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[[caption-width-right:229:Four games now, and [[FacialCompositeFailure this]] is ''still'' hilarious.]]

The people who made ''Franchise/BlazBlue'' have a ''very'' healthy sense of humour. With the exception of Calamity Trigger, if you hear this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIR3Mv9CJ8 song]], you know something funny is going to happen. Just check out nuggets of LOL material:

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[[caption-width-right:229:Four [[caption-width-right:229:Five games now, and [[FacialCompositeFailure this]] is ''still'' hilarious.]]

The people who made ''Franchise/BlazBlue'' have a ''very'' healthy sense of humour. With the exception of Calamity Trigger, if you hear this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIR3Mv9CJ8 song]], you know something funny is going to happen. Just check out nuggets Enjoy your daily dose of Vitamin LOL material:
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Go [[Funny/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle this way]] for ''Cross Tag Battle'' examples.
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-->'''Ragna:''' ''This is supposed to be me?! Would it have killed 'em to hire a better artist C'mon, I look like friggin' Quasimodo! And what the hell is a "Bloodfridge" supposed to be?!

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-->'''Ragna:''' ''This is supposed to be me?! Would it have killed 'em to hire a better artist artist? C'mon, I look like friggin' Quasimodo! [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Quasimodo!]] And what the hell is a "Bloodfridge" supposed to be?!
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* Pictured above, Ragna's WantedPoster, which he sees first in a restaurant when he takes Tao to a meal, as she's looking for this really scary criminal, ''Rawrgna The Bloodfridge''. But Ragna is more concerned about how he looks in the poster.
-->'''Ragna:''' ''This is supposed to be me?! Would it have killed 'em to hire a better artist C'mon, I look like friggin' Quasimodo! And what the hell is a "Bloodfridge" supposed to be?!
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*** The fact that Phantom's role in the band is ''being'' the mic is hilarious by itself. And manager Tsubaki actually praises her for this job.
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* There's basically the fact that, because of the "possibilities of the continuum shift" shtick, all of the Gag Reels above from all the games are ''canon.''
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** The entire cast is voiced for this Astral in the console version. Some are "What just happened?" or the like, but some of the rest fall here. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer These are all real!]]

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** The entire cast is voiced for this Astral in the console version. Some are "What just happened?" or the like, but some of the rest fall here.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9aBAfl3hkA here]]. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer These are all real!]]
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* Bang's ThemeMusicPowerUp by JAMProject in the console version, which replaces the current background music with an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGW8L61KzAU over-the-top song]] about how [[MemeticBadass awesome]] he is.

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* Bang's ThemeMusicPowerUp by JAMProject Music/JAMProject in the console version, which replaces the current background music with an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGW8L61KzAU over-the-top song]] about how [[MemeticBadass awesome]] he is.
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* From Taokaka: "Poly-tits? Are those a new type of boobies?"

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* From Taokaka: "Poly-tits? "Poly-tits?[[note]]politics[[/note]] Are those a new type of boobies?"
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** July 09, 2009: Sugita as Ragna yelling "I'm... IN LOVE WITH NAKAMURA!"
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** At the end of the Tutorial, Izanami is pleased about your growth, so she says she will spare your soul for now, because she want you stronger so consuming your sould will be worth the hard work. Yeah, it's fairly serious, but it's also pretty funny if you think about it, although she has her own motives, ''Izanami herself'' is guiding you and wanting you to be a stronger player.

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** At the end of the Tutorial, Izanami is pleased about your growth, so she says she will spare your soul for now, because she want you stronger so consuming your sould soul will be worth the hard work. Yeah, it's fairly serious, but it's also pretty funny if you think about it, although she has her own motives, ''Izanami herself'' is guiding you and wanting you to be a stronger player.
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** The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png
** The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified.
** The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most, and that's why she didn't react to the specacles.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all [[Because ''she'' wasn't affected either]].

