History Funny / AvengersAgeOfUltron

** As Steve and the Maximoff twins try to stop Tony and Banner from downloading JARVIS into Vision's body, Wanda exclaims, "You don't know what's in there!" As soon as Vision comes out of the cradle, all of the men in the room are shown staring at him warily, while [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg lets out a soft gasp]] and thinks "[[EatingTheEyeCandy Oh no, he's naked!]]" [[HilariousInHindsight Wanda tried to stop the creation of]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar her eventual lover]] [[Series/WandaVision and husband.]]
*** Wanda then has this exchange with Vision that, in retrospect, could be construed as an awkward attempt at flirting.

'''Wanda Maximoff:''' ''[glares at Clint]''

'''Dr. Cho:''' I wouldn’t call it dreams. It’s Ultron’s base consciousness, informational noise. Soon-\\

* In a deleted scene, Pietro is taking up [[Series/WandaVision his father]]'s trade in selling secondhand merchandise on the streets. With one woman, Zrinka, he gives her an expensive dress from a Parisian boutique, to Wanda's disapproval.

* Creator/StanLee's Cameo [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEuWx4fkrrE as a Normandy veteran at the Avengers Tower party]] who demands Thor to let him have a sip of the special thousand-year old Asgardian mead that he and Steve are drinking:

'''Cap:''' ''[while fighting Ultron on a speeding train]'' What do you think I've been doing?!

** Vision's EstablishingCharacterMoment? As Clint, Tony, Bruce, and Thor are deciding whether they can trust Vision (and Wanda thirsts for him), he ''hands Thor his hammer'' as if it's no big deal. This is immediately followed by several well-deserved seconds of uncomfortable, stunned silence. And then afterwards, Thor gives Tony a pat on the back and a "Well done.", since Tony just built a machine capable of lifting Mjolnir.

** As Steve and the Maximoff twins try to stop Tony and Banner from downloading JARVIS into Vision's body, Wanda exclaims, "You don't know what's in there!" As soon as Vision comes out of the cradle, all of the men in the room are shown staring at him warily, while [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg lets out a soft gasp]] and thinks "[[EatingTheEyeCandy Oh no! He's naked!]]" [[HilariousInHindsight Wanda was trying to stop the creation of her]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar eventual lover]] [[Series/WandaVision and husband.]]

** The awkward look on Thor's face when actually taking M'jolnir from Vision is something to behold, as if he's reacting to something unfamiliar and confusing. Which it infact is, as he has literally never had his hammer physically handed to him in the thousand and a half years he has been alive. Its a seemingly casual but entirely novel experience for him.

* While the badass shot of all six Avengers leaping into battle is awesome, Hulk turns to the camera as if he's posing for a picture.

** [[http://themarvelnerd.tumblr.com/post/118057725542/and-it-was-at-this-moment-pietro-knew-he-fucked Pietro tries to]] grab Mjolnir while it's in mid-flight, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and goes sailing through the air.]] His face when he first sees Mjolnir is all childlike-glee and screams "This is awesome, I've got to do this!" When things go wrong, his OhCrap face is something to behold.

** As Steve and the Maximoff twins try to stop Tony and Banner from downloading JARVIS into Vision's body, with Wanda exclaiming, "You don't know what's in there!" As soon as Vision comes out of the cradle, all of the men in the room are shown staring at him warily, while [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg lets out a soft gasp]] and thinks "[[EatingTheEyeCandy Oh no! He's naked!]]" [[HilariousInHindsight Wanda was trying to stop the creation of her]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar eventual lover]] [[Series/WandaVision and husband.]]

-->'''Nat:''' "At long last" is lasting a little long, boys.
-->'''Clint:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I think we lost the element of surprise.]]

** Before the fight breaks out, Wanda can be heard exclaiming, "You don't know what's in there!" As soon as Vision comes out of the cradle, all of the men in the room are shown staring at him warily, while [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg lets out a soft gasp]] and thinks "[[EatingTheEyeCandy Oh no! He's naked!]]" [[HilariousInHindsight Wanda was trying to stop the creation of her]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar eventual lover]] [[Series/WandaVision and husband.]]
*** Wanda later makes this remark that, in retrospect, could be construed as an awkward attempt at flirting.

'''Clint Barton:''' ''[scoffs]'' Yeah. Her [[LoveAtFirstSight seal of approval]] means jack to me.\\

*** During the LockAndLoadMontage [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq4rjz7H5u4 as everyone is gearing up for the final battle]], Pietro and Wanda get new clothes. While Pietro changes into a new shirt and running shoes, Wanda stares out the window at Vision, who's conversing with Thor. Eventually, Pietro roughly tosses a jacket at her in a way that comes off like he's saying, "Stop thirsting, sis! We have a world to save!" Wanda, for her part, looks annoyed at her brother for interrupting her eye-banging.

** During the montage, Cap tells everyone "Three minutes. Get what you need." For the twins, this means raiding (what's established by a deleted scene to be) Natasha's weapons room for clothes: a new shirt for Pietro and jacket for Wanda. There's a bit of Fridge Humor over the fact that Natasha just happened to have a jacket in [[RedIsHeroic Wanda's signature color]] on hand, or a shirt in Pietro's signature blue. And of course, Wanda and Pietro don't really ''need'' anything to gear up because their powers are innate.

'''Ulysses Klaue:''' Cuttlefish. Deep sea fish. They make lights. disco lights. Whoom, whoom, whoom! To hypnotize their prey, then whoom![[note]]Klaue's vivid description sounds more like an anglerfish[[/note]] I saw a documentary, it was terrifying.\\

** As soon as Vision comes out of the cradle, all of the men in the room are apprehensive of him and thinking "[[Series/WandaVision Who's the popsicle?]]". [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg lustily stares at him]] and thinks "[[EatingTheEyeCandy Oh no! He's naked!]]" Made funnier if you came back here to scrub your mind of [[Recap/WandaVisionEpisode5OnAVerySpecialEpisode Vision's "baby pictures"]].
*** Wanda isn't even being subtle about how aroused she is.

