History Funny / AtlantisTheLostEmpire

** Some viewers don't really know what ''qualifies'' as Atlantean currency, though, so this troper doubts Milo will be able to pay it.

* The [[http://caps.pictures/200/1-atlantis-1080p/full/atlantis-disneyscreencaps.com-1316.jpg photo]] of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling, and it looks hilarious. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]

-->'''Mr. Whitmore:''' I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, I'll kiss you full on the mouth." Imagine my embarrassment when he found the darn thing.

** Also the earlier announcement: "To the person who stole the L from the Motor Pool sign, haha we are all very amused."

** And then there's when he tricks Milo into thinking he drank nitroglycerin. "Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything...except pray." "BOOM!" *Mole and Vinny walk away and laugh* Milo [[DudeNotFunny clearly didn't think it was]], though...

*** Hilariously, during Milo's attempt to speak Atlantean, he managles the language to hell and back (calling himself a "travel friend" instead of "friendly traveler") and Kida ''corrects his bad Atlantean''. Then finding out she speaks Latin leads to a "Oh thank god; something I can speak properly" from Milo.

*** It's the gleeful look on Vinny's face that seals the deal.

-->'''Milo''':'Course I can drive a truck. Sure, you got your steering and your gas and your brake and, of course, this metal, uh, looking... thing. Okay, so it was a bumper car at Coney Island, but it's the same basic principle.

* Milo's handling the boiler in Mole's DrillTank, much to Audrey's chagrin. He knew how to fix it because an older version of the same boiler is used at the museum, and he gets called whenever it needs fixing i.e. twisting a few valves and smacking it with a wrench. He then manages to explain to Audrey, the youngest member of the expedition and a ChildProdigy of an engineer to boot, exactly what went wrong, complete with [[{{Technobabble}} technical jargon]]. It sounds like a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but the facial expressions they both make throughout this exchange are ''priceless.'' Audrey fakes a punch afterward making him flinch, then says "Two for flinching." and hits him in the arm twice, (hard enough to make him rub the spot she hit).

* Although a nice gesture, Sweet giving Milo a treatment for a neck pain. It has to be seen to be believed. Counts as [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] when it works.

*** Hilariously, during Milo's attempt to speak Atlantean, he manages the language to hell and back (calling himself a "travel friend" instead of "friendly traveler") and Kida ''corrects his bad Atlantean''. Then finding out she speaks Latin leads to a "Oh thank god; something I can speak properly" from Milo.

--->'''Vinny:'''...[[MoodWhiplash Okay, now you can go]].

--->''[Everyone dives for cover as Rourke presses a detonator and blows up the bridge, leaving the crew trapped on the island with a gaping chasm between them and Rourke]''

[[AC: Milo's Return]]
* When investigating the Kraken, Milo trying to explain a life preserver to Kida.
--> '''Kida:''' So you wear it and it preserves your life, like our crystals?\\
'''Milo:''' No, no. You throw it to someone in the water.\\
'''Kida:''' Oh, so it is a game?\\
'''Milo:''' No. You only throw it if someone is drowning.\\
'''Kida:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Does that not make it hard for them to play the game]]? (''walks back inside before Milo can explore more'')
* Everything Mole does in the sequel.
** When the team gets attacked by the Kraken for the first time, Mole loses his cheese that he was eating which rolls into the water. When the Kraken reveals itself for the first time (in this case showing off its tentacles and roaring), Mole weakly says "Uh, you can have it."
** Later, when Vinny is under the control of the kraken, we hear Mole deal with it off-screen. It's revealed he knocked Vinny out silly with a wrench.
*** When he thinks Vinny is back under it's control, he raises the wrench up over his head.
--> '''Mole:''' I will just distract him again! (''Vinny pulls on his goggles and snaps them over his eyes'') Ah! I'm blinded!
** "*After saving Audrey* You see? You cannot live without me."
* Milo thinking his and Kida's tank is going towards a mountain, only for a mouth to open up revealing itself to be the kraken.
--> '''Milo:''' That is not a mountain.
** Just his OhCrap face is hilarious in on itself.
* As they watch the pod sink, Milo and Audrey tease Vinny about playing patty-cake with the sea monster.
--> '''Vinny:''' No. I don't mind a little patty-cake... but I really don't wanna be here when the bombs on that sub pod hit bottom. (''closes pod lid, Audrey and Milo glance at each other as they both dash to get inside their pods'')
* Vinny apparently blew up his flower shop again!
* Vinny's "special blend". How [[FridgeBrilliance it didn't blow up the second they tried to use it]] is beyond this troper.
--> '''Vinny:''' I started with a batter of gelatinous nitroglycerin, dribbled it on a shape charge of a TNT, and papped it with just a small dusting of black powder. (''Beat'') And oregano. You can't make a bomb without oregano. Makes a very nice boom. Let the lobster chew on that.
* Mole tasting all of the clay bowls but when he comes up to a particular one, he bites into it and to his disgust, finds out it's plastic. He throws it over his shoulder to Obby who happily eats it.
* Audrey picking up a bow an arrow muttering, "Look, an antique" and fires it.
* Kida's SustainedMisunderstanding with Milo on a spear inside a glass case.
--> '''Kida:''' How are people to use these things if they're locked behind glass?\\
'''Milo:''' It's for protection.\\
'''Kida:''' I ''know'' what the spear is for. But ''why'' is it in a glass case?\\
'''Milo:''' No, the glass case is for protection.\\
'''Kida:''' Wouldn't the spear be better protection than a glass case?\\
'''Milo:''' (''getting exasperated'') [[YesNoAnswerInterpretation Yes... No!]] It's there to protect from someone who might want to steal it.\\
'''Kida:''' (''Beat'') ''Why'' would someone want to steal a ''glass case''?
** Milo just gives up as he [[FacePalm facepalms]] in exhaustion.
* The dust wolves surround the group and Sweets asks if anyone had a doggy bone.
* As the crew flies after a madman who thinks himself Odin, Milo comments that the storm started around the time he stole the {{Macguffin}} Audrey [[FlatEarthAtheist dismisses the idea]] of "old gods affecting the weather" And Vinny gives us this.
--> '''Vinny''': "Well, there was that Indian wind god, spirit, whatever, Kraken. Yeah, the Kraken might have been a god. Maybe not. And that big Atlantis crystal... that was kind of like a god."
** 'after seeing Þrymr for the first time'
--> [[BrickJoke "that thing could have been a god"]]
* In the ending, two Atlantean men kiss Ms. Packard with joy. True to form, without any excitement, Ms. Packard's only indication that the kiss did not go unnoticed is this quote:
--> '''Ms. Packard:''' (Monotone) [[DullSurprise I just swallowed my gum]].

