History Funny / BerserkAbridged

* When Zodd finds out the show is cancelled due to, according to the vampire priest from ''{{Hellsing}}'', personal reasons, [[OhCrap it didn't go well on the abridger's end]]...

---> Guts: ''(As he kicks the crap out of some perfectly innocent guards in a Brock Sampson ComedicSociopathy moment)'' I loooovvveee hurting people! I loooovveee beating people up!

** "I THOUGHT I SAID NO MUSIC!!" "You said no Johnny Cash--this is Billy Joel!"

--->[''Casca decks him'']

-->'''Griffith:''' [''in a hilariously effete tone''] Now say you're my bitch, or I'll dislocate your shoulder.

-->'''The Band of the Hawk:''' ''*Hooray! Cheering!*''

---> Guts: (As he kicks the crap out of some perfectly innocent guards in a Brock Sampson ComedicSociopathy moment) I loooovvveee hurting people! I loooovveee beating people up!

*** How can any one forget "Hey Griffith, put some pants on! Straight people are here!

* Episode 22: "Damn you demons and your diet pills.....DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"
* When Zodd finds out the show is canceled due to, according to the priest from {{Hellsing}}, personal reasons, [[OhCrap it didn't go well on the abridger's end]]...
--> '''Zodd:''' "KNEEL BEFORE ZODD, BITCH! KNEEL BEFORE ZODD!"

--> '''Guts:''' It's almost as if this is a metaphor for something too horrible to contemplate! ''(cut to manga panel of [[spoiler:Guts getting raped by Donovan]])'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Holy crap! Too horrible to contemplate is right. First thing tomorrow, I'm getting back to work repressing this.]]

* As well as the Christmas episode done with a few other abridgers: NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!

* From one of the "War of the Abridged Series Creators" videos, when Guts works too well at getting a [[FinalFantasy Cactrot]] upset.

--> '''Guts:''' It's almost as if this is a metaphor for something too horrible to contemplate! ''(cut to manga panel of Guts getting raped by Donovan)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Holy crap! Too horrible to contemplate is right. First thing tomorrow, I'm getting back to work repressing this.]]

* Episode 5: "The porn! The porn! The porn is on fire! Everyone retreat, we'll just have to make do with Griffith's back issues of Cosmos!"

-->'''The Band of the Hawk:''' Hooray! Cheering!

-->'''Griffith''': Such power and grace. I must have him.

--> '''Griffith''': In my army. I must have him in my army. I covered that up well.

---> Guts: (As he kicks the crap out of some perfectly innocent guards in a Brock Sampson HeroicSociopath moment) I loooovvveee hurting people! I loooovveee beating people up!

* Episode 12: Guts thinks menstruation is a myth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tod1MnJnRmg&feature=related and that women steal men's bodily fluids to make leprechauns.

--> '''Guts:''' It's almost as if this is a metaphor for something too horrible to contemplate! ''(cut to manga panel of Guts getting raped)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Holy crap! Too horrible to contemplate is right. First thing tomorrow, I'm getting back to work repressing this.]]

* Episode 5:"The porn! The porn! The porn is on fire! Everyone retreat, we'll just have to make do with Griffith's back issues of Cosmos!"
* Episode 6: Zodd telling Guts' and Griffith' futures and comparing Guts to Naruto and Griffith to Sasuke.
* Episode 7: Guts' mercifully short lived musical moment.
---> Guts: (As he kicks the crap out of some perfectly innocent guards in a Brock Sampson HeroicSociopath moment) I loooovvveee hurting people! I loooovveee beating people up!
** Also Griffith's reaction to the Naruto comparison above.
-->'''Griffith''': Wait, how come I have to be the emo freak? You're like eight times more emo than I am.

* As well as the Christmas episode done with a few other abridgers: NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!
** "Governor, I brought you a Pogo Stick!" "Oh Thank you!" "NAUGHTY!"
* Episode 22: "Damn you demons and your diet pills.....DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"

** Also Griffith's reaction to the Naruto comparison.
-->'''Griffith''': Wait, how come I have to be the emo freak? You're like eight times more emo than me.

---> Guts: (As he kicks the crap out of some perfectly innocent guards in a Brock Sampson HeroicSociopath moment) I loooovvveee hurting people! I loooovveee beating people up!

-->"'Guts:"'Hey seriously, you should take a look at that injury between your legs. I'm kinda starting to worry. I tended the rest of your wounds while you were asleep, but I couldn't get that one to stop bleeding.

-->""Griffith"": Wait, how come I have to be the emo freak? You're like eight times more emo than me.

-->"'Griffith"": Such power and grace. I must have him.
--> ""Red-Headed Member of the Hawks"": What was that, sir?
--> ""Griffith"": In my army. I must have him in my army. I covered that up well.

-->"'Guts:"'Hey seriously, you should take a look at that injury between your legs. I'm kinda starting to worry. I tended the rest of your wounds while you were asleep, but I couldn't get that one to stop bleeding.

-->

* Episode 12: [[Guts thinks menstruation is a myth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tod1MnJnRmg&feature=related]] and that women steal men's bodily fluids to make leprechauns.

* Episode 2: Griffith's reaction to Guts fighting in battle and his attempt to cover up his feelings.

-->""Griffith"": Wait, how come I had to be the emo freak? You're like eight times more emo than me.

-->""Griffith"": Wait, why am I Sasuke? You're like ten times more emo than me.

* Zodd telling Guts' and Griffith' futures and comparing Guts to Naruto and Griffith to Sasuke.

* Griffith's reaction to Guts fighting in battle and his attempt to cover up his feelings.