'''Wanda Maximoff:''' ''[shoots Clint an annoyed look]''
*** Note that just a moment before this, Wanda and Pietro tried to stop Tony and Banner from installing JARVIS in Vision's body, with Wanda exclaiming, "You don't know what's in there!" As soon as Vision comes to life, she instantly flips to "There are no words that can describe how insatiably horny I am because a [[FemaleGaze naked]] [[ArousedByTheirVoice British-accented]] red-metal man has just appeared in front of me!" [[HilariousInHindsight Wanda was against the creation of her]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar eventual lover]] [[Series/WandaVision and husband.]]
*** During the LockAndLoadMontage [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq4rjz7H5u4 as everyone is gearing up for the final battle]], Pietro and Wanda get new clothes. While Pietro changes into a new shirt, Wanda stares out the window at Vision, who's conversing with Thor. Eventually, Pietro roughly tosses a jacket at her in a way that comes off like he's saying, "Stop thirsting, sis! We have a world to save!" Wanda, for her part, looks annoyed at her brother for interrupting her eye-banging.

--->'''Ultron:''' Upon this rock I will build my church. Vibranium. ''[Ultron tosses the vibranium tube to Pietro]''\\

** Becomes HilariousInHindsight after Series/Hawkeye2021 reveals that Laura was indeed a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.

* Cap and Tony have a firewood-chopping contest at Clint's farm to let off steam. When Laura calls Tony in to look at their tractor, he warns Cap not to take from his pile...which is slightly less than half the size of Steve's.

-->'''Steve:''' Well, the Vision's artificial intelligence.\\

* In another deleted scene, as Cap and Wanda are overseeing corralling the citizens of Novi Grad to a safe location while they await rescue, he encounters Natasha, who notices that Wanda is wearing one of her jackets.

* A meta example: fans have joked that Disney convinced Marvel to join them just by describing the awesomeness of Ultron + a creepy rendition of "I've Got No Strings".
** So then someone [[https://twitter.com/nerdreactor/status/525142961672048640 photoshopped]] Ultron into the album art of Music/{{NSYNC}}'s ''No Strings Attached'', the other most famous reference to "no strings". And then someone replaced [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=103&v=AwEhHMX70R4 the trailer's music]] with the song in particular.
* [[https://twitter.com/AnthonyMackie/status/570365276455194624 Anthony Mackie is so happy to be on the poster]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh4TcXGE2s8 The mood behind-the-scenes is really happy]].

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* The gag reel:
** The big, tough looking Thor in the middle of a battle suddenly screeching, "HELP ME!"
** Cap loves to troll with us just as much as Joss does.
-->'''Cap:''' Avengers.... ''[points at the camera]'' Ahhhh...I didn't say...\\
'''Widow:''' ''[whilst jumping behind him]'' Assemble!
** Creator/StellanSkarsgard attempts to make the most of his screentime:
-->'''Selvig:''' ''[walking down university steps whilst talking to a student]'' I'll see you at 8. ''[beat]'' Bring your swimsuit. \\
''(Take Two)''\\
'''Selvig:''' I'll see you at 8. ''[beat]'' Bring your sister. \\
''(Take Three)''\\
'''Selvig:''' I'll see you at 8. ''[beat]'' No need to bring your mother this time.
** Hawkeye making sure [[BlackComedy Quicksilver is dead]].
** Creator/SamuelLJackson and his favorite word.
-->'''Fury:''' Hulk just jacked Ultron's ride. ''[orders Nat to the deck]''\\
'''Natasha:''' Why am I going over here?\\
'''Fury:''' To... see him on the thing.\\
'''Natasha:''' But why would I do that?\\
'''Fury:''' And tell him: "don't be going all stealth mode, muthaf***a, we can't see you."
** The end of the gag reel where Hulk jumps into the air to board the Quinjet Ultron is in...and doesn't make it.
* [[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7a/e8/e8/7ae8e8998e27f5009aabf04f2ddb8551.jpg When Natasha says traitor]], she ''means'' traitor.
* Quicksilver's death. While it isn't really funny, his last words to Hawkeye ("You didn't see that coming.") are funny on meta level when you realise that most of the internet was convinced that Hawkeye was going to die in this movie after some comments from Joss Whedon.
* One of Creator/JamesSpader's more notable roles prior to this movie was [[Series/TheOfficeUS Robert California]]. This led some people to replace Ultron's dialogue with quotes from Robert California, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-_230SjbM like this]].
* In a press tour interview, Creator/PaulBettany said that [[Creator/JenniferConnelly his wife]] and three-year-old daughter dropped by for a visit while he was playing Vision. He was concerned that all of the makeup and prosthetics he has to wear for his costume would scare his daughter, but she instead ran right up to him for a hug and overall thought it was the coolest thing. So much so that when he had to take it all off at the end of the day, she had a meltdown and cried, "No, I want purple Daddy!"
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--->'''Natasha:''' I'm always picking up after you boys?

** Which was because he pulled her out of the way, behind the bar. While he's on top, she hurriedly reminds him not to "turn green." Could be a call back to ''Film/TheIncredibleHulk''.

-->'''Dr. Cho:''' You'll be made of you, Mr. Barton. Your own girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.
-->'''Hawkeye:''' ''[mumbling grumpily]'' Well, I don't have a girlfriend.
-->'''Dr. Cho:''' ''That'' I can't fix.

'''Henchman:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck They're]] [[TheDreaded the]] [[BadassCrew Avengers...]]

** When she starts making them sound like threats, Steve wryly notes, "Yeah. What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them to protect their country?"

--->'''Tony:''' If I lift it, I then rule Asgard?\\

-->'''Tony:''' ''[strained]'' C'mon, use your words, buddy!\\

--->'''Wanda Maximoff:''' [[DirtyMindReading I looked in your head]], [[DoubleEntendre and saw annihilation]].\\

-->'''Thor:''' It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones, the greatest power in the universe, unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.\\

-->'''Ulysses Klaue:''' Oh, sorry to hear about Strucker. But then, he knew what kind of world he was helping create. Human life, not a growth market. ''[the twins look at each other, shocked]'' You didn’t know? Is this your first time intimidating someone? I’m afraid that I’m not that afraid.\\

'''Ulysses Klaue:''' ''[to Wanda]'' So if you’re going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant cuttlefish, then I know you don’t do business, and I know you’re not in charge, and I only deal with the man in charge.

