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* The entier [[Franchise/AceAttorney Ace Attorney]] with lyrics is 2 minutes of him poking fun at as many things as he can about the franchise.

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* The entier entire [[Franchise/AceAttorney Ace Attorney]] with lyrics is 2 minutes of him poking fun at as many things as he can about the franchise.


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*** Then there's [[ViewerGenderConfusion his confusion]] over [[CampStraight Max]] [[{{Bishonen}} Galactica]].
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* [[VideoGame/DragonWarrior]] with Lyrics:
** VideoGame/ShovelKnight was used as an image for the Eldrick the Noble Knight.

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* [[VideoGame/DragonWarrior]] ''[[VideoGame/DragonQuest Dragon Warrior]]'' with Lyrics:
** VideoGame/ShovelKnight was used as an image for the Eldrick Erdrick the Noble Knight.



* [[VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus]] with Lyrics:

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* [[VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus]] ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'' with Lyrics:



* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Link Up with Me Baby]]: the ''entire premise'' of the song? Brent just wanted to make a song about "Tiny Hylian - Giant Fairy romance". Not to mention, there are more than a couple of [[AccidentalInnuendo accidental innuendos]].

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* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Link Up with Me Baby]]: Baby]]'': the ''entire premise'' of the song? Brent just wanted to make a song about "Tiny Hylian - Giant Fairy romance". Not to mention, there are more than a couple of [[AccidentalInnuendo accidental innuendos]].



* [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Ken's Theme]] with Lyrics. Brent mostly portrays Ken as a ''douchebag'' who unleashes [[PungeonMaster puns]] on the other fighters and gladly wants to see Cammy's "[[DistractedByTheSexy bodankadonk]]".

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* [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Ken's Theme]] Theme]]'' with Lyrics. Brent mostly portrays Ken as a ''douchebag'' who unleashes [[PungeonMaster puns]] on the other fighters and gladly wants to see Cammy's "[[DistractedByTheSexy bodankadonk]]".
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* Dragon Warrior with Lyrics:
** VideoGame/ShovelKnight was used a image of the Eldrick The Noble Knight.
** "The ball of light must be returned / But at the moment you're a noob"

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* Dragon Warrior [[VideoGame/DragonWarrior]] with Lyrics:
** VideoGame/ShovelKnight was used a as an image of for the Eldrick The the Noble Knight.
** "The ball of light must be returned / [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating But at the moment you're a noob"noob]]"



** The entire segment featuring Brent on-camera. Especially the moments when he SuddenlyShouting:
--> In this game... everything takes a really long time...
--> '''HOLY BALLS!''' Don't you know that there's stairs there...?
--> At this pace... it's a slow and deliberate climb...
--> '''SLOW MY GOD''', like a snail with a walker...
--> This game's hard... you get mad, and controllers are flung...
--> '''WHERE THE FUCK''' are these magical doodads?!
--> How did kids... have the patience to deal with this dung?
--> '''JEEZY CRIPES''', how did anyone play this...?

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** The entire segment featuring Brent on-camera. Especially the moments when he SuddenlyShouting:
he's SuddenlyShouting
--> In ''In this game... everything takes a really long time...
time...''
--> '''HOLY '''''HOLY BALLS!''' Don't you know that there's stairs there...?
?''
--> At ''At this pace... it's a slow and deliberate climb...
climb...''
--> '''SLOW '''''SLOW MY GOD''', like a snail with a walker...
walker...''
--> This ''This game's hard... you get mad, and controllers are flung...
flung...''
--> '''WHERE '''''WHERE THE FUCK''' are these magical doodads?!
doodads?!''
--> How ''How did kids... have the patience to deal with this dung?
dung?''
--> '''JEEZY '''''JEEZY CRIPES''', how did anyone play this...??''



* Shadow of the Colossus with Lyrics:

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* Shadow of the Colossus [[VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus]] with Lyrics:



* "Link Up with Me Baby": the ''entire premise'' of the song? Brent just wanted to make a song about "Tiny Hylian - Giant Fairy romance".

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* "Link [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Link Up with Me Baby": Baby]]: the ''entire premise'' of the song? Brent just wanted to make a song about "Tiny Hylian - Giant Fairy romance".romance". Not to mention, there are more than a couple of [[AccidentalInnuendo accidental innuendos]].



