History for Funny/BadLipReading

** The extended version of "La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum".
--->'''The Governor''': I found out from Orlando that biter was a handyman.
--->'''Rick''': Whoa, whoa, wait, you got a handyman that's a ''walker?''
--->'''The Governor''': Well, to be honest, he breaks more things than he fixes, but, he's still got most of his face, so... I trust him.

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** At the end of the "More Mitt" video: "That girl's a bitch." (walks away)
*** "Are you a rapist?"
*** "I'd like to get a monkey because ''I ate Fifi''!"
*** "And now they have murder in the Spice Building. You gotta ask a black boy, "Who did it?""
*** "I'll bet you're a ''deer''. Every weekday, waiting for poppy."

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* At the end of the "More Mitt" video: "That girl's a bitch." (walks away)
** "Are you a rapist?"
** "I'd like to get a monkey because ''I ate Fifi''!"
** "And now they have murder in the Spice Building. You gotta ask a black boy, "Who did it?""
** "I'll bet you're a ''deer''. Every weekday, waiting for poppy."

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* From Black Umbrella:
--> ''Extra lemon in my diet Snapple makes a girl happy, yeah that's right, s**t that's right, tea's got me jamming from head to toe''.

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* From Black Umbrella:
--> ** Also from "Black Umbrella":
---> ''Extra lemon in my diet Snapple makes a girl happy, yeah that's right, s**t that's right, tea's got me jamming from head to toe''.

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Jun 6th 2013 at 8:33:09 AM

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** "I know what it takes to make you hot".

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** "I know what it takes to make you ~~hot".~~hot".
* Michele Bachmann:
** The sugar fountain fairy story.
--->And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.
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** During the applause after one speech:
--->Thank you. I wrote that.

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May 19th 2013 at 4:29:26 AM

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** "I'm gonna mess up your potato basket."

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** "I'm gonna mess up your potato basket.""
** "Y'know, fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze."
** "I know what it takes to make you hot".

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May 19th 2013 at 4:27:26 AM

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---> '''Rick''': "Why don't you zip it?"

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---> '''Rick''': "Why don't you zip ~~it?"~~it?"
** "A friend of mine got a foot. And it's juicy."
** "I'm gonna mess up your potato basket."

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** The zombies' lines of dialogue can be quite humorous as well. "Guess what? I just ate a hot dog!"

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** The zombies' lines of dialogue can be quite humorous as well. "Guess what? I just ate a hot ~~dog!"~~dog!"
** DREET
** This.
--->'''Rick''': "Knock, knock."
---> '''Andrea''': "Who's there?"
---> '''Rick''': "Why don't you zip it?"

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* Barack Obama taking the oath of office: "I'm proud to say YoMomma took a Cosby sweater. Elvis Presley had sex appeal. I'll do the spaceman bogey. I'll brush on my sassy face. There's two different Einsteins. I enjoy makeup."

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* Barack Obama taking the oath of office: "I'm proud to say YoMomma took a Cosby sweater. Elvis Presley had sex appeal. I'll do the spaceman ~~bogey.~~boogie. I'll brush on my sassy face. There's two different Einsteins. I enjoy makeup."

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'''Peter''': I hate your food.

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'''Peter''': I hate your ~~food.~~food.
* The Governor's "Broadway" song at the end of "[[Series/TheWalkingDead The Walking (and Talking) Dead]]". "La-bibbida-bibbi-dum. La-bibbida-bibbi-do."
** The zombies' lines of dialogue can be quite humorous as well. "Guess what? I just ate a hot dog!"

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Apr 12th 2013 at 5:27:57 PM

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*** "Yo momma can eat me."

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Mar 31st 2013 at 12:31:18 AM

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** "It's simple, just ''[starts singing]'' ''tap-a tap it in, that's a zinger! And tell me how to poke it on Tuesday!'' And for you foreigners, that translates as ''[[GratuitousSpanish Con leche]], [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign lucare, lufré, la prozbafornicci, feragecci. Lotso sofabatchi.]]''"

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** "I said, 'Son, I don't wanna hear you speak bad about your mama.' And then he said, "F**k prison! I'm a party rapper, that's how I am! *applause*"

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** "I said, 'Son, I don't wanna hear you ~~speak~~ say bad about your mama.' And then he ~~said,~~ said... "F**k prison! I'm a party rapper, that's how I am! *applause*"

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** "Yo' momma's pudgy. ''Face'' it."

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** And that bell that ''refuses'' to ring when it should.

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** And that bell that ''refuses'' to ring when it should. "Free bananas! ... Ah well, never mind..."

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** ~~"Everybody~~ "Everyone wants to do it and not think about the bad feces pudding."
** "I-I-I didn't run away... I got a sandwich. And you'd love it! If... uh, I'm Ron Paul!"
** "What if the world said ~~nya nya nya nya,~~ 'nyah nyah nyah nyah', like a ~~parrot~~ parrot, or if a baby got two, uh... two ~~nicknacks~~ knick-knacks up her sleeve ~~in Scream Mahollow?"~~
and screamed 'mahalo'?"
** "You can give me ~~money,~~ '''money''', and I'll go make the ~~zoo."~~'''zoo'''!"