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** The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere.
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png cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified.
** The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most, and that's why she didn't react to the specacles.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all [[Because [[spoiler: Because ''she'' wasn't affected either]].
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** Azrael is once again the instructor for the Advanced lessons; his motives to teach you? To Nurture you so you become the ultimate pray for his pleasure. Such comment is pretty funny, although in its own dark way. In this occasion, he teaches you about some pricks on offense and defense.
** Midway through the advanced lessons, in true Tutorial tradition, Rachel takes in, in her own words, to reclaim her title as "Queen of Instructors". Azrael insists that his pray... er, trainee, is his and no one else's. So how does Rachel trick him into handing over the job? She shows him that the '''GRIM REAPER''' himself is right there in front of them! Azrael finally snaps, and complies to leave the Instructing duty to Rachel to go for his prey. The funny part about this is that it's exactly how Rachel tricked Jin in ''Chronophantasma'', by having Gii posing as Ragna ([[FridgeLogic Even though there were two Ragnas, player and dummy, right there in the tutorial stage]]); she even [[LampshadeHanging comments]] that people near Ragna are usually very narrow-minded.
** Rachel then conducts the tutorial towards the last lesson. And at the end of this one, Rachel compliments you for your progress, and it seems that the Tutorial is over, but then Rachel and you receive an unexpected visit... Nine The Phantom! Much to Rachel's surprise, Nine comments that she felt someone with potential to face Hades:Izanami, so she will introduce you, the player, to the Expert Lessons... Although the part is treated with fair seriousness, watching Rachel's reaction is pretty funny, it was clear that she (And the audience) was not expecting this.
** So, Nine is the Instructor for the Expert lessons, and teaches you advanced techniques such as the Instant Barrier (A combination of Instant Block and Barrier Block), damage scaling and recovery time when taking damage in a combos. Suddenly, midway through the Tutorial, another unexpected visitor: It's ''Izanami'' herself!! Like Nine, she also sees potential in you... as a good soul to consume, and she plans to do it but then changes her mind and decded that she want you stronger, and will personally guide you through the rest of the Tutorial. Pretty funny, although in its own dark way.
** At the end of the Tutorial, Izanami is pleased about your growth, so she says she will spare your soul for now, because she want you stronger so consuming your sould will be worth the hard work. Yeah, it's fairly serious, but it's also pretty funny if you think about it, although she has her own motives, ''Izanami herself'' is guiding you and wanting you to be a stronger player.

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** Platinum The Trinity also takes a turn to conduct the tutorial, however, Luna is upaet that Sena is the one talking the most. So, when Sena gives the word to Luna, she teaches a lesson, and then gives the word back to Sena. And apparently, Luna conducts the Tutorial because Bang promised to buy her food. ''priceless''

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** Platinum The Trinity also takes a turn to conduct the tutorial, however, Luna is upaet upset that Sena is the one talking the most. So, when Sena gives the word to Luna, she teaches a lesson, and then gives the word back to Sena. And apparently, Luna conducts the Tutorial because Bang promised to buy her food. ''priceless''


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* Similar to what happened in ''Chronophantasma'', in the Tutorial Mode we have "shenanigans", as several characters take turns to teach the new players how to play the game:
** Hibiki is the instructor for the Beginner exercises, and, in the middle of the very first lesson, Kagura sneaks in as well, supposedly to supervise his work as instructor. Hibiki is visibly not amused.
** The two of them take turns to teach you about movement (Walking, jumping, dashing, etc), the normal buttons and special moves. Despite Kagura claiming that he's supervising Hibiki, the latter actually is bossier to the former, much to Kagura's annoyance.
** At the end of the last lesson, Kagura congratulates Hibiki on his performance, and Hibiki declares that having Kagura by his side was very reassuring, because Kagura had a lot of paperwork to do that they have to deliver in three days, and Hibiki was counting on Kagura being up tp the task. Kagura initially laughs nervously as if trying to sneak out of it somehow, but Hibiki's FalseReassurance finally freaks him out, and goes back to the paperwork.
** Makoto and Tsubaki are the instructors for the intermediate lessons, and just like the last time, Makoto conducts the lessons in a very passionate, although a little rough, fashion, much to Tsubaki's annoyance, who prefers to conduct the lessons with more techincal terms, which Makoto finds distracting for new players.
** As expected from Makoto, she keeps forgetting vital pieces of info, such as when she wanted to introduce you to the new systems the Overdrive gauge uses (Exceed Accel and Active Flow). Good thing that Tsubaki is there to lend her a hand conducting the lessons.
** At the end of the lesson on the new Overdrive systems, Noel and Mai take in. Tsubaki detects a very suspicious scent... turns out that Noel has baked cookies, and was offering them to Tsubaki and Makoto; this is enough to freak the two of them out, and making them running for their lives. Must be seen (or in this case, read) to be believed. Curious enough, Mai is actually enjoying them.
** Mai and Noel then conducts the lessons on combos, special cancels, jump cancels and Astral Heats, however, Noel at some points forgets about some bits of information, but Mai lends her a hand on them, much to her relief. At the end of the Astral Heats lesson, Mai notices that Tsubaki and Makoto were watching them from a distance (Actually spying them). Tsubaki then tries to get out of this one by explaining they were just make sure they were following the curriculum properly. Noel then decides, now that the four of them are together in the same site, to offer them the baked cokies again. Mai enjoys them, but Makoto and Tsubakii scream in fear, and very probably, ran for their lives once more. ''Priceless!''

