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7th Dec '14 5:18:13 AM DaveyDoodlebug
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* During the episode "Hole", Eddie and Richie get trapped on a Ferris wheel scheduled for demolition. After praying to God for rescue, a giant hand comes down to carry them to safety, only for Eddie to spoil the moment with a hilarious disclaimer.
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* During the episode "Hole", Eddie and Richie get trapped on a malfunctioning Ferris wheel scheduled for demolition. After praying to God for rescue, a giant hand comes down to carry them to safety, only for Eddie to spoil the moment with a hilarious disclaimer.
21st Jun '14 11:56:17 AM Aruu
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* When Eddie mentions knowing a Pat O'Cake, Rik and Ade are barely able to compose themselves throughout the rest of the joke. -->'''Richie:''' Pat O'Cake? -->'''Eddie:''' *trying not to laugh* *to audience* Shut up... -->'''Richie:''' Pat O'Cake? -->'''Eddie:''' *nods* Pat O'Cake! -->'''Richie:''' *laughing* Baker's man? -->'''Eddie:''' That's the one! -->*audience laughter* -->'''Eddie:''' Oh I love that gag... -->'''Richie:''' What a sad, lonely life you must lead.. -->'''Eddie:''' I'm afraid it is! * When Rik flubs yet another line during the second live stage show and the audience laughs... -->'''Richie:''' Fuck off home! I don't go down to where you work and laugh at you! Bastards! * When Rik slips up and accidentally punches Ade in the balls. -->'''Eddie:''' *high pitched* It's all right, Richie, I've got three fucking kids already. -->'''Richie:''' Hey, tell you what, how about we cut the rest of this scene and go to the pub? -->'''Eddie:''' No no... it's ''my'' turn. Stand there you cunt.
28th May '14 8:14:18 AM martinjh99
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* This goes for the series too but anytime Eddie and Richie get into a fight its hilarious esp the fight with the saw and the fire extinguisher....
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* This goes for the series too but anytime Eddie and Richie get into a fight its hilarious esp the fight with the saw and the fire extinguisher....extinguisher in one of the stage shows...
28th May '14 8:13:27 AM martinjh99
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* Oh look Knackers...... Eddie then proceeds to kick Richies knackers in various humorous ways... - Hooligans Island

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* This goes for the series too but anytime Eddie and Richie get into a fight its hilarious esp the fight with the saw and the fire extinguisher....
26th Jan '14 5:38:16 AM LongLiveHumour
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** Best example is in ''Hooligan's Island'' when the Japanese WW2 bunker is accidentally revealed in Act 1 rather than Act 2. Rik cracks up, and takes roughly about 5 minutes to recompose himself to a point where they can actually continue with the show.
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** Best example is in ''Hooligan's Island'' when the Japanese WW2 UsefulNotes/WW2 bunker is accidentally revealed in Act 1 rather than Act 2. Rik cracks up, and takes roughly about 5 minutes to recompose himself to a point where they can actually continue with the show.
14th Jun '13 3:29:51 PM mlsmithca
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-->''(Richie and Eddie have decided that the woman in the video must be the Prime Minister's mummy)''\\
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-->''(Richie and Eddie have decided that the woman in the video must be are watching the Prime Minister's mummy)''\\Minister undress)''\\ '''Richie:''' He's obviously very hot.\\ '''Eddie:''' ... he's obviously got a very hot todger as well. Hang on - who's she?\\ '''Richie:''' ''(squints)'' That must be his mummy.\\ '''Eddie:''' Aha.\\

'''Eddie:''' I can't think that that's hygienic!...
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'''Eddie:''' ''(disgusted)'' I can't think that that's hygienic!...
14th Jun '13 12:09:27 PM mlsmithca
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-->'''Richie''' Eddie get downstairs immediately. I've got the sprouts. -->'''Eddie''' Go and see a doctor. -->'''Richie''' Eddie come and help me unload my vegetables. -->'''Eddie''' I shall do no such thing you foul pervert.
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-->'''Richie''' -->'''Richie:''' Eddie get downstairs immediately. I've got the sprouts. -->'''Eddie''' -->'''Eddie:''' Go and see a doctor. -->'''Richie''' -->'''Richie:''' Eddie come and help me unload my vegetables. -->'''Eddie''' -->'''Eddie:''' I shall do no such thing you foul pervert.