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** "Let's all pour lotion on the person who thinks I'm an ass. We should... we should take their wig off."

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** "Let's all pour lotion on the person who thinks I'm an ass. We ~~should...~~ should -- we should take their wig off."

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** "Life is murder, and you're forced to fight the war. You're a pony, and you want this cookie, and yet you can't think straight."

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** "Life is murder, and you're forced to fight the war. You're a pony, and you want this cookie, and yet you can't think straight. Bring on the steamed croutons."

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* Herman Cain: "It's just crazy, y'know? We ain't ever have this. An old rotten eagle's nest. Nachos and ''hog-wash''! This is my ''juice''! And I'm ''hungry''! [=McDonald's=] Special! Gimmie a large plate! Then I'll sing, sing, sing about it!"

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** "Dude said, 'Have some brewskis!' And I'm freakin', 'Those are awesome! More like it!'"
** "Give me Vaseline for when I'm having these boring x-rays!"
* Herman Cain: "It's just crazy, y'know? We ain't ever have this. An old rotten ~~eagle's~~ eeeagle's nest. Nachos and ''hog-wash''! This is my ''juice''! And I'm ''hungry''! [=McDonald's=] Special! Gimmie a large plate! Then I'll sing, sing, sing about it!"

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** "I'm gonna teach you an expression: I QUIT."

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** "The big fat chick stunk. Like beef. And candy depression."

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** "The big fat chick stunk. ~~Like~~ Like... beef. And candy depression. And gum and stuff. And if I see her sick... mmmmmmaybe I'm embarrassed."

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** "I live for donuts and venison. And that's ''true''."

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** "I'd like to impeach Ronald Reagan."
** "Rick James knew what I liked. Hip parties with elephant money. Then the dodo disappeared, and I spent the cash."

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** ~~"I'd like~~ "I want to impeach Ronald Reagan."
** "Rick James knew what I ~~liked.~~like. Hip parties with elephant money. Then the dodo disappeared, and I spent the cash."
** "Sh*t happens. You can't bluff mule drivers."

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*** "That's why the thick Spartan women are so important. There was a black Marge Simpson in the house. She spilled ink over both my posters. Crazy women before this always would cut me with an iPhone. She was crazy."

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*** "That's why the thick Spartan women are so important. There was a black Marge Simpson in the house. She ~~spilled ink~~ poured black paint over both my ~~posters.~~ posters and went to the office to leave a photo. Crazy women before this airhead always would cut me with an iPhone. She was crazy." So damaged. So sick."
*** "'Go to hell', you say. Bitch, just zip it!"

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'''Peter''': I can't. I have a really big wedgie. ''[tearing up]'' And I made ''no'' friends buying the spork!

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'''Peter''': I can't. I have a really big wedgie. ''[tearing up]'' And I made ''no'' friends buying the ~~spork!~~spork!
** Also:
-->'''Peter''': ''[cheerfully]'' [[WouldHitAGirl I'd like to slap you, boo.]]\\
'''Gwen''': Why?\\
'''Peter''': I hate your food.

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** "Trick The Bridesmaid": "'Cause even long-legged women can't tell there's a blue-eyed hobbit, and I'm a witness for them."
*** "That's why the thick Spartan women are so important. There was a black Marge Simpson in the house. She spilled ink over both my posters. Crazy women before this always would cut me with an iPhone. She was crazy."

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** "Everybody wants to do it and not think about the bad feces pudding."
** "What if the world said nya nya nya nya, like a parrot or a baby got two, uh... two nicknacks up her sleeve in Scream Mahollow?"
** "You can give me money, and I'll go make the zoo."
** "At noon on Wednesday, I'm gonna be leaving a watermelon-pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson. He's the one with cooked fish allergies."
** "Let's all pour lotion on the person who thinks I'm an ass. We should... we should take their wig off."
** "I will ride the lightning. It happened to my kitty, and Elvis was part of it."
** "Life is murder, and you're forced to fight the war. You're a pony, and you want this cookie, and yet you can't think straight."
** "The hardest part is to shoot Ramone. I know it."

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Mar 29th 2013 at 3:47:56 PM

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Urr... wrong thing.

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** And "gonna get dumb and bang a wizard!:
** "And I'm pregnant."

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** "And I'm pregnant."

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Mar 29th 2013 at 3:47:17 PM

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** And "gonna get dumb and bang a wizard!:
** "And I'm pregnant."

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** "Mexican people, [beat] do not eat sugar, [beat] especially not if it's a mix of lice and tiger DNA."

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** "Mexican ~~people, [beat] do not~~ people don't eat sugar, ~~[beat]~~ especially not if it's a mix of lice and tiger DNA."