--> They say that Guile's music [[MemeticMutation goes with everything]] - that's bullshit!
--> He sucks, and so does his stupid tune:
--> - Duh, Sonic Boom-
--> - YA FUCKING DICKFACE!

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--> They ''They say that Guile's music [[MemeticMutation goes with everything]] - that's bullshit!
bullshit!''
--> He ''He sucks, and so does his stupid tune:
tune:''
--> - ''- Duh, Sonic Boom-
Boom-''
--> - YA ''- '''YA FUCKING DICKFACE! DICKFACE!'''''

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-->''In my other pants... there's a wallet''
-->''(There's a wallet, muthafucka)''



-->''You beat the game''
-->''You're feeling pretty cool''

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-->''You beat the game''
game,''
-->''You're feeling pretty cool''cool:''



-->''And missed a day of school''
-->''You played like a champ''

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-->''And missed a day of school''
school,''
-->''You played like a champ''champ,''



** "Tonight I will dine on TURTLE POOP!"

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** "Tonight -->''Tonight I will dine on on- TURTLE POOP!"POOP!''



** "You're hallucinating ice cream and cake in the amazon! "
** The ending: "Well at least it's not the Moon"

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** "You're hallucinating ice cream and cake in the amazon! "
Amazon!"
** The ending: "Well "Well, at least it's not the Moon"Moon..."



** Gotta gotta get that Balding ass face!
** Gotta run now, [[Series/SesameStreet Guy Smiley!]], gotta run now, Bill O'Reily!

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** Gotta get, gotta get that Balding ass face!
Ass Face!
** Gotta run- gotta run now, [[Series/SesameStreet Guy Smiley!]], gotta run- gotta run now, Bill O'Reily!O'Reilly!



** Brental's frequent injections after The Megas lyrics of "Although I like your mustache"

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** Brental's frequent injections after The Megas lyrics of of: "Although I like your mustache"mustache!"



* After an entire song arguing with Dave Bulmer about whether or not ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'' is any good, it ends with both parties shrugging and saying "either way, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins the sequel]] was better."

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* After an entire song arguing with Dave Bulmer about whether or not ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'' is any good, it ends with both parties shrugging and saying "either saying: "Either way, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins the sequel]] was better."



* Though "Just One Duck" is a heartwarming song, you can't help but laugh at some of the cameos and Capcom {{Shout Out}}s like [[Franchise/AceAttorney Maya reacting with glee when Phoenix gives her a copy of the game]], or [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Dr. Wily]] as a bum on the streets, holding a sign saying "Dear Scrooge, series on hiatus, need $$".

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* Though "Just One Duck" is a heartwarming song, song (and a tribute in general), you can't help but laugh at some of the cameos and Capcom {{Shout Out}}s like [[Franchise/AceAttorney Maya reacting with glee when Phoenix gives her a copy of the game]], or [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Dr. Wily]] as a bum on the streets, holding a sign saying "Dear Scrooge, series on hiatus, need $$".



** For example, he lampshades [[SaveScumming save scumming]]

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** "Dicks! Boobies! Dicks! Boobies!"
** For example, he lampshades [[SaveScumming save scumming]]scumming]]:



-->Take That! Not Guilty! Hehe... obviously.

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-->Take That! Not Guilty! Hehe...Guilty!
-->Hehe...
obviously.



** Sing it chickens! BAWK BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWKA BAWK BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWKA BAWK BAWK BAWK.

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** Sing it it, chickens! BAWK BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWKA BAWK BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWKA BAWK BAWK BAWK. BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK, BAWK-BAWK-BAWK BAWKA-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK, BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK, BAWK-BAWK-BAWK BAWKA-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK!



** "But I don't rejoice when my choices suck... you limey fuck!"



** This:



--> ''Both'': Dammit, shut up, SHUT UUUUUP!



* Final Fantasy VII with Lyrics
** Barret matched with a "I Pity The Fool!" sound bite from Mr.T.

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* Final Fantasy VII with Lyrics
Lyrics:
** Barret matched with a "I Pity The Fool!" sound bite from Mr. T.



