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'''SeaNanners''': Gentlemen, I'm a murderer, but I can't do anything.

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'''SeaNanners''': '''LetsPlay/SeaNanners''': Gentlemen, I'm a murderer, but I can't do anything.



'''SeaNanners''': I think Satan came out of the, uh, you know, the ground.\\

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'''SeaNanners''': '''[=SeaNanners=]''': I think Satan came out of the, uh, you know, the ground.\\
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* [[https://youtu.be/anaZMrtfMW8?t=599 While demonstrating the ins and outs of llamas in Minecraft 1.11]], he tries to show how llamas will automatically spit at wild wolves, only for the spit shot to hit another llama instead of the wolf, prompting the hit llama to retaliate in kind. HilarityEnsues.

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* [[https://youtu.be/anaZMrtfMW8?t=599 While demonstrating the ins and outs of llamas in Minecraft 1.11]], he tries to show how llamas will automatically spit at wild wolves, only for the spit shot to hit another llama instead of the wolf, prompting the hit llama to retaliate in kind. HilarityEnsues.HilarityEnsues.
* After [[https://youtu.be/b4Ac0srFPng?t=9m seeing a screencap of Peppa Pig with the description of a WWII documentary]], Jordan's first suggestion is for someone to do a knockoff recreation on [=YouTube=] with Peppa Pig and "World War II death factory"...only for him to remember that auto-captions are a thing, after which he proceeds to [[DiggingYourselfDeeper dig himself deeper]], followed by lampshading said deeper-digging.
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* During one game of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8QGOfXhvo Murder]], Jordan accidentally kills SeaNanners with a prop, confusing himself and Max, the actual murderer.

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* During one game of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8QGOfXhvo Murder]], Jordan accidentally kills SeaNanners LetsPlay/{{SeaNanners}} with a prop, confusing himself and Max, the actual murderer.
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**When playing with Markiplier and co, as the match was about to start, Mark [[https://youtu.be/dgj7k2cze-U declares himself the traitor]] (he's not) and vows to shoot Sparklez the second the round starts. He does, and the round immediately ends, as Sparklez was indeed the traitor.
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* All of his Who's Your Daddy videos are hilarious, especially because he's laughing throughout the whole thing.

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* All of his Who's Your Daddy videos are hilarious, especially because he's laughing throughout the whole thing.thing.
* [[https://youtu.be/anaZMrtfMW8?t=599 While demonstrating the ins and outs of llamas in Minecraft 1.11]], he tries to show how llamas will automatically spit at wild wolves, only for the spit shot to hit another llama instead of the wolf, prompting the hit llama to retaliate in kind. HilarityEnsues.
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--> ''*[=OMGChad=] laughs heartily*''

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--> ''*[=OMGChad=] laughs heartily*''heartily*''
* All of his Who's Your Daddy videos are hilarious, especially because he's laughing throughout the whole thing.
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* The Gentlemen's Dispute with LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olzr3_fABG4&app=desktop Both of]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sltAiLRwbaY them]].

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* The Gentlemen's Dispute with LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olzr3_fABG4&app=desktop Both of]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sltAiLRwbaY them]].them]].
* Presenting: The most [[EpicFail epic]] [[https://youtu.be/3C54jry8xdU?t=3m42s fail]] in the history of The Building Game. Summary: [[spoiler:Jordan gets Aureylian's great build of "[[Disney/TheLionKing Hakuna Matata]]" (Specifically, the log sequence), and ''somehow'' manages to '''[[WhatAnIdiot NOT]]''' [[WhatAnIdiot know what it is]]. His final guess? '''''[[Disney/LiloAndStitch LILO AND STITCH.]]''''']] Yes, the outcome is so ridiculous that the usage of a bold/italics/caps combo is completely ''justified''.
--> '''[=BlueBayou=]:''' Oh, this is [[spoiler:Hakuna Matata]]!
--> '''[=CaptainSparklez=]:''' Oh, goddammit, I'm an idiot.
--> ''*[=OMGChad=] laughs heartily*''
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** [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties NVIDIAAAAA!! (Static)]]

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** [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties NVIDIAAAAA!! (Static)]](Static)]]
* The Gentlemen's Dispute with LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olzr3_fABG4&app=desktop Both of]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sltAiLRwbaY them]].
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** NVIDIAAAAA!! (Static)

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** [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties NVIDIAAAAA!! (Static)(Static)]]
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* In another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFxy0vR2vIs Hunger Games]] video, CaptainSparklez game gets crashed twice by Nvidia. [[HilarityEnsues His reactions are priceless.]]