-->'''Ultron:''' Upon this rock I will build my church. Vibranium.\\

-->'''Ultron:''' It’s a thing with me. Stark is, he’s a sickness!\\

--->'''Thor:''' The girl tried to warp my mind. Take special care, I doubt a human could keep her at bay. [[TemptingFate Fortunately, I am mighty.]] ''[looks around and [[OhCrap realizes he's in Hel]]]''

--->'''Clint:''' [[CallBack I've done]] [[Film/TheAvengers2012 the whole mind-control thing.]] [[{{Understatement}} Not a fan.]]

--->'''Clint:''' ''[groaning]'' Yeah, you better run.

-->'''Pietro Maximoff:''' What can I do?\\

-->'''Tony:''' ''[while punching]'' Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep...

-->'''Tony:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner GOING DOWN]]?? ''[smashes Hulk overhead with an improvised elevator morning star, then lunges in and decks Hulk]''\\

-->'''Tony:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That was comprehensive!]]

-->'''Tony:''' [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney How fast can we]] [[CrimefightingWithCash buy this building?]]

-->'''Clint Barton:''' Gentlemen, this is Laura.
-->'''Laura Barton:''' I already know all of your names.
-->''[Lila and Cooper book into the room]''
-->'''Tony Stark:''' ''[dumbfounded]'' And these are…smaller agents.

-->'''Natasha:''' I'm always picking up after you boys?

-->'''Natasha:''' ''[to Cap on the radio]'' I'm coming in. Cap, can you keep him occupied?\\

-->'''Natasha:''' Just be ready. I'm sending the package to you.\\

-->'''Clint:''' ''[aiming]'' Nobody would know. Nobody. ''[sheathes arrow]'' [[SarcasmMode "Last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already!"]]

-->'''Thor:''' Ready for another bout?\\

-->'''Thor:''' I am Thor, son of Odin, [[SophisticatedAsHell and as long as there is life in my breast, I am...]] [[MoodWhiplash running out of things to say. Are you ready?]] ''[looks past Ultron]''\\

-->'''Steve:''' ''[glares at Thor]'' [[YouJustHADToSayIt ...You had to ask.]]
-->'''Ultron:''' ''This'' is the best I can do.

-->'''Steve:''' But if you put the hammer in an elevator--
-->'''Tony:''' It would still go up.
-->'''Steve:''' Elevator's not ''worthy''.

-->'''Steve:''' Well, the Vision's artificial intelligence.
-->'''Tony:''' ''[nodding]'' A machine.
-->'''Steve:''' So it doesn't count?
-->'''Tony:''' No. It's not like a person lifting the hammer.
-->'''Steve:''' ''Right.'' Different rules for us.
-->'''Tony:''' Nice guy, artificial.
-->'''Steve:''' ''Thank you.''

-->'''Thor:''' Besides this one ''[pats Stark]'', there's nothing that can't be explained.

-->'''Tony:''' That man has ''no'' regard for lawn maintenance.

-->'''Tony:''' Romanoff, you and Banner better not be playing "hide the zucchini."
-->'''Natasha:''' ''[driving a plow]'' Relax, shell-head. Not all of us can fly.

-->'''Natasha:''' Rogers.
-->'''Steve:''' Romanoff.
-->'''Natasha:''' ''[looks at Wanda]'' Is that my jacket?
-->'''Steve:''' She's with us.
-->'''Natasha:''' [[SkewedPriorities That still doesn't explain the jacket.]]

-->'''Natasha:''' And us?
-->'''Steve:''' We fight robots.
-->''[Pietro runs up with the severed arm of one of the drones]''
-->'''Pietro:''' Today? We fight robots today? Or is next month better for you?

--->'''Tony:''' And for ''[[GoshDangItToHeck gosh's sake]]'', watch your language!

'''Tony:''' Good talk.\\

** Hulk then proceeds to turn and growl at a group of other bots, who immediately run in fear. They take to the skies.

'''Steve:''' I'll never what?! YOU DIDN'T FINISH!

'''Tony:''' Tell you what. After this is over, ''I'll'' hold your own.\\

-->'''Steve:''' Elevator's not woooorthy.

-->'''Tony:''' Nice guy, but artificial.

-->'''Thor:''' Except for this one ''[pats Stark]'', everything has an explanation.

-->'''Tony:''' That man has ''no'' respect for lawn maintenance.

'''Tony:''' That depends, how much time you got?

* Vision's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrkslYAVdI creation]].

-->'''Natasha:''' ''[to Cap on the radio]'' I'm coming in. Can you keep him occupied?\\

-->'''Natasha:''' Just get ready. I'm sending the package to you.\\

** Tony rationalizes that Ultron will probably go after him first in the final battle. Cue Vision walking by in the background, and without missing a beat, saying "[[DeadpanSnarker That's true, he hates you the most.]]" Clearly, J.A.R.V.I.S.' voice wasn't all that made it into him. Tony says nothing, but his face is clearly saying, "We all knew that, but did you have to say it?"
*** Doubly so if taken as a call-back to the first ''Avengers'' film, when Tony patted Thor on the shoulder and said "No hard feelings" after their fight.

'''Natasha:''' ''[glares at him as if to say "Main/DudeNotFunny" while Bruce audibly groans and puts his head in his hands]''

--->'''Thor:''' But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly, uh, whimpering, a great deal of complaining, and tales of sprained deltoids, and...gout.

* Tony telling JARVIS to take over piloting the Quinjet, before the camera zooms to reveal a bumper sticker on the dashboard saying 'JARVIS is my co-pilot'.

* While Rhodey recounts one of his War Machine exploits to Tony and Thor, the two listen and smile politely, like they're listening to a child, and Rhodey is dismayed by their failure to be impressed. To add insult to injury, Thor musters up a thoroughly unconvincing "That's impressive.", clearly only meant to mollify him. Later, Rhodey is seen telling the same story to a group of people whose reaction is much closer to what Rhodey was looking for. The defiant look on his face afterwards basically says "That's right. I'm awesome."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGwuoYKhqx8 The Avengers playing Let's See Who Can Pick Up Thor's Hammer.]]

