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25th Jan '17 10:05:20 AM Vanguard1505
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* The entire misunderstanding over Eddie's present to Richie in "Accident". The longer it goes on, the more absurd it gets:
-->'''Richie:''' Madam Swish, 3:30? Oh Eddie, you haven't! Oh, what a pal you are! Madam Swish! Oo-euuh! God, at last, I'm really gonna do it! And on my birthday as well! I wonder what she's like!\\
'''Eddie:''' She's a dead cert, mate. A real stayer!\\
'''Richie:''' Really?\\
'''Eddie:''' Yeah, [[DoubleEntendre she'll come first]]!\\
'''Richie:''' What, before me?! Good grief, that's quick! So she'll think I'm great! Oh, what a pal you are! And it's all paid for?\\
'''Eddie:''' Not exactly, I'll need a tenner.\\
'''Richie:''' A tenner? That's quite cheap, isn't it?\\
'''Eddie:''' Well, no, in that case, it's a tenner each way.\\
'''Richie:''' ''[bewildered]'' Well, how many ways are there?\\
'''Eddie:''' Well, you'll come first, second, or third, won't you?\\
'''Richie:''' ''[visibly shocked]'' How many people are going to be there?!\\
'''Eddie:''' Well, a few thousand!\\
'''Richie:''' '''''[[BigWhat What!?]]'''''\\
'''Eddie:''' Well, it's Kempton!\\
'''Richie:''' Kempton!? I can't get down to Kempton by 3:30!\\
'''Eddie:''' You don't have to, mate! It'll be on the telly!\\
'''Richie:''' They're gonna televise it?! But what if my auntie's watching?!\\
'''Eddie:''' Well, what's illegal about betting on a horse?\\
'''Richie:''' A horse!?\\
'''Eddie:''' Yeah!\\
'''Richie:''' Madam Swish [[EurekaMoment is-is-is a horse]]!\\
'''Eddie:''' Yeah! What did you think it was?\\
'''Richie:''' Oh, nothing, nothing. Just checking.\\
'''Eddie:''' I have given you a red hot tip!\\
'''Richie:''' [[DoubleEntendre I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there?!]]\\
15th Jan '17 11:04:34 PM DoctorNemesis
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* In "Culture", when bored, Richie suggests they play a game:
-->'''Richie:''' How about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?\\
'''Eddie:''' We haven't got a donkey.\\
'''Richie:''' Oh. Well, uh, "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"?\\
'''Eddie:''' We haven't got a tail.\\
'''Richie:''' Oh, well, uh, "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?\\
'''Eddie:''' We haven't got a chicken.\\
'''Richie:''' ''[Annoyed]'' Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Fridge".\\
'''Eddie:''' Or a pin.\\
'''Richie:''' ''[Even more annoyed]'' ''"Sellotape a Sausage to the Fridge."''\\
'''Eddie:''' We haven't ''got'' a sausage.\\
'''Richie:''' ''[His last fraying nerve]'' '''''"Put. A bit of sellotape. On the fridge."'''''\\
'''Eddie:''' ... Not much of a game, is it?\\
'''Richie:''' What d'you mean? You have to do it blindfolded.\\
'''Eddie:''' But we haven't even ''got a blindfold.''\\
'''Richie:''' ''[His last nerve's snapped]'' Well then, we'll just have to improvise, won't we?! ''[He takes Eddie's glasses off and pokes him in the eye]'' Okay?!
20th Dec '16 10:53:44 AM CynicalBastardo
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'''Richie:''' '''''GAS MAN! GAS MAN! GAS MAN!'''''\\