-->'''Richie''' So here I am in the witness box spikey spikey huge dangling knob, everything's great. -->'''Eddie''' Gonna get a stand in for that are you? Normally they'd just have a body double but in your case it'd probably have to be a body treble wouldn't it? (Richie bows to Eddie in worship)
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-->'''Richie''' -->'''Richie:''' So here I am in the witness box spikey spikey huge dangling knob, everything's great. -->'''Eddie''' -->'''Eddie:''' Gonna get a stand in for that are you? Normally they'd just have a body double but in your case it'd probably have to be a body treble wouldn't it? (Richie bows to Eddie in worship)

-->'''Richie''' (after being hit on the knob with a poison dart) Eddie read that last bit again. -->'''Eddie''' "Nnnd." -->'''Richie''' No, read more than that. -->'''Eddie''' Oh, "Snnnd." -->'''Richie''' Give it here, I'll do it myself. "The. Dart. Is. Poi. Son. Ed." Oh fate! Oh nemesis! -->'''Eddie''' Oh fuck!
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-->'''Richie''' -->'''Richie:''' (after being hit on the knob with a poison dart) Eddie read that last bit again. -->'''Eddie''' -->'''Eddie:''' "Nnnd." -->'''Richie''' -->'''Richie:''' No, read more than that. -->'''Eddie''' -->'''Eddie:''' Oh, "Snnnd." -->'''Richie''' -->'''Richie:''' Give it here, I'll do it myself. "The. Dart. Is. Poi. Son. Ed." Oh fate! Oh nemesis! -->'''Eddie''' -->'''Eddie:''' Oh fuck!

-->'''Audience''' HAVE A WANK!! -->'''Richie''' Welcome to sophisticated Oxford!
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-->'''Audience''' -->'''Audience:''' HAVE A WANK!! -->'''Richie''' -->'''Richie:''' Welcome to sophisticated Oxford!

--> '''Richie:''' I think there's something outside. --> '''Eddie:''' Well there's bound to be something outside. You cant expect the universe and its entire contents to be constained well fuck bastard bollocky bums! --> '''Richie:''' He couldn't do it in rehearsals either.
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--> '''Richie:''' -->'''Richie:''' I think there's something outside. --> outside.\\ '''Eddie:''' Well there's bound to be something outside. You cant expect the universe and its entire contents to be constained well fuck bastard bollocky bums! --> bums!\\ '''Richie:''' He couldn't do it in rehearsals either.

--> '''Eddie:''' Rightey dokey, matey-bloke-flap-old-salty-seadog-amigo-skip-jack-jockstrap-piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!
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--> '''Eddie:''' -->'''Eddie:''' Rightey dokey, matey-bloke-flap-old-salty-seadog-amigo-skip-jack-jockstrap-piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

--> '''Eddie:''' Always keep your mouth open when you're insulting a lady.
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--> '''Eddie:''' -->'''Eddie:''' Always keep your mouth open when you're insulting a lady.