** The entire mini-games portion of the song:
-->'''Brentalfloss''': CPR Mini-game! Dolphin jump mini-game! Battlebots mini-game! Gay Orgy mini-game! Chocobo Mini-Game! Snowboard Race Mini-Game! Hypothermia Mini-Game! Slappity Slappity Mini-Game! Submarine Mini-Game! 30 cats Mini-Game! Fall and Die Mini-Game! Who am I mini gammmmeeeeee (coughs)

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** The entire mini-games portion of the song:
portion:
-->'''Brentalfloss''': CPR Mini-game! Dolphin jump Jump mini-game! Battlebots mini-game! Gay Orgy mini-game! Chocobo Mini-Game! Snowboard Race Mini-Game! Hypothermia Mini-Game! Slappity Slappity Mini-Game! Submarine Mini-Game! 30 cats Cats Mini-Game! Fall and Die Mini-Game! Who am I mini gammmmeeeeee I? Mini Gammmmeeeeee (coughs)






--> These are all things that we let FUCKING BABIES do!

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--> These are all things that we let FUCKING BABIES do!do! (FUCKING BABIES)



---> DK! Goodbye, bees!

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---> --> She's killing all the bees! She's killing all the bees!
--> We don't know why, but [[RuleOfThree she's killing all the bees]]!
--> ...
-->
DK! Goodbye, bees!



** And then there's Chunky! He's dead.

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** And then there's Chunky! He's dead.dead...


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* Dragon Warrior with Lyrics:
** VideoGame/ShovelKnight was used a image of the Eldrick The Noble Knight.
** "The ball of light must be returned / But at the moment you're a noob"
** "Sit down and commit now to legit rounds of outwitting shitclowns"
** The entire segment featuring Brent on-camera. Especially the moments when he SuddenlyShouting:
--> In this game... everything takes a really long time...
--> '''HOLY BALLS!''' Don't you know that there's stairs there...?
--> At this pace... it's a slow and deliberate climb...
--> '''SLOW MY GOD''', like a snail with a walker...
--> This game's hard... you get mad, and controllers are flung...
--> '''WHERE THE FUCK''' are these magical doodads?!
--> How did kids... have the patience to deal with this dung?
--> '''JEEZY CRIPES''', how did anyone play this...?
** "For a little extra dough, you're in the know: you fucking run the show!"
* Shadow of the Colossus with Lyrics:
** "You're some kind of emo dancer / Searching for a necromancer / Someone to revive this woman named Mono!" (Dude, move on, bro!)
** "This guy wears rocks for a thong"
** "Slowly you're darkening" is followed by plastered face of UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump.
** "Present your I.D. with an [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim arrow to the knee!]]"
* "Link Up with Me Baby": the ''entire premise'' of the song? Brent just wanted to make a song about "Tiny Hylian - Giant Fairy romance".
** "Uh, could I climb up your butt?"
* [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Ken's Theme]] with Lyrics. Brent mostly portrays Ken as a ''douchebag'' who unleashes [[PungeonMaster puns]] on the other fighters and gladly wants to see Cammy's "[[DistractedByTheSexy bodankadonk]]".
** He also disses Guile's theme:
--> They say that Guile's music [[MemeticMutation goes with everything]] - that's bullshit!
--> He sucks, and so does his stupid tune:
--> - Duh, Sonic Boom-
--> - YA FUCKING DICKFACE!
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** Apparently, Cranky's dead too. He's ''in'' the fridge!

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** Apparently, Cranky's dead too. He's ''in'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice He's]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice in]]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice the fridge!fridge!]]

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--> DK! Goodbye, bees!

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--> ---> DK! Goodbye, bees!bees!
*** They're still dying in the end credits.
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* "DK Rap 2018 ("Where Are They Now")" for the sheer RefugeInAudacity of the whole thing.
** Donkey Kong got into guns and hunts endangered species ForTheEvulz. His Coconut Gun still fires in spurts, however.
--> If he shoots ya, you'll probably die!
** Tiny's been killing all the bees. [[AndThatsTerrible The song really wants you to know that.]]
--> DK! Goodbye, bees!
** Lanky earned himself a degree and became a sex-ed clown, complete with penis and vulva puppets.
** Diddy's perpetually youthful in appearance, but is a horny old primate who hates his fans. He also blogs.
** And then there's Chunky! He's dead.
--> [[MoodWhiplash DK! Chunky's dead!]]
** Apparently, Cranky's dead too. He's ''in'' the fridge!
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--> '''Wario:''' Really?

