those games off]].
--> '''Dave:''' [[OhCrap Yeah, we got to stop that truck before it drops all those games off]].
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No-go! I got my eye on you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"
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No-go! I got my eye on you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"bitch!]]"
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--->'''Todd:''' I'll just bide my time... with a little "Cock Goblin". I... [[DelayedReaction [[LateToThePunchline *gags* DAMN IT! THAT'S DISGUSTING!]]
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--->'''Todd:''' I'll just bide my time... with a little "Cock Goblin". I... [[Delayed Reaction [[DelayedReaction *gags* DAMN IT! THAT'S DISGUSTING!]]
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** The entire episode is laden with DoubleEntendre the moment Todd pitches his Cock Goblin game idea, and everyone "supports" him to milk the countless innuendos that go with it.
--->'''Todd:''' While I do love "Goblin Cock", I have a strong predelition to "Cock Goblin". It is my vision the way I made it.
*** Though none the wiser, Todd finally realizes the connections at the very end, though he was reminded earlier that he was mocked.
--->'''Todd:''' I'll just bide my time... with a little "Cock Goblin". I... [[Delayed Reaction *gags* DAMN IT! THAT'S DISGUSTING!]]
--->'''Todd:''' While I do love "Goblin Cock", I have a strong predelition to "Cock Goblin". It is my vision the way I made it.
*** Though none the wiser, Todd finally realizes the connections at the very end, though he was reminded earlier that he was mocked.
--->'''Todd:''' I'll just bide my time... with a little "Cock Goblin". I... [[Delayed Reaction *gags* DAMN IT! THAT'S DISGUSTING!]]
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-->'''Larrity:''' Listen up, people. This is lady doctor DO-reen Masterson. She's here so we can show her that we're alright in the head. 'Cause if we don't, we're what they call "uninsurable", and we all gonna "lose our jobs". So please, "give her your respect", and don't "call her a dog-faced fraud" to her face.\\
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-->'''Larrity:''' Listen up, people. This is lady doctor DO-reen Masterson. She's here so we can show her that we're alright in the head. \\
'''Sidebar:''' [[DeadpanSnarker GOOD LUCK WITH THAT]]\\
'''Larrity:''' 'Cause if we don't, we're what they call"uninsurable", "[[AirQuotes uninsurable]]", and we all gonna "lose our jobs". So please, "give her your respect", and don't "call her a dog-faced fraud" to her face.\\
'''Sidebar:''' [[DeadpanSnarker GOOD LUCK WITH THAT]]\\
'''Larrity:''' 'Cause if we don't, we're what they call
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** Dave gets a quality moment in himself during his InkblotTest, the way [[TheStoner only]] [[CloudCuckoolander Dave]] [[{{Jerkass}} can]],
-->'''Dave:''' "Two turds hugging, no, fighting, no, just arguing, wait, no, they're definitely having sex, but it's ''angry'' sex."\\
'''Dave:''' "Oh, that's easy: penis in a blender, or a turtle driving a pickup truck. Dealer's choice."\\
'''Dave:''' "Oh, that's easy, it's a reggae band of ants, and bad news: the drummer, he sucks."\\
'''Dave:''' "Hmm... Ooh, the two of us having dinner tonight. No, wait, having sex, and then you buy ''me'' dinner, and let me eat it off your ass."\\
'''Dr. Masterson:''' "''Absolutely not''."\\
'''Dave:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I thought there were no wrong answers!]]"
-->'''Dave:''' "Two turds hugging, no, fighting, no, just arguing, wait, no, they're definitely having sex, but it's ''angry'' sex."\\
'''Dave:''' "Oh, that's easy: penis in a blender, or a turtle driving a pickup truck. Dealer's choice."\\
'''Dave:''' "Oh, that's easy, it's a reggae band of ants, and bad news: the drummer, he sucks."\\
'''Dave:''' "Hmm... Ooh, the two of us having dinner tonight. No, wait, having sex, and then you buy ''me'' dinner, and let me eat it off your ass."\\
'''Dr. Masterson:''' "''Absolutely not''."\\
'''Dave:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I thought there were no wrong answers!]]"