*** This becomes way funnier after ''Film/AvengersEndgame''.

* When the Avengers confront Tony in his lab after Ultron's first attack, Tony breaks into inappropriate giggles. Kinda ruins the solemn mood, but it's Bruce's frantic Tony-not-freaking-now shaking of the head that clinches it.

** As soon as Vision comes out of the cradle, everyone is apprehensive of him and thinking "[[Series/WandaVision Who's the popsicle?]]". Meanwhile, [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] is [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg lustily staring at him]] and thinking "[[EatingTheEyeCandy OH NO, HE'S HOT!!!]]" Made funnier if you came back here to scrub your mind of [[Recap/WandaVisionEpisode5OnAVerySpecialEpisode Vision's "baby pictures"]].

--->'''Wanda Maximoff:''' [[DirtyMindReading I looked in your head, and saw]] [[DoubleEntendre annihilation]].
--->'''Vision:''' [[DoubleEntendre Look again.]]
--->'''Clint Barton:''' ''[scoffs]'' Yeah. Her [[LoveAtFirstSight seal of approval]] means jack to me.
*** Note that just a moment before this, Wanda and Pietro were against infusing the body in the cradle with JARVIS, with Wanda exclaiming, "You don't know what's in there!" As soon as Vision comes to life, she instantly flips to "There are no words that can describe how insatiably horny I am because a [[FemaleGaze naked]] 6'4" [[ArousedByTheirVoice British-accented]] synthezoid has just appeared in front of me!" [[HilariousInHindsight Wanda was against the creation of her]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar eventual lover]] [[Series/WandaVision and husband.]]
*** During the LockAndLoadMontage [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq4rjz7H5u4 as everyone is gearing up for the final battle]], Wanda spends those three minutes staring out the window at Vision, who's conversing with Thor. Eventually, Pietro roughly tosses a jacket to her in a way that comes off like he's saying, "Stop thirsting, sis! We have a world to save!" Wanda looks annoyed at her brother for interrupting her eye-banging.

** Tony rationalizes that Ultron will probably go after him first in the final battle. Cue Vision walking by in the background, saying "[[DeadpanSnarker That's true, he hates you the most.]]" Clearly, J.A.R.V.I.S.' voice wasn't all that made it into him. Tony says nothing, but his face is clearly saying, "We all knew that, but did you have to say it?"

** During the montage, Cap tells everyone "Three minutes. Get what you need." For the twins, this means raiding (what's established by a deleted scene to be) Natasha's weapons room, so Pietro can get a new shirt and Wanda a new jacket. There's a bit of Fridge Humor over the fact that Natasha just happened to have a jacket in Wanda's signature color on hand. And of course, Wanda doesn't really ''need'' anything because her powers are innate.

* Even Ultron gets his [[https://youtu.be/tmHpQ40zD3Y?t=20s moments.]]
-->'''Ultron:''' I can't ''physically'' throw up in my mouth...
* Ultron has a ''lot'' of memorable scenes, and often comes across as more human than actual human MCU villains. Case in point, hacking off Klaue's left arm in a rage after being compared to Tony Stark... then apologizing and awkwardly reassuring him that [[BlatantLies it's PROBABLY going to be okay.]]
** When Ultron first meets the Maximoffs, he tries to make a grand speech on people engineering their own destruction, but ruins the moment by forgetting important words.
--->'''Ultron:''' Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? Uh... CHILDREN! ''[chuckles in embarrassment]'' I lost the word there. Children. Designed to supplant them. Help them… end.
--->'''Wanda Maximoff:''' Is that why you've come? To end the Avengers?
--->'''Ultron:''' I'm here to save the world! ''[beat]'' But also... yeah.

*** [[HilariousInHindsight Doubly so after]] ''Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}'' reveals the many other kinds of weapons Wakanda uses vibranium for, like plasma cannons and [[Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier Sam's future Cap gear]], making Ultron's annoyance more understandable. Or [[HilariousInHindsight when you realize]] Ultron's planned next body will largely go on to be [[ComicBook/TheVision Wanda's super-expensive sex toy]].

* Creator/StanLee's Cameo as a Normandy veteran at the Avengers Tower party who demands Thor to let him have a sip of the special thousand-year old Asgardian brew that he and Steve are drinking:

''[Cut to Lee being carried off in a daze]''\\

** His fellow veterans don't do much better. Some are slumped over the counter, while others are still on their feet, but unconscious.
* Steve comments that Natasha isn't just flirting with Bruce, because he's been up close with her flirting. Then, after telling Bruce to give it a shot, Bruce frowns and asks, "Wait, what do you mean [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier up close?]]"
* During the chaos of Ultron's first attack on the Avengers, Bruce [[MarshmallowHell accidentally falls into Natasha's cleavage.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTbcaC0mGY8 Klaue is unimpressed with the Maximoffs' attempt to act tough]], and treats them like children by offering them sweets. Pietro uses his superhuman speed to grab one.
** His biggest fear? Cuttlefish [[note]]Although his vivid description sounds more like Anglerfish[[/note]].
* The fight aboard Klaue's ship:
** Further demonstrating, however much he would deny it, how much Ultron takes after Tony: he responds to Thor saying that no one needs to break anything with "Clearly you've never made an omelet," to which Tony mutters in aside, "He beat me by one second..."
** Tony tries to goad Ultron into telling him what he's using the vibranium for.
-->'''Ultron:''' I'm glad you asked that, because I'd like to [[JustBetweenYouAndMe take this time to explain]] my EvilPlan- ''[magnetically pulls Tony closer]''

** Wanda first hexes Thor. He initially seems to not be affected.
-->'''Thor:''' The girl tried to warp my mind. Take special care, I doubt a human could keep her at bay. [[TemptingFate Fortunately, I am mighty.]] ''[looks around and [[OhCrap realizes he's in Hel]]]''
** After Thor, Wanda moves on to hex Steve and Natasha. As she's about to get the drop on Clint, he snaps around and gets her right in the face with an arrowhead which attaches itself to her forehead and shocks her senseless.
-->'''Clint:''' [[CallBack I've done the whole mind-control thing.]] Not a fan.
** There's a bit of meta-humor in this since Creator/JeremyRenner complained about his character spending the majority of the previous film brainwashed.
** After Clint incapacitates Wanda, Pietro rushes in and knocks him through a window before running off with his sister.
-->'''Clint:''' ''[groaning]'' Yeah, you better run.

