History Funny / BuffytheVampireSlayer

* "Dirty Girls" (7x18): Andrew's recount of Faith's backstory is mostly accurate...up until the point where she's suddenly fighting [[spoiler:[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries '''SPOCK''']],]] [[spoiler: complete with the "Amok Time" battle music playing and Spock attempting to use the Vulcan nerve pinch on Faith.]]

* Episode 7x22("Chosen"): What do you do the previous night to the final battle? Play Dungeons&Dragons, of course!

* In the pilot for the AnimatedAdaption Giles goes from explaining about the apocalypse to despairing about the lack of attention without missing a beat.

* ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''. Hmm. How 'bout Xander's walk down the hall and following scene with Jenny Calendar in "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered"? Or when the demon and vamps start singing and dancing in the musical? Or the credits with Jonathan in them? Or many, many moments with Anya. Also, "I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."

* ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''. Hmm. How 'bout Xander's walk down the hall and following scene with Jenny Calendar in "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered"? Or when the demon and vamps start singing and dancing in the musical? Or the credits with Jonathan in them? Or many, many moments with Anya. Also, "I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."
* The Mayor: "There is more than one way to skin a cat and I happen to know that this is factually true."
** I'm just gonna go ahead and say any scene with the Mayor is an utterly brilliant mix of '60s sitcom humor (I half-expect to hear a LaughTrack whenever he's on screen) and standard ''Buffy'' villain shock value. There truly will never be a villain like him in television again.
--->'''Mayor''': ''[reading from an ancient tome, in front of the Scoobies]'' "The Beast shall walk upon the Earth, and darkness shall follow. The seven races of man will be as one in their terror and destruction" aww, that's kind of sweet! All those different races, coming together?
* In season 5's "Triangle," when Olaf the troll asks Spike where there are babies (to eat), Spike turns to Xander and says, in total seriousness, "What do you think? The hospital?"
* Giles' overhead presentation in "Hush," complete with stick figure drawings (using copious amounts of red pen for blood), Anya [[PassThePopcorn nonchalantly munching popcorn throughout]], and best of all, Buffy's easily-misinterpreted "staking" motion. Then her outraged 'my hips aren't ''that'' big!' gesture.
** Personally I enjoyed Xander's "boobs?" gesturing and Willow's miming of what would happen once she played a screamo CD.
** Willow: *[[CompletelyMissingThePoint I've gone deaf!]]* Xander picking up the phone, calling Buffy, and[[{{Beat}} ...]] hanging up. Xander shouting random things to see if he could vocalize a sound, blaming Spike at the top of his lungs, and Spike (still tied to a chair from his arrival the previous day) flipping him the V. Really, the half-an-[[OurActsAreDifferent act]] starting after Buffy wakes up has enough funny parts to be humorous if you can't read lips, but is truly hilarious if you can.
* Andrew's retelling of the story of Faith in Season 7, mainly because of his misinterpretation of Vulcanologist to Vulcan.
* The Master in "Prophecy Girl". During an earthquake, the Master gives a [[LargeHam hammish]] monologue about how it is a sign of the apocalypse. When it is done, he turns to the Anointed One, and does what any Californian would do after an earthquake:
---> '''The Master:''' What do you think? 5.1?
* In "Doomed", Giles informs the Scoobies that the [[MonsterOfTheWeek Monsters Of The Week]] are planning to bring about the end of the world. Their response:
---> '''Buffy, Willow, Xander:''' AGAIN??
* [[MusicalEpisode "They got... the mustard... OOOUUUT!!!!"]]
** The part that gets this troper is the deadpanned line immediately following:
---> Buffy: It's not just us.
** More from the MusicalEpisode:
---> She's not half the girl she OWWWWW!
---> It must be bunnies!!! Or maybe midgets...
---> Xander: It could be witches, some evil witches ''*sees Willow and Tara glare at him*''...which is ridiculous, 'cause witches, they were persecuted, Wicca good and love the Earth and women power and...I'll be over here.
** The woman singing about getting a parking ticket.
--->The women singing: Hey, I am not wearing underwear.
** This bit:
---> '''Dawn''': "Oh my god! You'll never believe what happened at school today!"
---> '''Buffy''': (Without looking up) "Everybody started singing and dancing?"
---> '''Dawn''': (Deadpan) "I gave birth to a pterodactyl."
---> '''Anya''': (NOT deadpan) "Oh my god, did it sing?"
* Buffy's attempts in "Grave" to fill Giles in on everything that's happened since he left. Anya's a vengeance demon again, Dawn's been stealing, they're running out of money... "[[spoiler:And I've been sleeping with Spike.]]" Giles stares at her solemnly for a long moment, then ''cracks up.''
