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1* The entire premise of nearly '''every''' Final Fantasy game ever made is summed-up in the 'Final Fantasy Classic... With Lyrics' song.
2** Those who can enlist/Let's unite/And we'll fight toge~ether/We must save the cry~ystals/Or Orbs/Or the Moon/Whate~ever
3* His rendition of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Terra's theme]].
4-->''In my other pants... there's a wallet''\
5''(There's a wallet, muthafucka)''
6* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 SPIES ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT!]]
7** Pausing for a moment when singing about [[HoYay Heavy and Medic's "legendary bromance"]], then going back to the regular style for the rest of the song.
8* His role in WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''Film/MoulinRouge'', [[LargeHam hamming it up]] as a character from the movie.
9* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coglCRr77aA Classic Ending Credits WITH LYRICS]]''. It's his parody of AWinnerIsYou endings, set to the credits music of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld''.
10-->''You beat the game,''\
11''You're feeling pretty cool:''\
12''You stayed up all night''\
13''And missed a day of school,''\
14''You played like a champ,''\
15''So what do you get?''\
16''[[MoodWhiplash Thirty seven pounds of]] [[PrecisionFStrike Jack Shit!]]''
17* "What if Sewer Surfin had lyrics?" which is an entire song dedicated to how the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles live in poop.
18-->''Tonight I will dine on- TURTLE POOP!''
19* "What if Ducktales-The Amazon had lyrics?"
20** "You're so fucking rich, Bill Gates is your bitch whenever you're in the mood".
21** The FreezeFrameBonus when Brental says Scrooge could rename Duckburg "Suck Turd": Paid for by Scrooge [=McDuck=] bitches!
22** The chorus of "crazy, crazy, crazy" that plays during the song.
23** "You're hallucinating ice cream and cake in the Amazon!"
24** The ending: "Well, at least it's not the Moon..."
25* From the updated "What if ''VideoGame/MegaMan3'' had lyrics?" video: "I'm voting for Barackman Obama!: complete with UsefulNotes/BarackObama in a photoshopped on Mega Man helmet.
26** The ContinuityNod in the CD version: "Yes I voted for Barackman Obama!"
27** "When it comes to help / dogs are much preferred / because I can't do shit with a robot bird!
28* ''VideoGame/MegaMan2'' with Lyrics:
29** Gotta get, gotta get that Balding Ass Face!
30** Gotta run- gotta run now, [[Series/SesameStreet Guy Smiley!]], gotta run- gotta run now, Bill O'Reilly!
31-->'''Bill O'Reilly''': WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
32* The Mashup of Mega Man 2 with Lyrics (called Gotta Run Now) with Music/TheMegas' I Want To Be The One. The MoodWhiplash between Megas!Mega Man declaring he'll be the one to defeat Doctor Wily and Brental!Mega Man calling him things such as a balding ass face and an old nasty son of a taint makes his lyrics even more hilarious.
33** Brental's frequent injections after The Megas lyrics of: "Although I like your mustache!"
34** ''[='=]Cause Dr. Wily is an old, nasty [[SoundEffectBleep [background tone[=]=]]] son of a taint''
35* Another FreezeFrameBonus in his ''Castlevania 2'' music video, when it cuts to Trevor Belmont's grave:
36-->''Here lies TREVOR BELMONT, The Original Vampire Killer. (You'll meet him in Castlevania III. It's a prequel. Even though it's called III. Blame Konami.)''
37** In the same song: "[[GottaCatchThemAll I'll amass]] his balls of brass/ And when I find his ass, I'm gonna kick it!"
38** Another another FreezeFrameBonus, Simon's business card.
39--->'''''SIMON BELMONT'''''\
40''VAMPIRE KILLER''\
41''Cell: 212-555-1622''\
42''Email: dracsux@emailvania[=.com=]''
43* Any time the Flossman does a Mad Lib. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxDYQLM3IQU This one, to Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'", is particularly awesome.]]
44** A honey bucket is basically a bucket you use as a toilet, so... Oh bother, indeed.
45---> '''Brentalfloss:''' Just a hairy girl, living in a lonely honey bucket... Like Franchise/WinnieThePooh, like, "Piglet, I'm living in a honey bucket. Oh bother".
46** This one's worth it just for the image.
47---> '''Brentalfloss:''' [[Music/EltonJohn Elton fucking John]], waiting, shitting down the boulevard... Elton John shitting down the boulevard? ''(As he's walking along pretending to shit)'' [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "Can you feel the love tonight?"]] Hoo!
