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** ....and Fang the dog is standing there with them, which is a nice touch.


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*** The presumably-American GoodOlBoy country-fried county sheriff suddenly talking like a Scottish Highlander.
---->'''Sheriff:''' ''"RUN! Tis the Devil himself!"''


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** The panel likely depicts a HUGE bonfire outside but it ''does'' look like she torched her bedroom.
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* And in the same comic, Uncle Bob is referred to as a [[Literature/HarryPotter Muggle]]. Even better? Chick uses a footnote to explain that this is someone who's incapable of magic.
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--> '''Vampire:''' [[StatingTheObviousAnswer Jesus?]]

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--> '''Vampire:''' [[StatingTheObviousAnswer [[CaptainObvious Jesus?]]

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* The villainous coven in "First Bite" loses their candidate for the Anti-Christ, despite Satan's claim that he will not fail. It results in [[http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/1047/1047_21.gif these two panels,]] which give the whole affair a slapsticky tone.
--> '''Head Vampire:''' Master, why did you tell us that Igor was the ''Promised One?''
--> '''Satan:''' I...uh...[[ShrugTake I lied!]] [[AffablyEvil Because that's what I do!]] '''''Get over it!'''''
--> '''Head Vampire:''' '''That's it!''' If you can't trust Satan, who '''can''' you trust?
--> '''Vampire:''' [[StatingTheObviousAnswer Jesus?]]
--> '''Head Vampire:''' '''''[[BigShutUp Shut up!]]'''''
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* And in [[http://www.chick.com/m/reading/tracts/readtract.asp?stk=5012 this]] one, a girl named Samantha sets her room on fire. Why? Because IT HAD OCCULT STUFF IN IT!!!
--> '''Samantha''': I ''hate'' my room now!!!
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* At the end of "Crazy Wolf," a strip about the demonic evils of Native American shamanism, the protagonist says he's going to convert to Christianity, leaving us with this amazing line.
-->And he did! ''And Satan went'' '''''NUTS!'''''

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** Also, if the footnotes are any indication, the source for his claim that Stewie Griffin is gay is apparently Leviticus 18:22.

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** Also, if the bizarre way Chick uses footnotes are any indication, [[note]]Jack Chick tends to use footnotes to emphasize or condemn the things he's discussing, as opposed to citing sources for his claims.[[/note]] could lead one to believe that the source for his claim that Stewie Griffin is gay is apparently Leviticus 18:22.
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** Also, if the footnotes are any indication, the source for his claim that Stewie Griffin is gay is apparently Leviticus 18:22.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk2Pr9jXCr8 The trailer]] for the "Dark Dungeons" adaption perfectly shows that the creators aren't taking it seriously in the slightest. A particular highlight is dramatic music playing over a scene of game die being tossed into fake blood that looks like it was taken from the set of an Eli Roth movie. Then the ending feature this hilariously self-aware stinger:
-->(''after a montage of people dying in BloodyHilarious ways'') "WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong?"
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* In "[[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0092/0092_01.asp Humbug]]", when [[AChristmasCarol Scrooge]], while [[MisanthropeSupreme declaring his hatred for all of humanity]] to Cratchit, [[JerkassHasAPoint accidentally references a Bible verse]].

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* In "[[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0092/0092_01.asp Humbug]]", when [[AChristmasCarol [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Scrooge]], while [[MisanthropeSupreme declaring his hatred for all of humanity]] to Cratchit, [[JerkassHasAPoint accidentally references a Bible verse]].

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* The ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' panel in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp this]] tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie Griffin 100% accurately and perfectly.

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* The ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' panel in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp this]] tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie Griffin 100% accurately and perfectly. Not to mention the Book of Psalms being used as a source on what the world was like [[ArtisticLicenseHistory 50 years ago.]]
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* From "[[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0021/0021_01.asp Bad Bob]]".
-->'''Jail Guard''': You gentlemen have a visitor, a first-timer, so be nice.
-->'''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Bad]] [[JerkAss Bob]]''': You saying I'm not nice?
-->'''Christian Man''': Hi, fellas.
-->'''Bad Bob''': Oh no! Look what he brought with him. '''Get that clown out of here. I've had enough of that (SymbolSwearing) crammed down my throat!'''
* In "[[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0092/0092_01.asp Humbug]]", when [[AChristmasCarol Scrooge]], while [[MisanthropeSupreme declaring his hatred for all of humanity]] to Cratchit, [[JerkassHasAPoint accidentally references a Bible verse]].
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* [[http://media.chick.com/tractimages57404/0008/0008_04.gif "I'm so glad I haven't sinned for over 20 years!"]]

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* [[http://media.chick.com/tractimages57404/0008/0008_04.com/tractimages67491/0008/0008_04.gif "I'm so glad I haven't sinned for over 20 years!"]]
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* Lots and lots of Jack's "fans" read the tracts primarily for the combination of NarmCharm and BileFascination.
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*** Perhaps the funniest part is that in the next panel, it's revealed that ''both Satan and the kid'' are wrong about Halloween being Satan's birthday.
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---->'''Satan:''' [''running away''] [[SymbolSwearing @!!!**]]!