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* In another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFxy0vR2vIs Hunger Games]] video, CaptainSparklez the Captain's game gets crashed twice by Nvidia. [[HilarityEnsues His reactions are priceless.]]
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* In another Hunger Games video, CaptainSparklez game gets crashed twice by Nvidia. His reactions are priceless.
** "Nvidiaaaa! (Static)

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* In another [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFxy0vR2vIs Hunger Games Games]] video, CaptainSparklez game gets crashed twice by Nvidia. [[HilarityEnsues His reactions are priceless.
priceless.]]
** "Nvidiaaaa! NVIDIAAAAA!! (Static)
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** To top this all off, Jordan sarcastically comments on Adam's video that he is the best at the game.

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** To top this all off, Jordan sarcastically comments on Adam's video that he is the best at the game.game.
*In another Hunger Games video, CaptainSparklez game gets crashed twice by Nvidia. His reactions are priceless.
**"Nvidiaaaa! (Static)
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HjP639wID8 Minecraft Cops And Robbers]] as played with the VideoGame/{{Portal}} mod. Jordan immediately starts trolling the hell out of the warden with the portal gun.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HjP639wID8 Minecraft Cops And Robbers]] as played with the VideoGame/{{Portal}} mod. Jordan immediately starts trolling the hell out of the warden [[LetsPlay/SkyDoesMinecraft warden]] with the portal gun.
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-->-->'''Ohmwrecker:''' [[BigNo Nooo!]] Jordan!

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-->-->'''Ohmwrecker:''' -->'''Ohmwrecker:''' [[BigNo Nooo!]] Jordan!

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-->'''Adam:''' Did you die ''again?'''
-->'''Max:''' He fucking did it again! You've gotta be kidding me, Jordan!
-->'''Jordan:''' NO! I'm showing you the replay of what just happened! I'm showing you the replay!

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-->'''Max:''' Please, please, no...
-->-->'''Ohmwrecker:''' [[BigNo Nooo!]] Jordan!
-->'''Adam:''' ''(Sporting a shit-eating grin)'' Did you die ''again?'''
''again?''
-->'''Max:''' Oh, my god! He fucking did it again! You've gotta be kidding me, Jordan!
-->'''Jordan:''' NO! I'm showing you the replay of what just happened! I'm showing you the replay!goddamn--!

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* When playing Trouble in Terrorist Town with PewDiePie, Sparklez [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0eY7nQF0I has the misfortune of being crushed by a falling Pewds]]- ending the round as he was the traitor.

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* When playing Trouble in Terrorist Town with PewDiePie, LetsPlay/PewDiePie, Sparklez [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0eY7nQF0I has the misfortune of being crushed by a falling Pewds]]- ending the round as he was the traitor.



** Jordan finds a box of "Cok-O-Pops" that features some rather graphic boxart. It gets even funnier once [[spoiler:Max reveals he was hiding as that]].

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** Jordan finds a box of "Cok-O-Pops" that features some rather graphic boxart. It gets even funnier once [[spoiler:Max reveals he was hiding as that]].that]].
* Jordan's surprisingly [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTOI9xZcFFY subpar performance]] at Arma 3 is ridiculously funny.
** First, he dies by falling off a ledge which nobody else had a problem with, causing him to claim that he's been boosted forwards. Immediately afterwards, they start humming a memorial tune!
-->'''LetsPlay/GassyMexican:''' Did you just fucking kill yourself?
-->'''Ohmwrecker:''' Oh my god...
-->'''LetsPlay/SeaNanners:''' Take his stuff!
-->'''Jordan:''' GOD DAMNIT!
** Later, the four of them parachute into a game and Adam's parachute collides with Jordan, causing him to (''somehow'') die instantly and his body to hit the ground. ''Everyone'' blames him for this, even though Adam was mostly responsible for this.
-->'''Everyone:''' Oh my god! JORDAN!
-->'''Jordan:''' [[{{Angrish}} (completely lost for words and spluttering helplessly]]
-->'''Max:''' Jordan- ''what the fuck''?
--> (cut to later scene)
-->'''Jordan:''' Can we try again?
-->'''Max:''' '''Jesus fucking Christ! This is the last time!'''
-->'''Adam:''' [[NeverMyFault You died twice!]]
-->'''Jordan:''' I [[BuffySpeak mid-air collisioned]] someone!
-->'''Adam:''' Yeah, you ran into me! *laughter*
** Later, Jordan clips into a wall and takes damage, and gets mocked for this too.
** Then, yet again...
-->(*notice pops up, mentioning three people have died*)
-->'''Jordan:''' [[NotSoStoic What the hell?]]
-->'''Adam:''' Did you die ''again?'''
-->'''Max:''' He fucking did it again! You've gotta be kidding me, Jordan!
-->'''Jordan:''' NO! I'm showing you the replay of what just happened! I'm showing you the replay!
-->'''Max:''' Macho Man can't believe his ears, Jordan! The fuck is ''wrong'' with you?
** To top this all off, Jordan sarcastically comments on Adam's video that he is the best at the game.
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* During one session of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0WI2tvZOds Murder]], Jordan and the others discover the power of cinder blocks.