-->'''Eddie:''' Never mind all that. How's your sausage!? -->'''Richie:''' Oh you mean my sausage not my penis? Well it's a complete disaster. I mean you put it the pan you set fire to it and it gets incinerated. -->'''Eddie''' Well maybe we should eat our flakes. (''holds up a pack of corn flakes'') -->'''Richie''' Oh right, I'm getting DoubleEntendre disease. -->'''Eddie''' Can I drink your Juice? -->'''Richie''' (''looks disgusted'') Oh right, okay, I'm going mad this this morning. -->'''Eddie''' Someone's giving our knocker a damn good banging. -->'''Richie''' Right I'll grab my sausage and give it a good seeing to.
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-->'''Eddie:''' Never mind all that. How's your sausage!? -->'''Richie:''' sausage!?\\ '''Richie:''' Oh you mean my sausage not my penis? Well it's a complete disaster. I mean you put it the pan you set fire to it and it gets incinerated. -->'''Eddie''' incinerated.\\ '''Eddie:''' Well maybe we should eat our flakes. (''holds up a pack of corn flakes'') -->'''Richie''' flakes'')\\ '''Richie:''' Oh right, I'm getting DoubleEntendre disease. -->'''Eddie''' disease.\\ '''Eddie:''' Can I drink your Juice? -->'''Richie''' Juice?\\ '''Richie:''' (''looks disgusted'') Oh right, okay, I'm going mad this this morning. -->'''Eddie''' morning.\\ '''Eddie:''' Someone's giving our knocker a damn good banging. -->'''Richie''' banging.\\ '''Richie:''' Right I'll grab my sausage and give it a good seeing to.
14th Jun '13 12:06:05 PM mlsmithca
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* Richie and Eddie watching the Prime Minister's sex tape (which they inadvertently stole from the back of a news van), and the hilariously long time it takes them to work out that it ''is'' a sex tape.
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* Richie and Eddie watching the Prime Minister's sex tape (which they inadvertently stole from the back of a news van), van) in "Carnival", and the hilariously long time it takes them to work out that it ''is'' a sex tape.[[note]] The sequence was likely inspired by the ever rising number of "three in a bed" sex scandals rocking the Conservative government at the time.[[/note]]
14th Jun '13 12:03:03 PM mlsmithca
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGWYCZlyoPU#t=1373 "Don’t you dare call me overweight young man!"]]
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGWYCZlyoPU#t=1373 "Don’t "Don't you dare call me overweight young man!"]]man!"]] * Richie and Eddie watching the Prime Minister's sex tape (which they inadvertently stole from the back of a news van), and the hilariously long time it takes them to work out that it ''is'' a sex tape. -->''(Richie and Eddie have decided that the woman in the video must be the Prime Minister's mummy)''\\ '''Richie:''' Yes, yes, yes, it's obviously the Prime Minister's bedtime, yes.\\ '''Eddie:''' ''(nods)'' Ah, I see.\\ '''Richie:''' ''(leans forward, confused)'' ... now that is ''very'' unusual behaviour, isn't it.\\ '''Eddie:''' Well... maybe she's just chaining him to the bed... in case he falls off.\\ '''Richie:''' ... yes, yes, yes, that must be it, yes. And look, look, she's very hot too, look, she's... taken her dress off... ''(he and Eddie laugh sweetly)'' Aww, ''look!'' She's brought him a little present! What is that? A sort of... model of a Moon rocket, isn't it?\\ ''(both of them suddenly jump back in alarm)''\\ '''Richie, Eddie:''' WHOAAA!!\\ '''Richie:''' ''(horrified)'' What did she stick it in ''there'' for!?\\ '''Eddie:''' ... maybe she's trying to take his temperature!\\ '''Richie:''' ''(nodding)'' Yes, that must be it, yes, yes, he's obviously ill, yes...\\ '''Eddie:''' Well! That'll be why he's so hot!\\ '''Richie:''' ... yes! Yes! Of course! ''(Eddie laughs, relieved)'' Look at the poor little mite! He's... groaning, and thrashing around the place!\\ '''Eddie:''' He's obviously got a very high fever! And that's why she's... sucking the poison out...\\ ''(they both lean closer to the television in bewilderment)''\\ '''Richie:''' ... I wish I had a mum like that...\\ ''(later, after a second woman has arrived in the film)''\\ '''Eddie:''' Hang on, who's she?\\ '''Richie:''' That must be his, his auntie... she's ''very'' friendly, isn't she?\\ '''Eddie:''' ''(points at screen)'' I think they must be sisters.\\ '''Richie:''' Yes, that'll be it, yes- ''no, don't sit there!''\\ '''Eddie:''' ''(shocked)'' She can't have seen him!\\ '''Richie:''' He'll ''suffocate!''\\ '''Eddie:''' I can't think that that's hygienic!...
13th Jun '13 7:08:17 PM mlsmithca
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SERIOUS problems with the spelling, grammar, capitalisation, and especially punctuation on this page. This probably doesn't solve all of the problems, but it should take care of most of them.
-->'''Richie:''' Oh Eddie! Think what we're missing, like a script
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-->'''Richie:''' Oh Eddie! Think what we're missing, like a scriptscript!