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---->'''Satan:''' [''running away''] [[SymbolSwearing @!!!**]]!@!!!☆☆]]!
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* Satan, dressed in a pumpkin-headed mask for an upcoming Halloween massacre, gloating from a hilltop over the arrival of some teenagers in the woods and then suddenly exclaiming "%&*#! I forgot my chainsaw!"

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* Satan, dressed in a pumpkin-headed mask for an upcoming Halloween massacre, gloating from a hilltop over the arrival of some teenagers in the woods and then suddenly exclaiming "%&*#! "@!!!☆☆! I forgot my chainsaw!"
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* The ''FamilyGuy'' panel in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp this]] tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie Griffin 100% accurately and perfectly.

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* The ''FamilyGuy'' ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' panel in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp this]] tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie Griffin 100% accurately and perfectly.
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----->[[http://enterthejabberwock.com/2007/10/chick-dissection-boo/ "You know what this panel needs? A chase scene to the tune of Yakety Sax."]]
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*** And the kid yelling at him after running him off by invoking the name of the Lord.
---->'''Satan:''' [''running away''] [[SymbolSwearing @!!!**]]!
---->'''Kid:''' [''shakes his fist''] '''''I HATE YOU!''''' AND I HATE YOUR '''''LOUSY''''' BIRTHDAY!
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* [[http://media.chick.com/tractimages57404/0008/0008_04.gif "I'm so glad I haven't sinned for over 20 years!"]]
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* One tract for believers that I recall (apparently no longer in print, however) shows a big hulking thug in the most hideous imaginable combination of bondage gear, biker clothing, and Nazi paraphernalia towering over a fairly ordinary-looking Christian guy who's sweating profusely (and whose stomach is shown to be tying itself into a knot) and yelling right in his face "'''Are you calling me a sinner!?'''"[[http://www.chick.com/cartoons/witness.asp It's on this page.]]

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* One tract for believers that I recall (apparently no longer in print, however) shows a big hulking thug in the most hideous imaginable combination of bondage gear, biker clothing, and Nazi paraphernalia towering over a fairly ordinary-looking Christian guy who's sweating profusely (and whose stomach is shown to be tying itself into a knot) and yelling right in his face "'''Are you calling me a sinner!?'''"[[http://www."'''[[http://www.chick.com/cartoons/witness.com/reading/tracts/0900/0900_01.asp It's on this page.]]Are you calling me a sinner!?]]'''" ([[SarcasmMode Now why would anyone say that?]])
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* One tract for believers that I recall (apparently no longer in print, however) shows a big hulking thug in the most hideous imaginable combination of bondage gear, biker clothing, and Nazi paraphernalia towering over a fairly ordinary-looking Christian guy who's sweating profusely (and whose stomach is shown to be tying itself into a knot) and yelling right in his face "'''Are you calling me a sinner!?'''"

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* One tract for believers that I recall (apparently no longer in print, however) shows a big hulking thug in the most hideous imaginable combination of bondage gear, biker clothing, and Nazi paraphernalia towering over a fairly ordinary-looking Christian guy who's sweating profusely (and whose stomach is shown to be tying itself into a knot) and yelling right in his face "'''Are you calling me a sinner!?'''"sinner!?'''"[[http://www.chick.com/cartoons/witness.asp It's on this page.]]
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* The ''FamilyGuy'' panel in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp this]] tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie 100% accurately and perfectly.

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* The ''FamilyGuy'' panel in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp this]] tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie Griffin 100% accurately and perfectly.
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* The ''FamilyGuy'' panel in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1069/1069_01.asp this]] tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie 100% accurately and perfectly.
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** While walking his pet snake on a leash.
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* Lots and lots of Jack's "fans" read the tracts primarily for the combination of NarmCharm and BileFascination.
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* One tract for believers that I recall (apparently no longer in print, however) shows a big hulking thug in the most hideous imaginable combination of bondage gear, biker clothing, and Nazi paraphernalia towering over a fairly ordinary-looking Christian guy who's sweating profusely (and whose stomach is shown to be tying itself into a knot) and yelling right in his face "'''Are you calling me a sinner!?'''"

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* One tract for believers that I recall (apparently no longer in print, however) shows a big hulking thug in the most hideous imaginable combination of bondage gear, biker clothing, and Nazi paraphernalia towering over a fairly ordinary-looking Christian guy who's sweating profusely (and whose stomach is shown to be tying itself into a knot) and yelling right in his face "'''Are you calling me a sinner!?'''"sinner!?'''"
* Satan, dressed in a pumpkin-headed mask for an upcoming Halloween massacre, gloating from a hilltop over the arrival of some teenagers in the woods and then suddenly exclaiming "%&*#! I forgot my chainsaw!"

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* [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1018/1018_01.asp "This better be good, or I'm going to jump."]] the rest of the Tract attempts to be [[DeusAngstMachina very depressing, though]].

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* [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1018/1018_01.asp "This better be good, or I'm going to jump."]] however, the rest of the Tract attempts to be [[DeusAngstMachina very depressing, though]].depressing]].
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* [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1018/1018_01.asp "This better be good, or I'm going to jump."]] the rest of the Tract attempts to be [[DeusAngstMachina very depressing though]].

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* [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1018/1018_01.asp "This better be good, or I'm going to jump."]] the rest of the Tract attempts to be [[DeusAngstMachina very depressing depressing, though]].

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