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11th Feb '17 5:17:56 PM wittylibrarian
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** At one point a juror is drinking out of a fish bowl.


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* The rebel song... that only Esposito enjoys singing.


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** [[spoiler:He escapes by grabbing a nearby tire iron and holding it up as a cross to draw a Catholic parade to follow him.]]
9th Jul '16 7:46:06 PM wittylibrarian
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* With the rebels victorious, Esposito gives his first speech to the waiting public. It's not exactly uplifting.
-->'''Esposito''': From this day on, [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish]]. SILENCE! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!\\
(the crowd is understandably underwhelmed)\\
'''Fielding''': What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
9th Jul '16 7:41:50 PM wittylibrarian
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** Fielding gets the assignment when the rebel leader Esposito decide to draw straws among the men. He hands out each straw, making sure Fielding gets the short one.
-->'''Fielding''' (smiles weakly): Well, at least it was fair...
9th Jul '16 7:38:37 PM wittylibrarian
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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas. One of the thousands is a sandwich with a roll. [[LudicriousPrecision It's identified among the piles of bags]].

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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas. One of the thousands is a sandwich with a roll. [[LudicriousPrecision It's identified among the piles of bags]].bags.
9th Jul '16 7:38:06 PM wittylibrarian
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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas. One of the thousands is a sandwich with a roll. It's identified among the piles of bags.

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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas. One of the thousands is a sandwich with a roll. [[LudicriousPrecision It's identified among the piles of bags.bags]].
9th Jul '16 7:37:08 PM wittylibrarian
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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas. One of the thousands is a sandwich with a roll. It's identified amount the piles of bags.

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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas. One of the thousands is a sandwich with a roll. It's identified amount among the piles of bags.
3rd Jul '16 6:26:29 PM wittylibrarian
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* The courtroom trial, as one absurdity after another is added, culminating in Miss America herself accusing Mellish of being "a subversive mother".

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* [[https://youtu.be/8a3mk9sp0oE The courtroom trial, trial]], as one absurdity after another is added, culminating in Miss America herself accusing Mellish of being "a subversive mother".
19th Jun '16 3:28:42 PM AnotherGuy
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* The classic moment during training when the rebel recruits are instructed that if someone is bitten by a snake, to suck out the poison. However, Fielding demurs, "l cannot suck anybody's leg who I'm not engaged to." However, when a busty female rebel runs through the camp clutching one of her breasts yelling, "Snake bite! Snake bite! I got bitten by a snake!", Fielding develops a huge grin and chases after her - [[AllMenArePerverts followed by the rest of the camp.]]

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* The classic moment during training when the rebel recruits are instructed that if someone is bitten by a snake, to suck out the poison. However, When asked, Fielding demurs, "l cannot suck anybody's leg who I'm not engaged to." However, when a busty female rebel runs through the camp clutching one of her breasts yelling, "Snake bite! Snake bite! I got bitten by a snake!", Fielding develops a huge grin and chases after her - [[AllMenArePerverts followed by the rest of the camp.]]
19th Jun '16 3:28:02 PM AnotherGuy
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* The classic moment during training when the rebel recruits are instructed that if someone is bitten by a snake, to suck out the poison. However, Fielding demurs, "l cannot suck anybody's leg who I'm not engaged to." However, when a busty female rebel runs through the camp clutching one of her breasts yelling, "Snake bite! Snake bite! I got bitten by a snake!", Fielding develops a huge grin and chases after her - [[AllMenArePerverts followed by the rest of the camp.]]
19th Jun '16 9:16:25 AM AnotherGuy
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''Fielding:''' ''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? ls it the big guy at the end?

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''Fielding:''' '''Fielding:''' ''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? ls it the big guy at the end?
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