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** "I mean, what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. ... Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch."
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** "I mean, what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. ... ''({{beat}})'' Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch."
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--> '''Brady:''' Make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh?
--> '''Dave:''' It was Mooney!
--> '''Dave:''' It was Mooney!
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--> '''Brady:''' I Make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh?
--> '''Dave:''' It wasMooney!Mooney![[note]]In an earlier skit, Paul Mooney, as "Negrodamus", gave this response to someone who asked why white people liked Wayne Brady so much.[[/note]]
--> '''Dave:''' It was
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-->'''{{Prince}}''': ''(after scoring the final point)'' Game--''[[InsultBackfire blouses]]''.
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--->"Dave, how you gon' make a video about peeing on somebody?" "Nigga, how ''you'' gon' make a video about peeing on somebody?"
* Silky Johnson shooting the slave master in the unused "Time Haters" skit was ''fucking hilarious''.
* Silky Johnson shooting the slave master in the unused "Time Haters" skit was ''fucking hilarious''.
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'''Dave:''' "Nigga, how ''you'' gon' make a video about peeing on somebody?"
* Silky
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* The "White People Can't Dance" skit, where they try and disprove the aforementioned notion. Dave having JohnMayer play electric guitar in very professional and posh settings, and ?uestlove playing drums in [[CrossesTheLineTwice a barber shop in Harlem]].
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* The "White People Can't Dance" skit, where they try and disprove the aforementioned notion. Dave having JohnMayer Music/JohnMayer play electric guitar in very professional and posh settings, and ?uestlove playing drums in [[CrossesTheLineTwice a barber shop in Harlem]].
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* The ''TrainingDay'' parody with Creator/WayneBrady, where he's [[AdamWesting revealed to be]] [[PlayingAgainstType a dangerous sociopath]] -- gunning down a guy with an AK-47, pimping, forcing Dave to smoke Angel Dust. It's funny even if you don't really get why it's so ironic (IE, if you don't know Wayne Brady).
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* The ''TrainingDay'' parody with Creator/WayneBrady, where he's [[AdamWesting revealed to be]] [[PlayingAgainstType a dangerous sociopath]] -- gunning down a guy with an AK-47, pimping, forcing Dave to smoke Angel Dust.Dust, and [[EnemyEatsYourLunch forcing him to give him his sandwich]]. It's funny even if you don't really get why it's so ironic (IE, if you don't know Wayne Brady).
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--> '''Dave:''' It was Mooney!
--> '''Dave:''' It was Mooney!
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** In another Tyrone skit, he drinks a new "energy drink" called Red Balls, which enables him to smash his way out of prison. Then he runs back into his cell to steal the bed-pillow.
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* The promo video sketch for the "turn my headphones up" mix-tape, in which the artist has two sidekicks making extremely bombastic claims about the popularity of his work, which is just him constantly demanding in slightly different ways to turn up the volume of the backing music. The punchline is that the artist got shot in the ear several times, and really is unable to hear the beat.
--> '''Sidekick #1''': It's not going double platinum, it's going double uranium!
--> '''Sidekick #2''': Uranium.
--> '''Sidekick #1''': It's not going double platinum, it's going double uranium!
--> '''Sidekick #2''': Uranium.
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** Later, Dave recalls Music/RKelly's immediate reaction to seeing the video:
--->"Dave, how you gon' make a video about peeing on somebody?" "Nigga, how ''you'' gon' make a video about peeing on somebody?"
--->"Dave, how you gon' make a video about peeing on somebody?" "Nigga, how ''you'' gon' make a video about peeing on somebody?"
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** The moment when the leading voice of the white supremacist movement is [[HypocriticalHumor revealed to be black]] to the public. The sheer mind bending-ness of the whole thing really hits home in that instant of dumbstruck silence. Especially when one of the members of the audience is simply unable to process it, and [[YourHeadASplode his head explodes]].
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** The moment when the leading voice of the white supremacist movement is [[HypocriticalHumor revealed to be black]] to the public. The sheer mind bending-ness of the whole thing really hits home in that instant of dumbstruck silence. Especially when one of the members of the audience is [[LogicBomb simply unable to process it, it]], and [[YourHeadASplode his head explodes]].
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** Speaking of the Clan: "Diversify yo bonds, nigga!"
* Basketball game. Charlie Murphy vs. ''{{Prince}}''. And then come the pancakes...
* Basketball game. Charlie Murphy vs. ''{{Prince}}''. And then come the pancakes...
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** Speaking of the Clan: "Diversify Clan:
--> '''GZA:''' "You gotta diversify yo bonds, nigga!"
