History Funny / BadLipReading

** Apparently one of the interviewers [[NoodleIncident served rodent meat to the other]].

** At the end a player is hosting an animal themed party. They have a fish, tarantula, maybe a cougar (not a rat). Last he checks the pig noise:

** Another apparently is down a kidney.

** Upon being asked about new nicknames, a player gives a reporter this list: "Wippa Zow, Greg, Booty Fabacca, Coco Bolivia, Human Stick Observer”. There is one he likes: “Dolphin the Goldfish”

-->'''Team:''' Winkle, Winkle, Wink wittle ghost! And kiss a pickle as you haunt your tree, hey!"

** Tom Brady briefly loses it, ordering one player to stop drinking, another to stop standing, and saying a third is a spy.

-->'''Coach 1:''' [[BarrierWarrior Repel]]
-->'''Coach 2:''' [[NoYou Return]]

[[folder: Star Wars BLRs]]
** Han in general being an overly comedic singer, with a tendency to ask for ridiculous items in absurdly specific numbers such as 17 frogs.

** One player apologizes for having "wine hands" while making a weird hand gesture.

** Instead of the national anthem, [[Music/Fergie Fergie]] instead sings about falling down (precisely one) step, then laments nobody wants her bread.

** Upon being asked about new nicknames, a player gives a reporter this list: "Wippa Zow, Greg, Booty Fabacca, Coco Bolivia, Human Stick Observer" the last one, “Dolphin the Goldfish" is the only one he likes.

** Apparently some players sent crates of apples to NASA.

** Upon being asked about new nicknames, a player gives a reporter this list: "Wippa Zow, Greg, Booty Fabacca, Coco Bolivia, Human Stick Observer" :Dolphin the Goldfish" is the only one he likes though.

** One player apparently [[NoodleIncident Got badly hurt]]:

** A referee is apparently a [[Music/WuTangClan Wu Tang]] given he says "Long live Wu Tang" in the middle of a game:

** Lane Johnson is guilty of intense carpet theft

** A player in a green outfit somehow [[EpicFail cut his head with a]] [[NoodleImplements green bean]]

** Apparently one of the interviewers [[NoodleIncident served rodent meat to the other]]

** Carbon catalysts actually fuel reclimated intake cores with y-exponets
** One player apparently has serious damage

* But after the Wish Prince, Craig (the man in the blue shirt) goes into a rant that starts with him working in a Backgammon store, before seemingly being put on trial, involving the very loud Irish woman Linda Foop ( who possessed hard tooth enamel)

** Among other introduced products:

** The Apple Handsome Anthony (personal robot servant). However, if Anthony ever asks for Gepetto, he must be destroyed.
** Apple Wings (flavors "Mystery Colon," "Soul Snatcher" and "Aye Aye Kevin"),
** Apple Socks, (Which never get explained)
** The Apple Hole (a Mac Pro with a black hole in the top). Among other uses you can timeswitch four checkers into a Weredonkey. Alas, not portable.
** The Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis (Garf-exi for short). However, it even stumps its own creators.
** The Apple Wish Prince, which will grant your wishes (even for Diamonds) but doesn't shut up. Tyler is likely no longer the Apple tech guy.
** The Apple [=DeBonk=] [=DeBonk=] (a musical can opener),
** Apple Toast (cinnamon flavored)
** The Apple Windmill,
** The Apple Steven Forkhead (you stick a fork in it, and you hear a doorbell)

** Apple Skin Twist (can make up to 50% more flaps)
** The Apple Lickamaforbus (a plant based guitar with walnut spores). Then the guy admits they're just trend-setting, and that 'Lickamorbus' frankly sounds like the nqame of a sex robot.

** The Apple Handsome Anthony (personal robot servant). “Now if he ever asks for Gepetto, you need to destroy him forcefully”.

** The Apple Lickamaforbus (a plant based guitar with walnut spores). Then the guy admits they're just trend-setting, and that Lickamorbus frankly sounds like a sex robot.

** Apple Socks, (Which never get explained)

** The Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis (Garf-exi for short). However, it even stumps its own creators.

* The Apple [=DeBonk=] [=DeBonk=] (a musical can opener),
* Apple Toast (cinamon flavored)
Apple Windmill,
* The Apple Steven Forkhead (you stick a fork in it, and you hear a doorbell)

** Introducing the Apple Skin Twist, the Apple Lickamaforbus (a plant based guitar with walnut spores), Apple Wings (flavors "Mystery Colon," "Soul Snatcher" and "Aye Aye Kevin"), Apple Socks, the Apple Hole (a Mac Pro with a black hole in the top), the Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis (Garfexi for short), the Apple Wish Prince, the Apple [=DeBonk=] [=DeBonk=] (a musical can opener), Apple Toast, Apple Windmill, the Apple Steven Forkhead, and the Apple Handsome Anthony (personal robot servant). “Now if he ever asks for Gepetto, you need to destroy him forcefully”.

--> '''Senator 5''': Do you think I should shave my head for a Frenchman? Cause some people say 'You should shave your head' ehhhhhhh what do you think?

——> '''Senator 5''': Do you think I should shave my head for a Frenchman? Cause some people say “You should shave your head” ehhhhhhh what do you think?

** The 8th Senator downright tells Mark to ask ''him'' a question, only to say he'd get back to Mark.

** The fourteenth Senator Claims to have known [[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein Einstein]], who apparently had a green bean bag, an ample supply of chocolate milk, and if he were around, a vehement dislike of Facebook.

—> '''Senator 5''': “Do you think I should shave my head for a Frenchman? Cause some people say “You should shave your head” ehhhhhhh what do you think?”

** The fourteenth Senator Claims to have known [[UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein]], who apparently had a green bean bag, an ample supply of chocolate milk, and if he were around, a vehement dislike of Facebook.

** And later... "I'm gonna get dumb and bang a wiz''ard''."

** "If there's one thing our country doesn't need more of, it's goose diarrhea." The old man's exaggerated laughter really sells it.

--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note]] Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]

--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note: Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]

--> '''Han:''' Well, why don't you just move to Nevada?
--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]]

** The scene with Han confronting Kylo, except this time it's over a finger puppet. The [[CallBack one he asked Snoke for earlier in the video no less]]. But the reactions of everyone else are still kept the same, so they are ComicallyOverreacting.

--> '''Han''': "Vulcan [[CurseCutShort my a-]]"