48** "A poop salesman in a smokey gay bar". (Brent notes that selling poop sounds like a difficult job, so it's understandable that a poop salesman might want to go out to a smokey gay bar to relax after work)
49** "Smell of wine and cheap donkey cock!"
50* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} STD's: Gotta Catch 'em All]]. The entire thing is awesome, but there's something particularly special about the halo that appears when he says that it's always been his dream.
51* The "Pirated Edition" of "Bits of Me" ''in its entirety''. The first half can be heard [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Xac9i3TkQ here]] and the second half [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihx1DYJOwZQ here]].
52* After an entire song arguing with Dave Bulmer about whether or not ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'' is any good, it ends with both parties shrugging and saying: "Either way, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins the sequel]] was better".
53** There's also the marvelously confused AsideGlance Brent does when Dave starts reminiscing happily near the beginning of the song.
54** They also manage to bring up ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'''s ContestedSequel nature. Afterwards, Dave launches into a bunch of British insults, Brent reacts with confusion to each one, and Dave pulls out an [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage American-to-English dictionary]].
55** The mid-song argument gets references in ''Super Mario Sunshine WITH LYRICS''.
56--->'''Dave:''' I just think that it deserves a place on the shelf with the ''good'' Mario games - which is ''all'' of them. Except ''Sunshine'', obviously.\
57'''Brent:''' Are you kidding? ''Sunshine''[='=]s, like, the best one!\
58'''[[RepeatCut Brent:]]''' ''Sunshine''[='=]s, like, the best one!\
59'''[[RuleOfThree Brent:]]''' ''[[SlowMotion Sunshine]]''[[SlowMotion 's, like, the best one!]]\
60'''Caption:''' THAT WAS WHAT I HEARD.\
61'''Caption:''' THEN I PLAYED IT.
62* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAAklxOde14 Brent's counter-trolling]] a {{troll}} who bid high for the call on a moving sale auction and refused to pay forward.
63* The entirety of the Roommate Song, but in particular, "If you violate one of my bagels, don't put it back in the [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin' bag!]]"
64* This Website/{{Twitter}} [[https://twitter.com/brentalfloss/status/318560148148858881 exchange]]:
65-->'''Music/BrentalFloss:''' Has anyone ever used the term "Nadpoles" for semen? Because, I mean, it works.\
66'''WebVideo/TheRapCritic:''' Let's make this a thing.
67* Many of the video game characters' deaths in the Game Over tinies videos are very silly. For example [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Ultros]] was done in by the chlorine of a pool, [[VideoGame/SoulSeries Voldo]] shaved himself too cleanly with his weapons, Mario rammed into a wall due to a faulty transmission, Rayman wasted away because [[SpotlightStealingSquad the Rabbids]] stole all his attention, Sonic drowned right next to some air bubbles, Tails drowned because he was following Sonic...
68* Though "Just One Duck" is a heartwarming song (and a tribute in general), you can't help but laugh at some of the cameos and Capcom {{Shout Out}}s like [[Franchise/AceAttorney Maya reacting with glee when Phoenix gives her a copy of the game]], or [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Dr. Wily]] as a bum on the streets, holding a sign saying "Dear Scrooge, series on hiatus, need $$".
69* Some of the lyrics in ''VideoGame/LuigisMansion'' with lyrics are hilarious:
70-->"Your brother gets [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld a world]], and [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand a land]], and [[VideoGame/MarioPaint a mouse]]. He gets a [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy galaxy]]! ...You get [[SoundEffectBleep a f**king house]].
71** "By the way, he's here and he's feeling sad. He's trapped in a painting, which is [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 suddenly bad.]]"
72** There's also a nice {{Pun}} later:
73--->"Maybe you'll make a new friend... ''*shows Luigi sucking up Lydia*'' A ''ghoul''-friend! ''*laughs*''
74** The start of the E. Gadd segment:
75---> Luigi, hello! Welcome to my hut. I'm Professor E. Gadd... ''stop scratching your butt''!
76** This moment from his song about [[VideoGame/LuigisMansionDarkMoon the sequel]]:
77--->'''Ghost Chorus:''' Come be our special guest/On one more spooky quest\
78'''E. Gadd:''' I need someone who sucks\
79'''Ghosts:''' And you suck the best!\
80'''Luigi:''' ''[cheerfully]'' Okay!\
81'''E. Gadd:''' ''[louder]'' The best!\
82'''Luigi:''' ...Okey-dokey.\
83'''E. Gadd:''' ''[with even more emphasis]'' Your sucking beats the rest!!\
84'''Luigi:''' ''[audibly exasperated]'' Let's-a ''go.''
