History Funny / BLAZBLUE

** [[TheComicallySerious Haku-men]]'s episode more than makes up for the lack of a Gag Reel.

The people who made ''Franchise/BlazBlue'' have a ''very'' healthy sense of humour. With the exception of Calamity Trigger, if you hear this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIR3Mv9CJ8 song]], you know something funny is going to happen. Enjoy your daily dose of Vitamin LOL in the folders below.

--> '''Luna:''' "Bring it on, [[Music/AqualungJetroTullAlbum Aqualung]]!"

'''Rachel''': ''*Smiling and overdramaticly*'' How dare you Ragna! You could have ME as your wife! Why?!\\

'''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': You think you can best me, Mommy?

'''Lambda''': Analyzing subject... Dignity: Nonexistant. [[ACupAngst Mammary glands: Below detectable levels]].

'''Rachel''': What madness is this?! Is sexual preference little more than a simple bump in the road for the Spectacles of Eros?! ...Although in the ultimate analysis, I rather doubt Jin's [[IncestSubtext feelings toward Ragna]] [[CrazyJealousGuy required much...modification.]]

** And, ultimately, the ending leaves us with one question from Rachel. "Why, then, did they not affect me?" It's hilarious when you take a moment to think about why the spectacles that make everyone love you - even robots, beastmen and clones - don't change Rachel's behavior.

'''Kokonoe''': YES! That was the sound of multiple explosive detonations! Oh, [[ILoveTheSmellOfXInTheMorning I love the sound of explosions in the morning!]] And I do believe they're coming from the direction of Kagutsuchi city hall!\\
'''Noel''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] [[BigNo Nooooooooo!]] I won't be able to submit one of my duplicate registrations!!\\
'''Luna''': You actually had more of them?! You conniving little bitch!\\

'''Jin''': You seem to be surrounded by a great number of beautiful women. Perhaps you could explain the meaning of all this?\\

[[folder:Blazblue: Continuum Shift]]

* Rachel's Joke End. Her Spectacles of Eros will make you laugh silly. Reason? She's not too happy to see Ragna with Platinum. More epicly all the girls from Kagutsuchi minus Taokaka, Tsubaki and Linhua. To add more fuel to this gag reel...Jin has to show up to 'save' his brother. A link for your [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3f34W5B48Y&t enjoyment]].

-=-> '''Noel''': Ragna the Bloodedge is officially... is officially ''MY'' husband!\\

--> '''Nu:''' I mean, Ragna and Nu should, like, go steal [treasure] and some junk.

--> '''Ragna''': Nu, for the love of God! Either the valley or the sea! Just PICK ONE!

--> '''Nu:''' As dead as disco!

*** "Ghosts!? *ScreamsLikeALittleGirl*"
--> '''Narration:''' Ragna screamed like a little girl covered in tarantulas.

--> '''Kokonoe''': [[spoiler: First, I intended to take his INFERNO DIVIDER and put it in a CARNAGE SCISSORS, and maybe a little GAUNTLET HADES too? My goodness, I can only imagine his HELL'S FANG will DEATH SPIKE!]]. \\

--> '''Noel''': Ragna the Bloodedge is officially... is officially ''MY'' husband!\\

--> '''Rachel''': Oh my... is that... a detonator?\\

--> '''Ragna''': JIN!?\\

--> '''Hakumen:''' "I am the white void, I am... et cetera, et cetera... THE END HAS COME!"

--> '''Hakumen:''' "THE END HAS COME!!" ''*[[ActionBomb explodes]]*''

--> '''Waitress:''' "I hear you lust after your own brother!"
--> '''Ragna:''' "No I'm into little gi--wait that's not right either..."
--> '''Waitress:''' "Eek! A Pervert!"

-->[[spoiler:'''Rachel''': Incidentally, I believe this is the point where you thank me.]]\\

---> '''Makoto''': [[HeroicBSOD YOU SONSABITCHES ARE DRIVING ME CRAZYYYYYYYYYY]]! *sobbing*

---> '''Makoto''': NO! That's not what happened at all! This was the worst reenactment ever! Y'all SUCK!