* Three Words: "Harmony has minions?"
* "That's cool. I'm going to go home, lay down and listen to country music... the music of pain."
* After a long and very grim explanation by Giles, of how the demon Acathla, if awakened, would pull the entire world into a Hell dimension, where every non-demon would suffer eternal torment, we suddenly cut to the view Angel, Spike, and Drusilla looking at the stone that's holding Acathla:
---> '''Spike:''' It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
* From the same episode: Angelus attempts to perform the ritual that will awaken Acathla, but is thrown across the room when it doesn't work. Spike's response?
--->'''Spike:''' (singsong) Someone wasn't wooooorthy.
* No quotes from Anya? Really? The woman with the Bunny song?
---> '''Anya:''' That's so very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon! I can just hear you in private: "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal."
---> '''Anya:''' (Dressed up in a [[CharliesAngels Charlie's Angels]] costume for Halloween) Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime.
** And in that first quote, she's talking to a ''chicken foot'' as she imagines them making fun of her. Anyway, this troper thinks that "Where The Wild Things Are", quite possibly the stupidest goddamn episode of the entire series, is worth it just to hear Anya angrily shouting "Me too! WHOOHOO!" What makes it gold is that she isn't being at all sarcastic - she's actually trying to sound like she's having fun, but is so furious that the attempt fails utterly.
*
---> '''Giles:''' The summoning spell for Gachnar can be shut down in one of two ways. Destroying the Mark of Gachnar...
---> '''Buffy destroys the mark'''
---> '''Giles:''' ...is not one of them, and will in fact immediately bring forth the Fear Demon itself.
---> *''cue [[spoiler:three-inch high demon]]
* The exchange between Xander and Giles that follows the fear demon's appearance:
---> '''Giles:''' Don't taunt the fear demon.
---> '''Xander:''' *alarmed* Why? Can he hurt me?
---> '''Giles:''' [[spoiler:No, it's just tacky]].
* This wraps up with Giles finding the information on Gachnar in an old book. Under the image it says (in another language) [[spoiler: Actual Size]].
--->'''Buffy:''' There's no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.\\
'''Willow:''' I think I'm gonna barf.\\
'''Buffy:''' Except that.
* Angel's petulant reaction to the news that [[spoiler:Spike has regained his soul]] in "Chosen" (S7x22).
--> '''Buffy:''' Oh my god, are you twelve?"
* This troper maintains that the funniest moment in the entire series is Snyder's line in "Band Candy" (S3x06):
---> '''Principal Snyder:''' Woo, Summers, you drive like a SPAZZ.
** This actually comes back up in Season 8, when [[spoiler: Buffy accidentally goes to the future, and meets the Slayer of that time.]]
--> Melaka Fray: Summers, you drive like a SPAZZ!
--> Buffy: Oh my God. THAT is the one phrase that has survived two hundred years? [[BuffySpeak I should have been more gentle to the English language]].
* This troper's favourite is the Scoobies trying to come up with a way to defeat the Mayor in "Graduation Day".
-->'''Cordelia:''' I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
-->'''Oz:''' We attack the Mayor with hummus.
-->'''Cordelia:''' I stand corrected.
-->'''Oz:''' Just keeping things in perspective.
-->'''Cordelia:''' Thank you.
** And then, later on:
-->'''Angel:''' Well, he wasn't too crazy about germs.
-->'''Cordelia:''' Of course! That's it! We'll attack him with germs.
-->'''Buffy:''' Great! We'll get him cornered and then you can sneeze on him.
-->'''Cordelia:''' No! No. We'll get a container of Ebola virus and . . . and . . . or, it doesn't even have to be real. We can get a box that says Ebola on it and . . . um . . . chase him! ''(silence)'' With the box.
-->'''Xander:''' I'm starting to lean towards the Hummus Offensive.
-->'''Oz:''' They'll never see it coming.
* Another great Oz moment comes when Buffy hears his thoughts in "Earshot":
--> '''Oz''': [thinks] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. [out loud] Huh.
* Not to forget the whole of ''Something Blue''.
** Especially the scenes where Spike and Buffy plan their wedding, and Xander's reaction to it:
--->'''Xander:''' Yeah. Right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.
--->'''Buffy:''' Xander!
--->'''Spike:''' That's it! You're off the usher list.
*** And...
--->'''Buffy''': Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be ''William the Bloody'' or just ''Spike''? 'cause either way, it's gonna look majorly weird.
--->'''Spike''': Whereas the name "Buffy" gives it that touch of classic elegance.
--->'''Buffy''': What's wrong with ''Buffy''?
--->'''Giles''': (''[[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]]'') Huh. Such a good question.
*** And after the love spell is suddenly broken, and Buffy and Spike return to their usual loathing:
--->'''Spike''': Oh! Bloody hell!
--->'''Buffy''': ''(spitting)'' Spike lips! Lips of Spike!!