-->'''Pietro Maximoff:''' What can I do?
-->'''Wanda Maximoff:''' ''[groans]'' It hurts.
-->'''Pietro Maximoff:''' I'm going to kill him. I'll be right back.
-->'''Wanda Maximoff:''' No, I'm over it. I want--I want to finish the plan. ''[She notices Bruce sitting alone in the Quinjet]'' [[DoubleEntendre I want the big one]].
* As Hulk is rampaging, Tony tries to calm him down by stating he's better then Wanda's mind control. However, because Tony called him "Banner", this just seems to make the Hulk ''angrier''.

'''Tony:''' [[OhCrap RIGHTRIGHTRIGHT]], [[VerbalBackspace don't mention puny Banner]]! ''[catches the car Hulk throws at him, only for Hulk to punch ''through'' it]''

-->'''Tony:''' That was comprehensive!

** There's also Tony's incredibly awkward attempts to bring up his idea to put JARVIS into Vision instead of destroying the body. It's like he's saying, "Yeah, I know the ''last'' time we tried this ended incredibly badly, but hear me out!"

* From the Seoul chase:

** When Natasha prepares to transfer Vision's cradle from the truck trailer to the Quinjet while in mid-air, Barton positions the jet to get ready to receive it:

'''Barton:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo How do you want me to take it?]]\\

''[everyone shrugs and returns to whatever they were doing; one guard continues playing Solitaire]''\\

* After Hawkeye and Wanda manage to finish taking out a batch of drones.
-->'''Hawkeye:''' We're clear here.\\
'''Steve:''' ''[still fighting on his end]'' We are ''not'' clear here! We are ''very'' not clear!

** Hulk then proceeds to turn and growl at a group of other bots, who immediately run in fear.
* In the grand finale, when Ultron has stolen the Avengers' Quinjet, Hulk jumps on board, followed by the most hilariously exasperated "Oh, for God's sake!" from Ultron before he gets thrown out of the plane, limbs flailing wildly as he takes an unplanned skydive. The fact that it all happens off camera makes it even funnier.

* After Steve and Thor narrowly save a woman from plunging off a bridge, an Ultron advances on Steve, ranting about how he can't save them all.

''[Steve [[KilledMidSentence hits]] Ultron with the shield, then summons it back with his gauntlet. Ultron flies off the cliff]''\\

* Ultron casually saying, "THOR... you were ''bothering me."''
* While being choked by Ultron:
-->'''Thor:''' I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is life in my breast, I am...[[MoodWhiplash running out of things to say. Are you ready?]] ''[looks past Ultron]''\\
''[Ultron turns in time for Vision to whack him in the face with Mjolnir]''
** Which is then followed by Thor and Vision casually commenting on how well-balanced the hammer is, with Thor noting that you lose power on the swing if you put too much weight into it.
* At one point, Thor yells "[[IsThatTheBestYouCanDo Is that the best]] [[TemptingFate you can do?!]]". Ultron chuckles a bit and summons a swarm of his droids towards them.
-->'''Steve:''' ''[glares at Thor]'' [[YouJustHADToSayIt You had to ask.]]

* Tony helping Rhodey protect the Helicarrier and the evacuating civilians, which leads to this conversation that probably sounded a lot better in his head.

* Rhodey prepares to take down a bunch of drones that got scared by Hulk into fleeing into the sky, only for Vision to come in and shoot them down. His 'WTF just happened?' expression is priceless. Clearly, nobody is keeping Rhodes updated on recent events.
-->'''Rhodey:''' Okay, ''[[FlatWhat what]]''?
* The final conversation Thor has with Steve and Tony regarding Mjolnir's worthiness and elevators. It can also be seen as a hilarious CallBack to when [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Thor hung it up on a coat hanger]]. Considering all the talk about the worthiness of said hanger, it has now become an AscendedMeme. And then there's Thor's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny clearly-amused]] reaction when he says he's going to miss these little talks of theirs.

* Ultron accuses Vision of naïveté. Vision points out: [[ReallyWasBornYesterday "Well, I was born yesterday."]]
* After the Avengers receive the call to head to the church, Pietro dashes to where Hawkeye and Wanda are fighting, picks up his sister, and teases Barton over his age and lack of super-speed. As Pietro runs off, Clint readies his bow and starts telling himself no one would know if he fired at Pietro and just starts ranting about it.
-->'''Clint:''' ''[aiming]'' Nobody would know. Nobody. ''[sheathes arrow]'' [[SarcasmMode "Last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already!"]]
** Clint and Pietro's annoying-brothers relationship in general. (Crosses over with Heartwarming.) Clint is the first one who gets attacked by Quicksilver in the Sokovia raid, and they try and one-up each other all throughout the movie, even after Pietro defects from Ultron's side. Which makes it all the more heartbreaking when Pietro dies saving Hawkeye. Damn it, Whedon.

* At the Avengers' party, Rhodey's trading stories with Thor and Tony. When he finishes his War Machine story, Tony and Thor expect there to be more than there is, to Rhodey's dismay. Later we see him telling the same party to some civilians, who react to the BondOneLiner ([[MemeticMutation "BOOM! You looking for this!?"]]) he delivers in the way he'd expect. Cue a close up on his face that reveals that Rhodey specifically sought out some civilians to tell the story to so he can get some reassurance that he is a badass.

-->'''Clint:''' The city is flying. We're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense!

** After Wanda helps out and blasts one of the drones before it could blast her, the drone's energy blast takes out another nearby drone.
* Captain America: "I miss the days when the weirdest thing science created was me."
* Thor reassures Steve and Tony that he'll find out the truth about the Infinity Stones.
-->'''Thor:''' Except for this one ''[pats Stark]'', everything has an explanation.
** After Heimdall picks him up, Tony and Steve are left staring at the Bifrost burn on the grass.
--->'''Tony:''' That man has ''no'' respect for lawn maintenance.