--> '''Roarke:''' (under his breath) I'm gonna kill him.

** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''well''".
He's so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Kida]] that he forgot ''grammar''.
*** Actually, as a trained linguist, he would have known it doesn't matter.

** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''well''". He's so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Kida]] that he forgot ''grammar''.

[[caption-width-right:350:The Atlantians are a very sheltered culture.]]

** It should be noted that his voice actor, Michael J. Fox, is actually allergic to carrots.

** Apparently, Cookie doesn't know what lettuce is.

** And then there's when he tricks Milo into thinking he drank nitroglycerin. "Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything...except pray." "BOOM!" *Mole and Vinny walk away and laugh*

--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and couple of cherrybombs...roadflare. [[BrickJoke Hey, too bad we don't have some nitroglycerin, eh, Milo]]?"

--> ''[a picture of Milo on the beach wearing flippers, a dragon-floaty and a fishing pole is shown while his cat Fluffy plays with the end of the fishing pole]''

-->'''Audrey''': (eye roll) Geeze, I used to take lunch money from guys like this

** Leading up to that, Milo playing with the truck's horn with childish delight, as though he's never seen a horn before in his life. Roarke then comes up and asks Milo "[[{{Technobabble}} Are you sure you're checked out on this class of vehicle]]?" Milo, the linguist who should know grammar, is lost on the question. So Roarke translates: "Can you drive a truck?"

* Dr. Sweet, telling Milo that he doesn't want to know about Mole's backstory.

* Kida trying on Milo's glasses.

** Audrey looks both disgusted and intrigued for most of the scene. Also, he either hasn't bothered to update his tattoo since 1889, or thinks there is still only 38 states.

** Shortly after, [[spoiler: Roarke shoot the knife out of her hand]] and Kida kicks a downed mook as though reminding him "Consider yourself lucky, punk".

'''Milo:''' (''getting exasperate'') [[YesNoAnswerInterpretation Yes... No!]] It's there to protect from someone who might want to steal it.\\

'''Milo:'''It's for protection.\\

** Milo just gives up as he gives a FacePalm.

** "*after saving Audrey* You see? You cannot live without me."

--->'''Vinny:''' Hey, Milo, you got somethin' a little more sporty? You know…like a tuna?

--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and couple of cherrybombs...roadflare. [[BrickJoke Hey, too bad we don't got some nitroglycerin, eh, Milo]]?"

--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and couple of cherrybombs...roadflare. [[BrickJoke Hey, too bad we don't got some nitroglycerin eh, Milo]]?"
** When the crew realizes they're in a dormant volcano, Sweet asks if it could erupt at any time, but Mole says that it would require "an explosive force of tremendous magnitude." Everyone immediately looks at Vinny, who happens to be ''building or dismantling a time bomb'' at that very moment.

* "I know how to swim pretty girl--good! Pretty good, I swim pretty good."

'''Sweet:''' Really? I got family there.

--> '''Milo:''' I'm you're man, Mr. Whitmore! You will not regret this! Why, I'm so excited I-I-I can't even [[TemptingFate hold it in]]!" (GilliganCut of Milo getting sea sick out at sea)