85** And finally... here comes [[VideoGame/LuigisMansion3 the threequel]]:
86-->'''E. Gadd:''' ''Didn't Peach [[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine used to have her own plane?]] Cause damn!\
87I've never seen a royal passenger van!\
88But hey, you're in luck, I brought a portable hut-\
89Luigi, for God's sake, '''[[CallBack stop scratching your butt!]]'''''\
90...\
91''[[Music/{{Eagles}} Scratchin' your butt in a hotel, not a mansion...]]\
92[[Music/HotelCalifornia Such a queasy gut (such a queasy gut)]]\
93Such an itchy butt-\
94'''E. Gadd (exasperated):''' Let's take it home now!''
95* The entire [[Franchise/AceAttorney Ace Attorney]] with lyrics is 2 minutes of him poking fun at as many things as he can about the franchise.
96--> "I meet all kinds of weirdos on my justice-seeking quest\
97The dudes [[{{Jerkass}} are total dicks]], and the ladies [[BuxomBeautyStandard have big breasts!]]\
98Come on, y'all!\
99''Dicks! Boobies! Dicks! Boobies!\
100Dick! Boobies! Boobies! Dicks!''"
101** Then there's [[ViewerGenderConfusion his confusion]] over [[CampStraight Max]] [[{{Bishonen}} Galactica]].
102-->Uh... [[EntertaininglyWrong Boobies]]?
103** He also takes a shot at [[SaveScumming save scumming]]:
104--->Objection! Nope. ''*life bar takes a hit*''\
105Objection! Nope. ''*life bar takes another hit*''\
106Objection! Nope. ''*life bar empties out*'' Guilty! AH! ''*section rewinds*''\
107Objection! Nope. ''*Full life bar takes a hit*''\
108Objection! Nope. ''*life bar takes a hit*''\
109Take That! ''[table slam]'' Not Guilty!\
110Hehe... obviously.
111* ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' WITH LYRICS is the type of song that would sound epic (well, ''Brental''-epic, anyway)... if not for the fact that it's a song about a warrior armed with a '''shovel'''. There is something inherently funny about the phrase "Steel Thy Shovel".
112** Also this part about the Tower of Fate
113--->''Ghosts abound so pound them with your [[DoubleEntendre balls of light!]]\
114What a sight!''
115* This excerpt from Game Launch Rock.
116-->'''Boy:''' Do you want a new Platform/WiiU?\
117'''[=GameBoy=]:''' more like "PU".\
118'''Boy:''' [[Platform/PlayStation4 PS4]]?\
119'''[=GameBoy=]:''' Oh give me more!\
120'''Boy:''' Platform/XboxOne.\
121'''[=GameBoy=]:''' Xbox Done.\
122'''Boy:''' Platform/{{Ouya}}?\
123'''[=GameBoy=]:''' Uh... what?
124* Earthbound with Lyrics from his third album is naturally full of these given the source material.
125** Sing it, chickens! BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK, BAWK-BAWK-BAWK BAWKA-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK, BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK, BAWK-BAWK-BAWK BAWKA-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK!
126** "Taming animals by hitting them cause that's what heroes do!"
127* Dave Bulmer returns in ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]] WithLyrics''. This time, he's the one to give confused AsideGlance[=s=] when Brent starts comparing the game to ''VideoGame/SuperMario64''. Then again when Brent calls him a "limey fuck".
128** Speaking of which, the fact that Brent calls Dave a "limey fuck" because Dave called him a "zany Yank" first.
129** This exchange. Dave's hilarious expression is icing on the cake.
130--->'''Brent''': Do I sense a rambling lecture?\
131'''Dave''' (earnestly): [[BluntYes Yes!]]
132** "And why do those two guys run around like that?"
133** Brent being reduced to furious grunts when Dave refuses to let him voice his rebuttal.
134** "But I don't rejoice when my choices suck... you limey fuck!"
135** Brent and Dave harmonizing when telling each other to shut up.
136--->'''Brent''': Blow me!\
137'''Dave''': No thanks.\
138'''Both''': Dammit, shut up, SHUT UUUUUP!
139** Brent's annoyed sigh and [[HereWeGoAgain "Hello Dave"]] when Dave shows up.
