History Funny / BostonLegal

7th Oct '15 12:42:09 PM kalel32688
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* Also Alan and Denny's wrestling match over Shirley.

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* Also Alan and Denny's wrestling match over Shirley.



* Alan Shore to an odious, faux-folksy Texas credit card company lawyer.
--> "You know, we have a little saying in Massachusetts: 'Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die.' Until then!"

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** And before that, Denny enters the courtroom dressed like a Civil War-era soldier, complete with a shotgun. He assures the judge that the gun isn't loaded...only for it to go off, startling everyone.
** Early in the episode, Denny shows Alan the collection of guns he keeps in his office, and holds one he claims his father gave to him. Alan gets nervous and tells Denny to aim the gun anywhere else but at him. Denny tells Alan that the gun isn't loaded, only for it to go off. Twice.
* Alan Shore to an odious, faux-folksy Texas credit card company lawyer.
--> "You
lawyer:
-->'''Alan''': You
know, we have a little saying in Massachusetts: 'Maybe "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die.' " Until then!"then!



--> "That's another thing! ''(taps his head)'' Mad Cow! 's not kosher!"

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--> "That's -->'''Denny''': That's another thing! ''(taps his head)'' Mad Cow! 's not kosher!" kosher!



-->''[He looks down. Denny looks down. Bethany is standing between them, looking up at him.''
** Bethany managing to sneak up on Denny (or Denny epically failing a spot check) then becomes a RunningGag, with Bethany managing to sneak up on him at times and in locations where he really should have seen her before managing to put his foot in his mouth.

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-->''[He -->(''He looks down. Denny looks down. Bethany is standing between them, looking up at him.''
'')
** Bethany managing to sneak up on Denny (or Denny epically [[FailedASpotCheck failing a spot check) check]]) then becomes a RunningGag, with Bethany managing to sneak up on him at times and in locations where he really should have seen her before managing to put his foot in his mouth.



* Jerry Espenson singing along to the theme song, complete with clips of him dancing and Shirley's absolutely bewildered reaction interspersed with the actual credits.

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* Jerry Espenson singing along to the theme song, complete with clips of him dancing and Shirley's absolutely bewildered reaction interspersed with the actual credits.



* The new [[spoiler: Chinese]] overlord of Crane, Poole & Schmidt [[spoiler: enjoying a cigar and glass of whiskey with a friend]] in the finale.

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* The new [[spoiler: Chinese]] [[spoiler:Chinese]] overlord of Crane, Poole & Schmidt [[spoiler: enjoying [[spoiler:enjoying a cigar and glass of whiskey with a friend]] in the finale.
29th Mar '13 9:50:46 PM JJJJust
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* Season 2, Episode 4 was primarily remembered for being the episode that Catherine Piper was tried for murdering a murderer. The sub-plot, however, climaxed with Denny giving a closing argument supporting the 2nd Ammendment. In the span of one closing, Shirley and Denise give at ''least'' four [[FacePalm Face Palms]].

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* Season 2, Episode 4 was primarily remembered for being the episode that Catherine Piper was tried for murdering a murderer. The sub-plot, however, climaxed with Denny giving a closing argument supporting the 2nd Ammendment.Second Amendment. In the span of one closing, Shirley and Denise give at ''least'' four [[FacePalm Face Palms]].
17th Mar '13 4:28:55 AM Ghostiet
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* The new [[spoiler: Chinese]] overlord of Crane, Poole & Schmidt [[spoiler: enjoying a cigar and glass of whiskey with a friend]] in the finale.
23rd Feb '13 6:43:36 AM Ghostiet
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--> Denny Crane. Ten cents a dance.
22nd Feb '13 2:20:37 PM Ghostiet
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* Whenever there is press in the court, Denny Crane always gives the media his name and a borrowed slogan.
--> Denny Crane. Fair and balanced.
--> Denny Crane. My poop doesn't smell.
--> Denny Crane. My puffs are the most cheesy.
15th Feb '13 11:08:57 PM ladubois
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** GOOD GOD, Y'ALL!
* Season 2, Episode 4 was primarily remembered for being the episode that Catherine Piper was tried for murdering a murderer. The sub-plot, however, climaxed with Denny giving a closing argument supporting the 2nd Ammendment. In the span of one closing, Shirley and Denise give at ''least'' four [[FacePalm Face Palms]].
20th Jun '12 11:04:43 PM Volouscheur
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** Bethany managing to sneak up on Denny (or Denny epically failing a spot check) then becomes a RunningGag, with Bethany managing to sneak up on him at times and in locations where he really should have seen her before managing to put his foot in his mouth.
14th May '12 9:21:27 AM StAraqiel
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--> 'I know who you are. You are a horny little toad. Toads give me warts. Hop away, horny toad.