* Basketball game. Charlie Murphy vs.''{{Prince}}''.''Music/{{Prince}}''. And then come the pancakes...
--> '''GZA:''' "You gotta diversify yo bonds, nigga!"
* Basketball game. Charlie Murphy vs.
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* The song ends thus:
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* The song ends thus:
-->'''DJ''': Tupac, rest in peace.
-->'''Tupac''': ''Okay, I will!''
-->'''DJ''': Tupac, rest in peace.
-->'''Tupac''': ''Okay, I will!''
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** The moment when the leading voice of the white supremacist movement is revealed to be black to the public. The sheer mind bending-ness of the whole thing really hits home in that instant of dumbstruck silence. Especially when one of the members of the audience is simply unable to process it, and [[YourHeadASplode his head explodes]].
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** The moment when the leading voice of the white supremacist movement is [[HypocriticalHumor revealed to be black black]] to the public. The sheer mind bending-ness of the whole thing really hits home in that instant of dumbstruck silence. Especially when one of the members of the audience is simply unable to process it, and [[YourHeadASplode his head explodes]].
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** "I mean, what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. ... Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch."
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** "I mean, what am I gonna do, just jump up and grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I have a little more sense than that. ... Yeah, I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch."
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** TruthInTelevision: Prince [[http://deadspin.com/prince-was-an-afro-rocking-coach-hating-high-school-ba-1689252341 was a good player on his high school squad]]. That cat ''could'' ball.
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** The moment when the leading voice of the white supremacist movement is revealed to be black to the public. The sheer mind bending-ness of the whole thing really hits home in that instant of dumbstruck silence. Especially when one of the members of the audience is simply unable to process it, and [[YourHeadAsplode his head explodes]].
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** The moment when the leading voice of the white supremacist movement is revealed to be black to the public. The sheer mind bending-ness of the whole thing really hits home in that instant of dumbstruck silence. Especially when one of the members of the audience is simply unable to process it, and [[YourHeadAsplode [[YourHeadASplode his head explodes]].
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* [[http://on.cc.com/QDg4ag "Black Bush"]]. The Iraq War gets satirized as only Dave can. Featuring Creator/JamieFoxx as Black Tony Blair.
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* The ''TrainingDay'' parody with Wayne Brady, where he's [[AdamWesting revealed to be]] [[PlayingAgainstType a dangerous sociopath]] -- gunning down a guy with an AK-47, pimping, forcing Dave to smoke Angel Dust. It's funny even if you don't really get why it's so ironic (IE, if you don't know Wayne Brady).
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* The ''TrainingDay'' parody with Wayne Brady, Creator/WayneBrady, where he's [[AdamWesting revealed to be]] [[PlayingAgainstType a dangerous sociopath]] -- gunning down a guy with an AK-47, pimping, forcing Dave to smoke Angel Dust. It's funny even if you don't really get why it's so ironic (IE, if you don't know Wayne Brady).
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* The ''TrainingDay'' parody with Wayne Brady, where he's [[AdamWesting revealed to be]] a dangerous sociopath -- gunning down a guy with an AK-47, pimping, forcing Dave to smoke Angel Dust. It's funny even if you don't really get why it's so ironic (IE, if you don't know Wayne Brady).
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* The ''TrainingDay'' parody with Wayne Brady, where he's [[AdamWesting revealed to be]] [[PlayingAgainstType a dangerous sociopath sociopath]] -- gunning down a guy with an AK-47, pimping, forcing Dave to smoke Angel Dust. It's funny even if you don't really get why it's so ironic (IE, if you don't know Wayne Brady).
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* The commercial bumpers where the two old men are singing and playing a harmonica? With a hat turned up for tips from passers-by? In one of them, Dave runs out, slaps a bill into the hat, strikes a pose, and shouts/sings "BETTER NOT BRING YO' KIDS~!"
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* Also also also, the Racial Draft sketch, when the Asians draft the WuTangClan: "Konichiwa, bitches!"
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* Also also also, the Racial Draft sketch, when the Asians draft the WuTangClan: Music/WuTangClan: "Konichiwa, bitches!"
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** On the second verse, Tupac laments, "What can a nigga do/When half the people voted for {{George W|Bush}}?" Everyone stops and looks around suspiciously, only to go back to dancing when he explains [[spoiler:he was talking about a guy named George W. Smith... "He ran in '93 out in Oakland/You probably didn't hear about him"]].