-->'''Hazama''': Guess who's home and not preggers anymore?

--> [[spoiler:'''Ragna''': Goo. ('Sup?)]]\\

--> '''Makoto''': "Huh. It's all "BOOYAH!" when Daddy does it. When you do it, it's just... fan-service. Well, whatever. You'll just have to take my word for it, guys -- We're already on thin ice with the rating's board as it is..."

--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': "Keep complaining, and [[BlackComedyRape I'll crank up the fan-service in ways YOU don't even want to imagine!]]"

--> '''[[spoiler:Bang]]''': We NOT cool! That sentence doesn't even have a verb, woman!\\

--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Don't steal my thunder, Makoto. Yelling at you kids is Mommy's only pleasue in life. Well, that and her telenovelas...
--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': Someone! Cut me a switch, that I may punish her!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Hey! That's ''Daddy's'' only pleasure in life! Put up your dukes, kid!
--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': You think you can best me, Mommy?
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': I brought you into this world - I can sure as shit take you out of it!

--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': Mommy, where's the baby?
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Uh, yeah. About that. We got into a tiff on the way home, so... he'll get here when he gets here.
--> '''Makoto''': You fought a BABY?!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': No, of course not...
--> '''Makoto''': Good, good. Whew!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': He spat up on me, so I returned the favor. Hey, tit for tat, right? Anyhoo, he didn't much take to that. We stared each other down for a minute or two, then parted ways.
--> '''[[spoiler:Noel]]''': You barfed on our baby? Like... Purposely?!

--> [[spoiler:'''Ragna as Jin''': Huh? Hey, my voice's all funny... and why're my clothes so confining? Wait, these aren't- OH SON OF A '''BITCH'''!]]\\

[[spoiler: '''Makoto as Ragna''': Huh? Did you steal my boobs, Kokonoe? And my butt feels all... incomplete... where's my tail?]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Hazama as Taokaka''': Kokonoe, what'd you do to my pants? I'm feeling an updraft, you kinky scientist, you... Wait, what?!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Taokaka as Hazama''': Who stuck Tao in a hipster?! Meow! You can't be Tao! I'm Tao! ...But you're Tao! Did I catnip too much catnip?!]]\\

---> '''Ragna''': Don't-say-it-'cause-you-know-I-hate-those-things-and-shut-up-'cause-I'm-fine!
---> '''Ragna''': Goddamnit Jin! If you pinch my ass one more time...

---> '''Valkenhayn''': I awoke her once. It took me three days and nights to quell her fury.
---> '''Ragna''': [[OhCrap You're gonna make]] ''[[OhCrap me]]'' [[OhCrap pee!]]
---> '''Taokaka''': [[BringMyBrownPants Tao just did!]] [--Meow...--]

--> '''Litchi''': [[LampshadeHanging Why are you girls]] [[SchoolUniformsAreTheNewBlack dressed like that]]?
--> '''All Girls''': !!!!
--> '''Noel''': We... We're students... from, the military academy...
--> '''Tsubaki''': What she said.
--> '''Makoto''': Right!
--> '''Litchi''': But I could've sworn you were...
--> '''Makoto''': [[TalkToTheFist Shaddup!]]

--> '''Litchi''': Yes, Tao. That's amazing!
--> '''Makoto''': [[WhatTheHellHero HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS "AMAZING" WITH A STRAIGHT FACE]]!? TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW, BEFORE THE NOL ANIMAL WELFARE DIVISION COMES DOWN ON US!!

--> '''Taokaka''': Meow, this tastes ''horrible''. Tao is very disappointed.
--> '''Makoto''': (underwhelmed) Yeah. I kinda suspected as much.