* Serious as the scene was, Ultron calling out to Pietro and Wanda after they discover his true plan and abandon him was pretty silly. His tone of voice pretty much screams "Aww, c'mon, guys, it's just world extermination. No big deal really!" He sounds like a whiny kid who's been blown off by his friends.
* When Tony arrives in the church to confront Ultron, Ultron plays priest.

* Even when he's talking to Dr. Cho, who's under {{mind control}} as she downloads his matrix into the Vision's body, Ultron snaps at her impatiently ... before promptly apologizing. Both Spader's line reading and the animation of Ultron makes him look and act like a guy getting a checkup at the doctor's office.
-->'''Ultron:''' How soon? I'm not being pushy.

-->'''Pietro Maximoff:''' ''[hands Zrinka a ball]'' This is for your brother.
-->'''Zrinka:''' Thank you.
-->'''Pietro Maximoff:''' ''[gives her a sparkly dress]'' And this is...not for your brother.
-->'''Zrinka:''' Oh...no. This is too-
-->'''Wanda Maximoff:''' ''[walks past]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Is every girl in Sokovia getting a dress from Paris? At least Gertie's looked warm.]]
-->'''Pietro Maximoff:''' She's kidding.

-->'''Natasha:''' That still doesn't explain the jacket.

* In a press tour interview, Creator/PaulBettany said that [[Creator/JenniferConnelly his wife]] and three-year-old daughter dropped by for a visit while he was playing the Vision. He was concerned that all of the makeup and prosthetics he has to wear for his costume would scare his daughter, but she instead ran right up to him for a hug and overall thought it was the coolest thing. So much so that when he had to take it all off at the end of the day, she had a meltdown and cried, "No, I want purple Daddy!"

--->'''Wanda Maximoff:''' [[DirtyMindReading I looked in your head, and saw annihilation]].

*** Note that just a moment before this, Wanda and Pietro were against infusing the body in the cradle with JARVIS, with Wanda exclaiming, "You don't know what's in there!" As soon as Vision comes to life, she instantly flips to "There are no words that can describe how insatiably horny I am for the naked 6'4" [[ArousedByTheirVoice British-accented]] synthezoid that has just appeared in front of me!" [[HilariousInHindsight And to think, Wanda was against the creation of her]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar eventual lover]] [[Series/WandaVision and husband.]]
*** During the LockAndLoadMontage as everyone is gearing up for the final battle, Pietro sees Wanda staring out the window at Vision, who's conversing with Thor, and roughly tosses a jacket to her in a way that comes off like he's saying, "Stop thirsting! We have a job to do!" Wanda looks annoyed at her brother for interrupting her eye-banging.

--->'''Ultron:''' I'm here to save the world! ''[beat]'' But also... yeah."

* When Tony is in Norway searching the internet for answers, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent two techs can be seen in the background taking a selfie with him.]]

** Natasha going "Beep beep!" while zooming through Seoul on a motorcycle.

-->'''Natasha:''' Get ready. I'm sending the package to you.\\

''[everyone shrugs and returns to whatever they were doing; one guard continues gaming]''\\

-->'''Thor:''' Because Stark is right.\\
'''Bruce:''' ''[with a horrified look on his face]'' Oh no, it's definitely the end times.

** As soon as Vision comes out of the cradle, everyone is apprehensive of him. Meanwhile, [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] is [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg lustily staring at him]] and thinking "[[EatingTheEyeCandy OH NO, HE'S HOT!!!]]" Made funnier if you came back here to scrub your mind of [[Recap/WandaVisionEpisode5OnAVerySpecialEpisode Vision's "baby pictures"]] in ''Series/WandaVision''.
*** Wanda isn't even being subtle about her attraction to him.

*** Note that just a moment before this, Wanda and Pietro were against infusing the body in the cradle with JARVIS. To see her go from "You don't know what's in there!" to "I am insatiably horny for the naked 6'4" [[ArousedByTheirVoice British-accented]] synthezoid that has just appeared in front of me!" is jarring to say the least.
*** During the LockAndLoadMontage as everyone is gearing up for the final battle, Pietro sees Wanda staring out the window at Vision, who's conversing with Thor, and roughly tosses a jacket to her in a way that comes off like he's saying, "Stop thirsting! We have a job to do!" Wanda looks annoyed at him for interrupting her eye-banging.

** Tony rationalizes that Ultron will probably go after him first in the final battle. Cue Vision walking by in the background, saying "That's true, he hates you the most." Clearly, J.A.R.V.I.S.' voice wasn't all that made it into him. Tony says nothing, but his face is clearly saying, "We all knew that, but did you have to say it?"

* Ultron has a ''lot'' of memorable scenes, and often comes across as more human than actual human MCU villains. Case in point, hacking off Klaue's left arm in a rage after being compared to Tony Stark... then apologizing and awkwardly reassuring him that [[BlatantLies it's ''probably'' going to be okay.]]

--->'''Ultron:''' Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. Invaders create Avengers. People create... smaller people...? Uh... CHILDREN! ''[chuckles in embarrassment]'' I lost the word there...
** When asked if he means to end the Avengers, he clarifies, "I'm here to save the world! ''[beat]'' But also... yeah."

--->'''Ultron:''' The most versatile substance on the planet, and they used it to make a Frisbee.
*** [[HilariousInHindsight Doubly so after]] ''Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}'' reveals the many other kinds of weapons Wakanda uses vibranium for, like plasma cannons and [[Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier Sam's future Cap gear]], making Ultron's annoyance more understandable.

* When Thor confronts Tony Stark about creating Ultron, [[NeckLift he grabs him by the neck and lifts him a foot off the ground.]]
-->'''Tony:''' ''[strained]'' C'mon, use your words, buddy!\\
'''Thor:''' I have more than enough words to describe ''you'', Stark!

** Wanda puts a spell on Thor which seems to not affect him ''at first'' but as he warns the others:

* When she shows up, Tony thinks that the pregnant Laura Barton is "an agent of some kind." Then Clint's kids come in. A dumbfounded Tony tries to say that they're "two smaller agents".