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* During one session of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0WI2tvZOds Murder]], Jordan and the others discover the power of cinder blocks.blocks.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n0sq9cjvOc Toilet Ninja]]: Jordan hides as a toilet in plain sight twice. He does not get caught either time.
** Jordan finds a box of "Cok-O-Pops" that features some rather graphic boxart. It gets even funnier once [[spoiler:Max reveals he was hiding as that]].
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'''Max:''' Is that a side effect of diabetes?

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'''Max:''' Is that a side effect of diabetes?diabetes?
* During one session of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0WI2tvZOds Murder]], Jordan and the others discover the power of cinder blocks.
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* During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFQ4htb-NUA&t=6m18s another round]] of Prop Hunt, Jordan hides as a small object behind some large containers in a corner of the map. He accidentally turns into one of the containers, with half of him sticking outside the map. Even better, this causes the other containers to start moving, resulting in one of the containers on top falling off as he is found and killed.
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* During one game of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15VXR4E7qcc Hunger Games Survival]], Jordan ends up being one of the last two people standing. He returns to the center of the map to find that the other remaining player ''was AFK for the entire match''. Even better, [[spoiler:Jordan ends up losing anyway due to a bug in the server]].

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* During one game of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15VXR4E7qcc Hunger Games Survival]], Jordan ends up being one of the last two people standing. He returns to the center of the map to find that the other remaining player ''was AFK for the entire match''. Even better, [[spoiler:Jordan ends up losing anyway due to a bug in the server]].server]].
* For the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q838HT9Ql9g Garry's Mod Art Show]], Jordan decides to use the Heavy as part of his "Sugar Wonderland" piece, but makes a glaring mistake when trying to morph his face:
--> '''Max:''' ''Oh my God!'' What did he do!?\\
'''Ze:''' His head exploded from all the sugar!\\
'''Chilled:''' Sugar rush.\\
'''Jordan:''' Sugar Wonderland!\\
'''Max:''' Is that a side effect of diabetes?

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** Earlier in the video, Mr Sark gets the gun and kills Jordan, leaving him alone with the gun and the other three players in locked in the chambers. Sark chooses to kill Minx, who turns out to be innocent, causing the gun to fly into her cell. He runs into the cell to get the gun, only for the door to close on him, resulting in a stalemate.
---> '''Jordan''': Wait, you're all stuck! ''You're all stuck!''\\
'''Mr Sark''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh well, I still have the gun]]!\\
'''[[LetsPlay/{{Mangaminx}} Minx]]''': ''You're all locked in! It can never end!''\\
'''Jordan''': It's a stalemate!\\
'''Mr Sark''': Hey, you guys, uh, got any cards? I'll trade you a pack of smokes for a pack of cards.\\
'''SeaNanners''': Gentlemen, I'm a murderer, but I can't do anything.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMrqEdvkarg Mineplex Dragons]]: Ryan's first death is akin to [[GravityIsAHarshMistress something from a Looney Tunes cartoon]].

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* During one game of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8QGOfXhvo Murder]], Jordan accidentally kills SeaNanners with a prop, confusing himself and Max, the actual murderer.
--> '''Max''': How did you actually die, 'cause I didn't kill you. How did you die? I don't know how you died!\\
'''SeaNanners''': I think Satan came out of the, uh, you know, the ground.\\
'''Max''': That's why I was genuinely surprised. I looked, I'm like, "Wait, how the fuck did he die?"\\
'''Jordan''': That's why I thought for sure that you weren't the murderer!\\
'''Max''': Yeah, I know! I mean, it played in my favor, but...
** Then, when it gets down to just Max and Juicetra, Max ends up getting stuck. Juicetra decides to be nice and help him get out, only to end up getting stuck himself.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMrqEdvkarg Mineplex Dragons]]: Ryan's first death is akin to [[GravityIsAHarshMistress something from a Looney Tunes cartoon]].cartoon]].
* During one game of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15VXR4E7qcc Hunger Games Survival]], Jordan ends up being one of the last two people standing. He returns to the center of the map to find that the other remaining player ''was AFK for the entire match''. Even better, [[spoiler:Jordan ends up losing anyway due to a bug in the server]].

