History Funny / BadMovieBeatdown2011Episodes

* "So the film opens in a lab where Scientists are working on a secret, deadly weapon. Which alarms THIS MAN."[[spoiler: *cuts back to Film Brain* DERP *Film Brain hits head against wall*]]

* "If we fill the film with enough of these shots(of scantily clad women) maybe people will ignore the macho subtext.
* After finding out [[Creator/RosarioDawson one of the actors]] from ''Film/SevenPounds'' is in the movie: "Dammit! That movie will haunt me forever!"

* Any time Film Brain makes a reference to Wrestling/BillGoldberg's wrestling career.

* His constant comments on the ludicrous amount of HoYay between two of the main characters.
* "''Film/2Fast2Furious'' is probably the most homoerotic action film since ''Film/TopGun''"

* After finding out one of the actors from 7 Pounds is in the movie: "Dammit! That movie will haunt me forever!"

* "The other troubling character in this race is Suki - who's supposedly a tough girl, which is why she drives around in a bright, {{Franchise/Barbie}} pink car and spends most of the race in dead last."

* Pointless CGI is Kewl

--->'''FB''': WOOOW! It's a good thing there isn't a 20 year old on the internet to take that line horribly out of context. [[UnfortunateImplications Did you not realize how that sounded?]]

-->'''Film Brain:''' I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel sorry for Creator/RobSchnieder. (spits)

* The 5 Nic Cage Levels: 1 (Kinda Weird), 2 (Bit of an Oddball), 3 (Bloomin' Mental!), 4 (BATSHIT INSANE!!!), 5 ([[Film/TheWickerMan NOT THE BEES!!!!!]])

'''Creator/NicolasCage:''' [in the ''Film/TheWickerMan'' remake] NOT THE BEES! AUGGHH!

* The film's mention of Colony Collapse Disorder for RippedFromTheHeadlines points fails to connect with Creator/MarkWalberg's characters' students:

'''Creator/NicholasCage:''' [in the ''Film/TheWickerMan'' remake] NOT THE BEES! AUGGHH!

-->'''Film Brain:''' I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel sorry for RobSchnieder. (spits)

* "''2 Fast 2 Furious'' is probably the most homoerotic action film since ''Film/TopGun''"

* "If we fill the film with enough of these shots(of scanticaly clad women) maybe people will ignore the macho subtext.

* Just as Woody Harrelson's character dies: "This one's for ''Money Train''!"

--->'''[[TheSimpsons Selma]]''': It's like he disappeared to ''fat'' air. ''[Patty and Selma laugh]''

* Film Brain [[spoiler: [[ItMakesSenseInContext tuning his throat like a radio reciever]]]].

* Any time Film Brain makes a reference to Bill Goldberg's wrestling career.

* Pretty much the entirety of the start of the review, beginning with Welshy stealing Film Brain's opening CatchPhrase.

* When challenging Spoony for the live action Tekken movie, he inserts a coin into the screen.

* The ominous clouds are only ominous because of the string music - as Brain demonstrates by switching the music to the theme from ''TheMagicRoundabout''.
* The film's mention of Colony Collapse Disorder for RippedFromTheHeadlines points fails to connect with Mark Walberg's characters' students:

'''Nicholas Cage:''' [in the ''TheWickerMan'' remake] NOT THE BEES! AUGGHH!

-->'''[[TeamFourStar Masako X]]''' [[StealthHiBye (pops in to hand FB the DVD) Hi! (leaves) Bye!]]

** When Todd eventually gets Mathew to calm down, Todd mentions reviewing ''Crossroads''. Not only does Mathew mention two other works with the same title, but when Todd finally just tells him it's the BritneySpears movie, Mathew just deadpans "We're not going to review that".

* Making fun of the poorly-edited DustinHoffman scenes.

* The BritainsGotTalent gags.

-->'''Film Brain''': (at a later point) It's a bear! Not [[Film/{{Saw}} Jigsaw]]! You nearly outsmarted it by trapping it in a car [[spoiler:with cake]]!

* "Careful there guys, I think that might also be [[Film/TheLastCrusade the home of the Holy Grail.]]"

-->'''Film Brain''': (at a later point) It's a bear! Not [[Film/{{Saw}} Jigsaw]]! You nearly outsmarted it by locking it in a car [[spoiler:with cake]]!

* Film Brain's [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy particular theory]] for how the bear knows that [[FlatCharacter Bland]] is pregnant.

* He askes his Twitter if you could make a cattle prod out of a golf club plugged into a car cigarette lighter, and notes that he got a lot of questions asking what he got up to in his personal life.

* A shocking revelation is followed by the ''EastEnders'' riff. Perfect fit.

* Film Brain's [[{{Anchorman}} particular theory]] for how the bear knows that [[FlatCharacter Bland]] is pregnant.

* "So yeah, [[StevenSeagal Seagal]] Month got very awkward very quick, it seems."

-->'''Elliott!Film Brain''': You had dessert? [[FelonyMisdemeanour That's dreadful, that's almost as bad as sleeping with him.]] What did you have? Chocolate fudge sundae? I like that one.
-->'''Alma!Film Brain''': I'm glad you didn't buy cough syrup because you found a woman attractive. [[FelonyMisdemeanour That would have been a total betrayal.]] [[UpToEleven That's even worse than having dessert with someone!]]

** "I've seen military men say plenty of things under stress. '[[UnusualEuphemism Cheese and crackers]]' is not one of them."

* The charades segment.

** Becomes a lot funnier after viewing SuburbanKnights when WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob says a brainwashed Film Brain is trapped in the space between spaces.

-->'''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''': (''reading DVD case'') "Music/{{Madonna}} stars in a steamy erotic thriller of S&M, murder, and explicit sex." (''looks at Todd'') You want me to go to your room and watch a dirty movie with you?