* When a Frenchman appears on the beach in Live 3 Eddie says he left a 8ft long kayak on the beach. Richie thinks he meant the Frenchman left a turd there.
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* When a Frenchman appears on the beach in Live 3 ''Live 3'', Eddie says he left a 8ft long kayak on the beach. Richie thinks he meant the Frenchman left a turd there.

-->'''Eddie''': He's not in very good form is he? perhaps we should skip the albatross this evening.
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-->'''Eddie''': He's not in very good form is he? perhaps Perhaps we should skip the albatross this evening.

* Richie being revealed to be wearing a pair of y-fronts made from a pair of washing up gloves with the thumb stuck up his rear end. -->'''Eddie:''' What the fuck happened to you? It looks like you've fallen into one of Ronnie Corbett's condoms and [[DoubleEntendre a raspberry flavoured french tickler to boot.]]
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* Richie being revealed to be wearing a pair of y-fronts Y-fronts made from a pair of washing up gloves with the thumb stuck up his rear end. -->'''Eddie:''' What the fuck happened to you? It looks like you've fallen into one of Ronnie Corbett's condoms and [[DoubleEntendre a raspberry flavoured french French tickler to boot.]]

* Alright me skip jap flip flap slippy dip lipstick oh look Mrs jones bommer harris tweed cat in hat it might be raining actung baby psycho ward 10 minutes please gentlemen it's the lavvy express thunderpants are go! * Eddie enters a Special K [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIrT8-4FcS0&feature=player_detailpage#t=243s competition]].
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* Alright "Alright me skip jap flip flap slippy dip lipstick oh look Mrs jones bommer harris Jones Bomber Harris tweed cat in hat it might be raining actung Achtung baby psycho ward 10 minutes please gentlemen it's the lavvy express thunderpants are go! go!" * Eddie enters a Special K [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIrT8-4FcS0&feature=player_detailpage#t=243s com/watch?v=QIrT8-4FcS0#t=243s competition]].

-->'''Eddie''' Gonna get a stand in for that are you? normally they'd just have a body double but in your case it'd probably have to be a body treble wouldn't it? (Richie bows to Eddie in worship)
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-->'''Eddie''' Gonna get a stand in for that are you? normally Normally they'd just have a body double but in your case it'd probably have to be a body treble wouldn't it? (Richie bows to Eddie in worship)

-->'''Eddie''' nnnd. -->'''Richie''' no read more than that. -->'''Eddie''' oh, snnnd -->'''Richie''' Give it here, I'll do it myself. The. dart. is . poi. son. ed. oh fate! oh nemesis!
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-->'''Eddie''' nnnd. "Nnnd." -->'''Richie''' no No, read more than that. -->'''Eddie''' oh, snnnd Oh, "Snnnd." -->'''Richie''' Give it here, I'll do it myself. The. dart. is . poi. son. ed. oh "The. Dart. Is. Poi. Son. Ed." Oh fate! oh Oh nemesis!

* when the audience participate in second live show
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* when When the audience participate in the second live showshow:

-->'''Richie''' welcome to sophisicated Oxford
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-->'''Richie''' welcome Welcome to sophisicated Oxfordsophisticated Oxford!

* The duo's parrot getting attacked by seagulls and suffering a heart attack in An Arse Oddity. The pair try to revive him and hilarity insues.
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* The duo's parrot getting attacked by seagulls and suffering a heart attack in An ''An Arse Oddity. Oddity''. The pair try to revive him and hilarity insues. ensues.

* The whole camping trip from 'Bottom's Out' * The outtake tape known as 'Fluff'
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* The whole camping trip from 'Bottom's Out' "Bottom's Out". * The outtake tape known as 'Fluff'"Fluff".