*** The denouement...
--->'''Spike''': ''(tied up in a chair)'' Don't I get a cookie?
--->'''Buffy''': No.
--->'''Spike''': Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth.
--->'''Buffy''': You're a pig, Spike.
--->'''Spike''': Yeah, well, I'm not the one who wanted "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance. ''(Buffy's friends turn toward her in horror on hearing this)''
--->'''Buffy''': ''(embarrassed)'' ... That was the spell!

* Harmony's fight with Xander in "The Initiative". First, they square off. Then, Harmony slaps Xander. Then, Xander kicks Harmony in the shins. Then they start pulling each other's hair. Then it goes to [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome slow-mo]]...
** What's even better about this episode is that it's the only fight in either series in which any of the actors actually were hurt afterwards. Not badly, but they had to wear shin guards and knee pads so they didn't get too bruised.
* Joyce's final scene is quite possibly the most laugh-out-loud funny moment in the series, which makes it extremely bittersweet.
--> '''Joyce''': Gosh, I'd forgotten how much fun dating can be.
--> '''Buffy''': I dunno. I was standing right here. I didn't even see Prince Charming. I didn't even see a good night kiss. It all looked pretty tame to me.
--> '''Joyce''': Well, I suppose by your standards, it could seem pretty... Oh, dear.
--> '''Buffy''': What?
--> '''Joyce''': I left my bra in his car.
--> '''Buffy''': MOTHER!!!
--> '''Joyce''': I'm kidding.
--> '''Buffy''': Good God, that's horrible. Don't do that.
--> '''Joyce''': I left it in the restaurant.
--> '''Buffy''': (running upstairs with her hands over her ears): No more! No more! No more!
--> '''Joyce''': On the dessert cart!
--> '''Buffy''': (faintly, off screen) I can't hear you!
* In the episode "Bad Girls," Giles and a pre-{{Badass}} Wesley have been taken prisoner by the MonsterOfTheWeek - Balthazar, a grotesquely obese demon in a large bath who is looking for [[{{MacGuffin}} a powerful amulet]]. The expected interrogation begins thus:
---> '''Balthazar:''' You know what I want.
---> '''Giles:''' (completely deadpan) If it's for me to scrub those hard-to-reach places, I'd like to request you kill me now.
** And just before that, when they're first taken prisoner:
---> '''Wesley:''' What ''is'' that creature?
---> '''Giles:''' That would be your demon. You know, ''the dead one?''
---> '''Wesley:''' The important thing, is to stay calm!
---> '''Giles:''' *deadpans* Well, thank God you're here, I was about to panic.
* "You had sex with Giles! You had ''sex'' with ''Giles''? On the hood of a Police Car? ''TWICE?!''"
** And Giles walking straight into a tree at the episode's conclusion.
* ''Storyteller.'' Most of it, actually, but coming to mind are the slow-mo kitchen sequence and "Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"
** Honestly, all of his fantasy sequences are brilliant, especially the supervillain one
----> '''Andrew:''' In my plan, we are beltless!
*** Also:
---> '''Andrew:''' WE ARE AS GOOOOODS *plays harp while a unicorn trots gently by*
* The episode [[spoiler:we took our edit password from]]:
--->'''Xander:''' And was there a lesson in all of this? What have we learned about beer?
--->'''Buffy:''' Foamy!
--->'''Xander:''' Good. Just so that's clear.
* Xander and Giles find a book with a picture of what [[spoiler: the Mayor will Ascend into]]: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
* "Does anyone else feel like we've been Keyser Soze'd?"
* Spike explaining why he doesn't want to destroy the world, ending with his description of people as 'Happy Meals with legs'.
** Same episode, Buffy: "The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big '''ho'''?"
* The scene with Spike's being unable to attack Willow as [[TheLoinsSleepTonight a metaphor]].
** "Why don't we wait half an hour and you can try again? [[{{Beat}} ...]][[LateToThePunchline or...]]" *hits Spike over the head with a lamp*
* Anya drops her clothes while Xander's back is turned, he turns around holding a juice box. You can guess where it goes from there.
** He fixes the cable?
* This part from "Tabula Rasa," where Spike thinks he's Giles' son and reads the name inside of his suit jacket:
-->'''Spike:''' Randy? Randy Giles?! Why not Horny Giles or Desperate-For-A-Shag Giles?!?!
** How about Giles and Anya as a married couple? Or Willow and Alex(Xander) as a couple with Willow's attraction to Tara? Or JOAN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER?!?
* Head and shoulders of Spike as he finishes pouting at an invisible Buffy for only coming around to use him. He tells her to take her clothes if she can find them and get out.. then [[RapeIsOkWhenItIsFemaleOnMale looks crotchward suddenly]], [[RapeAsComedy "That's cheatin'!"]]
* In the episode, ''The I in Team,'' Spike has a tracer planted (read: shot) into his shoulder by the Initiative. Giles calls Willow in to use a spell to disrupt it's beacon. The spell that Willow chooses has the effect of ionizing the air around them. After the spell is finished, all the lights in the house burst, and when the camera pulls back to the Scoobies... Words fail [[{{Seiryu}} this troper.]] Their hair looks like they all got struck by lightning. Or, to put it another way, like they raided Angel's hair-styling gel stash and used it. All. At once.
