Line #56 Funny/CodeMonkeys


1	* The "Code Monkeys" title at the bottom of the screen often has some noteworthy snark moments.
2	* In "The Woz", one of Dave's tactics is to microwave a turd, which then explodes all over him, Woz and the investors. At the start of the ep, he cuts open a dead donkey to sleep inside it like a Tauntaun. Then there's Larrity declaring war on bats, Dave commenting on how turtles give you syphilis (and ''not'' a Mexican whore), Larrity talking about doing a money sex doll, etc. It ''really'' establishes the tone of the show.
3	* The episode "Psychological Problems" is a giant CMOF in and of itself, but Mr. Larrity is especially at the top of his game. Some of his more memorable moments:
4	** While discussing insurance liabilities:
5	--->'''Steve Ploznik:''' And what's it like [[BlackComedyRape getting raped]] [[NoodleIncident by a white tiger]]?\
6	'''Larrity:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Same as gettin' raped by a striped one, ya racist!]]\
7	'''Sidebar:''' HE'S RIGHT, TRUST ME
8	** Larrity introducing their psych evaluator, Dr. Masterson:
9	--->'''Larrity:''' Listen up, people. This is lady doctor DO-reen Masterson. She's here so we can show her that we're alright in the head.\
10	'''Sidebar:''' [[DeadpanSnarker GOOD LUCK WITH THAT]]\
11	'''Larrity:''' 'Cause if we don't, we're what they call "[[AirQuotes uninsurable]]", and we all gonna "lose our jobs". So please, "give her your respect", and don't "call her a dog-faced fraud" to her face.\
12	'''Sidebar:''' OR DECREPIT HAG... OR HOARY SPINSTER
13	** Larrity's psych evaluation:
14	--->'''Dr. Masterson''': Now let's get back to those word associations. Just respond with the first thing that pops into your mind. Cat.\
15	'''Larrity''': I know this one, it's ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.\
16	'''Dr. Masterson''': Dolphin.\
17	'''Larrity''': Intelligent.\
18	'''Dr. Masterson''': Good. Shoe.\
19	'''Larrity''': [[CloudCuckooLander Intelligent again! 3 for 3!]]\
20	'''Dr. Masterson''': Marriage.\
21	'''Larrity''': Murder.\
22	'''Dr. Masterson''': Swimmming pool.\
23	'''Larrity''': ''Water'' murder.\
24	'''Dr. Masterson''': Orphanage.\
25	'''Larrity''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Arson]]!\
26	'''Dr. Masterson''': Thank you.\
27	'''EVALUATION:''' RICH, WHITE, FETISHISTIC PIG.\
28	'''TREATMENT:''' [[TakeThat RUN FOR GOVERNOR.]]
29	** His reaction to completing his psych evaluation:
30	---> "Hey, everybody! I got a hundred percent on my test!"\
31	'''Sidebar:''' ???? ???????
32	** Dave gets a quality moment in himself during his InkblotTest, the way [[TheStoner only]] [[CloudCuckoolander Dave]] [[{{Jerkass}} can]],
33	--->'''Dave:''' "Two turds hugging, no, fighting, no, just arguing, wait, no, they're definitely having sex, but it's ''angry'' sex."\
34	'''Dave:''' "Oh, that's easy: penis in a blender, or a turtle driving a pickup truck. Dealer's choice."\
35	'''Dave:''' "Oh, that's easy, it's a reggae band of ants, and bad news: the drummer, he sucks."\
36	'''Dave:''' "Hmm... Ooh, the two of us having dinner tonight. No, wait, having sex, and then you buy ''me'' dinner, and let me eat it off your ass."\
37	'''Dr. Masterson:''' "''Absolutely not''."\
38	'''Dave:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I thought there were no wrong answers!]]"
39	** Todd going crazy as the "Cock Goblin" and chasing Dr. Masterson around the office, before it all ends in the break room when he impales himself with his own spear. "Curse this cheap contraption! I knew I should've ordered from Captain O!"
40	** The entire episode is laden with DoubleEntendre the moment Todd pitches his Cock Goblin game idea, and everyone "supports" him to milk the countless innuendos that go with it.
41	--->'''Todd:''' While I do love "Goblin Cock", I have a strong predelition to "Cock Goblin". It is my vision the way I made it.
42	*** Though none the wiser, Todd finally realizes the connections at the very end, though he was reminded earlier that he was mocked.