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvO1Gxa-5c NIIIII-SAAAAAAN!!!]].
*** Although, the English version's "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" is just as funny.
*** [[spoiler:Let's not forget Relius gag reel in Continuum Shift Extend where Creator/TomokazuSugita [[UpToEleven makes Jin a bit more gayer. See Continuum Shift Extend for details.]]]]



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvO1Gxa-5c NIIIII-SAAAAAAN!!!]].
** Although, the English version's "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" is just as funny.
** [[spoiler:Let's not forget Relius gag reel in Continuum Shift Extend where Creator/TomokazuSugita [[UpToEleven makes Jin a bit more gayer. See Continuum Shift Extend for details.]]]]
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--> '''Nu:''' I mean, Ragna and Nu should, like, go steal [treasure] and some junk.


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--> '''Nu:''' As dead as disco!
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--> '''Narration:''' Ragna screamed like a little girl covered in tarantulas.
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** Meet the [[SarcasmMode totally]] [[ChivalrousPervert charming]] and [[SincerityMode totally]] OutOfCharacter "Irresistible Arakune." Suffice it to say that both Litchi and Kokonoe prefer the original one. This sequence features [[ButtMonkey Tager]] in a FrenchMaid outfit, and being turned into ''a vacuum cleaner'' to clean up after Arakune.

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** Meet the [[SarcasmMode totally]] [[ChivalrousPervert charming]] and [[SincerityMode totally]] OutOfCharacter "Irresistible Arakune." Suffice it to say that both Litchi and Kokonoe prefer the original one. This sequence features [[ButtMonkey Tager]] in a FrenchMaid outfit, and being turned into ''a vacuum cleaner'' to clean up after Arakune.Arakune, who left [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext in a bridal veil while holding a bouquet]].

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** Good god, the Spectacles of Eros Finale. Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified. The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.

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** Good god, the Spectacles of Eros Finale. Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. The Irresistible!Arakune.
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first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png The png
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final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified. The
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match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.most, and that's why she didn't react to the specacles.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.all [[Because ''she'' wasn't affected either]].
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** Something similar can be found in his wife Nine's animation for the same finish where she is lounging in a boiling cauldron of what appears to be blood, with her clothes on a nearby hanger. One almost thinks Relius might have something else in mind for her.

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** One image we get from a Bururaji episode that guest starred Nakamura (Hazama) and Kenta Miyake (Susano'o) featured an image of Susano'o being approached by Hakumen, carrying Pakumen and Terumen swaddled up in baby blankets. FoeYay ahoy, captain!

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** One image we get from a Bururaji episode that guest starred Nakamura (Hazama) and Kenta Miyake (Susano'o) featured [[https://i.imgur.com/uyD95MF.jpg an image of Susano'o being approached by Hakumen, carrying Pakumen and Terumen swaddled up in baby blankets. blankets.]] FoeYay ahoy, captain!captain!
*** Also in Miyake's episode, it's clear he is ''very'' [[NoIndoorVoice prone to shouting in character.]]

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** One episode of Bururaji has Sugita (as Ragna) doing [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio Brando's]] "you're watching me" line. A couple seconds later, and he gives his own take on "ROADA ROLLA DA!"
** One image we get from a Bururaji episode that guest starred Nakamura (Hazama) and Kenta Miyake (Susano'o) featured an image of Susano'o being approached by Hakumen, carrying Pakumen and Terumen swaddled up in baby blankets. FoeYay ahoy, captain!



* For a very dark example, Relius's astral animation versus Jubei. While most combatants are locked into nightmarish looking restraints, Jubei has a cone-shaped collar around his neck, the very same kind used by veteternarians when neutering male cats.