** Willow's hair is truly spectacular. Its defiance of gravity rivals any FinalFantasy character.
-->'''Willow:''' Did it work? Is the atmosphere ionized?
-->'''Giles:''' ..... I'd venture 'yes'.
* For this troper it'll always be the episode 'Go Fish' where Xander came across a mutant fish monster and tries to tell the others about it. Though some aren't quite buying how he faced it.
-->'''Cordelia:''' Admit it, you ran like a woman.
** And just a few minutes later,
--->'''Xander:''' What about me, what do I do?
--->'''Cordelia:''' You could go into the parking lot and practice running like a man.
** This exhange:
--->'''Buffy''': So, something ripped him open and ate out his insides?
--->'''Willow''': Like an Oreo cookie, well, except for, you know, without the... chocolatey cookie goodness...
* ''Pangs'' wasn't the best of episodes in the series, with awkward conflict over Native Americans in the Scooby Gang and Angel being...well, having barely any role in the story at all. But James Marsters delivers some stellar performance that actually made me sympathetic towards a blood-sucking demon, for not being able to suck blood! Then he does some hilarious propwork hopping around in a chair all tied up while the Shumash indians are firing arrow after arrow at him. But the crowning moment of funny comes right towards the end of the encounter, where...
--->'''Spike:''' [[EverythingsWorseWithBears A BEAR! YOU MADE A BEAR!]]
--->'''Buffy:''' I didn't mean to!
--->'''Spike:''' UNDO IT! UNDO IT!!
* The Zombie episode.
---> '''Giles (''Imitating Joyce'')''': Oh bloody hell...''Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!'' Bloody Americans!
* Giles again, this time with ''A New Man''.
---> '''Giles''': Oh who am I kidding? Nothing is going to happen. (Closes the door)
---> '''Ethan''': (Coming out of the shadows) Oh I wouldn't say that. In fact, Giles, old mate, I'd say things are about to get rather-
---> '''Giles''': (Comes back in) Did someone-?
---> '''Ethan''': Oh Bugger! I thought you'd left!
* "The Pack"
---> '''Buffy:''' It's bad, isn't it?
---> '''Giles:''' It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen year old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him.
* "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered": Due to [[strike:Axe Deodorant]] a failed love spell, Xander is being chased by every girl in the town. He goes to the library and shoves a dresser-sized thing up against the door to barricade it. Then Buffy ''pulls'' the door open from the other side.
** Why don't we just start a page called "CrowningEpisodesOfAwesome," put Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered in as the first entry, and just be done with it?
* In ''Into The Woods'' (5x10), the large banner celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa & Gurnenthar's Ascendance in Giles' shop.
* This CMOF from ''Innocence'', also a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]] and the excuse for one of Joss's favorite props:
--> [[AC: Judge]] (gloating): No weapon forged can defeat me!
--> Buffy: That was then...
--> *Buffy lifts rocket-propelled grenade launcher*
--> Buffy: This is now.
--> *Angel and Drusilla begin to dive out of the way*
--> [[AC: Judge]] (curious): What's that do?
--> *kwshhhhFOOOOOM*
* From "Killed by Death" when no one is singing
--> [[AC: Buffy]] Shh, hospital zone no singing
* Xander's dream sequence in ''Restless'' (4x22), where Xander is [[{{ApocalypseNow}} Benjamin L. Willard and Snyder is Colonel Kurtz]].
** The single most hilarious part of that episode has to be Giles SINGING his traditional expository monologue about the MonsterOfTheWeek. It literally must be seen to be believed.
* In the last episode of Season Two, the scene with Joyce and Spike sitting together in the living room is hilariously awkward.
--> '''Joyce:''' Have we met?
--> '''Spike:''' Er... You hit me with an axe one time. Remember, er, "get the hell away from my daughter"?
--> '''Joyce:''' Oh. - pause - So, do you live here in town?
* 'Lovers' Walk', in Season Three:
--> '''Cordelia:''' Get out of Sunnydale, that's a good thing. What kind of moron would ever want to come back ''here''?
--> (cut to ''Welcome to Sunnydale'' town entrance sign being smashed down by Spike's car on his way in - for the second time in the series)
** Then there's Spike taunting Angel, standing behind Joyce pulling a Lugosi pose.
** Spike passes out drunk in front of a crypt and wakes up when his hand catches fire from the sunlight. He rushes to a small fountain on the side of the crypt to put it out... [[NiceJobBreakingItHero and shouts in pain from having splashed holy water across his hand]].
* At the beginning of the episode "Helpless" in season three, where Angel is casually (trying to, at least) asking Buffy if she has a date on her birthday.