140* Final Fantasy VII with Lyrics:
141** Barret matched with a "I Pity The Fool!" sound bite from Mr. T.
142** Super Mako Kart!
143** The entire [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer mini-games]] portion:
144--->'''Brentalfloss''': CPR Mini-game! Dolphin Jump mini-game! Series/{{Battlebots}} mini-game! Gay Orgy mini-game! Chocobo Mini-Game! Snowboard Race Mini-Game! Hypothermia Mini-Game! Slappity Slappity Mini-Game! Submarine Mini-Game! 30 Cats Mini-Game! Fall and Die Mini-Game! Who am I? Mini Gammmmeeeeee (coughs)
145** Using the memetic shot of [[Series/DawsonsCreek Dawson Crying]] when saying fans cried at Aerith's death.
146** This part towards the beginning-
147--->Disc One spins and a tale begins\
148Of a punky dude who's [[{{Wangst}} emo, just a bit]]\
149His memory's [[PrecisionFStrike shit]], but he's real [[RuleOfThree tight-knit]]\
150With a childhood friend who has enormous... [[[{{Beat}} Beat]] [[MaleGaze as the camera begins to pan down towards Tifa's chest,]] [[MyEyesAreUpHere before quickly scrolling back up to her face]]]...'''''[[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion eyes!]]'''''
151* ''VideoGame/{{Limbo}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMK6qu8WUM WITH Lyrics]]. LyricalDissonance at its finest. Special mention to how Brent thickly points out: "And by the way, '''[[SuperDrowningSkills ya can't swim]]'''. [[YetAnotherStupidDeath *glub!*]]"
152** ''Clearly somethin' is not quite right / [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Everything is in black and white]].''
153* ''Super Mario Land 2'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfFHgm086uI WITH LYRICS]]. The bridge, specifically, is fucking ''hysterical''.
154-->[[OwMyBodyPart OW, MY NOSTRIL!]]\
155SOMEONE HELP ME!\
156WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?!\
157Ugh, that was awful--\
158''([[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl shrieking]]) OW, [[EyeScream MY EYEBALL!]]''\
159MOTHERFUCKER!\
160WHY, GOD, WHY?! WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS?!
161** Right after that.
162--->'''Mario:''' [[SarcasmMode GREAT! I'M BLIND NOW! WONDERFUL!]]\
163'''Wario:''' Maybe you should've stuck to the plumbing!\
164'''Mario:''' MAYBE YOU SHOULD [[SoundEffectBleep SUCK]] MY [[SoundEffectBleep DICK]]!\
165'''Wario:''' [[InsultBackfire Really?]]\
166'''Mario:''' [[NoJustNoReaction EW! NO!]]
167** Also, calling the stage Anime/{{Voltron}} Mario. Why ''wasn't'' there a part where we could play as it?
168** Dave pops up at the end with the intent to start another argument. However, he decides that he fully agrees, [[ContinuityNod as he did at the end of the ''Super Mario Land With Lyrics'' video]].
169** In the video, the line "Mario's castle is missing a wall" is accompanied by a castle wall with a [[ImpactSilhouette Wario-shaped hole]] in it. Wario then peeks out of the hole with a "Did I do that?" face.
170* "Mario Kart 8 with lyrics" for poking fun at the inclusion of "baby" characters and all the unfortunate implications that come with it.
171-->Drive through the sky right by a thunderstorm\
172Cause permanent hearing loss with a giant horn\
173Why not play chicken with a frickin' plane?\
174Or a charging subway train? (GOOD IDEA!)\
175...\
176These are all things that we let FUCKING BABIES do!\
177These are all things!\
178These are all things we let babies do! (FUCKING BABIES)
179** No no no!/DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH BABY DEATH...
180** Luigi making the now famous "Stare Luigi" face at his baby self in the second verse.
181* The [[GoodTimesMontage good times montage]] in Papa Yoshi and Baby Mario is full of these. Examples:
182** Mario's first... [[FartsOnFire interaction]] with a fire flower as a baby
183** The [[RunningGag running gag]] of Mario walking into something while staring at Peach. ''Even as a baby.''
184** Bowser's road rage
185* "DK Rap 2018 ("Where Are They Now")" for the sheer RefugeInAudacity of the whole thing.
186** Donkey Kong got into guns and hunts endangered species ForTheEvulz. However, his Coconut Gun still fires in spurts....
187---> If he shoots ya, [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion you'll probably die!]]
188** Tiny's been killing all the bees. [[AndThatsTerrible The song really wants you to know that.]]