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** Rick Perry's reaction to the above statement is priceless.

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** *** Rick Perry's reaction to the above statement is ~~priceless.~~priceless.
** "I had some porn, aaand I swore, and a weird witch gagged me!"

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** "I'd like to impeach Ronald Reagan."
** "Rick James knew what I liked. Hip parties with elephant money. Then the dodo disappeared, and I spent the cash."

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Mar 23rd 2013 at 8:40:50 PM

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*** "I'd like to get a monkey because I ate Fifi."
*** "There was a murder in the Spice Building. You gotta ask a black boy, "Who did it?""

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*** "I'd like to get a monkey because I ''I ate ~~Fifi."~~
Fifi''!"
*** ~~"There was a~~ "And now they have murder in the Spice Building. You gotta ask a black boy, "Who did ~~it?""~~it?""
*** "I'll bet you're a ''deer''. Every weekday, waiting for poppy."

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** "Someone had a Grade-A lungfish decorate their home!"

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** "Someone had a Grade-A lungfish decorate their ~~home!"~~home for a married fools function!"

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** "Nobody ever gets caramel hands. 'Coz caramel hands are for terror. They're crazy lunch digits! You better not eat any. You bet I will!"

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** "Nobody ever gets caramel hands. 'Coz caramel hands are for terror. They're crazy lunch digits! You better not eat any. You bet I ~~will!"~~will! You potato brains!"

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*** '''"NO! NO!"'''

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*** '''"NO! NO!"'''

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*** '''"NO! NO!"'''-->'''Cinna''': Drank.\\
'''Haymitch''': He is ''so'' right.
** "Do something fruity!" "No ''thank'' you!"

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** "Now Mitt, be quiet, because the sofa bears don't know."
** "Ahh, but if you throw up, it is as a jealous woman."
** "Ohh, you didn't know? And then they started clapping, for the mad cow, and then they SOLD HIM. And then he got stuffed. Like that water buffalo. Stuffed"

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** "Now ~~Mitt, be quiet,~~ Matt, shush, because the sofa bears don't know."
** "Ahh, but if you throw up, ~~it is~~ then it's as as a jealous woman."
** ~~"Ohh,~~ "Ahmed, how did you know about whodunnit in the lounge?" "...I didn't ~~know? And then~~ know." "Oh, you didn't? Oh, well they started ~~clapping, for~~ clapping! For the mad ~~cow, and then they~~ cow! Until someone SOLD HIM. And then when he ~~got stuffed.~~died, they had him ''stuffed''. Like that water buffalo. ~~Stuffed"~~''Stuffed''."

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** "You ever have a buttcheek problem in the morning? And you're going to vomit?"

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** "Our foes in the walkways are crab guys, but they don't have meat, and they talk weird, but we're sure they're not black."

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** "Our foes in the ~~walkways~~ walkways... are crab guys, but they don't have ~~meat, and they talk weird,~~ meat. They sound weird but we're sure they're not black."

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** "Tonight, I'm partying more faster."

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* "Kiss me." "I can't. I have a really big wedgie."

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* "Kiss -->'''Gwen''': Kiss me.~~" "I~~ \\
'''Peter''': I can't. I have a really big wedgie." ''[tearing up]'' And I made ''no'' friends buying the spork!

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*** Everything's blue, baby. Quick, I want you to hide me!"

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** "You're too excitable!"
*** '''"NO! NO!"'''

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** "Romance is deception. Romance is a... parody. It's how we get you cuddly and naughty, naughty, and not questioning men more than a two-night's window." Easily the deepest statement from a BLR.

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** "Romance is deception. Romance is a... parody. It's how we get you cuddly and naughty, naughty, and not questioning men more than a two-night's window." Easily the deepest statement from a ~~BLR.~~BLR.
* 'Peter and Gwen'
* "Kiss me." "I can't. I have a really big wedgie."

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** "The hot tub is cool now" "But they poisoned it." "I know, right?"

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** "Ohh, you didn't know? And then they started clapping, for the mad cow, and then they SOLD HIM. And then he got stuffed. Like that water buffalo. Stuffed"

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** "Nobody ever gets caramel hands. 'Coz caramel hands are for terror. They're crazy lunch digits! You better not eat any. You bet I will!"

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** "Face it, you're the devil!"

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Mar 6th 2013 at 9:58:07 PM

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* Beyonce: I sold my frog... '''Fwaaaaaaaaaaaaay.'''

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Mar 2nd 2013 at 2:08:02 PM

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** "''Touch the sky and colourful bears will take you for the jump''"

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** "''Touch the sky and colourful bears will take you for the ~~jump''"~~jump''"
** "Romance is deception. Romance is a... parody. It's how we get you cuddly and naughty, naughty, and not questioning men more than a two-night's window." Easily the deepest statement from a BLR.

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*** "I'd like to get a monkey because I ate Fifi."
*** "There was a murder in the Spice Building. You gotta ask a black boy, "Who did it?""

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