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** The whole "Magnum PI" parody with Dave that inexplicably happens.happens.
** The entire scene Benny spends as a "guest" of Protendo, reviewing their latest games:
-->'''Benny:''' ''[Farts in a programmer's face.]'' "That's what I think of your stupid game."\\
''[Farts in another man's face.]'' "And that's what I think of your sucky-sucky game!"\\
''[To a third man]'' "Your game ''[[InsultToRocks isn't even worthy of being farted on!]]'' It's the worst game I ever seen! But, I going to make you a deal."\\
''[Benny vomits all over the third man's game.]''\\
No-go! I got my eye on you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"
** The entire scene Benny spends as a "guest" of Protendo, reviewing their latest games:
-->'''Benny:''' ''[Farts in a programmer's face.]'' "That's what I think of your stupid game."\\
''[Farts in another man's face.]'' "And that's what I think of your sucky-sucky game!"\\
''[To a third man]'' "Your game ''[[InsultToRocks isn't even worthy of being farted on!]]'' It's the worst game I ever seen! But, I going to make you a deal."\\
''[Benny vomits all over the third man's game.]''\\
No-go! I got my eye on you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"
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* In "The Woz", one of Dave's tactics is to microwave a turd, which then explodes all over him, Woz and the investors. At the start of the ep, he cuts open a dead donkey to sleep inside it like a Tauntaun. Larrity declaring war on bats, Dave commenting on how turtles give you syphilis (and ''not'' a Mexican whore), Larrity doing a money sex doll, etc. It ''really'' establishes the tone of the show.
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* In "The Woz", one of Dave's tactics is to microwave a turd, which then explodes all over him, Woz and the investors. At the start of the ep, he cuts open a dead donkey to sleep inside it like a Tauntaun. Then there's Larrity declaring war on bats, Dave commenting on how turtles give you syphilis (and ''not'' a Mexican whore), Larrity talking about doing a money sex doll, etc. It ''really'' establishes the tone of the show.
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* In IPO, "IPO", when an evaluator comes to take note of the company's progress:
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* The reactions to how awful the "E.T." video game is (Benny is traumatized, a kid with cancer dies in the hospital, a little kid version of Todd snarks that the game should be called "V.D.," and a boy rants that the game killed his baby sister and caused his parents to divorce)
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* The reactions to how awful the "E.T." video game is (Benny ([[SuckinessIsPainful Benny is traumatized, a kid with cancer dies in the hospital, a little kid version of Todd snarks that the game should be called "V.D.," and a boy rants that the game killed his baby sister and caused his parents to divorce)divorce]]).
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** The fact that the Protendo receptionist has Mr. Larrity marked for an "APPOINTMENT WITH DEATH".DEATH" (apparently he called ahead).
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* In "The Woz", one of Dave's tactics is to microwave a turd, which then explodes all over him, Woz and the investors. At the start of the ep, he cuts open a dead donkey to sleep inside it like a Tauntaun. Larrity declaring war on bats, Dave commenting on how turtles give you syphilis (and ''not'' a Mexican whore), Larrity doing a money sex doll, etc. It ''really'' establishes the tone of the show.
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** Todd going crazy as the "Cock Goblin" and chasing Dr. Masterson around the offices, before it all ends in the break room when he impales himself with his own spear. "Curse this cheap contraption! I knew I should've ordered from Captain O!"
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** Todd going crazy as the "Cock Goblin" and chasing Dr. Masterson around the offices, office, before it all ends in the break room when he impales himself with his own spear. "Curse this cheap contraption! I knew I should've ordered from Captain O!"
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* The reactions to how awful the "E.T." video game is (Benny is traumatized, a kid with cancer dies in the hospital, a little kid version of Todd snarks that the game should be called "V.D.," and a boy rants that the game killed his baby sister and caused his parents to divorce).