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* For a very dark example, Relius's astral animation versus Jubei. While most combatants are locked into nightmarish looking restraints, Jubei has a cone-shaped collar around his neck, the very same kind used by veteternarians when neutering male cats. So it's quite horrifying to think [[GroinAttack ''what'' Relius aims to do]], but seeing Jubei wearing what's called a "cone of shame" is quite amusing.
* When choosing an icon for online play, one of the usual categories of icons you can choose is an accessory of a playable character (like Amane's hairpin or Noel's NOL beret). What do they choose for [[FinalBoss Susano'o]]? His tail!
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* One of the early Story Mode cutscenes is a flashback to Ragna's childhood, where he, Jin and Saya are following The Sister to pick raspberries to make jam. It turns out that even as an adult, Celica still has NoSenseOfDirection.
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** In general, several characters are apparently, discussing about who should conduct the Tutorial Mode: Bang, for example, is the instructor for the Intermediate exercises, and, although he does a good job teaching about special moves, he perfers to leave the rest of the job to his "pupils", who actually do a better job than their "master". Bang is so surprised that he actually prefers to step aside.
** The first "pupil is ''Taokaka'' of all people! In a curious OutOfCharacterMoment, she actually teaches you about combos, and the Revolver Action system. Words do not make any justice. Must be seen to be believed.
** The next "pupil" is Carl, who doesn't recall accepting to be a pupil for Bang, but decides to run ith it anyway.
** Platinum The Trinity also takes a turn to conduct the tutorial, however, Luna is upaet that Sena is the one talking the most. So, when Sena gives the word to Luna, she teaches a lesson, and then gives the word back to Sena. And apparently, Luna conducts the Tutorial because Bang promised to buy her food. ''priceless''
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* In Tutorial Mode:
** Noel is the instructor, ccnducting the beginner exercises in movement, as well as telling to herself she's the instructor, and that she must not mess it up. It's so adorable that you want to hug her, and tell her "You're a great instructor, you're doing a great job".
** Suddenly, Makoto takes in, and tells Noel that she'll continue with the Tutorial mode; At first, Noel doubts because she felt she was doing a good job as instructor, but leaves Makoto in charge anyway.
** After Makoto teaches you about the normal buttons, at her own particular way, Tsubaki takes in, and says Makoto that she'll be in charge from now on, because apparently Makoto can't be serious about being instructor. Makoto is certainly not happy about it.
** Tsubaki then explains some basic rules, and about the info that appears on screen. After that, she notices Noel watching behind her, who then pleads hr to let her conduct the Tutorial Mode. When Tsubaki complies, Noel is very excited to be the instructor once again. Both funny and Heartwarming.
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* For a very dark example, Relius's astral animation versus Jubei. While most combatants are locked into nightmarish looking restraints, Jubei has a cone-shaped collar around his neck, the very same kind used by veteternarians when neutering male cats.
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* Rachel's Joke End. Her Spectacles of Eros will make you laugh silly. Reason? She's not too happy to see Ragna with Platinum. More epicly all the girls from Kagutsuchi minus Taokaka, Tsubaki and Linhua. To add more fuel to this gag reel...Jin has to show up to 'save' his brother.

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* Rachel's Joke End. Her Spectacles of Eros will make you laugh silly. Reason? She's not too happy to see Ragna with Platinum. More epicly all the girls from Kagutsuchi minus Taokaka, Tsubaki and Linhua. To add more fuel to this gag reel...Jin has to show up to 'save' his brother. A link for your [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3f34W5B48Y&t enjoyment]].
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* Another highlight of the final cutscene is Naoto's fate. He ''does'' go back to his world, but does it in ''hilarious'' fashion; he falls out from the ''sky'' and lands in a pile of wood boards and rocks, with Raquel walking over to him to help him up.
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The people who made ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'' have a ''very'' healthy sense of humour. With the exception of Calamity Trigger, if you hear this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIR3Mv9CJ8 song]], you know something funny is going to happen. Just check out nuggets of LOL material:

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The people who made ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'' ''Franchise/BlazBlue'' have a ''very'' healthy sense of humour. With the exception of Calamity Trigger, if you hear this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIR3Mv9CJ8 song]], you know something funny is going to happen. Just check out nuggets of LOL material:



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02mcPP-YBCw Tager's strategy video]] from the limited-edition bonus disc. Unlike his fellow pro VideoGame/BlazBlue players, [[VideoGame/SkullGirls Mike Z]] narrated Tager's strategy segment in an [[LargeHam over-the top]] [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]], making frequent references to [[GloriousMotherRussia the superiority of Communism]] and denouncing Weak American Damage in favor of [[MemeticMutation Real]] '''[[MemeticMutation Soviet]]''' [[MemeticMutation Damage]]!