--> '''Tsubaki:''' Makoto, it's great that you responded so cheerfully, but what's with [[{{stripperiffic}} your outfit?]]
--> '''Makoto:''' My outfit? Well, today was my first radio guest appearance in awhile so I kinda dressed up...
--> '''Tsubaki:''' I meant...You know, the part by your b-butt...it's torn.
--> '''Makoto:''' Oh, this? This is the hole for my tail! I opened it myself...Hm? The hole got so big that it's showing off more than my tail! ''*Laughs*''
--> '''Tsubaki:''' *Sarcastic laughing* Not hahaha! Hurry up and take off that skirt!
--> '''Makoto:''' ''*Coyly*'' Oooh! Tsubaki, that's naughty!
--> '''Tsubaki:''' '''''No!''''' I'll sew up that hole while you give your report on today's episode!

--> "Much like Communism, the A-button Tager Buster is invincible! ... For a while. It also has a lot of range, but deals only weak, ''American'' damage. The B-button Tager Buster has less range than the A-version, but is faster and does real, '''''Soviet''''' damage!"
--> "Tager's Backdash is invincible for longer than Hangover!"

---> [[spoiler: '''Noel:''' (after the above) My dream....]]

--->''Miss Noel... No matter how... "[[FanservicePack sexy]]" you try to appear, that bosom- [[ThisIsGonnaSuck U-Uh, perhaps we can continue this conversation after you lower your gun...?]]''

-->'''Mu:''' A woman doesn't need breasts to have sex appeal!

---> '''Pakumen''': Zea?!

--> "Is this... legal?"

--> "This isn't good."

--> '''Makoto''': [[PervertRevengeMode You...need to die.]]

-->'''Kagura''': I was eating and drinking and dancing. Man, that was fun.\\

-->'''Kokonoe''': Come on, Tager. And yes, we'll have plenty of time to discuss my "frank opinions".\\

--->'''Rachel:''' [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory You're a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity]].

--->'''Noel:''' Stop! Stop stop stop stop stop right there! Makoto and butt-lady, we can see...way too much. [[NoFourthWall This game is going to end up]] [[UsefulNotes/EntertainmentSoftwareRatingsBoard in the]] [[AdultsOnlyRating AO section!]]

---> '''Trinity''': It's a ''pervert''! There's no doubt, a perv lives here! A middle aged man in white tights, a cape, and a mask saying things like "Intriguing" over and over again...

--->'''Trinity''': Magical Girl Trinity.... speciaaaaaal Ring-and-Dash/ding-dong-ditch/!*POW*
--->'''Noel''': EHHHHHHHH?!
--->'''Carl''': UWAAAAAAAH!
--->'''Bang''': D'GUAH!

-->'''Amane:''' My apologies! You were a girl all along!
-->'''Noel:''' As long as you understand.

-->'''Mu:''' Miss Taokaka, it's not the breasts that define the woman!

--> '''Hibiki''': I'm afraid I must respectfully decline. If I'm gone, the smell of alcohol will remain indefinitely.

--> '''Kagura''': You know, I've been meaning to ask you: you ''do'' realize I'm your boss, right?
--> '''Hibiki''': (''while smiling'') Of course. And you manage me just as effectively as you do [[TheAlcoholic your drinking]], [[TheCasanova relationships]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and personal hygiene]].
--> '''Kagura''': Damn. I get rid of one pain in the ass just to come back to this one...

--->'''Relius''': Please... [[HoYay Will you marry me?]]
--->'''Ragna''': WHAT IN THE HELL?!

---> '''Ragna''': [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl OOOH GODDD, OOOOOOOOOOH GODDDDDDDDDD HIS LEG CAME OFF! AAAHHH!]]
---> '''Roy''': (After knowing that Litchi borrowed Kokonoe's remote to remove [[ButtMonkey Tager]]'s legs) I'm having a really hard time imagining what hypothetical situation convinced you to do that...

--->'''Roy''': Aren't witches supposed to be like, old and wrinkly and... evil-looking? She seemed pretty young. Or maybe she's just one of those witches who look way,way younger than they actually are.
--->'''Trinity''': (appears out of the water; pissed) '''''SHINING LAYERED FORCE!!'''''

--->'''Ragna''': Ev-re-thing is rea-dy.
--->'''Jin''': [[HoYay My bro-ther is sex-y?]]
--->'''Ragna''': Make. Her. Go. North
--->'''Jin''': [[HoYay Make you go nuts...? OF COURSE, BROTHER! I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!]]