* Thor accidentally breaks one of Barton's kids' Lego buildings and quietly tries to sweep them under a chair with his foot while no one (aside from a judgmental-looking/disapproving Steve) is looking.
** Then, Clint's little daughter comes up to him and outright GLARES at a now sheepish Thor. The only character in the MCU (thus far) capable of going toe to toe with the Hulk then denies having done anything at all to a little girl.

* Selvig walks out of a school to find Thor standing on the passenger side of his car in Midgardian casual wear, including a dark sweater with the hood raised.

* Tony would like to clarify that he doesn't want Bruce to help him put JARVIS into ComicBook/TheVision. He wants to help Bruce put JARVIS into ComicBook/TheVision.
** There's also Tony's incredibly awkward attempts to bring up his idea to put JARVIS in The Vision instead of destroying the body. It's like he's saying, "Yeah, I know the ''last'' time we tried this ended incredibly badly, but hear me out!"

* Tony breaks into a collapsing skyscraper to save some civilians, which leads to a demand you don't often hear from superheroes.

* A member of the Sokovian police, trying to shoot at the Ultron drones, accidentally tags Pietro as he's evacuating the city. The shot then cuts to the police looking at each other accusingly, then back to Pietro, whose expression can only be described as "...Dude! Really?!" The next time Quicksilver gets shot, it's a lot less funny.

* War Machine and Vision's team-up, which really confuses Rhodey. His 'WTF just happened?' expression when Vision starts shooting down drones is priceless. Clearly, nobody is keeping Rhodes updated on recent events.

-->'''Tony:''' You better not be playing "hide the zucchini."

* After the Avengers learn that Utron has killed Strucker in his cell and signed his work, they discover that he was covering up Strucker's connections but Ultron erased all their data on him. Cut to all the Avengers poring over boxes of paper files trying to find any lead. The sight of these superheroes, especially Thor, looking for intel the old-fashioned way is especially amusing. It's also reminiscent of scenes from Creator/JossWhedon's TV show ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' whenever the Scooby Gang would do research on a demon in the school library.

* The film ends with Cap and his new team of Avengers together for the first time. What happens when he sounds the battle cry?

-->'''Nat:''' 'At long last' is lasting a little long, boys.

''[unleashes the anti-personnel cannons on his shoulders from his first movie]''\\

* After Tony neutralizes the henchmen, JARVIS informs him of a suspiciously reinforced wall "on his left." Tony's childish glee at the prospect of finding a secret entrance is absolutely precious.

** This isn't the first time Robert Downey Jr [[Film/SherlockHolmes2009 has found a secret door with an air current]].

* Scarlet Witch takes out the Avengers one-by-one... until she gets to Hawkeye, who snaps around and gets her right in the face with an arrowhead which attaches itself to her forehead and shocks her senseless.
-->'''Hawkeye:''' [[CallBack Sorry, done the whole mind-control thing.]] Not a fan.
** There's a bit of meta-humor in this since Creator/JeremyRenner complained about his character spending the majority of the previous film brainwashed.
** After Hawkeye incapacitates Wanda, Pietro rushes in and knocks him through a window before running off with his sister. Hawkeye's response?
-->'''Hawkeye:''' ''[groaning]'' Yeah, you better run.

* Tony rationalizes that Ultron will probably go after him first in the final battle. Cue Vision walking by in the background, saying "That's true, he hates you the most." Clearly, J.A.R.V.I.S.' voice wasn't all that made it into him. Tony says nothing, but his face is clearly saying, "We all knew that, but did you have to say it?"
** Vision's EstablishingCharacterMoment? As Clint, Tony, Bruce, Thor, and the Maximoffs are deciding whether they can trust Vision, he ''hands Thor his hammer'' as if it's no big deal. This is immediately followed by several well-deserved seconds of uncomfortable, stunned silence. And then afterwards, Thor gives Tony a pat on the back and a "Well done.", since Tony just built a machine capable of lifting Mjolnir.
** That last part is doubly hilarious if taken as a call-back to the first ''Avengers'' film, when Tony patted Thor on the shoulder and said "No hard feelings" after their fight.

'''Tony Stark:''' Actually, he's the boss. ''[gestures to Cap]'' I just pay for everything...and design everything...and make everyone look cooler.
* Natasha weaving through traffic on a motorcycle:
-->'''Natasha:''' ''[to Cap on the radio]'' I'm coming in. Can you keep him occupied?\\
'''Cap:''' ''[while fighting Ultron on top of truck]'' What do you think I've been doing?!
** When she spots Steve's discarded shield on the highway, she sighs exasperatedly and says the following line with the complete air of a disgruntled mother:
-->'''Natasha:''' I'm always picking up after you boys?

** "I'm glad you asked that, because I'd like to [[JustBetweenYouAndMe take this time to explain]] my EvilPlan-" ''[magnetically pulls Iron Man closer]''
* Ultron has a ''lot'' of memorable scenes, and often comes across as more human than actual human MCU villains. Case in point, hacking off Klaue's arm in a rage after being compared to Tony Stark... then apologizing and awkwardly reassuring him that [[BlatantLies it's ''probably'' going to be okay.]]

*** [[HilariousInHindsight Doubly so after]] ''Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}'' reveals the many other kinds of weapons Wakanda uses vibranium for, making Ultron's annoyance more understandable.

* Further demonstrating, however much he would deny it, how much Ultron takes after Tony: he responds to Thor saying that no one needs to break anything with "Clearly you've never made an omelet," to which Tony mutters in aside, "He beat me by one second..."
* [[http://themarvelnerd.tumblr.com/post/118057725542/and-it-was-at-this-moment-pietro-knew-he-fucked Pietro tries to]] grab Mjolnir while it's in mid-flight, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and goes sailing through the air.]]
** His face when he first sees Mjolnir is all childlike-glee and screams "This is awesome, I've got to do this!" When things go wrong, his OhCrap face is something to behold.
* Wanda puts a spell on Thor which seems to not affect him ''at first'' but as he warns the others:

* After Wanda messes with Bruce's brain and he Hulks out. Tony tries to calm him down by stating he's better then Wanda's mind control. However, because Tony called him "Banner", this just seems to make the Hulk ''angrier''.