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* The reactions to how awful the "E.T." video game is (Benny is traumatized, a kid with cancer dies in the hospital, a little kid version of Todd snarks that the game should be called "V.D.," and a boy rants that the game killed his baby sister and caused his parents to divorce).divorce)
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* "The Takeover" is filled with laughs, from Larrity thinking that everything in America is going to be bought by Japan "Within the next 6 or 7 weeks", Todd's futile attempts at speaking Japanese, the whole "Larrity Harbor" rant, Larrity's Mutant Repellent, Dave's plan to scare off the investors (first by releasing pigs (he admits he "may have gotten my J's confused- explain to me the difference between the Jews and the Japanese?", then by dressing as Godzilla, with Clarence as Mothra), etc.
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-->'''Larrity''': We're being attacked by black people! No wait, they're ninjas!ninjas!
** Larrity bringing Harrison Ford along on their journey, because he confuses his work as Indiana Jones with actually finding things, despite Ford's protests.
** The fact that the Protendo receptionist has Mr. Larrity marked for an "APPOINTMENT WITH DEATH".
** Todd having "three-many" heart attacks on his way to the roof.
** Dean accidentally believing Black Steve killed everyone and offering to help burn the bodies.
** The whole "Magnum PI" parody with Dave that inexplicably happens.
** Larrity bringing Harrison Ford along on their journey, because he confuses his work as Indiana Jones with actually finding things, despite Ford's protests.
** The fact that the Protendo receptionist has Mr. Larrity marked for an "APPOINTMENT WITH DEATH".
** Todd having "three-many" heart attacks on his way to the roof.
** Dean accidentally believing Black Steve killed everyone and offering to help burn the bodies.
** The whole "Magnum PI" parody with Dave that inexplicably happens.
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** Todd going crazy as the "Cock Goblin" and chasing Dr. Masterson around the offices, before it all ends in the break room when he impales himself with his own spear. "Curse this cheap contraption! I knew I should've ordered from Captain O!"
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** The music video at the end of the episode.
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** The music video at the end of the episode.episode.
* From "The Revenge of Matsui":
-->'''Larrity''': We're being attacked by black people! No wait, they're ninjas!
* From "The Revenge of Matsui":
-->'''Larrity''': We're being attacked by black people! No wait, they're ninjas!
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-->'''Steve Ploznik:''' And what's it like [[BlackComedyRape getting raped by a white tiger]]?\\
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-->'''Steve Ploznik:''' And what's it like [[BlackComedyRape getting raped raped]] [[NoodleIncident by a white tiger]]?\\
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-->'''Steve Plozniak:''' Ploznik:''' And what's it like [[BlackComedyRape getting raped by a white tiger]]?\\
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''[AltText reads "Thank you"]''
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''[AltText reads "Thank you"]''you"]''
*The reactions to how awful the "E.T." video game is (Benny is traumatized, a kid with cancer dies in the hospital, a little kid version of Todd snarks that the game should be called "V.D.," and a boy rants that the game killed his baby sister and caused his parents to divorce).
**The music video at the end of the episode.
*The reactions to how awful the "E.T." video game is (Benny is traumatized, a kid with cancer dies in the hospital, a little kid version of Todd snarks that the game should be called "V.D.," and a boy rants that the game killed his baby sister and caused his parents to divorce).
**The music video at the end of the episode.
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* Dave humping the machine to get a free chocolate bar, then convincing Jerry to help "tag team the machine [to] see what happens."
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* Dave humping the machine to get a free chocolate bar, then convincing Jerry to help "tag team the machine [to] see what happens."
--> '''Dave''': Ugh, ugh, ugh, take it candy machine! Voilà, my chocolate loin-stick!
--> '''Dave''': Ugh, ugh, ugh, take it candy machine! Voilà, my chocolate loin-stick!
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--> "Hey, everybody! I got a hundred percent on my test!"]]\\test!"\\
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* Many of [[PointyHairedBoss Mr. Larrity]]'s [[ComedicSociopathy actions and/or dialogue]].
--> '''Shrink''': Let's try some word association: Cat.\\
'''Larrity''': That's an easy one: ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.\\
'''Shrink''': Dolphins.\\
--> '''Shrink''': Let's try some word association: Cat.\\
'''Larrity''': That's an easy one: ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.\\
'''Shrink''': Dolphins.\\
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* Many The episode "Psychological Problems" is a giant CMOF in and of [[PointyHairedBoss itself, but Mr. Larrity]]'s [[ComedicSociopathy actions and/or dialogue]].