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--> '''Wario:''' Really?[[InsultBackfire Really?]]
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*The [[GoodTimesMontage good times montage]] in Papa Yoshi and Baby Mario is full of these. Examples:
**Mario's first... [[FartsOnFire interaction]] with a fire flower as a baby
**The [[RunningGag running gag]] of Mario walking into something while staring at Peach. ''Even [[UpToEleven as a baby]].''
**Bowser's road rage
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* The Mashup of Mega Man 2 with Lyrics (called Gotta Run Now) with TheMegas' I Want To Be The One. The MoodWhiplash between Megas!Mega Man declaring he'll be the one to defeat Doctor Wily and Brental!Mega Man calling him things such as a balding ass face and an old nasty son of a taint makes his lyrics even more hilarious.

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* The Mashup of Mega Man 2 with Lyrics (called Gotta Run Now) with TheMegas' Music/TheMegas' I Want To Be The One. The MoodWhiplash between Megas!Mega Man declaring he'll be the one to defeat Doctor Wily and Brental!Mega Man calling him things such as a balding ass face and an old nasty son of a taint makes his lyrics even more hilarious.
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-->objection! Nope. ''*life bar empties out*'' Guilty! AH! ''*section rewinds*''

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-->objection! -->Objection! Nope. ''*life bar empties out*'' Guilty! AH! ''*section rewinds*''
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--> '''Brentalfloss:''' [[EltonJohn Elton fucking John]], waiting, shitting down the boulevard... Elton John shitting down the boulevard? ''(As he's walking along pretending to shit)'' [[Disney/TheLionKing "Can you feel the love tonight?"]] Hoo!

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--> '''Brentalfloss:''' [[EltonJohn [[Music/EltonJohn Elton fucking John]], waiting, shitting down the boulevard... Elton John shitting down the boulevard? ''(As he's walking along pretending to shit)'' [[Disney/TheLionKing "Can you feel the love tonight?"]] Hoo!
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** Luigi making the now famous "Stare Luigi" face at his baby self in the second verse.

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** Luigi making the now famous "Stare Luigi" face at his baby self in the second verse.verse.
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-->'''Luigi:''' ...Okay.

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-->'''Luigi:''' ...Okay.Okey-dokey.



--> '''Mario:''' [[SarcasmMode GREAT! I'M BLIND NOT! WONDERFUL!]]

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--> '''Mario:''' [[SarcasmMode GREAT! I'M BLIND NOT! NOW! WONDERFUL!]]



--> '''Mario:''' MAYBE YOU SHOULD [[SoundEffectBleep SUCK]] MY [[SoundEffectBleep COCK]]!

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--> '''Mario:''' MAYBE YOU SHOULD [[SoundEffectBleep SUCK]] MY [[SoundEffectBleep COCK]]!DICK]]!
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** This moment from his song about [[VideoGame/LuigisMansionDarkMoon the sequel]]:
-->'''Ghost Chorus:''' Come be our special guest/On one more spooky quest
-->'''E. Gadd:''' I need someone who sucks
-->'''Ghosts:''' And you suck the best!
-->'''Luigi:''' ''[cheerfully]'' Okay!
-->'''E. Gadd:''' ''[louder]'' The best!
-->'''Luigi:''' ...Okay.
-->'''E. Gadd:''' ''[with even more emphasis]'' Your sucking beats the rest!!
-->'''Luigi:''' ''[audibly exasperated]'' Let's-a ''go.''
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* This {{Twitter}} [[https://twitter.com/brentalfloss/status/318560148148858881 exchange]]:

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* This {{Twitter}} Website/{{Twitter}} [[https://twitter.com/brentalfloss/status/318560148148858881 exchange]]:
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**Right after that.
--> '''Mario:''' [[SarcasmMode GREAT! I'M BLIND NOT! WONDERFUL!]]
--> '''Wario:''' Maybe you should've stuck to the plumbing!
--> '''Mario:''' MAYBE YOU SHOULD [[SoundEffectBleep SUCK]] MY [[SoundEffectBleep COCK]]!
--> '''Wario:''' Really?
--> '''Mario:''' [[NoJustNoReaction EW! NO!]]
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* His role in WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''MoulinRouge'', [[LargeHam hamming it up]] as a character from the movie.

