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** "And now you got me whispering to a freak who thinks that fish have menstrual cycles."
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** "Ahh, but if you throw up, it is as a jealous woman."
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** HE BARFED ON THE SAILOR LIKE A PIG! AND THE POLICE ATE TIMOTHY!
** "Now Mitt, be quiet, because the sofa bears don't know."
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* From "TheHungerGames": HE BARFED ON THAT GUY LIKE A PIG! AND THE POLICE ATE TIMOTHY!
* From "TheHungerGames": HE BARFED ON THAT GUY LIKE A PIG! AND THE POLICE ATE TIMOTHY!
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** "''Touch the sky and colourful bears will take you for the jump''"
* From "TheHungerGames": HE BARFED ON THAT GUY LIKE A PIG! AND THE POLICE ATE TIMOTHY!jump''"
* From "TheHungerGames": HE BARFED ON THAT GUY LIKE A PIG! AND THE POLICE ATE TIMOTHY!
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** "''Touch the sky and colourful bears will take you for the jump''"
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** "Now please let's all go walking down this road wearing our backwards pants."
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* Barack Obama taking the oath of office: "I'm proud to say YoMomma took a Cosby sweater. Elvis Presley had sex appeal. I'll do the spaceman bogey. I'll brush on my sassy face. There's two different Einsteins. I enjoy makeup."
** "Our foes in the walkways are crab guys, but they don't have meat, and they talk weird, but we're sure they're not black."
* From "TheHungerGames": HE BARFED ON THAT GUY LIKE A PIG! AND THE POLICE ATE TIMOTHY!
** "Our foes in the walkways are crab guys, but they don't have meat, and they talk weird, but we're sure they're not black."
* From "TheHungerGames": HE BARFED ON THAT GUY LIKE A PIG! AND THE POLICE ATE TIMOTHY!
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** "Someone had a Grade-A lungfish decorate their home!"
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** "Mexican people, [beat] do not eat sugar, [beat] especially not if it's a mix of lice and tiger DNA."
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** Not to mention Obama's insistence that Romney is black.
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** "Ooh, I'm white!"
* "Highlights from the 2012 debates": "According to Mufasa, there was a lot of seaweed and that was why 11 chickens kept burping." "Get your facts straight! There was only 1 chicken! You were supposed to graduate!"
* From "More Edward and Bella": "Can you get me an earwig?"
** Edward asking Bella to shave his back.
* "Highlights from the 2012 debates": "According to Mufasa, there was a lot of seaweed and that was why 11 chickens kept burping." "Get your facts straight! There was only 1 chicken! You were supposed to graduate!"
* From "More Edward and Bella": "Can you get me an earwig?"
** Edward asking Bella to shave his back.
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-->We got 69 ankle shoes. No no no no not no damn banana shoes. Eleven hos can't come in here and keep they shoes off. You know what the crowd says, [[EveryoneIsGay we all homosexual…]]
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** He refutes his [[HeteronormativeCrusader public persona]] at a debate:
-->We got 69 ankle shoes. No no no no not no damn banana shoes. Eleven hos can't come in here and keep they shoes off. You know what the crowd says, [[EveryoneIsGay we allhomosexual…]]homosexual…]]
-->We got 69 ankle shoes. No no no no not no damn banana shoes. Eleven hos can't come in here and keep they shoes off. You know what the crowd says, [[EveryoneIsGay we all
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-->We got 69 ankle shoes. No no no no not no damn banana shoes. Eleven hos can't come in here and keep they shoes off. You know what the crowd says, [[EveryoneIsGay we all homosexual…]]
** Rick Perry's reaction to the above statement is priceless.
** Rick Perry's reaction to the above statement is priceless.
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** The referee's story of his girlfriend's apartment floor covered with beanbags.
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** "It's very convenient how you just threw us out and I'm sad for me."
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** "I'M HUNGRY!"
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** "Watch out for them ''spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiders'', man. And big potato moths! Big potato moths. ''({{beat}})'' Achoo!"
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** "Watch out for them ''spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiders'', man. ''spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiders''. And big potato moths! Big ''Big'' potato moths. ''({{beat}})'' Achoo!"Achoo!"
** ''[counting on his fingers]'' "1, 2, 3, 4 -- ''[holds up hand]'' -- dat's five!"
** ''[counting on his fingers]'' "1, 2, 3, 4 -- ''[holds up hand]'' -- dat's five!"
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** "The fat chick... stunk. Like beef. And candy depression."
* Newt Gingrich: "And I went poo-poo in the egg salad- Oh Mary, oh my garsh, that's not what I wanted to say... Cancer."
* Newt Gingrich: "And I went poo-poo in the egg salad- Oh Mary, oh my garsh, that's not what I wanted to say... Cancer."
