History Funny / Bananas

28th Dec '15 8:25:37 AM wittylibrarian
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** Mellish attempts to cross-examine ''himself'' to no avail, during which the jury happily passes a joint amongst themselves.
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** Mellish attempts to cross-examine ''himself'' - as a hostile witness - to no avail, during which the jury happily passes a joint amongst themselves.
17th Aug '15 6:33:16 AM AnotherGuy
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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas.
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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas. One of the thousands is a sandwich with a roll. It's identified amount the piles of bags.
13th Mar '15 10:52:34 AM AnotherGuy
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'''Clerk''': "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."
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'''Clerk''': "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat." "\\ '''Mellish:''' Thank you. I just wanted to make sure you got that right.
13th Mar '15 10:51:51 AM AnotherGuy
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* The San Marcos Dictator Vargas calls for aid, but instead of getting the [=CIA=] he called a Jewish scholarship fund. Cue the arrival of a company of [[AllJewsAreAshkenazi Hasidic rabbis]] marching through the battlezone with donation cans.
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* The San Marcos Dictator Vargas calls for aid, but instead of getting the [=CIA=] he called a the [=UJA=] (the United Jewish scholarship fund.Appeal). Cue the arrival of a company of [[AllJewsAreAshkenazi Hasidic rabbis]] marching through the battlezone with donation cans.
13th Mar '15 10:50:38 AM AnotherGuy
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--->'''Woman:''' Hello? Who is this?\
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--->'''Woman:''' Hello? Who is this?\this?

-->'''Woman:''' Hold on a second. ''({{beat}})'' Walter, it's for you!
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-->'''Woman:''' --->'''Woman:''' Hold on a second. ''({{beat}})'' Walter, it's for you!
13th Mar '15 10:50:16 AM AnotherGuy
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** Later, "Hoover" says he had Fielding's phone tapped. --->''(Fielding [[HarassingPhoneCall breathing heavily into the phone]])'' --->'''Woman:''' Hello? --->''(Fielding [[HarassingPhoneCall breathing heavily into the phone]])'' --->'''Woman:''' Hello? Who is this?\ --->''(Fielding [[HarassingPhoneCall breathing heavily into the phone]])'' --->'''Woman:''' Hello? ''Who is this?!'' --->''(Fielding [[HarassingPhoneCall breathing heavily into the phone]])'' -->'''Woman:''' Hold on a second. ''({{beat}})'' Walter, it's for you!
24th Dec '14 8:12:10 PM wittylibrarian
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* The insane office-and-exercise workdesk Mellish is forced to demonstrate.
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* The insane office-and-exercise workdesk - The Execusizor! - Mellish is forced to demonstrate.
24th Dec '14 8:11:00 PM wittylibrarian
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* The insane office-and-exercise workdesk Mellish is forced to demonstrate.

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** Mellish attempts to cross-examine ''himself'' to no avail, during which the jury happily passes a joint amongst themselves. ** Mellish is found guilty, [[spoiler:but the judge throws out the verdict on the condition Mellish never moves into his neighborhood.]]

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** He's also sent to help drug and kidnap a Vargas supporter, but during the scuffle Mellish manages to drug his teammates. Cue the police showing up, forcing Mellish to try and stage the whole thing as him helping his "drunk" buddies get home. And failing.
19th Jul '14 7:03:42 AM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Priest:''' I smoke 'em. ''He'' smokes 'em."
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-->'''Priest:''' I smoke 'em. ''He'' smokes 'em."
19th Jul '14 7:03:23 AM AnotherGuy
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* The fake commercials, such as for New Testament Cigarettes. -->'''Pitchman:''' ''He'' smokes 'em. Shouldn't you?
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* The fake commercials, such as for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Rumfb5kyU New Testament Cigarettes. -->'''Pitchman:''' Cigarettes]]. -->'''Priest:''' I smoke 'em. ''He'' smokes 'em. Shouldn't you?'em."
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