--> '''Eddie:''' Well there's bound to be something outside. You cant expect the universe and it's entire contents to be constained well fuck bastard bollocky bums! --> '''Richie:''' He couldn't do it in rehersals either. * Eddie drinking a full bottle of bleach and richie dragging him upstairs by the legs, on a rope, whilst sing his own version of the sailor's hornpipe. See the trivia page.
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--> '''Eddie:''' Well there's bound to be something outside. You cant expect the universe and it's its entire contents to be constained well fuck bastard bollocky bums! --> '''Richie:''' He couldn't do it in rehersals rehearsals either. * Eddie drinking a full bottle of bleach and richie Richie dragging him upstairs by the legs, on a rope, whilst sing singing his own version of the sailor's hornpipe."The Sailor's Hornpipe". See the trivia page.

--> '''Eddie:''' Always keep your mouth open when you're insulting a lady." * This masterpiece of innuendo from 'Bottom's Out' when Richie is fishing: Richie: "My grandfather was a trawlerman you know". Eddie: "Oh that's what they called them in those days was it?"
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--> '''Eddie:''' Always keep your mouth open when you're insulting a lady." lady. * This masterpiece of innuendo from 'Bottom's Out' when Richie is fishing: Richie: "My fishing: -->'''Richie:''' My grandfather was a trawlerman you know". Eddie: "Oh know.\\ '''Eddie:''' Oh that's what they called them in those days was it?"it?

* This montage of [[DoubleEntendre Double entendres]] from terror -->'''Eddie:''' Nevermind all that. Hows your sausage!?
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* This montage of [[DoubleEntendre Double entendres]] {{Double Entendre}}s from terror "Terror". -->'''Eddie:''' Nevermind Never mind all that. Hows How's your sausage!?

-->'''Eddie''' Well mabye we should eat our flakes (''holds up a pack of corn flakes'') -->'''Richie''' Oh right I'm getting DoubleEntendre disease.
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-->'''Eddie''' Well mabye maybe we should eat our flakes flakes. (''holds up a pack of corn flakes'') -->'''Richie''' Oh right right, I'm getting DoubleEntendre disease.

-->'''Richie''' (''looks disgusted'') Oh right okay I'm going mad this this morning.
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-->'''Richie''' (''looks disgusted'') Oh right okay right, okay, I'm going mad this this morning.

-->'''Richie''' Right I'll grab my sausage and give a good seeing to. * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_g_ZbGquSM The chess game]] from 'Culture'. * During the episode 'Hole', Eddie and Richie get trapped on a ferris wheel scheduled for demolition. After praying to God for rescue, a giant hand comes down to carry them to safety, only for Eddie to spoil the moment with a hilarious disclaimer.
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-->'''Richie''' Right I'll grab my sausage and give it a good seeing to. * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_g_ZbGquSM The chess game]] from 'Culture'. "Culture". * During the episode 'Hole', "Hole", Eddie and Richie get trapped on a ferris Ferris wheel scheduled for demolition. After praying to God for rescue, a giant hand comes down to carry them to safety, only for Eddie to spoil the moment with a hilarious disclaimer.

* One of the funniest moments of physical humor has to be the Lyposuction scene from "Break". Basically Richie asks Eddie to give him lyposuction for their upcoming Holiday using nothing but a vaccume cleaner. And while he's getting lyposuction, in true Bottom fashion, the vaccume sucks his penis. Just Rik's experssions and the sound effects make the scene for this troper.
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* One of the funniest moments of physical humor has to be the Lyposuction liposuction scene from "Break". Basically Richie asks Eddie to give him lyposuction liposuction for their upcoming Holiday holiday using nothing but a vaccume vacuum cleaner. And while he's getting lyposuction, liposuction, in true Bottom ''Bottom'' fashion, the vaccume vacuum sucks his penis. Just Rik's experssions expressions and the sound effects make the scene for this troper.scene.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS5eI9e911I#t=1067 “Edward Hitler! Come down here at once!”]] ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGWYCZlyoPU#t=1373 “Don’t you dare call me overwieght young man!”]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS5eI9e911I#t=1067 “Edward "Edward Hitler! Come down here at once!”]] once!"]] ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGWYCZlyoPU#t=1373 “Don’t "Don’t you dare call me overwieght overweight young man!”]]man!"]]
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