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** "The big fat chick... chick stunk. Like beef. And candy depression."
* Newt Gingrich:"And "Hairy chest destroy our power, and I went poo-poo in the egg salad- Oh salad and oh Mary, oh my garsh, oh wait, that's not what I wanted to say... Cancer.say, uh... cancer."
* Newt Gingrich:
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* Paul Ryan: "I walked into a Starbucks building, and everyone started collapsing. I went to [[Series/{{Jackass}} Steve-O]] and he said 'Okay,' he slipped into the future. He said, 'Ask about the special. 'Cause it's donut day.'"
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* Paul Ryan: "I walked into a Starbucks building, and everyone started collapsing. I went to [[Series/{{Jackass}} Steve-O]] and he said 'Okay,' he slipped into the future. He said, 'Ask about the special. 'Cause it's donut day.'"'"
* From "THE NFL":
-->'''Interviewer''': How are you feeling?\\
'''Adrian Peterson''': ''[exhausted]'' Egg roll. I wish I had a breeze runnin' down my leg. I'd kill for a cookie. Stingray, a double-sided Scooby Snack. Yeah, we pick our hotel.
** "An orange peanut? For me? ... Wow... an orange peanut?! Well I accept you!"
* From "THE NFL":
-->'''Interviewer''': How are you feeling?\\
'''Adrian Peterson''': ''[exhausted]'' Egg roll. I wish I had a breeze runnin' down my leg. I'd kill for a cookie. Stingray, a double-sided Scooby Snack. Yeah, we pick our hotel.
** "An orange peanut? For me? ... Wow... an orange peanut?! Well I accept you!"
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** "''Phew'', that movie ''sucked''! The whole script was wrong, and SethRogen, well, he had to serve a big red duck! [[CompleteMonster Man, he'd scalp a sentimental cripple!]] [[TakeThat What a douche!]]"
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** "''Phew'', that movie ''sucked''! The whole script was wrong, and SethRogen, well, he had to serve a big red duck! [[CompleteMonster Man, he'd scalp a sentimental cripple!]] cripple! [[TakeThat What a douche!]]"
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** It's really the look of utter disappointment and heartbreak on his face that really sells the last bit.
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** "''Phew'', that movie ''sucked''! The whole script was wrong, and SethRogen, well, he had to serve a big red duck! [[CompleteMonster Man, he'd scalp a sentimental cripple!]] [[TakeThat What a douche!]]"
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** From the first: "In... horrible weather, I sneeze and I just lose the puppets."
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** From the first: "In... horrible weather, I sneeze and I just lose the puppets.""
* Paul Ryan: "I walked into a Starbucks building, and everyone started collapsing. I went to [[Series/{{Jackass}} Steve-O]] and he said 'Okay,' he slipped into the future. He said, 'Ask about the special. 'Cause it's donut day.'"
* Paul Ryan: "I walked into a Starbucks building, and everyone started collapsing. I went to [[Series/{{Jackass}} Steve-O]] and he said 'Okay,' he slipped into the future. He said, 'Ask about the special. 'Cause it's donut day.'"
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** And later... "I'm gonna get dumb and bang a wizard."
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** And later... "I'm gonna get dumb and bang a wizard.wiz''ard''."
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* NickiMinaj's "MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" at the very end of Dirty Spaceman.
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** And TheStinger: "Lucy got a secret show cat." "MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
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** And "Barry" messing up one of the high notes... guess there's some things BLR can't do, eh?
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** "Tonight, after wine, I'ma knock you in the head and then... '''GRANDE TACOOOOOOOOOOO!''' (Knock that out.)"
** "If I had a furry pet monkey right here ''[monkey appears on Jay-Z's shoulder for a split second]'', I'd take him out to [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Shady Pine]] and get a cold beer."
** "If I had a furry pet monkey right here ''[monkey appears on Jay-Z's shoulder for a split second]'', I'd take him out to [[Series/TheGoldenGirls Shady Pine]] and get a cold beer."
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* Herman Cain: "It's just crazy, y'know? We ain't ever have this. An old rotten eagle's nest. Nachos and hogwash. This is my juice, and I'm hungry. Mcdonald's Special. Gimmie a large plate. Then I'll sing, sing, sing about it."
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* Herman Cain: "It's just crazy, y'know? We ain't ever have this. An old rotten eagle's nest. Nachos and hogwash. ''hog-wash''! This is my juice, and ''juice''! And I'm hungry. Mcdonald's Special. ''hungry''! [=McDonald's=] Special! Gimmie a large plate. plate! Then I'll sing, sing, sing about it."it!"
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** "This is my ''juice''! And I'm ''hungry''!"''[long silence, looks up into the camera]'' "''Ricky''?"