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** On the second verse, Tupac laments, "What can a nigga do/When half the people voted for {{George UsefulNotes/{{George W|Bush}}?" Everyone stops and looks around suspiciously, only to go back to dancing when he explains [[spoiler:he was talking about a guy named George W. Smith... "He ran in '93 out in Oakland/You probably didn't hear about him"]].
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-->'''Dave''': Sorry everyone...({{Beat}}) That's my baby, y'all can't say SHIT!
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-->'''Dave''': Sorry everyone...({{Beat}}) That's my ''my'' baby, y'all can't say SHIT!
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* On the Season 2 blooper reel, Dave's baby starts crying while he and Wayne Brady are filming their sketch:
-->'''Dave''': Sorry everyone...({{Beat}}) That's my baby, y'all can't say SHIT!
-->'''Dave''': Sorry everyone...({{Beat}}) That's my baby, y'all can't say SHIT!
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*** Complete with finger-shushing the cop as he lays down his corpse, then screaming WOOOOO in the car.
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** Speaking of the Clan: "Diversify yo bonds, nigga!"
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* The scene where everyone in the nightclub dances along to a "new" Music/{{Tupac|Shakur}} joint, with the song making references to things that happened after the real Tupac was murdered (Music/{{Eminem}}, ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', etc.)
** On the second verse, Tupac laments, "What can a nigga do/When half the people voted for {{George W|Bush}}?" Everyone stops and looks around suspiciously, only to go back to dancing when he explains [[spoiler:he was talking about a guy named George W. Smith... "He ran in '93 out in Oakland/You probably didn't hear about him"]].
** On the second verse, Tupac laments, "What can a nigga do/When half the people voted for {{George W|Bush}}?" Everyone stops and looks around suspiciously, only to go back to dancing when he explains [[spoiler:he was talking about a guy named George W. Smith... "He ran in '93 out in Oakland/You probably didn't hear about him"]].
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* "I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks."
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* Tyrone Biggums effortlessly makes it to the finals of ''Series/FearFactor'':
-->'''Tyrone:''' "I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks."
-->'''Tyrone:''' "I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks."
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* Also also, the catchphrase-spawning Rick James episode, particularly the real Rick James' "justification" for his behavior: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
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* Also also, the catchphrase-spawning [[FountainOfMemes catchphrase-spawning]] Rick James episode, particularly the real Rick James' "justification" for his behavior: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
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* The Black White Supremacist, full stop.
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* [[Tupac]]
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* The ''TrainingDay'' parody with Wayne Brady, where he's [[AdamWesting revealed to be]] a dangerous sociopath -- gunning down a guy with an AK-47, pimping, forcing Dave to smoke Angel Dust. It's funny even if you don't really get why it's so ironic (IE, if you don't know Wayne Brady).
** "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
** The clincher is using his white-friendly appeal to get out a traffic ticket... only to [[CrossesTheLineTwice immediately snap the cops neck!]]
* Also, from the very first episode, the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDfXVbHNYeE Clayton Bigsby sketch]], especially its hilarious final line (just see it for yourself).
** The moment when the leading voice of the white supremacist movement is revealed to be black to the public. The sheer mind bending-ness of the whole thing really hits home in that instant of dumbstruck silence. Especially when one of the members of the audience is simply unable to process it, and [[YourHeadAsplode his head explodes]].
* Also also, the catchphrase-spawning Rick James episode, particularly the real Rick James' "justification" for his behavior: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
* Also also also, the Racial Draft sketch, when the Asians draft the WuTangClan: "Konichiwa, bitches!"
* Basketball game. Charlie Murphy vs. ''{{Prince}}''. And then come the pancakes...
-->'''{{Prince}}''': ''(after scoring the final point)'' Game--''[[InsultBackfire blouses]]''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqcO0GhqkQ Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want, none of the above. I want to piss on you!]]
* Silky Johnson shooting the slave master in the unused "Time Haters" skit was ''fucking hilarious''.
-->'''Slave:''' But when's we gonna be free?!
-->'''Silky:''' That is a good question, my man. How about nowish? '''*BLAM*'''
** The first time we met the Playa Haters:
-->'''Silky:''' Buck Nasty, what can I say about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. As for you, Pitbull, very insulting what you said about my coat... it's made out of your mother's pubic hair. And the so-called Beautiful... why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa?
* The "White People Can't Dance" skit, where they try and disprove the aforementioned notion. Dave having JohnMayer play electric guitar in very professional and posh settings, and ?uestlove playing drums in [[CrossesTheLineTwice a barber shop in Harlem]].
-->'''Dave''': ''(in a five-star restaurant)'' Play the one--the fight riff! Go! GO!
* Chapelle imagines a world where the Internet is a real place.