* Tony's Hulkbuster armor has a piston fist capable of RapidFireFisticuffs, which he uses to punch the Hulk in the face like a bobblehead.

* This stellar moment:

* After the Hulk seriously damages his Hulkbuster, Tony demands a damage report. The suit just emits a garbled squawk.

* Tony Stark, finding an [[ConvenientlyEmptyBuilding empty skyscraper]] to plough into to stun a raging Hulk:

* And in the end, he knocks Bruce out [[CallBack the same way]] Hulk punched Thor away in the first film.

* Nat going "Beep beep!" while zooming through Seoul on a motorcycle.
* Quicksilver tries to rally the police into getting Novi Grad evacuated, but it takes a couple tries.
-->'''Quicksilver:''' ''[zooms in]'' We're under attack! Clear the city! Now! ''[zooms away]''\\

'''Quicksilver:''' ''[zooms back in with a light machine gun and fires a burst into the ceiling]'' Get off your asses! ''[tosses the gun to a nearby guy and zooms off again]''

-->'''Technician:''' Number 6 boat is topped and locked, or, uh, or stocked, topped, s- it... It's, uh, full of people.
* War Machine and Vision's team-up, which really confuses Rhodey. His 'WTF just happened?' expression is priceless. Clearly, nobody is keeping Rhodes updated on recent events.

* The final conversation Thor has with Steve and Tony regarding Mjolnir's worthiness and elevators. It can also be seen as a hilarious CallBack to when Thor hung it up on a coat hanger. Considering all the talk about the worthiness of said hanger, it has now become an AscendedMeme. And then there's Thor's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny clearly-amused]] reaction when he says he's going to miss these little talks of theirs.

* Ultron accuses the Vision of naïveté. Vision points out: [[ReallyWasBornYesterday "Well, I was born yesterday."]]
* After the Avengers receive the call to head to the church, Quicksilver dashes to where Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch are fighting, picks up his sister, and teases Barton over his age and lack of super-speed. As Pietro runs off, Clint readies his bow and starts telling himself no one would know if he fired at Pietro and just starts ranting about it.
-->'''Clint:''' ''[aiming]'' Nobody would know. Nobody. ''[sheathes arrow]'' "Last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already!"
** Clint and Pietro's annoying-brothers relationship in general. (Crosses over with Heartwarming.) Clint is the first one who gets attacked by Quicksilver in the Sokovia raid, and they try and one-up each other all throughout the movie, even after Pietro defects from Ultron's side. Which makes it all the more heartbreaking when Quicksilver dies saving Hawkeye. Damn it, Whedon.

** On seeing Ultron's new body, Tony asks the {{killer robot}} "Have you been juicing?"

* After the Avengers learn that Utron has killed Strucker in his cell, they discover that he was covering up Strucker's connections but Ultron erased all their data on him. Cut to all the Avengers poring over boxes of files trying to find any lead. The sight of these superheroes, especially Thor, looking for intel the old-fashioned way is especially amusing. It's also reminiscent of scenes from Creator/JossWhedon's TV show ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' whenever the Scooby Gang would do research on a demon in the school library.

* When Natasha prepares to transfer Vision's cradle from the truck trailer to the Quinjet while in mid-air, Barton positions the jet to get ready to receive it:
-->'''Natasha:''' Get ready. I'm sending the package to you.\\
'''Barton:''' How do you want me to take it?\\
'''Natasha:''' Umm, [[DoubleEntendre you might wish you hadn't asked that]].
** ''It'' apparently involves Widow shoving the cradle into midair, and right into the Quinjet's rear hatch. DoubleEntendre [[AssShove nothing]]...

* There is something subtly amusing about newborn Vision giving Thor a sideways look, and then silently forming a BadassCape of his own, clearly having thought that it looks good enough on Thor that he should try it too.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vVsF4LS_I Upon Vision's birth,]] everyone is apprehensive of him. Meanwhile, [[DistractedByTheSexy Wanda]] is making [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2021_06_26_18h22m23s910.jpg a lustful gaze]] that could be described as "[[EatingTheEyeCandy that's one fine ass]] [[UnusualEuphemism USB drive]]". Made funnier when one comes back here after seeing Vision's "baby pictures" in ''Series/WandaVision''.
** This line from Wanda doesn't really help.
-->'''Wanda:''' [[DirtyMindReading I looked into your head, and saw annihilation]].
-->'''Vision:''' [[DoubleEntendre Look again.]]
-->'''Clint:''' ''[scoffs]'' Yeah. Her [[LoveAtFirstSight seal of approval]] means jack to me.
** Note that just a moment before this, Wanda and Pietro were against infusing the body in the cradle with JARVIS. To see her go from "You don't know what's in there!" to "I am incredibly horny for the naked 6'4" [[ArousedByTheirVoice British-accented]] synthezoid that has just appeared in front of me!" is jarring to say the least.
** During the LockAndLoadMontage as everyone is gearing up for the final battle, Pietro sees Wanda staring out the window at Vision, who's conversing with Thor, and roughly tosses a jacket at her in a way that comes off like he's saying, "Stop thirsting! We have a job to do!" Wanda looks like she's about to pout as she looks up at Pietro.
* At one point while all the Avengers are battling the Ultron drones in the church, Wanda is preparing to blast a drone her way when Tony simply swoops in and takes it out, and zips away before she can get the shot off, while she throws him a look of incredulous disappointment. It's all happening in slow-motion too.

-->'''Clint:''' ''[scoffs]'' Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.
** Note that just a moment before this, Wanda and Pietro were against infusing the body in the cradle with JARVIS. To see her go from "You don't know what's in there!" to "Oh no! A naked 6'4" [[ArousedByTheirVoice British-accented]] humanoid!" is jarring to say the least.
** During the LockAndLoadMontage as everyone is gearing up for the final battle, Pietro sees Wanda staring out the window at Vision, who's conversing with Thor, and roughly tosses a jacket at her in a way that comes off like he's saying, "Stop thirsting! We have a job to do!"