--> '''Buffy:''' Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him 'Daddy'.
--> '''Angel:''' (looking relieved) Huh. Your father.
--> (pause)
--> '''Angel:'''... It ''is'' your father, right?
* TwoWords: Cheese. Man.
* "Uh, are we gonna fight? Or is this gonna be, like, some big monster sarcasm rally?" That line had this troper (kalel32688) and his mom in stitches.
* Buffy: "Didn't anyone come here just to make out?" [two vamps raise their hands] "Awww... that's sweet."
** This troper thinks those were ordinary humans. It was a popular make out spot after all, and they were the only ones not showing either a demon-face or desire to do anything but run away as soon as things started to look violent.
* In ''Hush'', when Spike has to stay in Xander's bedroom and is tied to a chair by his bed, he says the following with the ''funniest girly voice you have ever heard'':
--> '''Spike:''' Xander, don't you care about me?
--> '''Xander:''' Shut up.
--> '''Spike:''' We never talk.
--> '''Xander:''' Shut up!
--> '''Spike:''' Xaaaaander...
--> '''Xander''': SHUT UP!
* Willow re her parallel dimensional evil twin: "I'm so evil and skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay."
** And her evil twins reaction to waking up in Willows fluffy clothes: "Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy."
** The [[IronicEcho callback]] in ''Tabula Rasa'', using those exact words. Minus the "evil and skanky" part.
* Andrew failing to kill a pig in "Never Leave Me".
* Buffy, Willow, and Anya trying to win Jacket-Boy's love in the Bewitched Jacket episode. To sum up:
** Buffy attempts to kill Principal Wood. With the [[BrickJoke rocket launcher]].
*** Not to mention the scene where she attempts it. Principal Wood is listening to quiet jazz while marking papers. In the window behind him we see Buffy appearing with the launcher, then getting tackled by Spike. The scuffle continues without Wood noticing.
** Willow tries to [[GenderBender fix]] the problem with Jacket-Boy's physical form.
** And Anya is implied to have committed multiple robberies somewhere, but turns the radio off before we can find out where and lies to the others about it when they ask.
---> Anya: Oh! I wrote...a poem. Comparing him to daisies and forests and diamonds, and that sort of thing.
* In "Lie to Me" Angel laments the shallow vampire fanboys:
-->'''Angel:''' These people don't know anything about vampires. What they are, how they live, how they dress...
-->*Cue a teen walking past in an outfit identical to his*
* Giles in Season 7 when the Scoobies start fearing that he might be the First because they can't remember if he's touched anything, since the First is incorporeal and all.
-->'''Giles:''' You think that I'm evil because I bring a group of girls camping and ''don't'' touch them?
* Drusilla's always good for a laugh:
--->'''Dru:''' I'm naming all the stars...
--->'''Spike:''' You can't see the stars. That's the ceiling, Dru. Also, it's day.
--->'''Dru:''' I ''can'' see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.
* Final episode of season 7, Chosen. Two words. "Wheelchair fight."
* During a reminder that the Scooby Gang (quote circa late season 5) is ''hardly'' a group of civilians:
--> [[AC: Buffy:]] "We're talking about two very powerful witches and a [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne thousand-year-old]] ex-demon."
--> [[AC: [[TheDitz Anya]]:]] "Willow's a demon?!"
* Principal Snyder cracked me up repeatedly in his introductory episode, 'The Puppet Show'. I don't know whether it was his deadpan delivery or his cynical portrayal of kids. It was probably his berating the late former principal's school policies and his horrible fate of being eaten, though. Regardless, his were most the lines in that episode worthy of remembrance.
-->'''Snyder:''' "Kids today need discipline. That's an unpopular word these days, discipline. I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.' That's the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to [[HilariousInHindsight being eaten]]."
* Angel's reaction to finding out Spike has a soul.
* -->Buffy: "What are you doing here? Five words, or less?
--> Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch."
* -->Angel: Pipe down!
--> Spike: Pipe down? Is that official sailor talk? Well you can swab my deck!"
* And after Buffy knocks Spike into the tomb he was sitting on: --> Careful. These (his nails) are wet.
* In the Season 5 premiere, Xander is trying not to let everyone else know that he's been brainwashed by Dracula:
--> '''Xander:''' Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master!
--> (Everybody looks at him funny.)
--> '''Xander:''' ...bator.
** It gets even funnier later on:
--> '''Xander:''' I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Prince.
--> (Everybody looks at him funny again.)
--> '''Xander:''' ...bator.
* In the pilot for the AnimatedAdaption Giles goes from explaining about the apocalypse to disparing about the lack of attention without missing a beat.
** --> "Morgala's exact nature eludes us but we have narrowed it down to not listening to a word I'm saying."