--> '''Shrink''': Let's try some word association: Cat.Larrity is especially at the top of his game. Some of his more memorable moments:
** While discussing insurance liabilities:
-->'''Steve Plozniak:''' And what's it like [[BlackComedyRape getting raped by a white tiger]]?\\
'''Larrity:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Same as gettin' raped by a striped one, ya racist!]]\\
'''Sidebar:''' HE'S RIGHT, TRUST ME
** Larrity introducing their psych evaluator, Dr. Masterson:
-->'''Larrity:''' Listen up, people. This is lady doctor DO-reen Masterson. She's here so we can show her that we're alright in the head. 'Cause if we don't, we're what they call "uninsurable", and we all gonna "lose our jobs". So please, "give her your respect", and don't "call her a dog-faced fraud" to her face.\\
'''Larrity''': That's an easy one: ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.'''Sidebar:''' OR DECREPIT HAG... OR HOARY SPINSTER
** Larrity's psych evaluation:
-->'''Dr. Masterson''': Now let's get back to those word associations. Just respond with the first thing that pops into your mind. Cat.\\
'''Shrink''': Dolphins.'''Larrity''': I know this one, it's ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.\\
'''Dr. Masterson''': Dolphin.\\
--> '''Shrink''': Let's try some word association: Cat.
** While discussing insurance liabilities:
-->'''Steve Plozniak:''' And what's it like [[BlackComedyRape getting raped by a white tiger]]?\\
'''Larrity:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Same as gettin' raped by a striped one, ya racist!]]\\
'''Sidebar:''' HE'S RIGHT, TRUST ME
** Larrity introducing their psych evaluator, Dr. Masterson:
-->'''Larrity:''' Listen up, people. This is lady doctor DO-reen Masterson. She's here so we can show her that we're alright in the head. 'Cause if we don't, we're what they call "uninsurable", and we all gonna "lose our jobs". So please, "give her your respect", and don't "call her a dog-faced fraud" to her face.\\
** Larrity's psych evaluation:
-->'''Dr. Masterson''': Now let's get back to those word associations. Just respond with the first thing that pops into your mind. Cat.\\
'''Dr. Masterson''': Dolphin.\\
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'''Shrink''': Marriage.\\
'''Larrity''': Murder...\\
'''Shrink''': Swimmming pools.\\
'''Larrity''': Murder...\\
'''Shrink''': Swimmming pools.\\
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'''Shrink''': Orphanage.\\
'''Larrity''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Arson]].
** And his reaction to completing his company evaluation:
--> "Hey, everybody! I got a hundred percent on my test!" ''[[AltText ["Code Monkeys" below the screen briefly turns into "???? ???????"]]]''.
'''Larrity''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Arson]].
** And his reaction to completing his company evaluation:
--> "Hey, everybody! I got a hundred percent on my test!" ''[[AltText ["Code Monkeys" below the screen briefly turns into "???? ???????"]]]''.
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'''Larrity''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice
'''Dr. Masterson''': Thank you.\\
'''EVALUATION:''' RICH, WHITE, FETISHISTIC PIG.\\
'''TREATMENT:''' [[TakeThat RUN FOR GOVERNOR.]]
**
--> "Hey, everybody! I got a hundred percent on my
'''Sidebar:''' ???? ???????
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'''Black Steve''': I knew it! [bleep] legumes [le-gooms], my black ass! Ain't no damn thing as [bleep] legumes!\\
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'''Black Steve''': I knew it! [bleep] F***ing legumes [le-gooms], my black ass! Ain't no damn thing as [bleep] f***ing legumes!\\
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* The "Code Monkeys" title at the bottom of the screen often has some noteworthy snark moments.
* Many of [[PointyHairedBoss Mr. Larrity]]'s [[ComedicSociopathy actions and/or dialogue]].