--->'''Jin''': (after seeing her destroying her locator that Ragna and Makoto planted and her ending up on the beach) H-How can she do this? She's circumventing every fail-safe we've put in place... I think we may have finally met out match, Brother.
--->'''Makoto''': (Regarding Celica intending to go to the Brotherly Paradise after looking at her map) Amazing... [[EpicFail How could she study the map so closely and then go in the exact opposite direction?]]
--->'''Ragna''': She's beyond human understanding!

--->'''Taokaka''': To top it all off...'''''[[spoiler: YOU PUNCH IT REAL HARD!! *POW*]]'''''
--->'''Celica''': [[spoiler: Noooo! Not my crepe! Come back! *runs really fast*]]

--->'''Makoto''': '''''[[spoiler: NOOOOOOOOOO!!]]''''' *runs off*

--->'''Ragna''': Is this what it's like to be a parent?! It ''sucks!''

---> '''Nu, then Mu, then Lambda''': ''Perfect ass! Perfect ass!''

--->'''Carl''': How could you even think of doing something so ''terrifying''?! Oh no, what's happening?!

*** Even better, this is after Ragna spent a large portion of the “Continuum Shift” retelling being angry at [[{{Tsundere}} Rachel]] [[DudeWheresMyRespect for ignoring the fact that]] [[spoiler: [[BigDamnHeroes he saved her from Phantom’s trap]]]]. At first he is glad to be proven right, until [[OhCrap he sees her reaction]].

---> '''Jubei:''' M-meeooooow!
---> '''Nine:''' '''[[CutenessProximity Oh, you are so precious! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]]'''

---> '''Ragna:''' Just to set the record straight... ''I. Like. WOMEN!''
---> '''Jin:''' I'll wake you up from this nightmare, Brother... You're not thinking [[JustForPun straight.]]
---> '''Ragna:''' YOU'RE THE ONE not thinking straight!

* During a live-drawing panel by ''Arc System Works'' artists in EVO 2019, with surprise appearance of Tekken[='s=] chief producer/director ''Katsuhiro Harada'', he ends up [[https://clips.twitch.tv/LongObliqueYakinikuVoHiYo complaining]] that even after he gloss over ''[=BlazBlue=]'' lore six times over he still can't understand the story.

** Makoto ([[{{LittleBitBeastly}} of]] [[{{Stripperiffic}} all]] [[{{HypocriticalHumour}} people]]) hanging a lampshade on the the amount of fanservice in the game, after [[spoiler:telling Noel how to replicate her father's signature bodybuilder pose - leaning back whilst holding his hands behind his head, for an "abs & gun-show"]].

'''Rachael''': ''*Smiling and overdramaticly*'' How dare you Ragna! You could have ME as your wife! Why?!\\

** Makoto and Tsubaki are the instructors for the intermediate lessons, and just like the last time, Makoto conducts the lessons in a very passionate, although a little rough, fashion, much to Tsubaki's annoyance, who prefers to conduct the lessons with more techincal terms, which Makoto finds distracting for new players.

** At the end of the Tutorial, Izanami is pleased about your growth, so she says she will spare your soul for now, because she want you stronger so consuming your soul will be worth the hard work. Yeah, it's fairly serious, but it's also pretty funny if you think about it, although she has her own motives, ''Izanami herself'' is guiding you and wanting you to be a stronger player.

** On its own this moment might be humorous but here is where it truly is funny. [[VillainSue Hazama regularly demonstrates that he knows about every possible event that can happen despite the continuum shift being in effect, which no other character or thing can do.]] So the fact that the series ButtMonkey and RatedMForManly Bang Shisigami is able to completely outsmart Hazama is hilarious, and made this troper fall out of his seat when he first saw it.

