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19th Jun '16 3:28:42 PM AnotherGuy
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* The classic moment during training when the rebel recruits are instructed that if someone is bitten by a snake, to suck out the poison. However, Fielding demurs, "l cannot suck anybody's leg who I'm not engaged to." However, when a busty female rebel runs through the camp clutching one of her breasts yelling, "Snake bite! Snake bite! I got bitten by a snake!", Fielding develops a huge grin and chases after her - [[AllMenArePerverts followed by the rest of the camp.]]

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* The classic moment during training when the rebel recruits are instructed that if someone is bitten by a snake, to suck out the poison. However, When asked, Fielding demurs, "l cannot suck anybody's leg who I'm not engaged to." However, when a busty female rebel runs through the camp clutching one of her breasts yelling, "Snake bite! Snake bite! I got bitten by a snake!", Fielding develops a huge grin and chases after her - [[AllMenArePerverts followed by the rest of the camp.]]
19th Jun '16 3:28:02 PM AnotherGuy
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* The classic moment during training when the rebel recruits are instructed that if someone is bitten by a snake, to suck out the poison. However, Fielding demurs, "l cannot suck anybody's leg who I'm not engaged to." However, when a busty female rebel runs through the camp clutching one of her breasts yelling, "Snake bite! Snake bite! I got bitten by a snake!", Fielding develops a huge grin and chases after her - [[AllMenArePerverts followed by the rest of the camp.]]
19th Jun '16 9:16:25 AM AnotherGuy
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''Fielding:''' ''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? ls it the big guy at the end?

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''Fielding:''' '''Fielding:''' ''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? ls it the big guy at the end?
19th Jun '16 9:16:06 AM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Mellish''': I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. Do you realize there's not a single homosexual in the jury?
-->'''Judge:''' Yes, there is.
-->'''Mellish:''' ''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? It's the big guy on the right, right?

-->'''Prosecutor''': You're J. Edgar Hoover?!\\

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-->'''Mellish''': -->'''Fielding''': I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. Do you realize there's l move for a mistrial. There's not a single homosexual in the jury?
-->'''Judge:'''
on that jury.\\
'''Judge:'''
Yes, there is.
-->'''Mellish:'''
is.\\
''Fielding:'''
''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? It's ls it the big guy on at the right, right?

-->'''Prosecutor''':
end?
**
--->'''Prosecutor''':
You're J. Edgar Hoover?!\\
19th Jun '16 9:14:20 AM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Mellish:''' ''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? It's the big one on the right, right?

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-->'''Mellish:''' ''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? It's the big one guy on the right, right?
19th Jun '16 9:13:51 AM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Witness''': I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\

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\n-->'''Witness''': **
--->'''Fielding:''' Officer Dowd, have you ever had sexual relations with a girl with ''really'' big breasts?
--->'''Dowd:''' Yes, sir. l did.
--->'''Fielding:''' And how did you find it?
--->'''Dowd:''' Very erotic.
--->'''Fielding:''' ''(jealous)'' l was... l was just checking.
**
--->'''Witness''':
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\




-->'''Mellish''': (bound and gagged) (makes muffled noises)\\

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\n-->'''Mellish''': **
--->'''Mellish''':
(bound and gagged) (makes muffled noises)\\
19th Jun '16 9:11:08 AM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Mellish''': I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

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-->'''Mellish''': I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
sham. Do you realize there's not a single homosexual in the jury?
-->'''Judge:''' Yes, there is.
-->'''Mellish:''' ''(gossipy)'' Really? Which one? It's the big one on the right, right?
28th Dec '15 8:25:37 AM wittylibrarian
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** Mellish attempts to cross-examine ''himself'' to no avail, during which the jury happily passes a joint amongst themselves.

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** Mellish attempts to cross-examine ''himself'' - as a hostile witness - to no avail, during which the jury happily passes a joint amongst themselves.
17th Aug '15 6:33:16 AM AnotherGuy
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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas.

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* To prove his worth to the rebels, Fielding is sent to the nearest village to secure food. He promptly makes a deli counter order of thousands of bagged sandwiches and wheelbarrows full of cole slaw. And has the restaurant send the bill to Vargas. One of the thousands is a sandwich with a roll. It's identified amount the piles of bags.
13th Mar '15 10:52:34 AM AnotherGuy
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'''Clerk''': "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."

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'''Clerk''': "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."
"\\
'''Mellish:''' Thank you. I just wanted to make sure you got that right.
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