--> '''Shrink''': Let's try some word association: Cat.\\
'''Larrity''': That's an easy one: ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.\\
'''Shrink''': Dolphins.\\
'''Larrity''': Intelligent.\\
'''Shrink''': Shoes.\\
'''Larrity''': [[CloudCuckooLander Intelligent again! 3 for 3!]]\\
'''Shrink''': Marriage.\\
'''Larrity''': Murder...\\
'''Shrink''': Swimmming pools.\\
'''Larrity''': ''Water'' murder.\\
'''Shrink''': Orphanage.\\
'''Larrity''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Arson]].
** And his reaction to completing his company evaluation:
--> "Hey, everybody! I got a hundred percent on my test!" ''[[AltText ["Code Monkeys" below the screen briefly turns into "???? ???????"]]]''.
* From "Benny's Birthday".
--> '''Dean''': Yo, Dad! When I was little you used to say you shoulda had me adopted.\\
'''Larrity''': And now I'm finally glad nobody wanted you, [[DumbassHasAPoint 'cause you're a gosh darn genius]]!!\\
'''Dean''': Did ya hear that! My dad thinks I'm a genus! ''[[AltText ["It's genius, you idiot"]]]'' A group of organisms that share a common characteristic! What's up!?
* In IPO, when an evaluator comes to take note of the company's progress:
--> '''Dean''': Maybe he's a chick pretending to be a dude!\\
'''Larrity''': (''sighs'') [[FlatWhat What]]?
* In ""Trouble in the Middle East", when agents ask about verification for Dave and Todd.
--> '''Agent''': All we can tell you is that they're in Khakistan. And that's they're in grave danger. And the moon landing wasn't real. And the Food Pyramid is a scam.\\
'''Black Steve''': I knew it! [bleep] legumes [le-gooms], my black ass! Ain't no damn thing as [bleep] legumes!\\
'''Snob''': Actually, Black Steven, I believe it's pronounced "Ley-gyoomes".\\
'''Black Steve''': ''[[HairTriggerTemper [takes out a gun and shoots the snob]]]''\\
''[AltText reads "Thank you"]''
* Many of [[PointyHairedBoss Mr. Larrity]]'s [[ComedicSociopathy actions and/or dialogue]].
--> '''Shrink''': Let's try some word association: Cat.\\
'''Larrity''': That's an easy one: ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.\\
'''Shrink''': Dolphins.\\
'''Larrity''': Intelligent.\\
'''Shrink''': Shoes.\\
'''Larrity''': [[CloudCuckooLander Intelligent again! 3 for 3!]]\\
'''Shrink''': Marriage.\\
'''Larrity''': Murder...\\
'''Shrink''': Swimmming pools.\\
'''Larrity''': ''Water'' murder.\\
'''Shrink''': Orphanage.\\
'''Larrity''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Arson]].
** And his reaction to completing his company evaluation:
--> "Hey, everybody! I got a hundred percent on my test!" ''[[AltText ["Code Monkeys" below the screen briefly turns into "???? ???????"]]]''.
* From "Benny's Birthday".
--> '''Dean''': Yo, Dad! When I was little you used to say you shoulda had me adopted.\\
'''Larrity''': And now I'm finally glad nobody wanted you, [[DumbassHasAPoint 'cause you're a gosh darn genius]]!!\\
'''Dean''': Did ya hear that! My dad thinks I'm a genus! ''[[AltText ["It's genius, you idiot"]]]'' A group of organisms that share a common characteristic! What's up!?
* In IPO, when an evaluator comes to take note of the company's progress:
--> '''Dean''': Maybe he's a chick pretending to be a dude!\\
'''Larrity''': (''sighs'') [[FlatWhat What]]?
* In ""Trouble in the Middle East", when agents ask about verification for Dave and Todd.
--> '''Agent''': All we can tell you is that they're in Khakistan. And that's they're in grave danger. And the moon landing wasn't real. And the Food Pyramid is a scam.\\
'''Black Steve''': I knew it! [bleep] legumes [le-gooms], my black ass! Ain't no damn thing as [bleep] legumes!\\
'''Snob''': Actually, Black Steven, I believe it's pronounced "Ley-gyoomes".\\
'''Black Steve''': ''[[HairTriggerTemper [takes out a gun and shoots the snob]]]''\\
''[AltText reads "Thank you"]''
