History Funny / ChickTracts

--->'''Pastor:''' "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, for whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life!"
--->'''Man:''' ''(thinking)'' ''I wonder who's winning the ball game?''
* [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1018/1018_01.asp "This better be good, or I'm going to jump."]] however, the rest of the Tract attempts to be [[DeusAngstMachina very depressing]].

* The villainous coven in "First Bite" loses their candidate for the Anti-Christ, despite Satan's claim that he will not fail. It results in [[http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/1047/1047_21.gif these two panels,]] which give the whole affair a slapsticky tone.

* Most of the [[ThoseTwoBadGuys two goofy devil's]] antics in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0004/0004_01.asp "A Demon's Nightmare"]]....including the angry elevator-devil in the Hazmat-like heat-protection suit.

** The senator's wife choking him and telling him she's filing for divorce in the next panel, while he calls her "poopsy" (probably meant to be the G-rated version of a particular phrase...)

** The senator's wife choking him and telling him she's filing for divorce in the next panel, while he calls her "poopsy" (which seems to be a favorite insult of Chick's; see "Ransom" above).

--> '''Samantha''': I ''hate'' my room now!!!

* Most of the [[ThoseTwoGuys two goofy devil's]] antics in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0004/0004_01.asp "A Demon's Nightmare"]]....including the angry elevator-devil in the Hazmat-like heat-protection suit.

* The opening of "The Royal Affair", with the [[SouthernGentleman KFC colonel-looking]] [[DirtyOldMan senator]] and his attorney:

* The opening of "The Royal Affair", with the [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken KFC colonel]]-looking [[DirtyOldMan senator]] and his attorney:

* The opening of "The Royal Affair", with the [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken {{KFC}} colonel]]-looking [[DirtyOldMan senator]] and his attorney:

* The opening of "The Royal Affair", with the {{KFC}} colonel-looking [[DirtyOldMan senator]] and his attorney:

* In [[https://chick.com/products/tract?stk=23&ue=d "Ransom"]], two dim-witted criminals kidnap the wrong target (a rich woman's twin sister), who then leads them to Christ. Funny moments include the wife calling her husband "Poopsie", one of the criminals facepalming while a thought bubble shows a bag of money flying away, and the ending when the cops break in and rescue her:

** As usual in Chick tracts, it is also full of [[FunnyBackgroundMoment funny background moments]], with two "vicious dogs" being scared away by a small poodle and a cat, respectively (the thieves' dog is shown to be quite friendly, licking the victim's face and helping untie her); the thieves' dog biting an officer on the butt when they rescue her, and two random kids (shown in an earlier panel) also [[StickEmUp putting their hands up for no reason, with a couple cops side-eyeing them.]]

** Also the victim saying "How dare you invade our prayer meeting!" when the SWAT team busts in.

* In [[https://chick.com/products/tract?stk=23&ue=d "Ransom"]], two dim-witted criminals kidnap the wrong target (a rich woman's twin sister), who then leads them to Christ. Funny moments include one of the criminals facepalming while a thought bubble shows a bag of money flying away, and the ending when the cops break in and rescue her:
-->'''Thief:''' Officer, you need to be ransomed?

** Also the victim saying "How dare you invade our prayer meeting!" when the SWAT team busts in to rescue her.

-->'''Officer:''' '''[[BigWhat What??]]'''

-->'''Officer:''' ''[[BigWhat What??]]''

-->'''Jail Guard''': You gentlemen have a visitor, a first-timer, so be nice.

-->'''Christian Man''': Hi, fellas.
-->'''Bad Bob''': Oh no! Look what he brought with him. '''Get that clown out of here. I've had enough of that (SymbolSwearing) crammed down my throat!'''

----->[[http://enterthejabberwock.com/2007/10/chick-dissection-boo/ "You know what this panel needs? A chase scene to the tune of Yakety Sax."]]

* Most of the two goofy devil's antics in [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0004/0004_01.asp "A Demon's Nightmare"]]....including the devil in the Hazmat suit.

*** The presumably-American GoodOlBoy country-fried county sheriff suddenly talking like a Scottish Highlander.