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* His role in WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''MoulinRouge'', ''Film/MoulinRouge'', [[LargeHam hamming it up]] as a character from the movie.
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* After an entire song arguing with Dave Bulmer about whether or not ''SuperMarioLand'' is any good, it ends with both parties shrugging and saying "either way, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins the sequel]] was better."

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* After an entire song arguing with Dave Bulmer about whether or not ''SuperMarioLand'' ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'' is any good, it ends with both parties shrugging and saying "either way, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins the sequel]] was better."



* The entiere [[Franchise/AceAttorney Ace Attorney]] with lyrics is 2 minutes of him poking fun at as many things as he can about the franchise.

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* The entiere entier [[Franchise/AceAttorney Ace Attorney]] with lyrics is 2 minutes of him poking fun at as many things as he can about the franchise.
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** "A poop salesman in a smokey gay bar."
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-->'''Boy:''' Do you want a new WiiU?

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-->'''Boy:''' Do you want a new WiiU?UsefulNotes/WiiU?



-->'''Boy:''' [[PlayStation4 PS4]]?

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-->'''Boy:''' [[PlayStation4 [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation4 PS4]]?



-->'''Boy:''' XboxOne.

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-->'''Boy:''' XboxOne.UsefulNotes/XboxOne.
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** Another another FreezeFrameBonus, Simon's business card.
--->'''''SIMON BELMONT'''''
--->''VAMPIRE KILLER''
--->''Cell: 212-555-1622''
--->''Email: dracsux@emailvania[=.com=]''
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** ''[='=]Cause Dr. Wily is an old, nasty [[SoundEffectBleep [background tone[=]=]]] son of a taint''
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** ''Clearly somethin' is not quite right / [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Everything is in black and white]].

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** ''Clearly somethin' is not quite right / [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Everything is in black and white]].''
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** ''Clearly somethin' is not quite right / [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Everything is in black and white]].
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--> {{OwMyBodyPart OW, MY NOSTRIL!]]

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--> {{OwMyBodyPart [[OwMyBodyPart OW, MY NOSTRIL!]]
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--> OW, MY NOSTRIL!

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--> {{OwMyBodyPart OW, MY NOSTRIL!NOSTRIL!]]



--> ''([[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl shrieking]]) OW, MY EYEBALL!''

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--> ''([[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl shrieking]]) OW, [[EyeScream MY EYEBALL!''EYEBALL!]]''
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* ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMK6qu8WUM WITH Lyrics]]. LyricalDissonance at its finest. Note how the briefly drops the Caribbean accent to thickly point out: "And by the way, '''[[SuperDrowningSkills ya can't swim]]'''. [[YetAnotherStupidDeath *glub!*]]"

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* ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMK6qu8WUM WITH Lyrics]]. LyricalDissonance at its finest. Note Special mention to how the briefly drops the Caribbean accent to Brent thickly point points out: "And by the way, '''[[SuperDrowningSkills ya can't swim]]'''. [[YetAnotherStupidDeath *glub!*]]"
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* ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMK6qu8WUM WITH Lyrics]]. LyricalDissonance at its finest. Note how the briefly drops the Caribbean accent to thickly point out "And by the way, '''[[SuperDrowningSkills Ya can't swim]]'''. [[YetAnotherStupidDeath *glub!*]]"

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* ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMK6qu8WUM WITH Lyrics]]. LyricalDissonance at its finest. Note how the briefly drops the Caribbean accent to thickly point out out: "And by the way, '''[[SuperDrowningSkills Ya ya can't swim]]'''. [[YetAnotherStupidDeath *glub!*]]"
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* ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMK6qu8WUM WITH Lyrics]]. LyricalDissonance at its finest. Note how the briefly drops the Caribbean accent to thickly point out "'''And by the way, [[SuperDrowningSkills Ya can't swim]]'''. [[YetAnotherStupidDeath *glub!*]]"

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* ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMK6qu8WUM WITH Lyrics]]. LyricalDissonance at its finest. Note how the briefly drops the Caribbean accent to thickly point out "'''And "And by the way, [[SuperDrowningSkills '''[[SuperDrowningSkills Ya can't swim]]'''. [[YetAnotherStupidDeath *glub!*]]"

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