[after the vampire has escaped]

--> '''Xander:''' I think you're drawing a low of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Prince.

* What, no love for Angel's reaction to finding out Spike has a soul?

*D'Hoffryn, upon seeing the Anya's murdered frat boys in season 7's "Selfless": "Oh, Breathtaking! It's like someone slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue."

--->'''Willow''': Like an Oreo cookie, well, except for, you know, without the... chocolatey cookie goodness.

...* ''Pangs'' wasn't the best of episodes in the series, with awkward conflict over Native Americans in the Scooby Gang and Angel being...well, having barely any role in the story at all. But James Marsters delivers some stellar performance that actually made me sympathetic towards a blood-sucking demon, for not being able to suck blood! Then he does some hilarious propwork hopping around in a chair all tied up while the Shumash indians are firing arrow after arrow at him. But the crowning moment of funny comes right towards the end of the encounter, where...

* ''Pangs'' wasn't the best of episodes in the series, with awkward conflict over Native Americans in the Scooby Gang and Angel being...well, having barely any role in the story at all. But James Marsters delivers some stellar performance that actually made me sympathetic towards a blood-sucking demon, for not being able to suck blood! Then he does some hilarious propwork hopping around in a chair all tied up while the Shumash indians are firing arrow after arrow at him. But the crowning moment of funny comes right towards the end of the encounter, where...