History Funny / BadLipReading

* "Beard With Glue": "Quit sneaking off and punching little orphaned Brazilians".

* Kimbra's comment to Gotye: "Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou [=McGopher=]."
** The way Gotye closes his eyes in shame after she asks him "Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack?"
* Joe Biden: "My friends want to shave my behind. They're putting ants into my behind. A parakeet is on my behind!" (applause) "Why are you people clapping?! ''Thick concrete'' is [[AssShove up my behind!]]"
* ''All'' of "It's Time To Rock", but standout lines are:
** "Maybe it's just me, but I hate mixtapes."
** "So, I ate a big rock, and don't think I'm a hog, but chicken smeared with funyuns, s**t really tastes good! I mean, I just ate some and it tasted so- *BURP* *wink*
** Picking out the least flattering-looking frames to enforce the stoner image (these are mostly in the latter half of the vid) is one thing, but the additional smoke effects even match the lip flaps so you'd ''swear'' they were exhaling it.
** Even the voiceover at the end telling you to buy the song on iTunes. "[[CloudCuckoolander Oh my God, what if Etch-A-Sketches were real]]?!"

** Picking out the least flattering-looking frames to enforce the stoner image (these are mostly in the latter half of the vid) is one thing, but the additional smoke effects even match the lip flaps so you'd ''swear'' they were exhaling it.

* Gary [=LeVox=] twirling around while singing "Bacoooooon!", followed seconds later by the equally WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome sight of Music/JustinBieber falling to his knees and declaring "I'm hungry!".

* New Gingrich: "And I went poo-poo in the egg salad- Oh Mary, oh my garsh, that's not what I wanted to say... Cancer."

** "So, I ate a big rock, and don't think I'm a hog, but chicken smeared with funyuns, s**t really tastes good! I mean, I just ate some and it tasted so- *BURP* *wink*

* Joe Biden: "My friends want to shave my behind. They're putting ants into my behind. A parakeet is on my behind!" (applause) "Why are you people clapping?! ''Thick concrete'' is [[AssShove up my behind!]]"

* Kimbra's comment to Gotye: "Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou
[=McGopher=]."
** When Gotye closes his eyes in shame after she asks him "Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack?"

* Kimbra's comment to Gotye: "Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher."

* Joe Biden: "My friends want to shave my behind. They're putting ants into my behind. A parakeet is on my behind!" (applause) "Why are you people clapping?! Thick concrete is up my behind!"

* Kimbra's comment to Gotye: "Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher."

* Rick Santorum, throwing a football: "Get the Pop Tart!"

* "Beard With Glue": "Quit sneaking off and punching little orphaned Brazilians".

** "Watch out for them ''spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiders'', man. And big potato moths! Big potato moths."

* "Beard With Glue": "Stop sneaking off and punching orphaned Brazilians".

** "If you like, let's watch Disney. It's like a time void, and will probably result in you thinkin' you an angel."

** "Pouty people and whiny people, friends, SHUT YO ASS UP OR I'M GOIN' BACK TO SLEEP." *applause*

* Herman Cain: "It's just crazy, y'know? We ain't ever have this. An old rotten eagle's nest. Nachos and hogwash. This is my juice, and I'm hungry. Mcdonald's Special. Gimmie a large plate. Then I'll sing, sing, sing about it."

* Rick Perry: "Some do the Olympics, and some defy the titans. Ice cream."

** "Thank you for the bench. Don't commit suicide."

--> "Ding dong llama wannee, jumpin' with an ice pick, she thinks I'm goin' in!"

--> "Yeah, she did it."

* Gary [=LeVox=] twirling around while singing "Bacoooooon!", followed seconds later by the equally WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome sight of JustinBieber falling to his knees and declaring "I'm hungry!".