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--> 'I I know who you are. You are a horny little toad. Toads give me warts. Hop away, horny toad.



-->Malcolm: This is why I went to law school.

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-->Malcolm: -->'''Malcolm''': This is why I went to law school.



-->'''Denny:''' God, I hope she doesn't put a hex on me. Can they do that? Midgets?
-->'''Alan:''' What was she like, otherwise?
-->'''Denny:''' Attractive head, nice breasts, that was basically it. Breasts and a head.
-->'''Alan:''' How did you leave it?
-->'''Denny:''' I just left. I didn't know what else to do, I just walked out!
-->'''Alan:''' Do you think it's possible she could've...followed you here?
-->'''Denny:'''I don't...think so, why?
-->'''Alan:'''Well...
-->''He looks down. Denny looks down. Bethany is standing between them, looking up at him.''

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-->'''Denny:''' -->'''Denny''': God, I hope she doesn't put a hex on me. Can they do that? Midgets?
-->'''Alan:''' -->'''Alan''': What was she like, otherwise?
-->'''Denny:''' -->'''Denny''': Attractive head, nice breasts, that was basically it. Breasts and a head.
-->'''Alan:''' -->'''Alan:''': How did you leave it?
-->'''Denny:''' -->'''Denny''': I just left. I didn't know what else to do, I just walked out!
-->'''Alan:''' -->'''Alan''': Do you think it's possible she could've...followed you here?
-->'''Denny:'''I -->'''Denny''': I don't...think so, why?
-->'''Alan:'''Well...
-->''He
-->'''Alan''': Well...
-->''[He
looks down. Denny looks down. Bethany is standing between them, looking up at him.''



-->'''Denny:''' ''(taps his head with remote)'' Mad Cow. It hasn't progressed in my brain, but there are other symptoms. Be it blood pressure...it affects me.
-->'''Alan:''' ''(concerned)'' Affects you how?
-->''Denny gives Alan a thoughtful look, stands up, puts his hands on his desk, and leans forward.''
-->'''Denny:''' I think I have Mad Penis.
-->''Alan slowly looks down toward Denny's crotch as the opening titles begin.''

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-->'''Denny:''' ''(taps -->'''Denny''': ''[taps his head with remote)'' remote]'' Mad Cow. It hasn't progressed in my brain, but there are other symptoms. Be it blood pressure...it affects me.
-->'''Alan:''' ''(concerned)'' ''[concerned]'' Affects you how?
-->''Denny -->''[Denny gives Alan a thoughtful look, stands up, puts his hands on his desk, and leans forward.''
-->'''Denny:'''
forward]''
-->'''Denny''':
I think I have Mad Penis.
-->''Alan -->''[Alan slowly looks down toward Denny's crotch as the opening titles begin.''begin]''



* -->'''Denny:''' A man's home is where his heart is. In my case, the penis.

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* -->'''Denny:''' A "A man's home is where his heart is. In my case, the penis." Thus spake Denny.
9th Jan '12 12:41:00 PM tylermoody
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* -->'''Denny:''' A man's home is where his heart is. In my case, the penis.
15th Nov '11 4:21:23 PM tylermoody
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* Jerry Espenson singing along to the theme song, complete with clips of him dancing and Shirley's absolutely bewildered reaction interspersed with the actual credits.
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