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02mcPP-YBCw Tager's strategy video]] from the limited-edition bonus disc. Unlike his fellow pro VideoGame/BlazBlue Franchise/BlazBlue players, [[VideoGame/SkullGirls Mike Z]] narrated Tager's strategy segment in an [[LargeHam over-the top]] [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]], making frequent references to [[GloriousMotherRussia the superiority of Communism]] and denouncing Weak American Damage in favor of [[MemeticMutation Real]] '''[[MemeticMutation Soviet]]''' [[MemeticMutation Damage]]!



** Jin learns to his horror that Ragna sold the deed to the Brotherly Island to Izanami ([[spoiler:because he wants an island full of women]]), leading to a contest between them over ownership of the island. The contents of the duel? Their personal Ragna rankings, making it basically a contest of who is the bigger bro-con, or in their terms, a ''Ragnerd.'' Jin starts off with a picture of Ragna getting his arm cut off, ''and'' a picture of him sleeping. But then Izanami promptly one-ups him by... [[spoiler: showing a picture of ''Ragna's neckline (when he's about to activate the BlazBlue to boot).'' ''AND dimples he didn't even know he had, dubbed RAGIMPLES.'' It'd be ''really'' creepy if it weren't for how utterly absurd the whole thing is, not to mention poor [[ButtMonkey Kagura's]] reaction at having to announce her rankings with an over the top howl.]] [[spoiler:It eventually ends with Izanami victorious... but Ragna ''self-destructs out of nowhere'', and the Island straight up ''melts into lava'' because it couldn't handle their obsession with their brother. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_29,_type_A).png Kagura and Izanami promptly escape on a chopper as Jin chooses to stay behind, smiling, and ending with him sinking down Terminator style.]]]]

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** Jin learns to his horror that Ragna sold the deed to the Brotherly Island to Izanami ([[spoiler:because he wants an island full of women]]), leading to a contest between them over ownership of the island. The contents of the duel? Their personal Ragna rankings, making it basically a contest of who is the bigger bro-con, or in their terms, a ''Ragnerd.'' Jin starts off with a picture of Ragna getting his arm cut off, ''and'' a picture of him sleeping. But then Izanami promptly one-ups him by... [[spoiler: showing a picture of ''Ragna's neckline (when he's about to activate the BlazBlue [=BlazBlue=] to boot).'' ''AND dimples he didn't even know he had, dubbed RAGIMPLES.'' It'd be ''really'' creepy if it weren't for how utterly absurd the whole thing is, not to mention poor [[ButtMonkey Kagura's]] reaction at having to announce her rankings with an over the top howl.]] [[spoiler:It eventually ends with Izanami victorious... but Ragna ''self-destructs out of nowhere'', and the Island straight up ''melts into lava'' because it couldn't handle their obsession with their brother. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_29,_type_A).png Kagura and Izanami promptly escape on a chopper as Jin chooses to stay behind, smiling, and ending with him sinking down Terminator style.]]]]
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*** When Noel, Tsubaki, and Makoto are throwing themselves at him and he finally realizes what's going on Ragna immediately calls out to Rachel demanding she show herself wherever she is. On the English track he sounds annoyed. On the Japanese track he starts ''[[http://youtu.be/WDzoTK66_Lg?t=10m13s screaming]]'' at her to come out.

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*** When Noel, Tsubaki, and Makoto are throwing themselves at him and he finally realizes what's going on Ragna immediately calls out to Rachel demanding she show herself wherever she is. On the English track he sounds annoyed. On the Japanese track he starts ''[[http://youtu.be/WDzoTK66_Lg?t=10m13s ''[[https://youtu.be/5OmSu8OTNOY?t=9m13s screaming]]'' at her to come out.
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** And if Makoto wins?
---> '''Makoto:''' ''Hey! Eyes!!'' '''''Up here!!!'''''

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