43	---->'''Todd:''' I'll just bide my time... with a little "Cock Goblin". I... [[LateToThePunchline gags DAMN IT! THAT'S DISGUSTING!]]
44	* From "Benny's Birthday".
45	--> '''Dean''': Yo, Dad! When I was little you used to say you shoulda had me adopted.\
46	'''Larrity''': And now I'm finally glad nobody wanted you, [[DumbassHasAPoint 'cause you're a gosh darn genius]]!!\
47	'''Dean''': Did ya hear that! My dad thinks I'm a genus! ''[[AltText ["It's genius, you idiot"]]]'' A group of organisms that share a common characteristic! What's up!?
48	* Dave humping the break room vending machine to get a free chocolate bar, then convincing Jerry to help "tag team the machine [to] see what happens."
49	--> '''Dave''': Ugh, ugh, ugh, take it candy machine! Voilà, my chocolate loin-stick!
50	* In "IPO", when an evaluator comes to take note of the company's progress:
51	--> '''Dean''': Maybe he's a chick pretending to be a dude!\
52	'''Larrity''': (''sighs'') [[FlatWhat What]]?
53	** And Dave finding Jerry drunk and with a bunch of strippers, leading the sidebar to declare him as a "MEGA LOUSY DRUNK" and Dave determining he has lap-dance crotch.
54	* In ""Trouble in the Middle East", when agents ask about verification for Dave and Todd.
55	--> '''Agent''': All we can tell you is that they're in Khakistan. And that's they're in grave danger. And the moon landing wasn't real. And the Food Pyramid is a scam.\
56	'''Black Steve''': I knew it! F*ing legumes [le-gooms], my black ass! Ain't no damn thing as f*ing legumes!\
57	'''Snob''': Actually, Black Steven, I believe it's pronounced "Ley-gyoomes".\
58	'''Black Steve''': ''[[HairTriggerTemper [takes out a gun and shoots the snob]]]''\
59	''[AltText reads "Thank you"]''
60	* The reactions to how awful the "E.T." video game is ([[SuckinessIsPainful Benny is traumatized, a kid with cancer dies in the hospital, a little kid version of Todd snarks that the game should be called "V.D.," and a boy rants that the game killed his baby sister and caused his parents to divorce]]).
61	** The music video at the end of the episode.
62	** Then there is Dave's explanation for why he did ''not'' see the movie before they developed the game and trying to legitimize having done the right thing with what he really did. All his excuses get him is a [[RedEyesTakeWarning red-eyed]] DeathGlare from Mary, Todd, Dean, and Jerry, and Dave quickly plays his KnowWhenToFoldEm card, gives up, and decides to use Larrity's car to catch up to the delivery truck.
63	---> '''Dave:''' [[OhCrap Yeah, we got to stop that truck before it drops all those games off]].
64	* "The Takeover" is filled with laughs, from Larrity thinking that everything in America is going to be bought by Japan "Within the next 6 or 7 weeks", Todd's futile attempts at speaking Japanese, the whole "Larrity Harbor" rant, Larrity's Mutant Repellent, Dave's plan to scare off the investors (first by releasing pigs (he admits he "may have gotten my J's confused- explain to me the difference between the Jews and the Japanese?", then by dressing as Godzilla, with Clarence as Mothra), etc.
65	* From "The Revenge of Matsui":
66	-->'''Larrity''': We're being attacked by black people! No wait, they're ninjas!
67	** Larrity bringing Harrison Ford along on their journey, because he confuses his work as Indiana Jones with actually finding things, despite Ford's protests.
68	** The fact that the Protendo receptionist has Mr. Larrity marked for an "APPOINTMENT WITH DEATH" (apparently he called ahead).
69	** Todd having "three mini-heart attacks" on his way to the roof.
70	** Dean accidentally believing Black Steve killed everyone and offering to help burn the bodies.
71	** The whole "Magnum PI" parody with Dave that inexplicably happens.
72	** The entire scene Benny spends as a "guest" of Protendo, reviewing their latest games:
73	--->'''Benny:''' ''[Farts in a programmer's face.]'' "That's what I think of your stupid game."\
74	''[Farts in another man's face.]'' "And that's what I think of your sucky-sucky game!"\
75	''[To a third man]'' "Your game ''[[InsultToRocks isn't even worthy of being farted on!]]'' It's the worst game I ever seen! But, I going to make you a deal."\
76	''[Benny vomits all over the third man's game.]''\
77	No-go! I got my eye on you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"

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