History Funny / BatmanForever

* A meta-example; Jim Carrey broke ''twelve'' prop canes doing all the fancy cane twirling he does in the film, and recalls one particular instance where he accidentally nailed Tommy Lee Jones [[GroinAttack in the groin with one]].

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[[caption-width-right:350: Why so not-so-serious?]]

--->'''Ridder''': This is your brain on the Box! [''takes the receiver away''] This is ''my'' brain on the Box. [''puts the receiver on his head''] DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!

-->'''Riddler''': I simply love what you've done with this place--[[JustForFun/XMeetsY Heavy Metal meets House and Garden]]! Ha-ha-ha; beautiful! It's so ''dark'' and ''gothic'' and ''[sits a Box on a table and beckons Spice over]'' disgustingly decadent... and yet so bright and chipper and...''(sets Box down)'' conservative. ''[whistles for Sugar]'' It's so... YOU! And yet so [''opera singer voice''] YOU! Very few people are both a summer ''and'' a winter, but... you pull it off nicely.\\

'''Riddler''': ''[cringing harshly]'' Has anybody ever told you...you have a [[SuddenlyShouting SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!]]

** Earlier in the same scene:
--->'''Riddler:''' By the way, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking.\\
'''Two-Face:''' ''[cocks his gun, and puts it against Riddler's cheek]'' Let's see if you bleed green!

-->'''Riddler''': I simply love what you've done with this place--[[JustForFun/XMeetsY Heavy Metal meets House and Garden]]! Ha-ha-ha; beautiful! It's so ''dark'' and ''gothic'' and ''[sits a Box on a table and beckons leather-clad moll over]'' disgustingly decadent... and yet so bright and chipper and...''(sets Box down)'' conservative. ''[whistles for white-clad moll]'' It's so... YOU! And yet so [''opera singer voice''] YOU! Very few people are both a summer ''and'' a winter, but... you pull it off nicely.\\

-->'''Riddler''': I simply love what you've with this place--[[JustForFun/XMeetsY Heavy Metal meets House and Garden]]! Ha-ha-ha; beautiful! It's so ''dark'' and ''gothic'' and ''[sits a Box on a table and beckons leather-clad moll over]'' disgustingly decadent... and yet so bright and chipper and...''(sets Box down)'' conservative. ''[whistles for white-clad moll]'' It's so... YOU! And yet so [''opera singer voice''] YOU! Very few people are both a summer ''and'' a winter, but... you pull it off nicely.\\

-->'''The Riddler''': Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? We'll find out today! But first...''*in a game show host's voice*''...let's meet our contestants! Behind curtain number one...

-->'''The Riddler''': ''[[HilariousInHindsight Fatman's]]'' one and only partner. This [[CrossesTheLineTwice acrobat-turned-orphan]] likes Saturday morning cartoons and dreams of one day being...''(whispering)*'' barenaked with a girl.

-->'''The Riddler''': ''[[HilariousInHindsight Fatman's]]'' one and only partner. This [[CrossesTheLineTwice acrobat-turned-orphan]] likes Saturday morning cartoons and dreams of one day being...''*whispering*'' barenaked with a girl.

-->'''The Riddler''': Judges? ''[[LargeHam *imitates a buzzer*]]'' [[LargeHam I'm sorry.]] [[Series/{{Jeopardy}} Your answer must be in the form of a question.]] [[LargeHam But thanks for playing!]]

-->'''Two-Face''': (escaping in an elevator) Ha-ha!....Heehee YA!!

''cut to Dick cruising in the Batmobile''\\
'''Dick:''' Goin' for a lil' ride in mah love machine, baybee!

-->*Dick Grayson emerges from the Batmobile*

-->'''Nygma:''' *sneaks up behind Stickley and bashes him on the head with a coffeepot* ''Caffeine'll'' '''kill ya!'''

-->''*reveals Chase Meridian tied up in a glass container*''

-->''*reveals Robin tied up in a different container*''

-->(later when the duo decided to spare Bruce and leave him with another riddle)

* A meta-example; Jim Carrey broke 12 prop canes doing all the fancy cane twirling he does in the film, and recalls one particular instance where he accidentally nailed Tommy Lee Jones [[GroinAttack in the groin with one]].

-->'''Riddler''': I simply love what you've with this place--[[JustForFun/XMeetsY Heavy Metal meets House and Garden]]! Ha-ha-ha; beautiful! It's so ''dark'' and ''gothic'' and ''(sits a Box on a table and beckons leather-clad moll over)'' disgustingly decadent... and yet so bright and chipper and...''(sets Box down)'' conservative. ''(whistles for white-clad moll)'' It's so...YOU! And yet so [''opera singer voice''] YOU~! Very few people are both a summer ''and'' a winter, but... you pull it off nicely.\\
'''Two-Face''': ''(feigns bashfulness...and then [[ShutUpGunshot fires a gunshot into the air near Riddler's ear to shut him up]])'' What's the point, big boy?\\
'''Riddler''': ''(while cringing harshly)'' Has anybody ever told you...you have a [[SuddenlyShouting SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!]]

'''Nygma''': *hands co-worker Stickley's "suicide note" and informs him in serious voice* I found this in my cubicle. You'll find the handwriting matches his exactly. As does sentence structure and spelling. *[[MoodWhiplash goes back to crying]]* I couldn't possibly continue on here. The *sob* mem-- *sob* --ories!

** Oh yeah, the guard wears glasses, is rather chubby, and ''is hard of hearing''. No wonder crime runs rampant in Gotham!

* Batman's unamusement at Chase's advances at the Bat-signal:
-->''You called me here for this? The Bat-signal is not a beeper!''
-->''It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.''
-->''You trying to get under my cape, doctor?''
-->*after Chase shows her admiration for his black rubber suit* ''[[DeadpanSnarker Try firemen, less to take off.]]''
** Being human, he is taken aback when [[SexyCoatFlashing she finally shows him what she's wearing under the coat.]] He has a moment of hesitation, followed by, "Direct, aren't you?"
** Then after finally getting back into his car, he simply sighs to himself and mutters, "Women."

-->'''Riddler''': OH STOP! *kicks leg out*

'''Sugar:''' ''(rolls her eyes)'' Fine.

-->'''Alfred:''' [completely solemnly] Master Wayne's [[TheBlueBeard dead wives.]]

'''Two-Face''': It's darn simple my boy--ball up the fist, reach way back and assert yourself! ''(punches security guard)''\\
'''Riddler''': Ooooo...that looks like fun! Lemme try, lemme try!\\

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