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'''Richie:''' '''''GAS '''''[[LargeHam GAS MAN! GAS MAN! GAS MAN!'''''\\MAN!]]'''''\\
19th Oct '16 5:27:37 PM CumbersomeTercel
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** Eddie's brilliant ActorAllusion during the jail scene:
--> Are you finished? It's just that I'm beginning to understand why Creator/StephenFry fucked off. [[note]] Earlier that year Rik Mayall and Stephen Fry had done the play "Cell Mates" together, where Fry had suddenly left in a fit of depression.[[/note]]
22nd Sep '16 2:24:23 PM Nick7689
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* The scene in which Richie and Eddie meet the gas man in "Gas":
--> '''Richie:''' Cripes...it's the gas man!\\
'''Gas man:''' Hello, I was wondering if I could just read your meter?\\
'''Richie:''' HELLO MR GAS MAN!\\
'''Gas man:''' Uh, yes, hello I was wondering if I could just-\\
'''Eddie:''' You what?\\
'''Richie:''' HELLO MR GAS MAN!\\
'''Gas man:''' Uh, yes, hello again-\\
'''Eddie:''' Mr who?\\
'''Richie:''' '''''GAS MAN! GAS MAN! GAS MAN!'''''\\
''Eddie rushes into the kitchen to turn off the oven''\\
'''Gas man:''' Do you have someone who looks after you? Can I see them because I need. To read. Your meter!
7th Dec '14 5:18:13 AM DaveyDoodlebug
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* During the episode "Hole", Eddie and Richie get trapped on a Ferris wheel scheduled for demolition. After praying to God for rescue, a giant hand comes down to carry them to safety, only for Eddie to spoil the moment with a hilarious disclaimer.

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* During the episode "Hole", Eddie and Richie get trapped on a malfunctioning Ferris wheel scheduled for demolition. After praying to God for rescue, a giant hand comes down to carry them to safety, only for Eddie to spoil the moment with a hilarious disclaimer.
21st Jun '14 11:56:17 AM Aruu
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* When Eddie mentions knowing a Pat O'Cake, Rik and Ade are barely able to compose themselves throughout the rest of the joke.
-->'''Richie:''' Pat O'Cake?
-->'''Eddie:''' *trying not to laugh* *to audience* Shut up...
-->'''Richie:''' Pat O'Cake?
-->'''Eddie:''' *nods* Pat O'Cake!
-->'''Richie:''' *laughing* Baker's man?
-->'''Eddie:''' That's the one!
-->*audience laughter*
-->'''Eddie:''' Oh I love that gag...
-->'''Richie:''' What a sad, lonely life you must lead..
-->'''Eddie:''' I'm afraid it is!
* When Rik flubs yet another line during the second live stage show and the audience laughs...
-->'''Richie:''' Fuck off home! I don't go down to where you work and laugh at you! Bastards!
* When Rik slips up and accidentally punches Ade in the balls.
-->'''Eddie:''' *high pitched* It's all right, Richie, I've got three fucking kids already.
-->'''Richie:''' Hey, tell you what, how about we cut the rest of this scene and go to the pub?
-->'''Eddie:''' No no... it's ''my'' turn. Stand there you cunt.
28th May '14 8:14:18 AM martinjh99
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* This goes for the series too but anytime Eddie and Richie get into a fight its hilarious esp the fight with the saw and the fire extinguisher....

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* This goes for the series too but anytime Eddie and Richie get into a fight its hilarious esp the fight with the saw and the fire extinguisher....extinguisher in one of the stage shows...
28th May '14 8:13:27 AM martinjh99
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* Oh look Knackers...... Eddie then proceeds to kick Richies knackers in various humorous ways... - Hooligans Island




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* This goes for the series too but anytime Eddie and Richie get into a fight its hilarious esp the fight with the saw and the fire extinguisher....
26th Jan '14 5:38:16 AM LongLiveHumour
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** Best example is in ''Hooligan's Island'' when the Japanese WW2 bunker is accidentally revealed in Act 1 rather than Act 2. Rik cracks up, and takes roughly about 5 minutes to recompose himself to a point where they can actually continue with the show.

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** Best example is in ''Hooligan's Island'' when the Japanese WW2 UsefulNotes/WW2 bunker is accidentally revealed in Act 1 rather than Act 2. Rik cracks up, and takes roughly about 5 minutes to recompose himself to a point where they can actually continue with the show.
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