-->''(Dave walks by an ObstructiveBureaucrat and a roulette croupier)''\\
'''Bureaucrat''': DEBT CONSOLIDATION!\\
'''Dave''': No.\\
'''Croupier''': Gambling~\\
'''Dave''': No thanks.\\
''(A pop-up appears, repeating the scene)''\\
'''Bureaucrat''': DEBT CONSOLIDATION!\\
'''Dave''': ''(annoyed grumble)''\\
'''Croupier''': Gambling~\\
'''Dave''': ''(more annoyed sounding snarl)''\\
''(Another pop-up appears, repeating the scene)''\\
'''Dave''': ''(shouting over Bureaucrat) "DEBT CONSOLIDATION"! [[BigNo NOOOO!]] God damn! Stop it with all the pop-ups!
** At the end of the skit...
-->''(The same scene with the ObstructiveBureaucrat and a roulette croupier, this time, Dave punches both of them out as he enters)''\\
'''Dave''': [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch SPAMBUSTERS, BITCH!]]
* The "holla atcha bitch!" guy. In one of the HilariousOuttakes, they told the guy to go nuts, and he had everyone on the set rolling.
* The Black White Supremacist, full stop.
* "I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks."
* The LilJon sketches, especially the one with the REAL Lil' Jon.
* [[Tupac]]
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** "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
** The clincher is using his white-friendly appeal to get out a traffic ticket... only to [[CrossesTheLineTwice immediately snap the cops neck!]]
* Also, from the very first episode, the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDfXVbHNYeE Clayton Bigsby sketch]], especially its hilarious final line (just see it for yourself).
** The moment when the leading voice of the white supremacist movement is revealed to be black to the public. The sheer mind bending-ness of the whole thing really hits home in that instant of dumbstruck silence. Especially when one of the members of the audience is simply unable to process it, and [[YourHeadAsplode his head explodes]].
* Also also, the catchphrase-spawning Rick James episode, particularly the real Rick James' "justification" for his behavior: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
* Also also also, the Racial Draft sketch, when the Asians draft the WuTangClan: "Konichiwa, bitches!"
* Basketball game. Charlie Murphy vs. ''{{Prince}}''. And then come the pancakes...
-->'''{{Prince}}''': ''(after scoring the final point)'' Game--''[[InsultBackfire blouses]]''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqcO0GhqkQ Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want, none of the above. I want to piss on you!]]
* Silky Johnson shooting the slave master in the unused "Time Haters" skit was ''fucking hilarious''.
-->'''Slave:''' But when's we gonna be free?!
-->'''Silky:''' That is a good question, my man. How about nowish? '''*BLAM*'''
** The first time we met the Playa Haters:
-->'''Silky:''' Buck Nasty, what can I say about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. As for you, Pitbull, very insulting what you said about my coat... it's made out of your mother's pubic hair. And the so-called Beautiful... why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa?
* The "White People Can't Dance" skit, where they try and disprove the aforementioned notion. Dave having JohnMayer play electric guitar in very professional and posh settings, and ?uestlove playing drums in [[CrossesTheLineTwice a barber shop in Harlem]].
-->'''Dave''': ''(in a five-star restaurant)'' Play the one--the fight riff! Go! GO!
* Chapelle imagines a world where the Internet is a real place.
-->''(Dave walks by an ObstructiveBureaucrat and a roulette croupier)''\\
'''Bureaucrat''': DEBT CONSOLIDATION!\\
'''Dave''': No.\\
'''Croupier''': Gambling~\\
'''Dave''': No thanks.\\
''(A pop-up appears, repeating the scene)''\\
'''Bureaucrat''': DEBT CONSOLIDATION!\\
'''Dave''': ''(annoyed grumble)''\\
'''Croupier''': Gambling~\\
'''Dave''': ''(more annoyed sounding snarl)''\\
''(Another pop-up appears, repeating the scene)''\\
'''Dave''': ''(shouting over Bureaucrat) "DEBT CONSOLIDATION"! [[BigNo NOOOO!]] God damn! Stop it with all the pop-ups!
** At the end of the skit...
-->''(The same scene with the ObstructiveBureaucrat and a roulette croupier, this time, Dave punches both of them out as he enters)''\\
'''Dave''': [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch SPAMBUSTERS, BITCH!]]
* The "holla atcha bitch!" guy. In one of the HilariousOuttakes, they told the guy to go nuts, and he had everyone on the set rolling.
* The Black White Supremacist, full stop.
* "I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know. I smoke rocks."
* The LilJon sketches, especially the one with the REAL Lil' Jon.
* [[Tupac]]
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