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMrqEdvkarg Mineplex Dragons]]: Ryan's first death is akin to [[GravityIsAHarshMistress something from a Looney Tunes cartoon]].



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HjP639wID8 Minecraft Cops And Robbers]] as played with the VideoGame/{{Portal}} mod. Jordan immediately starts trolling the hell out of the warden with the portal gun.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HjP639wID8 Minecraft Cops And Robbers]] as played with the VideoGame/{{Portal}} mod. Jordan immediately starts trolling the hell out of the warden with the portal gun.gun.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMrqEdvkarg Mineplex Dragons]]: Ryan's first death is akin to [[GravityIsAHarshMistress something from a Looney Tunes cartoon]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMrqEdvkarg Mineplex Dragons]]: Ryan's first death is akin to [[GravityIsAHarshMistress something from a Looney Tunes cartoon]].
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* The entire session of Murder where they [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waR1hCPIBL8 just mess around with the interrogation chambers]]:
--> '''Mr Sark''': They're gonna find four bodies, [[ItMakesSenseInContext one of them has got its own dick in its mouth]], and they're not gonna know what the fuck went on down there.
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--> '''Jordan''': Oh God! Oh God I've made a mistake!

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--> '''Jordan''': Oh God! Oh God I've made a mistake!mistake!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HjP639wID8 Minecraft Cops And Robbers]] as played with the VideoGame/{{Portal}} mod. Jordan immediately starts trolling the hell out of the warden with the portal gun.
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* During [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRMbmFPkgI another session of Prop Hunt]], Jordan tries to disguise himself as one of the chairs surrounding a conference table, but accidentally disguises himself as the table itself. HChilled and Ze lose it when they find him.

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* During [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRMbmFPkgI another session of Prop Hunt]], Jordan tries to disguise himself as one of the chairs surrounding a conference table, but accidentally disguises himself as the table itself. HChilled Chilled and Ze lose it when they find him.
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* During [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRMbmFPkgI another session of Prop Hunt]], Jordan tries to disguise himself as one of the chairs surrounding a conference table, but accidentally disguises himself as the table itself. Hutch and Ze lose it when they find him.

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* During [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRMbmFPkgI another session of Prop Hunt]], Jordan tries to disguise himself as one of the chairs surrounding a conference table, but accidentally disguises himself as the table itself. Hutch HChilled and Ze lose it when they find him.

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'''Sparklez''': [cracking up] No! No!\\

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'''Sparklez''': '''Jordan''': [cracking up] No! No!\\



** A similar thing happens [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI9J6J91QEg here]], where Jordan hides as a wheelbarrow in plain sight, and the first person to find him [[EpicFail doesn't realize where he is, kills himself trying to find him, and then thinks he is the can floating above him]].

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** A similar thing happens [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI9J6J91QEg here]], where Jordan hides as a wheelbarrow in plain sight, and the first person to find him [[EpicFail doesn't realize where he is, kills himself trying to find him, and then thinks he is the can floating above him]].him]].
* During [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJRMbmFPkgI another session of Prop Hunt]], Jordan tries to disguise himself as one of the chairs surrounding a conference table, but accidentally disguises himself as the table itself. Hutch and Ze lose it when they find him.
--> '''Jordan''': Oh God! Oh God I've made a mistake!
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* When playing Trouble in Terrorist Town with PewDiePie, Sparklez [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0eY7nQF0I has the misfortune of being crushed by a falling Pewds]]- ending the round as he was the traitor.

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* When playing Trouble in Terrorist Town with PewDiePie, Sparklez [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0eY7nQF0I has the misfortune of being crushed by a falling Pewds]]- ending the round as he was the traitor.traitor.
* During [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGQoYz1CCB0 one session of Prop Hunt]], Jordan, who is disguised as a cup, hides behind a box as Nick runs by. Nick doesn't see him, but he sees the box move, assumes Jordan is the box, and starts taunting him:
--> '''Nick''': I saw this little box making, making a little twitch over here. Just hanging out.\\
'''Sparklez''': [cracking up] No! No!\\
'''Nick''': Are you laying down? Is that what you're doing?\\
[Nick hits the box and nothing happens]\\
'''Nick''': ...Oh my God, he's not that thing.
** A similar thing happens [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI9J6J91QEg here]], where Jordan hides as a wheelbarrow in plain sight, and the first person to find him [[EpicFail doesn't realize where he is, kills himself trying to find him, and then thinks he is the can floating above him]].
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* When playing Trouble in Terrorist Town with PewDiePie, Sparklez [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0eY7nQF0I has the misfortune of being crushed by a falling Pewds]]- ending the round as he was the traitor.

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