** "Cowboys and anthrax!"
** "Cowboys and anthrax!"
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** "[[TheStinger Can we be friends,]] [[HatesBeingTouched or will you]] ''[[HatesBeingTouched touch]]'' ''[[HatesBeingTouched me?]]"
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** Gotye then goes on to ask the viewer, "[[TheStinger Can we be friends,]] [[HatesBeingTouched or will you]] ''[[HatesBeingTouched touch]]'' ''[[HatesBeingTouched [[HatesBeingTouched me?]]"
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** "[[TheStinger Can we be friends,]] [[HatesBeingTouched or will you]] ''[[HatesBeingTouched touch]]'' ''[[HatesBeingTouched me?]]"
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* There's something to be said for BrunoMars doing that sideways-strut in CoolShades going [[spoiler:"Mirror, mirror on the floor, am I the prettiest in the store?"]]
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* There's something to be said for BrunoMars doing that sideways-strut in CoolShades going [[spoiler:"Mirror, mirror mirror, on the my floor, am I the prettiest in at the store?"]]
** "It's simple, just ''[starts singing]'' ''tap-a tap it in, that's a zinger! And tell me how to poke it on Tuesday!'' And for you foreigners, that translates as ''[[GratuitousSpanish Con leche]], [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign lucare, lufré, la prozbafornicci, feragecci. Lotso sofabatchi.]]''"
** "This is my ''juice''! And I'm ''hungry''!"
** "The fat chick... stunk. Like beef. And candy depression."
** A startling revelation from the 2012 Vice Presidential Debate:
-->"Listen, Amy, [[KillThePoor poor people can suck it!]]"
** From that same video, summing up Paul Ryan:
-->"Hey, if you fancy this cow, make it now, 'cause he wants for you all to [[UnusualEuphemism frost his lemonhead]]. And the lousy stiff hunts and fluffs and stinks like pee and now he's mayor of a bank!"
-->"Listen, Amy, [[KillThePoor poor people can suck it!]]"
** From that same video, summing up Paul Ryan:
-->"Hey, if you fancy this cow, make it now, 'cause he wants for you all to [[UnusualEuphemism frost his lemonhead]]. And the lousy stiff hunts and fluffs and stinks like pee and now he's mayor of a bank!"
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-->'''Clove''': Yay, a goat!
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-->'''Clove''': Yay, a goat!goat!
* President Obama flat-out asks Mitt Romney "Why are you such an [[PrecisionFStrike asshole]]?" during the second presidential debate.
** From the first: "In... horrible weather, I sneeze and I just lose the puppets."
* President Obama flat-out asks Mitt Romney "Why are you such an [[PrecisionFStrike asshole]]?" during the second presidential debate.
** From the first: "In... horrible weather, I sneeze and I just lose the puppets."
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* [[spoiler: Chewbacca]].
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* MichaelBuble cites the ToiletHumor moments in "Russian Unicorn" among his personal [=CMoFs=], like the point where he holds a note being reinterpreted as a gastric movement, and the moment where he sees the girl from his ImagineSpot for real being turned into a different sort of revelation.
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* MichaelBuble cites the ToiletHumor moments in "Russian Unicorn" among his personal [=CMoFs=], like the point where he holds a note being reinterpreted as a gastric bowel movement, and the moment where he sees the girl from his ImagineSpot for real being turned into a different sort of revelation.
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*** As well as:
---->'''Katniss''': You... stink! mmmmyaaaaaahhh!
---->'''Clove''': Yay, a goat!
---->'''Katniss''': You... stink! mmmmyaaaaaahhh!
---->'''Clove''': Yay, a goat!
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-->'''Katniss''': I'M THE QUEEN!
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-->'''Katniss''': I'M THE QUEEN!QUEEN!
***As well as:
---->'''Katniss''': You... stink! mmmmyaaaaaahhh!
---->'''Clove''': Yay, a goat!
***As well as:
---->'''Katniss''': You... stink! mmmmyaaaaaahhh!
---->'''Clove''': Yay, a goat!
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* Joe Biden: "My friends want to shave my behind. They're putting ants into my behind. A parakeet is on my behind!" (applause) "Why are you people clapping?! ''Thick concrete'' is [[AssShove up my behind!]]"
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* Joe Biden: "My friends want to shave my behind. They're putting ants into my behind. A parakeet is on my behind!" (applause) "Why are you people clapping?! ''Thick concrete'' is [[AssShove up my behind!]]"behind!]]"
* From the ''Hunger Games'',
-->'''Katniss''': I'M THE QUEEN!
* From the ''Hunger Games'',
-->'''Katniss''': I'M THE QUEEN!