189---> She's killing all the bees! She's killing all the bees!\
190We don't know why, but [[RuleOfThree she's killing all the bees]]!\
191She can float through the air and climb up trees\
192But Tiny Kong's a murderer! [[OverlyLongGag OF BEES!]]\
193DK! Goodbye, bees!
194*** [[BrickJoke They're still dying in the end credits.]]
195** Lanky earned himself a degree and became a sex-ed clown, complete with penis and vulva puppets. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you.
196** Diddy's perpetually youthful in appearance, but he's become extremely bitter and hates his fans. Despite having a high libido, women won't date him because of how young he looks. He also blogs for [[RightWingMilitiaFanatic DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net]].
197** And then there's Chunky! [[BusCrash He's dead.]] ([[{{Beat}} three seconds of awkward silence]])
198---> [[MoodWhiplash HUH! DK! Chunky's dead!]]
199** Apparently, Cranky's dead too. [[CrossesTheLineTwice He's]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice in]]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice the fridge!]]
200* ''[[VideoGame/DragonQuest Dragon Warrior]]'' with Lyrics:
201** VideoGame/ShovelKnight was used as an image for the Erdrick the Noble Knight.
202** "The ball of light must be returned / [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating But at the moment you're a noob]]"
203** "Sit down and commit now to legit rounds of outwitting shitclowns"
204** The entire segment featuring Brent on-camera. Especially the moments when he's SuddenlyShouting
205--->''In this game... everything takes a really long time...''\
206'''''HOLY BALLS!''' Don't you know that there's stairs there...?''\
207''At this pace... it's a slow and deliberate climb...''\
208'''''SLOW MY GOD''', like a snail with a walker...''\
209''This game's hard... you get mad, and controllers are flung...''\
210'''''WHERE THE FUCK''' are these magical doodads?!''\
211''How did kids... have the patience to deal with this dung?''\
212'''''JEEZY CRIPES''', how did anyone play this...?''
213** "For a little extra dough, you're in the know: you fucking run the show!"
214* ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'' with Lyrics:
215** "You're some kind of emo dancer / Searching for a necromancer / Someone to revive this woman named Mono!" (Dude, move on, bro!)
216** "This guy wears rocks for a thong"
217** "Slowly you're darkening" is followed by the plastered face of UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump.
218** "Present your I.D. with an [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim arrow to the knee!]]"
219* ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Link Up with Me Baby]]'': the ''entire premise'' of the song? Brent just wanted to make a song about "Tiny Hylian - Giant Fairy romance". Not to mention, there are more than a couple of [[AccidentalInnuendo accidental innuendos]].
220** "Uh, could I climb up your butt?"
221* ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Ken's Theme]]'' with Lyrics. Brent mostly portrays Ken as a ''douchebag'' who unleashes [[PungeonMaster puns]] on the other fighters and gladly wants to see Cammy's "[[DistractedByTheSexy bodankadonk]]".
222** He also disses Guile's theme:
223--->''They say that Guile's music [[MemeticMutation goes with everything]] - that's bullshit!''\
224''He sucks, and so does his stupid tune:''\
225''- Duh, Sonic Boom-''\
226''- '''YA FUCKING DICKFACE!'''''
227* Here's how Brent opens the [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 Dire Dire Docks]] theme:
228-->''I probably shouldn't swim in denim overalls...\
229I am chafing now!\
230[[TooMuchInformation Abrasive fabric riding up my cartoon balls]]...\
231And they're chafing - ow!\
232Since I've been in this painting,\
233I'm tender in my tainting...\
234I'm sorry for complain-ting -\
235Curse these juicy thicc thighs!'' ('''SUPER THICC''')
236** And here's [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the ending]]:
237-->''The render distance isn't great - but what's that thing?'' (points to the hole in the ship)\
238''Hmm... maybe I'll stop and stare-'' (Unagi pops up)\
239'''Brent:''' OH MY GOD! What the [[CensoredForComedy *bleep*]]! This game is for kids, that is scary as [[CensoredForComedy *bleep*]]! Get outta here with that [[CensoredForComedy *bleep*]], man, I'm gonna keep the lights on tonight... Jesus, man!
240* [[VideoGame/LuigisMansion3 E. Gadd's]] [[DullSurprise reaction]] to him and Luigi being suckered into yet ''another'' of King Boo's schemes:
241-->'''E. Gadd:''' Oh ''shit'', [[HereWeGoAgain we did it again]].

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