History Funny / BrainDead13

** Also, when you choose either a shave, manicure, or facial, she gets overjoyed and wheels him to the right, and he gives out a muffled "[[OhCrap Uh-oooohhhh!]]" while her GagBoobs jiggle around as she walks.

* When Lance tells Vivi, "There's this freak of nature chasing me and--", you can see that Lance's face makes an imitation of Fritz on the words "freak of nature".

-->'''Moose:''' Alright, squirt! Third down, bases are loaded, and we're pulling the goalie!

-->'''Moose:''' Alright, twerp! It's third down, the bases are loaded, and we're pulling the goalie!

* [[BerserkButton "AVERAGE?!"]]

* At the beginning of the game, how did Lance fix the computer of the MadScientist? By placing bubble gum [[hottip:*: actually Fritz's big and slimy snot he just picked off his nose]] on the core.

* Most of Moose's dialogue bordering on GretskyHasTheBall:

* Fritz's [[OverlyLongGag LONG]] trek down the staircase. With everything he's put you through, the whole sequence is just plain beautiful.

-->Not to mention that he even goes on [[spoiler: {{Mooning}} him as well]]!

-->Dr. Neurosis when being called an 'average' by Lance.

* The multitude of poses Lance goes through as he [[spoiler: dodges Fritz's final onslaught of bullets.]]
-->Not to mention that he even goes[[spoiler: {{Mooning}} him as well !]]

-->(Fritz comes face to face with Lance, [[EyeScream who then pokes Fritz in the eyes]], causing him to cover them... [[HilarityEnsues with his hook hands]])

* When [[BigBad Dr. Neurosis]] orders Fritz to kill Lance, he loads a cannon hand and aims at him. How does Lance stop him?
-->'''Lance:''' Okay, Lance, think fast... [[UnsoundEffect BOOM!]]

-->(Fritz screams [[WhatAnIdiot before placing his head in his cannon to check if it worked,]] [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace and the cannon fires on his face!]])

* [[BerserkButton ""AVERAGE?!""]]

* At the beginning of the game, how did Lance fix the computer of the MadScientist? By placing bubble gum [[Squick [[hottip:*: actually Fritz's big and slimy snot on the core.]] ]]

* At the beginning of the game, how did Lance fix the computer of the MadScientist? By placing bubble gum [[Squick [[hottip:*: actually Fritz's big and slimy snot on the core.]]]]

* At the beginning of the game, how did Lance fix the computer of the MadScientist? By placing bubble gum [[hottip:*: actually Fritz's big and slimy snot on the core. ]]

* At the beginning of the game, how did Lance fix the computer of the MadScientist? By placing bubble gum [[hottip:*: actually Fritz's big and slimy snot on the core.

[[BerserkButton ""AVERAGE?!""]]

* The multitude of poses Lance goes through as he dodges Fritz's final onslaught of bullets.
-->Not to mention that he even goes {{Mooning}} him as well!

* Certain [[TheManyDeathsOfYou deaths Lance comes by]], even though some all have [[NightmareFuel disturbing]] settings, others come in [[BlackComedy humorous and twisted ways]], such as being killed by Fritz with a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon mixer]], having a [[DinnerDeformation book or a giant stone football thrown down his throat]] by an [[ScaryLibrarian undead librarian]] or a [[FrankensteinsMonster Frankenstein-esque]] {{j|erkJock}}ock, or even crashing with a wall when he holds on a witch's broom.

* Certain [[TheManyDeathsOfYou deaths Lance comes by]], even though some all have [[NightmareFuel disturbing]] settings, others come in [[BlackComedy humorous and twisted ways]], such as being killed by Fritz with a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon mixer]], having a [[DinnerDeformation book or a giant stone football]] thrown on his throat by an [[ScaryLibrarian undead librarian]] or a [[FrankensteinsMonster Frankenstein-esque]] {{j|erkJock}}ock, or even crashing with a wall when he holds on a witch's broom.

* At the beginning of the game, how did Lance fix the computer of the MadScientist? By placing bubble gum [[hottip:*: {{[[Squick actually Fritz's big and slimy snot]]}}]] on the core.

* At the beginning of the game, how did Lance fix the computer of the MadScientist? By placing bubble gum [[hottip:*: {{Squick actually Fritz's big and slimy snot}}]] on the core.

* At the beginning of the game, how did Lance fix the computer of the MadScientist? By placing bubble gum [[hottip:*: actually Fritz's big snot]] on the core.

-->Not to mention that he even goes Mooning him as well!

-->Not to mention that he even [[Mooning MOONS]] him as well!

-->Not to mention that he even [[Mooning moons]] him as well!