History Funny / CardsAgainstHumanity

* At Emerald City Comic Con, they, like at many conventions, did something to get the public's attention. This time, they put a whole bunch of product on display ''with no one maintaining the booth''. Everyone was on the honor system[[note]]a sign said "Take what you want and pay a fair price"[[/note]] To the surprise of maybe one or two CAH staff, con goers were seen walking off with handfuls of product and paying nothing. The booth was picked clean '''''one hour later'''''. Doing the math, they essentially got paid on 1 in every ''6'' games they had, and lost just under $700 per minute in that one hour.

** "Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti."

* The hologram that appears on every box's seal of authenticity is [[BadLiar always misspelled in some way]].

** And then in 2021, Cards Against Humanity decided to ''give away money on Black Friday'', in return for various actions both normal (getting a first shot of the vaccination against COVID-19 and advertising the website) to the bizarre (such as baking 12 biscuits with the likeness of Paul Giamatti, giving hot dogs to mail carriers, and ordering a burrito that was only filled with sour cream).

** And then in 2021, Cards Against Humanity decided to ''give away money on Black Friday'', in return for various actions both normal (getting a first shot of the vaccination against COVID-19 and advertising the website) to the bizarre (such as baking 12 biscuits with the likeness of paul Giamatti, giving hot dogs to mail carriers, and ordering a burrito that was only filled with sour cream).

--->'''Kaitlyn''': I haven't seen the floor in days. Every time I think I've finally gotten rid of it all, a tiny more appears. Then a tiny bit more and more. I've succumbed to eating a small bowl of glitter with milk in the hopes that I can just be rid of it all. [[RealityEnsues Update it hasn't worked]].\\

** CAH's response was ''a larger box of glitter''.

* The authenticity hologram that appears on every box's seal of authenticity is [[BadLiar always misspelled in some way]].

'''Kaitlyn''': [[GracefulLoser You right]]

-->'''Kaitlyn''': Is that all you got? [--(I am actually really happy you guys even responded--)]\\

** Patrons didn't put ''just'' money into the bin. [[LongList Other things they found included]] five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD), ten Euros ($10.66 USD), eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD), one Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD), one [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Cubone]] card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD), one ''TableTopGame/MagicTheGathering Eternal Masters'' booster pack wrapper (No Value), a handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD), one $1 Bill folded into a bowtie; one “[=FeelTheBurn=].org” $1 bill, and two halves of a $1 bill.

* Just about every year around the Holiday shopping season, they do something...bizarre...to promote their products. Instances include deliberately charging $5 more for the game on Black Friday with the explicit message that it'll be cheaper the next day (people still purchased it) to offering only [[NotHyperbole literal bullshit in a box as the only thing to purchase]] (again, people still purchased it) to merely soliciting donations and blowing all the money on ''digging a hole'' ([[RuleOfThree and again, people gave them money for it]]).

* Just about every year around the Holiday shopping season, they do something...bizarre...to promote their products. Instances include deliberately charging $5 more for the game on Black Friday with the explicit message that it'll be cheaper the next day (people still purchased it) to offering only [[NotHyperbole literal bullshit in a box as the only thing to purchase]] (again, people still purchased it) to merely soliciting donations and blowing all the money on ''digging a hole'' ([[RuleOfThree and again, people gave them money for it]])

** Patrons didn't put ''just'' money into the bin. [[LongList Other things they found included]] five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD), ten Euros ($10.66 USD), eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD), one Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD), One [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Cubone]] card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD), one ''TableTopGame/MagicTheGathering Eternal Masters'' booster pack wrapper (No Value), a handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD), one $1 Bill folded into a bowtie; one “[=FeelTheBurn=].org” $1 bill, and two halves of a $1 bill.

** Patrons didn't put ''just'' money into the bin. Other things they found: Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD); Ten Euros ($10.66 USD); Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD); One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD); One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD); One ''TableTopGame/MagicTheGathering Eternal Masters'' booster pack wrapper (No Value); One handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” Coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD); One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie; One “[=FeelTheBurn=].org” $1 bill, and two halves of a $1 bill.

** Patrons didn't put ''just'' money into the bin. Other things they found: Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD); Ten Euros ($10.66 USD); Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD); One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD); One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD); One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value); One handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” Coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD); One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie; One “[=FeelTheBurn=].org” $1 bill, and two halves of a $1 bill.

** Patrons didn't put ''just'' money into the bin. Other things they found: Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD); Ten Euros ($10.66 USD); Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD); One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD); One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD); One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value); One handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” Coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD); One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie; One “FeelTheBurn.org” $1 bill; Two halves of a $1 bill