** The next "pupil" is Carl, who doesn't recall accepting to be a pupil for Bang, but decides to run ith it anyway.

*** [[spoiler: Relius returns to the world where Carl and Relius lives as a family to pick up Hazama, whom he forgot to bring back in the last gag reel, [[HeartwarmingMoments only to stay for one more day by Hazama's request.]] But the funny part the following day, Ignis beat Relius. It's amusing to see Ignis beating Relius up.]]

** Good god, the Spectacles of Eros Finale. Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Irresistible!Arakune.
** The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere.
** The final is a [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified.
** The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most, and that's why she didn't react to the specacles.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all [[spoiler: Because ''she'' wasn't affected either]].
*** After Rachel has made Ragna don the Spectacles, Valkenhayn explains that what rests on "the Ridiculousa [[IdiotBall Idiotballe]] Ragna's face" are the Spectacles of Eros Final. [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike In Swedish]], "idiotballe" roughly means "idiot dick", an epithet which is of course highly out of character for Valkenhayn, but actually not too far from the original meaning.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDzoTK66_Lg The Return of the Spectacles of Eros.]]

-->Now jump! Into my manly cheast!!

-->Rachel: [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory You're a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity]].

--> '''Noel:''' Stop! Stop stop stop stop stop right there! Makoto and butt-lady, we can see...way too much. [[NoFourthWall This game is going to end up]] [[UsefulNotes/EntertainmentSoftwareRatingsBoard in the]] [[AdultsOnlyRating AO section!]]

--> '''Trinity''': It's a ''pervert''! There's no doubt, a perv lives here! A middle aged man in white tights, a cape, and a mask saying things like "Intriguing" over and over again...

--> '''Trinity''': Magical Girl Trinity.... speciaaaaaal Ring-and-Dash/ding-dong-ditch/!*POW*
--> '''Noel''': EHHHHHHHH?!
--> '''Carl''': UWAAAAAAAH!
--> '''Bang''': D'GUAH!

* Pictured above, Ragna's WantedPoster, which he sees first in a restaurant when he takes Tao to a meal, as she's looking for this really scary criminal, ''Rawrgna The Bloodfridge''. But Ragna is more concerned about how he looks in the poster.

*** Also, it's pretty funny and heartwarming to see Tsubaki wearing her black uniform and having [[RedEyesTakeWarning red eyes, which indicates she's under mind control]], but acting as her normal self despite that, which means she can take the time to step out of her character and hang around with her friends like before.

** Noel is the instructor, ccnducting the beginner exercises in movement, as well as telling to herself she's the instructor, and that she must not mess it up. It's so adorable that you want to hug her, and tell her "You're a great instructor, you're doing a great job".

** After Makoto teaches you about the normal buttons, at her own particular way, Tsubaki takes in, and says Makoto that she'll be in charge from now on, because apparently Makoto can't be serious about being instructor. Makoto is certainly not happy about it.
** Tsubaki then explains some basic rules, and about the info that appears on screen. After that, she notices Noel watching behind her, who then pleads hr to let her conduct the Tutorial Mode. When Tsubaki complies, Noel is very excited to be the instructor once again. Both funny and Heartwarming.

** Doubling as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome: [[spoiler:In Hazama's 'Help me, Dr. Kokonoe!' section... Hazama finally gets his comeuppance for being a {{Troll}} when Kokonoe brutalizes him after he badmouths her in HER show.]]

* From the time Noel, Makoto and Tager are in jail to where they meet Kagura for the first time is a total CrowningMomentofFunny. It pretty much [[EstablishingCharacterMoment establishes Kagura's character perfectly.]] Not only does Kagura directly imply that he and Makoto were once lovers, but Noel attempts to write a poem about it, which causes Makoto to freak out even more.

** She might not be that far off considering that [[MemeticMolester Jin]] went to school there...

** How did this all happen? There was a secret ingredient [[spoiler: in the bath powder he took in the beginning. It was 100% Spanish '''CATNIP'''! This scenario either let [[{{Irony}} Hazama being]] {{troll}}ed or he [[HoistByHisOwnPetard trolled himself]].]]

*** And finally [[spoiler:after the house get destroyed with Mother Terumi and Baby Ragna's fight]]: